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Politics / Re: PDP Rejects Results Released By INEC by OfeAchi: 8:37pm On Feb 27, 2023
Cancel elections only in polling units where disenfranchisement or vote rigging occured.

Examples:
LP won Lagos with at least 1M votes while APC real votes did not exceed 400k.

APC won Gombe but PDP rigged it to favour Atiku.
APC also won Abia and Rivers.
APC won Bayelsa.

INEC do the needful, reschedule elections

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Politics / Re: EFCC Intercepts ₦‎32.4 Million Meant For Vote-Buying In Lagos (Photo) by OfeAchi: 5:36pm On Feb 24, 2023
Blood of Zerubabel!
New naira notes fah!?

That mean Emefiewele was right when he said bank mangers connived with politicians. Which invariably means that Tinupu has already exchanged his stash of 400billion Naira from old to new notes.

Why nau. APC why?
You are coming with "renewed hope" yet it's same old hopelessness you want to plunge Nigerians into.

I'm quite surprised that some youths on this forum are actually clamouring for APC, despite the hardships imposed on them for these past 8 years....

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Politics / Re: Own Goal: LP's Badly Designed Logo Has Disfranchised Them by OfeAchi: 1:21pm On Feb 24, 2023
Mama, papa, pikin. Or is that too difficult for the almajiris and beggars to grasp?

MAMA PAPA PIKIN
MAMA PAPA PIKIN

MAMA PAPA PIKIN
MAMA PAPA PIKIN

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Politics / Re: Feb 25: IGP Orders Restriction Of Movement, Extends Ban On VIP Aides, Escorts by OfeAchi: 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2023
Mtcheew!
How do you expect me to cast my vote if my polling unit is not within walking distance from my home?
I'm afraid I cannot obey this order. I will drive to my polling unit on the election day and vote my choice candidates.
Politics / Re: Rivers AA Governorship Candidate Adopts Obi As Presidential Candidate by OfeAchi: 8:13pm On Feb 22, 2023
AA as a party has no relevance.
They can't even win a single polling unit in Rivers...

So their structure is like castles in the air ...
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: INEC Gets Cash For Elections by OfeAchi: 8:03am On Feb 22, 2023
jeromestarks:
Finally, INEC got cash.
Cash is scarse. Money no dey.

Do not use your hard-earned money to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men who only gave her two eggs and indomie. Only a fool will do that. Are you the fool?


A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child thinking it's yours.

Once a woman starts misbehaving,just know that she has started fvcking her ex.
Divorce her before she kills you with frustration.


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage,take the pains to find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a peaceful lasting home than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and suffer in your marriage.

Be wise.
Avoid single mothers at all cost. They're are operating under a different level of curse. There is a reason men don't stay in their lives.
A woman you did not disvirgin is a curse to her children; born and unborn. Never marry her. Be wise.
you will not marry a virgin girl at last.
Travel / Re: Visa Rejection: What To Do When Your Application Is Denied? by OfeAchi: 7:19pm On Feb 17, 2023
Jembewon2020:
she got 3.5 instead of 4.0 and her visa was rejected.honestly it can be very disappointing.
3.5 CGPA or what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 15th February 2023 by OfeAchi: 10:27pm On Feb 15, 2023
IbileIfe:

Costly mistakes.

They still have a match in hand and A MUST WIN to return to the top of the Premier League Table.
As I said before, they don't need to defeat Manchester City to win the league.
Manchester City lost four matches and Arsenal lost three matches.

the title is as good as over for arsenal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 15th February 2023 by OfeAchi: 10:26pm On Feb 15, 2023
Nemesis0147:
don’t be like this abeg
Man city wan turn EPL into a farmer league which is not acceptable ohh
Haaland already turned it to farmers league before now

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Running To Be Nigeria's President - Bola Ahmed Tinubu by OfeAchi: 9:19pm On Feb 15, 2023
Old man go and enjoy your Lagos loot in peace.
Nigeria no beLagos. You can't

Nigeria stand up!
Vote out APAC.!
Urchins and ipobians, listen to this call. Save Nigeria

Let's have a repeat of Edo state.
Edo is not eko
Nigeria is not Lagos !

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 12th February 2023 by OfeAchi: 5:38pm On Feb 12, 2023
Since Arsenal are not ready to do the job of keeping Manutd out of the title, let Mancity show them how it's done!
Manutd must not smell EPL till 2099!

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Family / Re: My Husband Inspects My Private Part Anytime I Return From Work by OfeAchi: 4:34pm On Feb 12, 2023
I applaud your hubby for doing this daily ritual. Ladies of these days, especially the married ones appears to lose faith in their marriages.
About 76.57% of married ladies have tasted another dick outside of marriage. It is even worse in corporate settings. A lady would fix a hotel date with another male colleague. They would both copulate on their way back from work.
How do you detect such cheating wives? Simple, check their privates immediately they return from work. It usually appears dishevelled and out of sync.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Gifted A Giant Fish At Kebbi (video) by OfeAchi: 6:36pm On Feb 11, 2023
Tinupu would win but he won't complete his tenure.

Rapture is taking place in 2025

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Politics / Re: Atiku Presidential Rally In Bauchi (Early Pictures & Video) by OfeAchi: 3:20pm On Feb 07, 2023
Half of these rented crowd do not even have PVC.

Soworo ISSA goal!
Celebrities / Re: Stop Stealing My Songs, Blackface Warns Artistes by OfeAchi: 7:21am On Jan 29, 2023
It's true.
Two of Asake hit songs were written by Black face. I remember his uni days, when he frequently consulted B'face for guidance.

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Business / Re: New Naira Note Scarcity Is False; I Withdrew Mine Yesterday by OfeAchi: 9:40am On Jan 27, 2023
BossGerald:


I don't know your location, but here the ATMs are dispensing 24/7.

The new currency seem to be scarce because many people are still waiting for the deadline to go overwhelm the bank with their rush hour deposit and withdrawal.
I would have loved to say "shut up" but I'll hold it.
Do you know how many times I've gone to different banks within Lagos mainland? I was able to withdraw 20k in new notes only once and that was on Monday.
Every other, "no money" in ATM. Even inside the banks you can't withdraw new naira notes.

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TV/Movies / Re: See How Big Brother Titans Housemates Are Paired (Photos) by OfeAchi: 9:49pm On Jan 23, 2023
If only these pairs could give us live porn in 3D, I would rate this show higher.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi & Datti's Wives Hold Town Hall Meeting With Kano State Women (Pics) by OfeAchi: 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2023
Rented!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 2) On 19th January 2023 by OfeAchi: 10:21pm On Jan 19, 2023
jaxxy:


Mancity and Haaland are overrated. They should be 4th if Chelsea and Liverpool where in form.
Unfortunately for you, Chelsea and Liverpool are not in form...so shut it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by OfeAchi: 8:10pm On Jan 18, 2023
ManUtd is winning 3 to nil

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Education / Re: Contact Us For Help With Your NOUN Needs by OfeAchi: 5:27am On Jan 17, 2023
sameduconsult:
Hello.
I processed (or rather paid 25k) a post graduate transcript on Noun portal over a month ago. Is there a way I can track it? The numbers and emails on their site are not connecting.
Politics / Re: Tein T.S Jack Rich(con) Says No Plan To Dump APC, Says Rumours "Patent Falsehood by OfeAchi: 9:57pm On Jan 07, 2023
He will join Labour party in the end...

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested In India Over Scam Advert by OfeAchi: 6:30am On Jan 04, 2023
TheChameleon:
INEC must put polling booths in brothels, prisons and baby factories.

Guess who will win with 99% of votes ?
None other than the celebrated drug baron from iragbiji.

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Politics / Re: Parents Of Chibok Girls Write Buhari To Bring Back Their Daughters Before May 29 by OfeAchi: 4:45am On Jan 02, 2023
As a parent, how would you feel to see your precious teenage daughter now with 3kids from some despicable, uncircumcised urchins? I'd rather they're not found. Because I can't unsee the sight. Knowing fully well that they were horridly disvirgined by
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by OfeAchi: 8:05pm On Dec 31, 2022
Angelfrost:


It's not exactly about the league please... It's about the quality of players around the striker!

Can Haaland do these exploits in Man United, Everton, Spurs, or Chelsea?!!

Man City has a ridiculously undue advantage over almost all the teams in England in terms of squad quantity and quality... The fact that only one or two teams have been able to keep them on their toes in the last couple of years buttresses this point.
And what stops other clubs from having the same squad and quality and quantity like mancity? Funds? Manutd & Chelsea has the funds
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Ex-Wife, Anita Celebrates Christmas With Their Children (Photos) by OfeAchi: 5:40pm On Dec 25, 2022
Xmas without your hubby and companion, is no Xmas at all!
Quickly find a way to resolve your marital issues asap.

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo's Children, New Lover Paul O's Children Celebrate Xmas Together (Pix) by OfeAchi: 4:57pm On Dec 25, 2022
That fair son of hers would definitely end up fucking the husband's daughter.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by OfeAchi: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2022
I don't trust Lagosians. They're full of crime oriented genes.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Disguising As A Woman To Get Nanny Job In Ajah (Pic/Video) by OfeAchi: 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2022
Badabada:
Times are hard, man wan survive.

The hardship of this year will be nothing to compare if we let the wrong man take power.

Pls lets vote right next year.
yap. We would vote right sir. BAT should be able to lead us into the promised land.
Sports / Re: England Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 10th Dec 2022 by OfeAchi: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2022
flexyrule:
Did you see them beating Portugal?
good question
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by OfeAchi: 5:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
Centurion101:
Inside the last 20 minutes guys , today will be special if Morrocco wins
Morocco is winning this. Ain't nothing Portugal or the second GOAT can do about it!

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