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simi1:
Have you checked google

awesome9ja:
Again I will appeal to both parties in the name of whatever you serve to please forgive and forget
Lets sheath our swords.
we are matured and grown ups.
this is Benz section
what will happen if you guys now meet face to face in public place
Again this is a no victor no vanquished vawulence and no prize for the winner.
you insult me i insult you
you curse my mama i curse your mama

please let give peace a chance

Ivan18888888888:
Imagined someone that claims to own a 40 million naira gle dey scam people on top 50k .
Clown 🤡 !!! Bloody scammer !!!!

Omo this guy ehn !!! God forbid bad thing !!!

Broke frustrated,adopted scammer who pours out his frustration on innocent car talkers who don't know any better .

cbrass:
The check engine light is not On, yes i am going to be honest I speed some times, but is that not what Benz is built for? what is the Turbocharger for then

Kingdemu:
See, you are intellectually lazy and that is why OfficialDJ will keep whooping your arse. From ChatGPT, now this. Sigh!!! If you are not a newbie in CarTalk, you suppose no sey wetin you dey suggest na balderdash

And if I were you, I for don give up cos the guy go just lead you to depression

cbrass:
Hello is there something drying petrol in my car? I bought 8. something litres on Saturday and took the car from Ikorodu to Ladipo and back . I didn't take the car out on Sunday only for me to try to start it now and it was just rolling which means that there is no fuel.
Please what could be drying up fuel in my car.

Ivan18888888888:
Only you , hiding under four profiles ,

ThatIgboBoy
Infinitywar
kingdemu

you truly need to do something meaningful with your life

Ivan18888888888:
C’mon little boy , It's best to avoid that subject entirely since you excel in babbling incoherently on here . Let's move on, shall we?
Let's refocus on our current agenda. I came across the information that your mother has been involved in the prostitution business since the tender age of 6, resulting in her pussy becoming severely contaminated with maggots due to extreme fucking day and night .

Ivan18888888888:
No I was referring to your mother .
The maggot infested slutty woman has so many rotten calabar cum deposited into her bug 🐛 contaminated pussy

Kindly Get the f.uck out of my sight and take your larva infested mother with you .

Ivan18888888888:
You see this particular boy, let me tell you , He is an absolute imb.ecile, a colossal ba.boon, a complete m.oron.

Like quite frankly, who in their right mind would wake up in the morning and immediately turn to Nairaland just to seek out someone's car to hurl insults at.?

Anyway I am here to show this bastar.d of a human being what it feels like to be put in his rightful place. I know this clown likes to dish out insults to people here regularly, but today, I'm about to serve him a taste of his own medicine and teach him a lesson he won't soon forget. As they say, every day is for the thief, but one day is for the owner. And today, he's about to meet his nemesis.

awesome9ja:
This is really a no victor no vanquished vawulence.
No one goes home with a prize. You troll me I troll you.
You haul despicable insult at my parent. I haul insult at your parent too.
if the intention is to show who is superior it wont work.
Please sirs i appeal to you let peace rain. lets forgive and forget and move on
i use God beg us abeg sir.

Ivan18888888888:
Wow, I can't believe it! Are you serious? You think someone like you, who can't even afford a decent car, can manage to properly pay your workers? Or maybe it's your “whocup mommy with her whocup money “ who takes care of everything for you 😆.

By the way, I have someone interested in that heap of junk you call a car, but they're only willing to pay 250naira for it. And that's if it's still functional, which I highly doubt. You should really just consider selling it to a scrapyard and put it out of its misery. It's where it truly belongs. 😃."

Ivan18888888888:
And What do you think you are? “ Read this slowly "
"I'm a jobless known pussy on Nairaland , I get gets thrilled from buying cars from junkyards. Maybe it's time for me to actually find some purpose in life outside of this online forum."

Ivan18888888888:
your childish insult nor Dey always pass your father, your mother, or being gay,
it won't still change the fact you drive a car straight out of a junk yard and being know for being a chronic worthless jobless critic on nairaland

toyeoye:
Boring

Brown91045:
Perhaps I was right from the on-set. His main purpose here was to belittle /criticize /trash talk other people's cars, all the while driving a car straight out of a junkyard himself.

nihilistjnr:
OfficialDJ please Jinja by Olamide

BlueRayDick:
Oya play me kukere by iyanya
🎶 Onana nana na …… Iye Iye Iye….Iye !

BlueRayDick:
Who is the official DJ here?

Please play me Iyanya -Your waist

🎶 Onana na nana…. Iye Iye , Iye !

Havertz29s:
Who is the officiating DJ?

Stephen2324:
Another reason you should never take back a cheating woman is, one, the zeal with which guys pound new p*ssy (assuming she's new to him) and two, the male propensity to voraciously plunder territory they know belongs to someone else.

Any men she cheats with, is in a competition with you to supplant your penile history with his but you are unaware of this, so while you're doing your usual 2 rounds of 40 minutes, he's f*cking her from 10pm to 4am until she bookmarks his phallic prowess.

For you it is sex and mutual satisfaction. For him, it is sex, pleasure and a compulsion to conquer and assert dominance. You cannot compete within this context which is why she will most likely go back.

You'll know this if you've regularly been on the other side of the equation -- they almost always come back.

She's gone. Show her the door.

Ivan18888888888:
Little boy Can you please Say something that actually makes sense for once! All you ever do is spew the same empty insults over and over again.

Honestly, I can't stand any more of your pointless and mindless ramblings anymore.

You need to Grow up, little boy, and stop with these kindergarten insults.

Ivan18888888888:
Oh, so you actually believe that everyone is as brainless as you? Spare me the delusion. And by the way, quit trying to come at me with different profiles just to hide your true identity. I've already exposed your disgraceful behavior on this platform. everyone sees you for who you really are. A pathetic, chronic critic with nothing better to do with your life ,other than troll people's cars on Nairaland.

Kingdemu:
I can smell ChatGPT even from a distance. No wonder OfficiaDJ dey beat you blue and black

Brown91045:
Does it still change the fact that your mother has a maggot infested pussy due to being a prostitute all the days of her life ? .

Small tiny prick calabar boy , anytime you come Lagos na brt go kill you for inside that your junk !!!

Brown91045:
This guy needs help . His trapped in his own web of inferiority complex. He takes so joy and pleasure in belittling the hard work and achievements of others. Infact What's even more painful is the fact that he possesses nothing of substance in his own life. He's nothing more than a bitter critic, full of unnecessary hate and so much envy.

Brown91045:
You lying ash-hole. It's clear that you don't own any GLE or whatsoever . The only junk you can boast of is your rotten scrap yard 2008 Mercedes CLS that you bought from a junkyard.

I want everyone on this platform to see you for who you truly are. Your sole purpose on Nairaland is to degrade and belittle others and their cars. If you guys Don't believe me? You’ll can take a quick glance at majority of his posts on here. You will consistently see how this imb.ecile throw insults at people's cars.
Like who does that ??

I just can't understand how someone can wake up in the morning and purposefully launch unwarranted attacks on people's cars for no just reason.
This guy is sick and need some serious help.

Ivan18888888888:
Ewu !!! Look at the cow shit that buy cars from scrap yard . Are you kidding me?
You honestly ;Dhave the nerve? Someone with an empty skull !!!
Abeg Abeg just vamoose from here jor. Let better people quote me, not someone like you who clearly has nothing going on in your head.

Ivan18888888888:
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Better than being born by the prostitute of your mother whose pussy emanates maggots on daily basis

vivalavida:
Guy your mouth bad. E don do abeg.

Ivan18888888888:
Are you referring to the same mother of yours that maggots swim inside her pu**y everyday due to the immense loads of rotten c*m deposited??