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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:18am On Jan 23 |
Ivan18888888888:you better sell that disjointed and discombulated jalopy before it leads you to an early grave At least dying naturally and decomposing as manure for the soil is better than being roasted and cremated.. This bleached albino gay with a burnt vagi.na... Eeeew... 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:15am On Jan 23 |
Ivan18888888888:This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away. Awww. Poor thing.. And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor.... On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor. Because.... 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:32am On Jan 22 |
Ivan18888888888:I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout.. Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will struggle to comprehend. You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family. Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck... Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
Ivan18888888888:Ah, I see your retarded mother has opened her rabies infested dungeon of a vagina to let you out? Missed the banter. Ready to be annihilated this festive season? And fed to the dogs? Yes please... You're obviously evidence of God's sense of humor when creating people. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 2:43pm On Nov 15, 2023 |
TheBTCinvestor:you're an easy fry. You're just a pathetic scammer riddled with low self-esteem issues and a nack to impress folks who do not give two fu.cks about you. https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/530#126106712 Oh I'm pretty sure my ///AMG can buy that contraption you bought with stolen funds from people... Gtfoh clown.. Go play with your mates.. This retarded hermaphrodite thinks he can measure up with me? Makes small change and his senses are out the window.. I'd gladly forward your credentials to my contacts and you're done for... Móron. 7 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 4:52am On Nov 15, 2023 |
TheBTCinvestor:Joker.. Go get the real thing and stop with this blatant display of low self-esteem. 5 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz GLK Or CLA : Which Is Better ? by OfficialDJ: 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
changedinchrist:it's beautiful from the outside but a really stupid entry level car with its FRONT WHEEL DRIVE SYSTEM. Long story short, it doesn't drive like a real mercedes, and you wouldn't experience the thrills of a mercedes driving it. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: .. by OfficialDJ: 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2023 |
Why would you want to rebadge? If it's not it, it can never be it.... Self deceit. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 3:17pm On Nov 02, 2023 |
dauntless15:www.upwork.com |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 5:23am On Nov 02, 2023 |
dauntless15:login to upwork via browser. Click on your profile, then on that your profile page, copy the link from your browser tab. That's all. |
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 11:41am On Oct 27, 2023 |
StylesX:Damn. Rule of thumb - never work with Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Filipinos etc .. Report that piece of SHEÊÊT to upwork support asap. 6 Likes |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 10:15pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
sats:Faceless forum? Hardly.. Behave. |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 9:34pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
sats:You don't even know me young man. Behave. 1 Like |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 9:16pm On Oct 22, 2023 |
This as$licking is pathetic sats: |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2023 |
nakoks:What's a Catalyst doing there kind sir? |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All-Star Finale (Live Show & Winner's Announcement) by OfficialDJ: 7:58pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
Ceec evicted 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 12:26pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:A 13 year old car, can NEVER be equated as 'fairly recent' in any world... Gx, Lx, standards or not. Prestige?yes. Its age? It's an old car. 3 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 11:07am On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:Thank you for the clarification. Ignore my first mention. |
Car Talk / Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by OfficialDJ: 11:02am On Oct 01, 2023 |
buygala:pardon What do you mean by fairly recent? Is it a jalopy or not? Stop misconstruing words. |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 3:00pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
vivalavida:I haven't used him anywhere before, but anyone can give diagnosis online. Heck, even a 15 year old using AI can too... Online musings and real life technical knowhow are very different scenarios. I've recommended him to my folks in Abuja, and their feedbacks were fairly okay. 8/10 |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 2:57pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
awesome9ja:Kingreign is fairly knowledgeable to the best of my ability. Whatever connotations you use to call him is not my business. He said he had 98% satisfaction ratings and success levels , which is impossible to the best of my knowledge.... Anywhere in the world... |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 1:13pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
kingreign:Dey play. Is this you? https://www.nairaland.com/7429374/experience-certain-nairaland-super-mechanic |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
awesome9ja:FALSE. At the bolded. |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
kingreign:98% is a stretch. Behave. |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
awesome9ja:Na Lamborghini Aventador SVJ remain. God go do am |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
onlinediva:I've got the same car, but the 43///AMG variant, and the 4matic piece i got again from a dealer here Mobil 1 should suffice, and for the transmission; please use the original mercedes star oil. Dru23 has the original fluids I believe...
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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:07am On Sep 19, 2023 |
Serenitys:you mean gl450? Egunmogaji2 1 Like |
Autos / Re: (sold)Very Clean Newly Imported Mercedes-benz GLK350 For Sale In Lagos by OfficialDJ: 8:24am On Sep 17, 2023 |
simi1:I don't need to check anything before knowing what a 2015 glk looks like. The exhaust tails, front styling, DRL lights, interior, steering, AC vents etc They're soooi many dead giveaways. Review your post
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Autos / Re: (sold)Very Clean Newly Imported Mercedes-benz GLK350 For Sale In Lagos by OfficialDJ: 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2023 |
2015 what That's nothing like a 2015 glk 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
awesome9ja:He obviously cannot square up in real life.. That's for a fact Physically X financially X otherwise, hence he's hiding online with a pathetic attempt at dissing his mother's smelly public toilet |
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