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I can bet 2milliion that the said tenants are from the skull mining region if Nigeria.
No more skulls to mine in brown roof republic, so they decided to expand into the erosion republic.

NG_Police should get rid of these miscreants.
Nigeria must be great again!

The said passenger must be an affonja miscreant, spreading rascality.

Benwallt:
Hilda is jokiing but who dey deck Emmanuella? The girl don grow well.

You must be a perv!
Emmanuella is still a young virgin. And would remain so until she walks down the aisle with her hubby.

pocohantas:
I agree. I am not thrilled by men that claim they can cook scatter. Cook enough to survive and keep shut. All the muscle God gave you, you want to use it to be cutting onions and waterleaf?

Go and learn how to code or fly an aeroplane.
Then I will be impressed.

I can cook, I can cook. Next thing you see them adding thyme inside okra soup.

I am fullstack coder. And I have just completed my pilot training. I have about 20hrs now under my belt.
Can we now proceed to the next stage ?

Hinokami:
During my initial interview I gave a figure that was above my current pay, now they insist on me providing the payslip before proceeding to the next stage of the employment process.

The thing is I have monthly bonuses not captured on the payslip and I fear not providing evidence would make me disqualified for the role.

Who has navigated such process before as I don't know what to do.

Is it even legal to ask for payslips?

Will they actually contact my current employer to verify the payslip?

Note: it's a financial institution. I heard they are fond of doing this during their recruitment.

LIAR!!

You just shot yourself on the foot.
You have two options:
1. Meet with your company HR to synergize the current lie into your official payslip. OR
2. Send me a PM. I have a way around these things. I am a certified fraud and forensic specialist. I can use my tech skills to ease you into your new company.

Number 2 above would cost you some funds though.
I have helped several clients in the past.

Did the gods swear for these Abians?
Why always sharing kerosene or petrol or sachet water?
Whatever happens to sharing Uber cabs, or laptops or sewing machines or generators?

With Uber cabs, they can generate income.
With laptops they can generate income.
Same with other options.

You're sharing kerosene? What if they prefer firewoods?

Hmmm...in these trying times i
of Tinubu tight economy, any means to stay above water is welcome.

In the light of this, I have two healthy kidneys for sale. They belong to a certain beggar on my street who just recently tried committing suicide. I found him hung from a rope, rescued him and promised him that I would settle his debts if only he would donate his two kidneys for "charity" work. He has agreed to my proposal.
Please any kidney seller should send me a PM.

youngberry001:
city loss to aston villa by 1 goals nil,fucking happy now

Man city seriously needs someone to fill in the gaps for Rodri. Imagine Aston villa terrorising city just like a league B team.

Ebubu:
europe and america made cars in 1890s and early 1920s.
Germany made armoured tank for war in 1930s when many africans were naked.

This is over 100 years ago. Yet no Nigerian company fully manufactures car, they just import the parts and use screw driver to knot it together.

Na em people dey rejoice for ABU say them couple car wey oyibo manufacture from scratch over 100 years ago.

I’ll always maintain white race is superior to black race, if you like criticise me for it.

of course, the white race is a more superior and advanced race. Intellect, innovation, posterity thinking, you name it. Black race , especially Africans has been proven time and time again to be backwards and subpar. Just a little above the apes.

The only thing that proves the blacks are a humans is a document written and preserved somewhere in the Alps.

These ibo women don obsfucate with investors funds...

Congratulations babe.
But here is a spoiler....

What if you schooled in Uniben Computer science, would you have graduated with a 5.0 CGPA?

Someone should tell this nigga that we do not need another university in Nigeria.

How about he invests this funds into creating a mini power grid within a locality? A power grid with at least 20hrs daily supply.

OR funding already existing universities. Some brilliant minds are wallowing away due to lack of funds to support their research.

Unless, the dude is trying to launder funds with this new university. White elephant stuff. Same way Ebonyi State wasted funds in building an airport.

The op should try sponsorship jobs with that amount. At least it would pay his air ticket.

Any other means is shooting yourself in the foot.

sonofsteven:
The best na to have a child or children, it will give you upper hand in the country/ province

Marriage go give you o but if the woman knows you are using marriage cert. She go wan dey control you, they love controlling and monitoring people, if you do strong head,she go threaten to divorce and report you to police that you don't have papers,them go deport you, so while on marriage, try get permanent residency but with kids,you use your kids as your paper..

Note: Nigerian ladies are still the best because WOMEN ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE, CHINESE WOMEN DEY DO SHITS WITH AFRICAN MEN ETC, HUMANS ARE THE SAME

WHAT NIGERIAN MEN THAT GOT MARRIED TO CHINESE WOMEN ARE FACING, WHETHER THEY HAVE PAPERS OR NOT, MY DEAR THEY WON'T TOLERATE THAT FROM NIGERIAN GIRLS BUT THEY ALL KEEP QUIET AND PRETEND ALL IS WELL ...

in any country you find yourself, try relate with fellow blacks mostly your country people, belong to any group with reasonable people in it.. especially china, we have nigerian community, state community and local government communities den village community or meetings, in china,move with blacks,na them go teach you everything you need for survival, hunger no feed disturb you and beer plenty.... Guangzhou is blacks dominated, igbos take over 80% then other Africans take the rest for SAMPA..

Out of 80%, 50%no get paper, 20% are on marriage, 7% get paper then 3% are using kids

Na covid-19 make some get papers now

Mingle with blacks, chances for survival is more but play lonewolf and no one will stand for you, if chinese cheats you of your money,na fellow Nigerians wey get legs go help you retrieve am and you won't show face because you never get paper to avoid deport,

Most of them wey no fit handle Guangzhou dey inside the villages

Guangzhou na big city like Beijing and Shanghai etc and Guangzhou na main china, e dey tight gan, but inside villages no too dey hot in terms of security reach cities, na why most they there

Nice hustle nwanne.

Keep it up!
Your posts are nothing but truths. I studied at Sun Yat-sen university and graduated in 2018.
I even got me a sweet Chinese babe then and a nice job. But I left the country towards the onset of COVID.

During my first months in Guangzhou, it was the Igbo community that helped me integrate seamlessly.

It is true.
I discovered that whenever I made up to 10 minutes of phone calls at a stretch, my manly duties in the oza room dropped by 3-4 minutes.
Originally, I'm a fifteen minutes man. And my woman needs at least 14 minutes of steady, energetic thrusts to cum.

He wants some favour from Wizzkid.
Probably some funds...

seunny4lif:
Ten hag has no ronaldo or Dea or sancho to blame...
Then he bought in Maguire, so he can blame him

Ten Hag is the second best coach in EPL.
Give him some time.
I see manutd taking second or third.
They would win FA cup

PDP should welcome back Peter Obi.
Then APC is a gonner

Luckysbab:
Funnily enough, I told my fellow here the match was ending 3-3. He thought I was crazy.

That was close.

but you still lost the best

Reference:
The Premiership table doesn't lie. Chelsea remains a bottom half team. This team cannot beat half the teams in this league on a good day.

Poch has his work cut out to claim a Euro spot by May next year.
Wish him the best of luck.

Chelsea will sprout.
I believe in Jackson. He would achieve 20+ EPL goals. Don't write them off. Chelsea is going to UCL next season.

One of the many reasons why japa is not the solution.
Nigeria is better than UK.

Give Tilumbu one year and the economy would turn around to compete favourably.

It's all good and cozy....until those uncircumcised, unpeaceful terrorists decides to greet the camp with explosives and machine guns. Then you'll know that all that golds is not glitters

I didn't check the poster but I already knew it was Obembet. This babe can ride CR7 diick for 247....

Who cares about the Saudi Farmers League?
A league where penaldo plays alongside Imans and Alfa's?

yinkeys:
Ah
Is McAllister not balling
People staked wrongly

Liverpool seriously needs a DMF in order to free up Macalister to assume full playmaker role. He is currently playing deep.

Dshocker:
Really 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reno Omokri go cry blood.

There's a mute feature. You can only view his posts but can't comment on his posts.

Time for Bubub to shine her Congo and see how deep it is....

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Where did he attend his primary and secondary school?

Someone has a university degree and you are asking for primary and secondary? That's too belittling, if you ask me. Bsc is greater than SSCE

Can this be replicated for the drug lord?

He deserves more than this as the most capable president Nigeria has ever seen.

He is a first class graduate
He is a unifier
He is a builder or nations
He is a builder of men
He is the 3rd richest man in Lagos

The list goes on and on....

Savechild23:
95% female footballers are bi or le gosians

I'm almost certain Assisat is LGTVBQ

She is ugleee