Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz GLK Or CLA : Which Is Better ? by OfficialDJ: 6:56pm On Jan 10 |
Ivan18888888888:
I really hope you didn’t end up listening to this guy’s advice. man is the biggest clown on Nairaland ever ! Imagine someone driving a 2008 - bucket, having the audacity to advise someone . Absolute clown .. mumu pro max who released this gay retarded gay from the dungeons where I left him? Your mother gave birth to an imbeci.le and your cursed father turns everyday in his grave from the disgrace his seed produced.  Moronic dimwitted hermaphrodite. |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:18am On Jan 23, 2024 |
Ivan18888888888: Turns out it was the rear differential oil that was bad and expired so I replaced it. Now, there's no more burnt smell anymore . you better sell that disjointed and discombulated jalopy before it leads you to an early grave  At least dying naturally and decomposing as manure for the soil is better than being roasted and cremated..  This bleached albino gay with a burnt vagi.na... Eeeew...  5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:15am On Jan 23, 2024 |
Ivan18888888888: The issue was actually the old and expired rear differential oil, which I changed. Now, there's no more burnt smell." This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died  Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away. Awww. Poor thing..  And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor.... On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage  You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor. Because....  5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:32am On Jan 22, 2024 |
Ivan18888888888:
still better, for crying out loud! Way better than that your old / iron condemned , rusted metal you salvaged from a refuse site.
And, I see you finally came back , after scamming some poor innocent souls out of 50k, once again.
cheap 50k local nairaland scammer 🤣😂 I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout..  Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will struggle to comprehend.  You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family.  Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck... Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses  4 Likes |
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
Ivan18888888888:
SHAMELESS SCAMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will forever remain a nairaland FRAUDSTER !!!! Forever and ever till eternity !!! Till death do you part !!!!,
And it's really mind-baffling how someone like you, a chronic sick scammer, manages to find a platform to spread your toxic opinions and insult people without any checks put in a place. Nairaland seriously needs to step up their game and start conducting thorough background checks on their users. It's high time they tighten up their screening and security process to ensure a safer and more positive environment for everyone!
and for the insult : may herpes / syphilis / staphylococcus aureus / gonorrhoea / HIV aids Ebola befall and kill you, plus your mama ,your papa, your children , your extended relation ,your entire generation (born and unborn included )!! be liquidated by untreatable infection Ah, I see your retarded mother has opened her rabies infested dungeon of a vagina to let you out?  Missed the banter. Ready to be annihilated this festive season? And fed to the dogs? Yes please... You're obviously evidence of God's sense of humor when creating people.  1 Like |
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Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 2:43pm On Nov 15, 2023 |
TheBTCinvestor:
Yes sir..with your beat-up 2007 CLS 350 can you even afford an ML350 2013? you're an easy fry. You're just a pathetic scammer riddled with low self-esteem issues and a nack to impress folks who do not give two fu.cks about you. https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/530#126106712Oh I'm pretty sure my ///AMG can buy that contraption you bought with stolen funds from people... Gtfoh clown.. Go play with your mates.. This retarded hermaphrodite thinks he can measure up with me? Makes small change and his senses are out the window.. I'd gladly forward your credentials to my contacts and you're done for... Móron. 7 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 4:52am On Nov 15, 2023 |
TheBTCinvestor:
Who says it can never be it.They share almost the same parts....dey play. Joker.. Go get the real thing and stop with this blatant display of low self-esteem. 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz GLK Or CLA : Which Is Better ? by OfficialDJ: 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
changedinchrist:
Why please? Already paid half price to a dealer. Supposed to complete it today. Advise me please. Can compensate you for your expertise. Thanks it's beautiful from the outside but a really stupid entry level car with its FRONT WHEEL DRIVE SYSTEM. Long story short, it doesn't drive like a real mercedes, and you wouldn't experience the thrills of a mercedes driving it. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
Why would you want to rebadge? If it's not it, it can never be it.... Self deceit. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2023 |
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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 5:23am On Nov 02, 2023 |
dauntless15: Pls help me, geepay is asking for my Upwork url and when I post it I get this response, I don't know what they want me to do again login to upwork via browser. Click on your profile, then on that your profile page, copy the link from your browser tab. That's all. |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 11:41am On Oct 27, 2023 |
StylesX: I got into this contract with a client two months back, now she's refusing to pay me, instead resorting to insults and racial slurs, how do I get my money back. Damn. Rule of thumb - never work with Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Filipinos etc .. Report that piece of SHEÊÊT to upwork support asap. 6 Likes |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 10:15pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
sats:
Neither do you You feel You can talk with your asslickin comment? I will reciprocate that behaviour of yours Faceless forum? Hardly.. Behave. |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 9:34pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
sats:
You have never been praised and admired by a stranger just by the way you carry yourself in a public space
I understand You don't even know me young man. Behave. 1 Like |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 9:16pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
 This as$licking is pathetic sats:
I know deltateam in this thread I met him here That guy get level You mean well But you can forget it
Deltateam drop account number for how much?
If deltateam drop account number I leave this thread for 30 days
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2023 |
nakoks:
Plugs,oil,they have stolen your catalyst, clogged nozzles etc What's a Catalyst doing there kind sir? |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All-Star Finale (Live Show & Winner's Announcement) by OfficialDJ: 7:58pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
Ceec evicted 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 12:26pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:
The have been only 3 generations of the GX to date.. The 2010 is the 2nd Gen which was only replaced by the 3rd Gen in 2023
So, yes.. It's fairly recent by GX standards. A 13 year old car, can NEVER be equated as 'fairly recent' in any world... Gx, Lx, standards or not. Prestige?yes. Its age? It's an old car. 3 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 11:07am On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:
The ridgeline is outdated
Yahoo boys have bastardized the RX
The prestige of the GX is far above them both..all na my opinion of course
And no, I no be Governorship Aspirant.. A 2010 GX is a 13-year old SUV, and isn't that much of a big deal..... All in all, I dey pretend to cum till I actually cum ... I am far poorer than I portray myself to be. Thank you for the clarification. Ignore my first mention.  |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 11:02am On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:
I have considered that, and also decided that I would rather the fuel keeps getting guzzled and my professional prestige remains intact 
The pride on my clients' faces when I turn up in the GX for their cases and the happiness with which they pay me and even extra sometimes beats any fuel consumption regrets I might have ...The car maintains and fuels itself without any stress.
Most Nigerians are very vain people... Do you know what it means for the average Nigerian man to say "I will deal with you... Let me call my..... "... And the said....... turns up in a mint fully tinted air-conditioned fairly recent GX? ... They will happily sell their ancestral lands to keep you on the retainer, even if you end up doing very little or nothing..
The average Nigerian thinks the professional who appears richer knows far better than the one who doesn't look as rich..And in most cases, they are actually wrong .. But who cares  pardon  What do you mean by fairly recent? Is it a jalopy or not? Stop misconstruing words. |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 3:00pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
vivalavida:
So one unsatisfied customer has reduced him to a kazeem? What of the numerous people he has helped put their vehicles on the road? Have you always been satisfied with the mechanic you use? We should be mindful of how we taint another person's reputation because of hearsay or a business that went sour between two people. I don't know kingreign but he has helped me a lot both here and on our honda whatsapp group. I haven't used him anywhere before, but anyone can give diagnosis online. Heck, even a 15 year old using AI can too... Online musings and real life technical knowhow are very different scenarios. I've recommended him to my folks in Abuja, and their feedbacks were fairly okay. 8/10 |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 2:57pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
awesome9ja: After reading all these complaints and negative review here I tender apologies for vouching for someone based on how they dissect car problems on Nairaland and use mouth to explain what they perceived as the problem with a car. The solution always isn’t in the English. It’s in the working out physically. Abi Some of these online mechanic sef dey use AI to generate their comment. Honestly I didn’t expect that Kingreign will get this bad review. To the level of almost holding the guy to ransom for part no used. Based on his comments most time on Naiaraland I have always held him in high esteem believing he is next to God about everything that has to do with car and blaming myself that he is not in my area Omo there is more to a book than it’s COVER PAGE. I was surprised when the OP said Kingreign na Kazeem. I was like Kingreign is Kazeem key. This man knows everything thing o. I felt that’s an insult to his personality but alas some have experienced the same Kingreign. No vex Op I only judge a book by its cover. I will do better next time Kingreign is fairly knowledgeable to the best of my ability. Whatever connotations you use to call him is not my business. He said he had 98% satisfaction ratings and success levels , which is impossible to the best of my knowledge.... Anywhere in the world... |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 1:13pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
kingreign:
Yes o, a proud Google mechanic and a kazeem at that with 98% success in his results. If that's anything to go by, I'm proud of this. Thanks but no thanks. 98% is a stretch. Behave.  |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
awesome9ja: These are machine men Na Lamborghini Aventador SVJ remain. God go do am  |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
onlinediva: I have a Mercedes Benz GLE 450 coupe 2016 I just bought.
Kindly recommend the best engine oil and transmission oil I need to use for it; I saw in its instrument cluster this evening that I should service its transmission.
The car is in Abuja, and you can supply me with the original oils tomorrow if you have them. I've got the same car, but the 43///AMG variant, and the 4matic piece i got again from a dealer here Mobil 1 should suffice, and for the transmission; please use the original mercedes star oil. Dru23 has the original fluids I believe...
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:07am On Sep 19, 2023 |
Serenitys: Please my oga's how much can i get glk 450 2009 model, is it a nice product? you mean gl450? Egunmogaji2 1 Like |
Autos / Re: (sold)Very Clean Newly Imported Mercedes-benz GLK350 For Sale In Lagos by OfficialDJ: 8:24am On Sep 17, 2023 |
simi1: Have you checked google I don't need to check anything before knowing what a 2015 glk looks like. The exhaust tails, front styling, DRL lights, interior, steering, AC vents etc They're soooi many dead giveaways. Review your post
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Autos / Re: (sold)Very Clean Newly Imported Mercedes-benz GLK350 For Sale In Lagos by OfficialDJ: 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2023 |
2015 what  That's nothing like a 2015 glk 2 Likes |