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Ivan18888888888:
Phone cost : 1.2 million
Car : from scrap yard

What a freaking joke!
Calabar clown 🤡

The cars I own- that scrappy mercedes wannabe you own ( we're not sure of that yet) cannot even match up.
Heck, the ///AMG WILL buy that junk of yours thrice with enough change.
Know your mates - I'm definitely and clearly not one.

Retarded hillbilly

Ivan18888888888:
I swear, in all my life, I've never seen someone like you. You don't even deserve a damn phone; you belong in some village. You're nothing but a local champion.

I actually deserve a phone.
News flash - my device costs 1.2 million naira hands on.

You'd better sell that 2012 ITEl scrap you use to conjure senseless and meaningless jargons on a faceless forum...

Ivan18888888888:
This guy and his empty skull self ! He never has anything new to say, just the same old insults. I can't help but wonder if you have a small prick or short stature insecurity. It's no surprise that most of these folks with small prick or short statures are always so insecure.

you're mistaking me for that bald headed riffraff called your father? 😹😹

Of course you were birthed from precum, so I do not expect any better from a buffalo that has a lineage of imbeciles.



You gay retarded möron

Ivan18888888888:
This guy is a complete loser. He's got nothing else to say because I clearly won & dominated him in every aspect of our argument and insults , which is why he resorted to attacking my parents. It just goes to show what kind of trashy upbringing he had.

Nope- I said to banter with your mates.
I'm not trolling you.
If i were - you'd be depressed by now.
Now I know you - scurry off.

Why are you quoting me with 3 mentions if you aren't a lily livered cow

I'm only referencing that dirty LovePeddler that calls herself your mother for not using contraceptives to flush this retarded hermaphrodite.
A pity.

udy4real:
There was a time the gear wasn't selecting well so they fixed it for me but now it's not moving again
The recommended gear oil of Benz is what I used after they fixed it

valve body?

Ivan18888888888:
Mine was to put you in your place where you truly belong .
Oozing Butthole

you're referring to your mom's stinking as$hole?
Such a dirty vapid LovePeddler she is.

Ivan18888888888:
So you are aware of your own weaknesses. However, but you choose to insult others,
Going forward please refrain from interacting with me. Let this be a clear message that I do not engage in disgusting behaviors.

shut the Bleep up clown.

My first post to you was laced with sarcastic innuendos, but you were too daft to get it.

Again, I wasn't even bantering you - because if I were- you'd have sleepless nights.

$4000 earned in 6 days with a completely new profile, and ya'll say upwork isn't as easy as it was?

Lol.

It'll always be easy when you know how to CRAFT NERVE WRECKING PROPOSALS.
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udy4real:
Ml 350 is not entering in gear

this rainy period will see a lot of cars in workshops.
Mechanics will eat for sure.

Ivan18888888888:
It's clear that you have absolutely no respect for people's parents . I know When I called you daft earlier, I'm sure most people here thought it was funny, but the truth is, I could already tell how i.mmature and stupid you were from your very first foolish statement you made about my car. I knew your brain was empty, and there was nothing inside, if the people on here were to open it up right now.they could really see how idiotic you are

That makes two of us then, because I'm someone's father too, and your morönic jejune of a brain has been cussing me without recourse.
If i want to troll you, you'd be depressed I tell you.
Stop quoting me RETARD.

Ivan18888888888:
Get lost forever!!!!!!

in your mom's loose private part? Gladly

Ivan18888888888:
Your type, both online and offline, is just too small for me.
i go use blow turn you into a Chinese man .

The irony

Stop quoting me retard..

My last reply to you.

Ivan18888888888:
Look at this curve dick head , you think you know better than JD Rating? Some Nigerians, always trying to act like they know it all. Let me enlighten your pea-brain: JD Rating is the best and most reputable car rating place in the entire world. They've been around since 1968, way before the sorry excuse for genetic material that created you. And don't flatter yourself, I knew I'd encounter you here sooner or later. One more thing, I was specifically talking about the 2016 Cla, not any other model. And let me remind you, every car has its flaws. Even the 2008 CLS 550 you bought from a junkyard is nothing but a piece of scrap with numerous recalls. So what's your point, Mor.on?

so you were a silent fan all along? I see.
It's futile schooling an airhead..

Again, I'm not bantering with you, as if I were to- you'd probably be depressed by now...

SELL THAT PIECE OF JUNK BEFORE IT KILLS YOU....
MERCEDES FANBOY WANNABE

Ignoring you moving forward.
If you want to troll, quote me on a another thread, and that'll be the biggest mistake you MIGHT just have ever made

I'd preserve the sanity of this thread for real fanatics, not dweebs who drive a CLA...

AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO TROLL, QUOTE ME ON ANOTHER THREAD, and I'll make your life miserable till this year ends...
Ómó ale

Ivan18888888888:
Porpucine! I don't need to educate you because I can clearly see right through you. Just like I previously stated, the Cla is an absolute masterpiece. Even JD Rating gives it a solid 4/5 rating. You hardly ever come across previous generation Mercedes with such a high rating. I shouldn't have to explain myself any further.

knock yourself out faggøt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qj-397QMs

Ivan18888888888:
At the end of the day. People who truly have wealth and class don't feel the need to boast about it or talk down on others possessions,

Oh, I do have both in abundance, and plenty evidence to show for it.
I see you've been digging through my archives..
Dig more you retarded gay.

I live rent free in your head, and I'm your nemesis..
Sell that junk and get a true mercedes.
Ignoring you moving forward.

Ivan18888888888:
Omo face person when you get issues with not him . I don’t know him in anyway . You’re just mad no one is not supporting you .

is that so?

You're brown91045 and brown91045 is you.

Continue with your self-delusion

Brown91045:
Omo e done do , you done finish this guy already. From owna write up self I can seee how coherent you are .

This lowlife uses his alternate moniker to praise himself
Check his profile and Ivan's.
Pathetic much
Clown.

Again, I'm not bantering with you.
I could troll you for a month straight without recourse. Ask your predecessors

I've given you enough attention...
Last warning - SELL THAT FWD jalopy before it swerves you to the Bush.
END.

Ivan18888888888:
Seriously? Are We still doing this intelligence thing? My goodness, you're such an illiterate fool, can't you even see it? Let's not even bother going into the details. Or hey, why don't you read through your own messages and witness your own dementia? Get it through that thick skull of yours, we are absolutely not on the same level when it comes to anything, be it interpersonal communication, emotional intelligence, or even verbal intelligence. Absolutely nothing, I repeat, NOTHING brings us to the same level.

But I don't drive a CLA

End.

Ivan18888888888:
Truly disappointing when someone who patronizes a scrap yard has the audacity to come online and insult other people's cars. It is quite remarkable how they confidently claim to have a lot of money in the world, but still choose to buy a car from a scrap yard. And to make matters worse, they even engage in trolling others and their cars.

i said type in pidgin or your local dialect you dogsh.it

Ivan18888888888:
Where the hell is that dog that frequently patronizes scrap yard? It seems like he finally went into hiding somewhere!

Who's this unintelligible albino cow?

How's that FWD junk treating you?

Any man that drives a CLA is gay, and you're a suspect.
A big one...
I bet those Lagos gays ravage your as$hole on a daily....
You pampers wearing retarded hillbilly....

Stop quoting me - I've given you more attention than you deserve...

And before you reduce my iq with your senseless and unintelligent ramblings, write in pidgin, so we understand you better 😹😹

Princelumide:
Please is there anyone you can recommend for me that I can get it from?

state?

Princelumide:
I'll scan and post the codes when I can it. But I need to change the valve body if need be and I heard that it does select!

valve body is the closest suspect.

Princelumide:
Tnx, is it the seal I will need to check and change?
And please concerning my gear not selecting well any ideas?

To your first question - yes.
To your second question - it varies.
It could be the valve body, low transmission oil or dirty, or worse case scenario - the transmission is going out.

Scan and post codes.

Princelumide:
Please house, what could be the cause of my Benz engine oil get reduced after a while. And please I need a sure spare parts seller that I can valve body for my gear. It doesn't select well.

you have a leakage from your engine sump.
Most likely.

Ivan18888888888:
Are you kidding me?! I've got a brand new, solid 2016 CLA 250 – one of the classiest luxury sedans out there in the world . Meanwhile, you're out here scavenging in junkyards, pretending to be loaded. You're a damn lunatic!

A CLA and LUXURY can never be in the same sentence you clown.
Much ado about nothing...

I'm done educating you.
Hit your head on the world.

Ivan18888888888:
Seems like I'm wasting my breath arguing with someone who has zero knowledge about cars. All I see is a sorry excuse for a human being, spewing hate and making disgusting comments on people cars . Get a life, man. It's clear you desperately need it.

You have all the knowledge about cars and chose to buy a cheap FWD junk eh?

The irony..

Ivan18888888888:
Mr scrap yard! You clearly don't know jack about cars, so here's a little advice for you: get a life and quit acting like a nuisance on Nairaland.

the irony..


Save the world - shoot yourself, so we get rid of a foolish møronic jejune

Ivan18888888888:
Enough with your annoying quotes. Just get the hell out of my sight already. I have zero interest in continuing this pointless conflict anymore .
it's painfully obvious that we're lightyears apart in every aspect of our life. So do me a favor and vanish from my presence,

worthless piece of scrap yard Man

you've been schooled.
Now sit your sorry ass down and learn...

Stop rambling like a nitwitted dimwitted riffraff here..
Sell that Toyota in disguise and get yourself a true mercedes

ariesbull:
with all
I'm not ok with that car.....Some owners have reported that their Mercedes pulls to the right. This issue can lead to an accident if it's not resolved. If you notice your car pulling to the left or right, take it to the nearest service shop.

Dead silent blocks are one of the major culprits of this issue. The primary function of the silent block is to connect the suspension parts and damp vibrations between the nodes. On the Mercedes CLA, silent blocks add to the comfortable ride quality due to the elasticity of the rubber, which serves as a damper among the suspension parts.

in summary - beautiful nonsense..

I had that car back in 2018.
The 2013 variant, and I felt strange after driving a friend's 2014 e350.
The driving experience was miles miles apart.
Not even close.

ariesbull:
just like Corolla

They are selling that car based in year ofodel not even features

and probably its aesthethics..
Its wow factor....

ariesbull:
So, what does CLA stand for in Mercedes-Benz?

Mercedes-Benz made compromises on build quality for just one vehicle, the CLA. The Mercedes-Benz CLA was not designed using the same ideas as older Mercedes models. The most common type of vehicle sold globally was a conventional automobile.

The CLA is a budget-friendly Mercedes-Benz that joins you in the Benz gang of Nigeria, but you never get to really experience a Mercedes-Benz in Nigeria, and this might lead to you developing a negative opinion of the Mercedes brand after your CLA starts to let you down due to building quality.

The CLA is your best option if you’re wanting to purchase a stylish and reasonably priced Mercedes-Benz vehicle. If you’re not a Mercedes-Benz purist, you won’t have any trouble navigating the vehicle

Nigerians made that car expensive, and for the features it offers, it's absolutely overpriced...

And there's nothing 'reasonably priced' about th3 CLA at all

ariesbull:
The CLA is the least desirable Mercedes-Benz available in Nigeria, nevertheless. The CLA Class by Mercedes-Benz received a lot of consideration, and it was simple to draw the conclusion that it was motivated by peer pressure from Japanese automakers like the Toyota Corolla and Honda Civic, which is not at all a poor explanation.

The Mercedes-Benz is a gorgeous var but, it is not as flawless as people believe and if you think of buying it in the near future you should know some aspects that don’t make it so good.

Front-wheel drive is used


Either the rear-wheel-drive Mercedes-Benz DNA or the all-wheel-drive Benz 4matic system is available. It just seems so strange to drive a front-wheel-drive Benz. This indicates that the vehicle will handle far worse than a typical Benz would. The 4Matic option on the CLA is a blessing

summarizes everything I've been trying to opine to that daft airhead.

What's worse? I was even joking with the clown.