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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) - Live by OfeAchi: 4:10pm On Sep 17, 2023
Reference:
The Premiership table doesn't lie. Chelsea remains a bottom half team. This team cannot beat half the teams in this league on a good day.

Poch has his work cut out to claim a Euro spot by May next year.
Wish him the best of luck.
Chelsea will sprout.
I believe in Jackson. He would achieve 20+ EPL goals. Don't write them off. Chelsea is going to UCL next season.
Education / Re: UK: Schools In Leeds Lockdown After Threatening E-mails To Staff, Students by OfeAchi: 2:36pm On Sep 14, 2023
One of the many reasons why japa is not the solution.
Nigeria is better than UK.

Give Tilumbu one year and the economy would turn around to compete favourably.
NYSC / Re: Borno Corps Members Withdraw Relocation Applications Over Good Camp Conditions by OfeAchi: 4:16pm On Aug 27, 2023
It's all good and cozy....until those uncircumcised, unpeaceful terrorists decides to greet the camp with explosives and machine guns. Then you'll know that all that golds is not glitters
Sports / Re: Another Hat-Trick For Ronaldo As Al Nassr Win Their First Of The Season In Style by OfeAchi: 9:36am On Aug 26, 2023
sad
I didn't check the poster but I already knew it was Obembet. This babe can ride CR7 diick for 247....

Who cares about the Saudi Farmers League?
A league where penaldo plays alongside Imans and Alfa's?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Bournemouth (3 - 1) On 19th August 2023 by OfeAchi: 3:28pm On Aug 19, 2023
yinkeys:

Ah
Is McAllister not balling
People staked wrongly
Liverpool seriously needs a DMF in order to free up Macalister to assume full playmaker role. He is currently playing deep.
Webmasters / Re: Elon Musk Says Twitter Users Will Not Be Able To Block People, Except In DMs by OfeAchi: 11:31am On Aug 19, 2023
Dshocker:
Really šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Reno Omokri go cry blood.
There's a mute feature. You can only view his posts but can't comment on his posts.
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Visits Buhari In Daura, Katsina by OfeAchi: 6:03pm On Aug 03, 2023
Time for Bubub to shine her Congo and see how deep it is....

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Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by OfeAchi: 12:16pm On Jul 21, 2023
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Where did he attend his primary and secondary school?
Someone has a university degree and you are asking for primary and secondary? That's too belittling, if you ask me. Bsc is greater than SSCE
Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by OfeAchi: 11:21am On Jul 21, 2023
Can this be replicated for the drug lord?

He deserves more than this as the most capable president Nigeria has ever seen.

He is a first class graduate
He is a unifier
He is a builder or nations
He is a builder of men
He is the 3rd richest man in Lagos

The list goes on and on....

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Sports / Re: PSG Signs Nigerian Defender Nicole Payne. by OfeAchi: 11:17am On Jul 21, 2023
Savechild23:
95% female footballers are bi or le gosians
I'm almost certain Assisat is LGTVBQ
Sports / Re: PSG Signs Nigerian Defender Nicole Payne. by OfeAchi: 11:14am On Jul 21, 2023
She is ugleee
Politics / Re: Hardship: 'Borrow Atiku's Plan' - Deji Adeyanju Begs Tinubu by OfeAchi: 9:00am On Jul 21, 2023
Hezzyluv:
Deji Adeyanju say and I quote "There should be no arrogance in solving Nation's problem"

I like this comment. But what do I know? Deji Adeyanju is just a nominal IPOB terrorist. Since anyone who point out errors in president Tinubu's subsidy approach is tagged as one. But, WE'RE all in this.
I beg to differ. We're not in this together

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Politics / Re: Hardship: 'Borrow Atiku's Plan' - Deji Adeyanju Begs Tinubu by OfeAchi: 8:57am On Jul 21, 2023
You we are in this together.
You voted for BAT, enjoy your VAT

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TV/Movies / Re: Animation Lovers, What Animation Are You Watching? by OfeAchi: 3:34pm On Jul 16, 2023
No one mentioned Moana

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Celebrates 33rd Birthday Today by OfeAchi: 8:39am On Jul 16, 2023
33 years and no bia bia?
Go and ask your mum for a refund.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe's Husband Hails Her For Joining Him In The 2023 Hajj (Video) by OfeAchi: 10:28am On Jul 08, 2023
So what happens when this marriage crumbles? (It would surely fail).
Would she convert back to Christianity or Atheism?

Mtcheww

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Sports / Re: Ancelotti Couldn't Help Italy, Not Fit To Be Brazil Coach - President Lula by OfeAchi: 3:00am On Jul 08, 2023
LZAA:

The same Ancelotti that revived an ailing milan,won two UCL,coppa italia and serie A discovered his talent at Madrid ?
Oh man grin
What did he achieve in Everton? Nada!
Rmadrid and Benzema revived his career
Sports / Re: PSG President Al Khelaifi On MbappĆ©: ā€œSign A New Deal Or Leave The Club". by OfeAchi: 11:26pm On Jul 05, 2023
Angelfrost:
Mbappe is becoming a bone in the neck of PSG...!

I wish they will just let him go to Spain...! He will probably not pull off what Haaland did at Man City!
It looks like PSG are cursed. They signed the likes of Neymar, Mbappe, Messi, Cavani, T.Silva, Zlatan and yet they couldn't win UCL. It's probably not happening
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by OfeAchi: 6:58pm On Jul 01, 2023
Small stature would be of benefit if your deek is huge...but unfortunately, 98.56% of the petite men out there have small childish deeks....
Politics / Re: Festus Okoye: I Don't Understand Reliance On IReV when the parties had agents by OfeAchi: 9:01pm On Jun 29, 2023
Declare the Elections inconclusive!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Use Math To Say "Eid Mubarak"! by OfeAchi: 10:06am On Jun 28, 2023
Using the second and third principles, derive the means to end epileptic power supply in Nigeria.

Eid Mubarak to all Nigerians.

P.S... kindly note that I do not believe and therefore not a party to the ridiculous islamic declaration on my profile. I'm a molecular scientist who believes in theory of evolution.

Science is god and god is science.!

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Career / Re: Salary Earners: How Far Did Last Month Salary Take You This Month? by OfeAchi: 9:39am On Jun 27, 2023
KingOfIsoko1:
Lets hear from the salary earners ,

I earn 6 figures and fill my Tank 70 liters for around 38k, I normally use 1&1/2 tank a month
6 figures? As in 101k is 6 figures. 999k is also 6 figures.
Ogbeni name the amount of you want to help

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Releases Obafemi Hamzat's USA Naturalization Records by OfeAchi: 8:07pm On Jun 23, 2023
GRV lawyers shouldn't focus on Hamzat losing his Nigerian citizenship as the basis for disqualification. If they do this, the judges would rule in favour of APC because according to section 28, Hamzat would always remain a Nigerian citizen by virtue of his birth.
However, in order to disqualify Hamzat, they simply need to quote section 182, which specifically states that you can't contest for a gubernatorial position if you voluntarily acquire the citizenship of another country.
NOTE here that section 182 and section 28 doesn't deny your Nigerian citizenship. Hamzat still remains a Nigerian citizen. But he is not qualified to run for election.

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Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by OfeAchi: 3:29pm On Jun 15, 2023
Zonefree:

As long as your girlfriend is a Nigerian, if you like play like foetus with her, e no go still last.
Guy šŸ˜ grin wetin be this nau? Play like fetus hahaha

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by OfeAchi: 8:44pm On Jun 10, 2023
KDB out.... confirmed win for inter.

Fraudiola curse from Yaya Toure still valid!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United FA Cup: (2 - 1) On 3rd June 2023 by OfeAchi: 4:39pm On Jun 03, 2023
Why on earth would Guardiola substitute KDB?
Over analysis again.

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Family / Re: My Personal Observation About Nigerian "Adults" by OfeAchi: 6:41pm On May 27, 2023
Angelfrost:
In other news... This might be Thomas Tuchel's season after all!

Dortmund aiming for the position of King of Bottlers! cool
Dortmund just had one job to do today, after Bayern gave them a lifeline last week. But what did they do? Couldn't win their last game at home. What a pity! Only that I would never have pity for they and Arsenal. They deserve to go trophyless for the next 100 years!

PS, Bellingham had better port to Mancity ASAP.
Education / Re: ITS OFFICIAL: UK International Students Cannot Bring FamiliesĀ alongĀ anymore by OfeAchi: 8:12pm On May 23, 2023
Nice move UK. Now we focus on Norway.
If you need to relocate to Norway via education route, contact me. You can move with your family.

There are about 55 schools in Norway that lecture in English.
And there is also a work permit of 2-3 years after graduation.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by OfeAchi: 1:23am On May 21, 2023
Numerouno94:


Which win again? Arsenal just gave City the league title without having to play Chelsea 2mao. Congrats to Pep and City.
Don't be too sure. City are still under investigations.
My verdict; at least 10 points would be deducted from Mancity for breaking rules. And who comes next in line to the trophy? You guessed right, ARSENAL!

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