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jpmoriarti:
Lmaoooo

The guy don tire since. He don see more than he bargained for. I wan make he come arrest me join too.

me tire?
This is blasphemy...

I can never get tired of fvking morons up. Ask of me in the car talk section

Your life must be sad for you to asslick a broke and well known gay in the person of firstbornwds

FirstbornWds:
Lol. You come from the same school of thought, hence the romance. The guy you quoted isn't one that has ever contributed to anything good, except trolling, so he's no match.

For you, you are just being preposterous, but its understandable cos it's in your genes. Exhibit it for the world to see.

preposterous yen yeb yen..
Do you even know the meaning of that word? Or you just stopped your schooling at the village community school...albino rabbit

FirstbornWds:
You don miss since. I get time die today.


Make e launch ... I day wait am.

go and wait for your whoring mother who gives her rotten pit she calls a V.agina to every sickly drunkard

FirstbornWds:
Lol. Please, can you hasten the arrest because I will come here, come Monday and remind everyone that you were only yapping.


Back to feeling intimated, I would do that if all you are tryna show sees you as an entrepreneur or a real boss. But all I see here is an insecure kid tryna fake a life he dreams of. Return those things to the their owner, including the camera and work hard. You might be lucky to own a bike before you are shot dead.

oh now, the proof of my luxury is now made up? You must be a big headed clown and your everyday existence proves it.. It's an abomination for you to breathe..

Eeew... You deserve to be killed using a rusted knife

devvy44:
May God never let our self esteem to be so low that we’ll create multiple accounts just to use “like” the post of our main account in an argument.

Shame

that's how mentally impaired firstbornwds the first born clown is... Poor poor boy

FirstbornWds:
The most expensive caron poivre cost a little over a thousand dollars. If that is what you are tryna prove, I'll rather tell you that doesn't make you a real man. I'll rather step out with my glossier and do what I have to do. Doesn't make you any richer but more stupid to handle money. So, why should I feel intimidated?

you should feel intimidated you broke bloke...

I've worked hard for my money, and I'm living life to the fullest... After all, YOLO...
Now gtfoh, and prepare for your arrest and detention because I'm coming for your ass soon!

jpmoriarti:
Nobody is showing you any account balance nigga. So you go arrange your area boys, go rob the guy abi? We know your kind.

shut your gutter...
Rob who? I have assets totalling 200 million plus. Want proof? Ask for it, I'd show you...
Why would I Rob a broke clown? Who job hunts in the scorching Lagos sun feeding from hand to mouth

devvy44:
Braggart cules, them don drop picture for una, make una reply with picture and leave long speech, especially those bragging about what they don’t have or where they haven’t been to

Guy, I've told that useless ga.y boy firstbornwds to show me his account, and if it's up to 500k,I'd credit him 500k on top... But the fooool ran away with his legs between his tails, because he's a broke biatch who lives from hand to mouth... Ignore those broke pedophiles

jpmoriarti:
Now this is more like it.

Why you come put wrist watch and perfume on the picture

Chaiiii FirstbonWds see the person wey dey follow us talk ooo

He might be a grown man, but he has the mind of a small child.

Chaiiiii alu emeee

because those things are for men.... Not rats frolicking the sports section arguing over footballers that don't know them, or give too fvvks about them!

devvy44:
The salary wey you collect yesterday dey shark you, shameless fool your life already suck no wonder you’re Bragging about what you don’t have

stay out of this... These two... I'd handle them myself

FirstbornWds:
Nah... You are you whoring mom's nemesis. A look at you reminds her of youthful whoring days where anything could climb her.

I doubt if she's retired tho.

wasn't your mother gang raped with a pestle? And that nymphomaniac still bleeped your father in a cassava farm the next day... No wonder you have the iq of a pestle

FirstbornWds:
Lol... How long did it take you to beg for a camera to take this? Must have costed you giving up your ass to be bleeped by an automatic vibrator. Or maybe one of your bosses gave it up after your relentless begging.

You are a fake life mofo... Nothing changes that

i feel soooo good and elated cyberbulling this ga.y p.unk

That black Caron Poivre perfume you see there can buy you food for 24 months


No capping..
Show us your account balance and get 500k cash, and you're fidgeting because you're a broke anini

FirstbornWds:
slowpoke, you occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened. Your brain cells must have more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum. So I don't expect anything more than a depleted fungus trying to be noticed.

yen yen yen

Throwing piss poor disses in an attempt to save his drowning self....

I'm your nemesis in this forum, and I'd make sure to get your kleptomatic family locked up, until you're fished out!

jpmoriarti:
Please I dont want heart attack to kill you o. Not everyone is a chest beater like you. You own $5k car, you begin to imagine you're on top of the world when some other people can drive $1m car without batting an eye lid.

Learn to be humble. Even though you no learn nothing, learn that one. And stop disturbing my fellow Cules FirstbornWds.

shut up your stinking gutter of a mouth...

Cules my fair as.s

You must think everyone's life is as pathetic as yours
..
Go fuc.k a tree bark....
Red amoeba

FirstbornWds:
Lol, man you are more stupid than imagined. See trashtalk

I'm your father's twin then, and he's a hall of famer when it comes to stupidly stupid people, plus your ugly Klegged mother too

FirstbornWds:
I am the last person to envy a fellow fortune. It's not like I don't work hard enough myself. In fact, God has been faithful enough and even if a fellow is bigger, I see it as a motivation to step up. But the same is not the case of this serial scammer.

There's no way that guy can afford a car. Not dissing, but he's no match for that. Besides, how can you even have a car and not know how much it cost? From 1.5m, to 5.5, to 8m. Even if he wants to over-bloat, at least, he better stick to a particular lie. Which one is confusing his destiny with different prices?

Funnily, he's showing us shabby pictures car-keys that were taken probably taken with a 3rd generational android, claiming it to be iPhone 12 pro max's camera. Any sane person can see through this lie na. That pic of keys were orisbbly taken from a nightclub party with drunken men around. He probably saw it as an avenue to brag and decided to take pictures of them. If not, let him take a clearer pic, since he already started the picture contest. Let him finish what he started at least, to prove his point. Is it that hard?

If you have dealt with this guy at some point, you'll understand how much of a chronic liar and fraud he is. Today, he can claim to be in Texas, tomorrow in Dubai, and next in Cameroon. The worst of it all is that he doesn't even try to be creative with it but he wants reasonable peeps to swallow it hook and sinker because it's a faceless forum.

now shut up and go get your drunk of a father a blow.job

FirstbornWds:
Sadly enough, you only have league of unfortunate dads waiting to call you son. It's definitely happened that your osho-free mom was never paid.

see this broke juvenile

Have you job hunted today?

Kleptomanic ga.y as.s moro.n

jpmoriarti:
What am i going to be envious about? A poor quality phone? Or a couple of $5k cars Nothing fancy here, bro.

As for the jersey, I already responded to that. Needless repeating myself.

shut it.. I'm logged in on nairaland on my Samsung s7 Edge plus of years now...
If you want to see my phones, ask for it, and you'd get it clown...
Bitter joker

jpmoriarti:
Hahahaha

I have accepted he could have a couple of cars. Nothing special there in my opinion. It is only in Nigeria that having a $5k car is an achievement. They use it to terrorize one another and cause their peers into doing yahoo yahoo just to drive a $5k car.

SHUT IT AGAIN..

Oh the idiot is abroad? How much do you earn? 2k usd monthly?

I use that to pay my writers monthly...
You must be a broke jobless troll

jpmoriarti:
Obviously, it is you who lives a very sad, lonely life. So you always feel the need to showcase whatever little thing you think you have. A couple of $4k -$5k cars.

shut it r.etard.
.
I live the life only you can dream of

I have bragging rights because I've worked my ass of to live a comfortable life, but you? You live a deplorable life filled with bitterness and envy...
Broke. I.dio.t

My offer for an original Barcelona Jersey still stands.. Clown

FirstbornWds:
School who? The same you that can't afford a phone with a decent camera? Lol. I am asking you to just take a decent photo that won't strain the eyes i( even if na to borrow pose). Abeg abeg... Go and pay those you scammed even if na to work for site. Pay them... They deserve their money.

shut your stinking wide mouth you half brain m.oron
I will never pay for a shabby job...
Maybe your dad paid your mom for a shabby job he did while impregnating you, and subsequently giving birth to this broke low life

devvy44:
Shameless cules, either you guys are dragging your selves by posting your pictures or bragging of things you guys can only dream of

I just wish that Seun or mynd44 will just close down this tread

i posted things I own, not hearsay... It's not bragging when I post evidence of what I own
If they close Down this thread, there are plenty others where I'd school that gay fa.ggot firstbornwds

FirstbornWds:
OfficialDj? Is it so hard taking the pictures? You obviously have them close. Just clean your camera lens and take the shot.


Please, I am begging you. Do it and shame me.

from my car price to my phone camera quality, yen yen yen...


You must be an albino bloke for real

jpmoriarti:
You're just another Proud Nigerian boy, who wishes to be what they clearly cannot be. That's why Nigeria have plenty of Huspuppi in the making.

shut up and get lost...

Can you mafch up to my strides? Nairaland has given you a face huh?
Stupid buffoo.n

Your life must be sad sad sad

jpmoriarti:
I don't need to see the phone. Just take decent pictures. That represents the quality of phone you're using.

hahaha. You must be an im.becile...a moronic one at that

jpmoriarti:
I buy mine directly from Barcelona stores at the Camp Nou. When next I visit, I'll be getting the latest Jersey. So I don't need your assistance here.

when next you visit aba you mean?

FirstbornWds:
Take a better shot and show us. Monkey

it feels so good bullying this kleptomanic....

Haha.... I'm just getting started

jpmoriarti:
Chaiii

I was about to ask same question o. So ugly, poor quality picture for someone who claims he owns 2 benz. At least get a decent phone. $700 can get you a decent phone.

hahaha...
I should snap my 12 Pro max for you

There are levels to these things

FirstbornWds:
I say it again, this time with a bigger pride.

My looks alone will humble you. It'll make you wish never to be born. That I am sooooooooo sure of.

You look like an infant premature gorilla, so I'd be humbled of course...

jpmoriarti:
proud boy

dm me. I still stand by my words of buying you an original Barcelona Jersey.... Suffer no dey Taya you

FirstbornWds:
Lol. He thinks dissing is his thing. Lol, man forgot I fo that for a living. I've got stories that were big sellers on Amazon that even had it. How much more him, a local stray dog tryna feed from the slum.

I am so in for this all day. Bring it on, officialdj. Please, let it continue.

you Diss me

If wishes were true.. Go Diss your mother for giving birth to an ugly kleptomanic like you

FirstbornWds:
Lol, I am not in the class of clowns that take random pictures. I have nothing to prove to you. Once you get to my family house on Monday like you claim, you can go ahead and take enough, and from different angles too.

Why are you delaying until Monday na? Why not today? It's still bright. Or you want to come rid here with how I absconded with my family? Go today, you'll get more results, lousy moro.n

of course the broke monkey doesn't have anything to show us..
Okay, show us your bug infested one room jalopy ;Dyou call a house