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Show us your car firstbornwds the broke Lagos hustler

We're waiting

jpmoriarti:
So it's now about car? No more about giving him the huspuppi treatment

we're waiting till Monday where his family will be picked up for sure

FirstbornWds:
Lol. I have just one car and it's a lexus.

But I am pretty sure the so-called vehicles you are parading as yours isn't even close to what we have in our yard for haulages.


Not on your life, boy

here we go again

Show us pictures of your Lexus

I have backed mine with pictures haven't I?

I stay alone, so I choose to drive my 3 cars whenever I want it...
Show us your Lexus, broke anini

jpmoriarti:
You’re a lousy blackmailer and a proud chest beater.

tell that to your ugly transgendered ;Dsister when you see her.

Eeeew

FirstbornWds:
Interesting how you can perceive it from there, you must be in your regular jaguda slum looking for what to eat. Little wonder maggots are now your friends.

tell your mother to stop being a dirty woman...
All her customers have all run away from her because she has a smelly Vagin.a

jpmoriarti:


Guy, did you once trade in ladipo or currently trading there

I know quite a few that behaves and talk like you do.

yeah... I once bought a battery from your father... He sells dead batteries there

My fourth car is on its way, and firstbornwds the kleptomanic anini doesn't have one..
Sad sad boy

jpmoriarti:
Lmaooo

Be nice to you

So it is clout you're chasing here by blackmailing FirstbornWds??

i cannot blackmail an anini and a scam artist...
His family will be picked up on Monday most definitely, until the low budget yahoo boy firstbornwds comes out...
Where he'll be locked up until I'm satisfied

FirstbornWds:
Lol, you wait. He's just getting started.


By the time I am fine with him, he'll close this down and get another moniker.

You meant your mother's pu.ssy will stop stinking like a dead rat and maggots coming out

Eeew...
I can perceive the stench from here

jpmoriarti:
Guy, how come your so-called car is costing different amounts in different occasions

Are you sure this car exists like ds?

do you know what tunes are?
Stuck to football ga.y

jpmoriarti:
Guy, how come your so-called car is costing different amounts in different occasions

Are you sure this car exists?

shit up ga.y clown...
You want receipts? I'd show you

I spent over 2 million tuning that car to be a beast, so I bully toyota wannabes on the road, and race with my fellow car freaks.. There are levels to these things

jpmoriarti:
Chaiiii

his fellow ga.y retard is here drooling over my car pictures..
I swear be nice to me, and I'd get you an original Barcelona Jersey, so you can burn down that dirty clone you have in your cupboard

FirstbornWds:
Lol, so your cls550 is now 8 million... Not 1.5 again?

I have another place where you mentioned that it costs 5.5m but I no fit search. Very soon, you go tell us say na the allocstioneay them pay your state them you use buy am.


Guy, come down, learn make you see person to help you.

who's your guy? If I slap you

You're now rapping in pidgin?
Your life must be miserable...
You must be obviously derange.d if you didn't see the question mark at the end of my post

Which community secondary school did you attend?
I'm sure you skipped classes to steal mangoes somewhere instead of learning

FirstbornWds:
Lol. Now you are talking. You already know that I am a programmer which means, I was right about you all along. But let me correct something. I do more than just develop websites. I am more into debugging, maintaining and troubleshooting systems/apps, which in one pay is good enough to cater for you, your league of fathers and even rent your haggard whoring mom to twerk for her Bleep-buddies to give them a hardon, and even do them a whole lot of good for ages without complaints. And you know the good part, usdt is usually the mode of payment.

To top it all, I am an digital influencer and a writer. Now tell me, do you think in your wildest dream that you can measure up?

Nah, I am not here to rant about my finances. You caused it but it is what it is.

who gives a sh.ite what you're into

This struggling scum.bag who do ten dollar jobs is here ranting and measuring dicks with his master....
You want to compare your useless low programming jobs that you get once in 3 months to my cyrpto wallet of over $85k, PayPal, webmoney, skrill, etc..

Big time joker...
Screenshot your Balance or shut it broke clown....

Of course you can't, because you spend 20 hours of your time arguing with men here who have made it in Life




And you of course made mention of you being a programmer on my thread you dementia ridden goat.. Who gives a Bleep about your life or existence? It's that irrelevant to even a foetus

FirstbornWds:
Lol, I am the kind of guy you'd see and so wish to become. You won't match me in looks, not matter how many men slept with your mother. None, I repeat none will be close to what I look like when I am sick and wake up in a cold morning. That's a fact which I am sure you are aware of.

Talking about the account balance thing;

You already claim to know my house, how am I sure showing you a Ss won't trigger you calling on your fellow rogues and bandits to stage a kidnap or even rob me? Aside that, which reasonable person would even agree to share his ss on a public forum? I am tryna prove anything. I am what I am and I don't go about scamming poor writers off their sweat.

Why so slow in thinking? You are a scammer and your field of operation warrants that you should at least, be smart in thinking. Be creative so you can at least, chop small life before you them shoot you dead.

mercedes benz cls550 8million...
Toyota 3 million
Honda supercharged coupe
2.5
My 2015 cls550 from copart has been fully paid for and costs 15million..


It ships soon..
Go figure...now tell me which of your family and their generation has seen 2 million before?
I'm even arguing with a broke demented fool....

Show us your account balance or get lost.....

This idiot who lives a fake life here sips garri and groundnut to bed thinks everyone is his mate

Your mother is to be banned fr existence for keeping you in her rotten womb for 9 months when this thing should have been aborted and flushed...
Kidnap you?


No. I'd do a hushpuppi on you and pay hoodlums to rape your anus instead...
HIV gay stricken hermaphrodite

FirstbornWds:
Which reasonable person comes online to drop a shot of his account balance? Lol... This guy na glorified mumu o? Or you think here is one of those cult meetings where you share you supposed achievements with your fellow fraudsters?

Oh, na robbing you won venture into now, hen OfficialDj?

May you be caught in your first outing?

shut up agric fowl...
Of course you can't send us a screenshot because you are a broke frustrated jejune who develops 20 websites for 10,000 naira.... Yen yen yen....
Broke cow..
Who in his right senses wouldn't want free 500k

Okay, my bad... Screenshot us 500k available balance in your bank account, and I'd tip it another 500k...
I can send the money to a reputable member here for safe keeping....


I don't mean a stolen screenshot from Google, because you'd definitely be bursted, just like i bursted you using your alternative moniker to like your stupid and poor attempt to Diss the king of Diss

FirstbornWds:
Kai... So you can pay me 500k for simply showing my acct balance but can't pay those that work for you? Gosh, your pettiness knows no bounds.

Or maybe, your next turn is to connive with your bunch of ret.ards and try to rob me? Nah, try another plan pri.ck. I was born and bred by proper parents and don't have lots of DNAs clouding my cells, so I am bound to be smart to foil your plan.

You know my family house already ( or so you claim), so why not come, and arrest me and in the same vein, coerce me to show you my account balance which you can as well share here? Or is it one of your numerous lies?


I remember that some group of honest businessmen offered to up to 50k to you at some point if you could actually do something with your fictitious car then which you couldn't do, cos you knew your ass was busted ( HeavenlyBang abeg, come and justify this)

I'd never pay for a mediocre job... Not matter how much I have....

Never
Rob you with a screenshot of your account balance

Leemao... I'm not asking for your atm pin or numbers albino clown

Of course you can't show it because you don't have it, you purple amoeba....

I overestimated you...

I've brought it down to 1 million..
If you can show me a million in your account, I'd credit it with 500k... Any member here to hold the money

You broke, self demented clown with one trousers two shirts and a file jacket trekking round Lagos looking for scrappy jobs...
You seriously think you stand the chance in dissing the king of disses?
Your father must have originated from the land of the gorillas..
Safe to see how ugly and oddly shaped you look....

I've given you my challenge, accept it, or shut your wide big lips forever

We're waiting for the anini to screenshot his balance... Don't you want free 500k

Klegged bastard

FirstbornWds:
You slap me dirty?

Not you, nor your whoring mom, or your league of dads or even the deity goat that TOPPED your seed can try to lay as much as a finger on me in real life.

Was one of your dad a paedophile, or an albino? Cos you seem to be using those words too much. Did you just meet them? Please tell them they are so unfortunate to have even tried to mate with a LovePeddler to produce you. They deserve death.

i just gave you a challenge up there anini

Screenshot your bank balance, and if it's up to 10 million... 10 million is too much for a broke con artist
No 5 million, I'll credit you 500l this minute...
Who will hold the funds here?

As far as Monday is concerned, I'd put a cassava stuck inside your mom's gut, so she whines in pain and agony in birthing a hushpuppi like you

FirstbornWds:
Me? Do business with him? I am only calling him out cos of his numerous scamminng acts. He's tryna get back by trying blackmail, which is further exposing his misery. Kiliahi don call am big baby, so make I just chill day watch.

Dude can't offer me anything Nah. Which of my marketing tools can he even try to afford? Not my coding pieces or even writing biz would he try to have.

Dude is the kind of person that will root up random pictures of cars and claim it as his... Do you think such lowlife can amount to anything profitable?

at the bolded

This broke Lagos boy that Fidelix must have scammed is measuring fingers with me

Let's do this...
Send me a screenshot of your account, and if it's worth 10 million naira, I'd credit you 500k this minute...

In short, let me deposit the money with wese, so you do it.

This broke idiot with only a life on nairaland wants to compare your finances with me who trades a minimum of $15k daily

Joker...
Albino joker...
Dominique, ban this idiot right now before he scams someone here

FirstbornWds:
Hahaha. Says someone who has from Vjsmiles, to forevermore, to Fidelmalek, StarDiamonds, StevenGerard and all.


Guy, please continue making mockery of yasef... I am here waiting for you.

who's your guy

If i slap you dirty?

I'm very well built and ripped, and I'd knock your forehead off with just a hit....
You klegged albino...it's obvious you're hated everywhere you go, and I do a hushpuppi on you by paying a police officer to shave your head, and slapping you every morning 66 times, so the scamming spirit your mother and father deposited in you, that unfateful day they were fuckin.g to produce you will flee to the abyss..

Dominique, I'm still waiting for you to ban this con artist from scamming anyone here, as he's a flat headed kleptomanic and a perennial ga.y transgender that frolicks the streets of Lagos seducing little kids....
Albino pedophile

Guess who's opening new monikers and liking his posts

Our resident scammer firstbornwds who has a kleptomanic family that'll be put behind bars soon enough!
Come Monday that is

devvy44:
I saw one trend when he was replaying himself with his alts, omo I gave up

Dominique, firstbornwds has numerous nairaland monikers
Indaboski
Indaboskilion
And many too numerous to mention

Kindly ban this idiot, as he's breaking rule 19 nairaland

jpmoriarti:
Lmaoooo
I have never seen a more lame human being.

Dude sounds very hungry and wrecked.

You too should have known better than to enter into any kind of business with such a lowlife.

shut it!!

You can't stand toe to toe with me in real life


I gym very well, and I'd slap your two cheeks and, and give you a bucket to wash my clothes...
Nairaland must have given you a face huh?

Std ravaged goat

devvy44:
IYKYK

That boy must be a seriously mentally deranged...

I am you, and you're me

FirstbornWds:
Hahaha. Little wonder you think I will be so petty to like my post.


What's that literature mod name again sef?... Ehen, hen, Divepen, does the name VJSMILESS ring a bell with Fidelix Ukwanyi, the notorious scammer?

Lol, I am so loving this.


Modified:

Divepen, Dominique, kindly do us justice by helping trace back Stevengerard, Fidelmalek, VJSMILESS, Fidelmalek and Forevermore back to the name Fidelix Ukwanyi... A simple search on NL will show you the name of a notorious, petty scammer renowned for duping writers.


Why hasn't the name VJSMILESS popped here before until this slowpoke came here? Obviously, it's to throw tantrums and like his posts....

Away from me now, you'll obviously see behind the veil, the face of a scammer.


I am just getting started.

oh, I'm now vjsmiless??

Your life must be so hard..

Just you wait on Monday for it, your family must be bundled to the cell where they'll be kept like rats until they die or produce you?

FirstbornWds:
That line of wanting to knock my teeth off and improve my looks from you is as old as you... Can you try being more creative? Gosh, if you were any stupider than you already are, you practically would be watered day and night.


Aren't you a jobless lout and quidnunc? Why wouldn't you hear all manner of things? I am surprised that despite your level of squealing, you still haven't met someone kind enough to have told you about you came to be. Maybe they are scared it would lead you to further depression but then, I'll do you the honors.

Oh, your mother wasn't caught tryna steal a deity goat, she was actually caught bleeping it, which is why your Cameroonian community chased her straight to Calabar where she birthed the most unfortunate of beings. Damn, how did I even miss that you could actually have the genes of a he-goat? Thanks for the reminder, sham. May your mockery continue.

And please, I'll be very much available on Monday... Let's see how much of a man you are, or if you would be justifying another satire gene that formed you up.


Please throw another line.

stop copying my disses fool

You logged on your Indaboski and Indabosklion monikers to like your useless skewed posts....


Your father must have been on a diet of kunu and watery shit, the day he commited the abomination of fucking your mother raw in a cassava farm...
Poor cassavas must have withered from the stench that emanated from your mother's pit toilet she calls a pussy....


Come Monday, your entire family will be bundled to the station, where they'll rot until their useless son turns up where he'll be thoroughly beaten and battered till he pays back the money he scammed miriam.

Dominique, take care of this useless cretin before he scams someone here, because these football folks will be vulnerable to this kleptomanic and his scamming tactics.....


I'd like to meet you one on one where I'd batter your already ugly face... With a flat nose that can be used for an umbrella....
Your ugly father should have shot himself in the head rather than transferring such ugly genes to a thief... An ugly broke thief...
It's a crime to be ugly, a thief and broke at the same time

As for your mom, I'd like to put a hot welding iron inside her dirty latrine pit she calls a vagina, to prevent her from birthing a nuisance like firstbornwds....

Your family will be caught most definitely come monday


Dilapidated hermaphrodite

Click on those monikers... Anything looks familiar?

All owned by the albino thief firstbornwds to like his foolish posts

You've been bursted boy...
What a sad sad life this rectangular amoeba has

And the scammer has gone to bring his alternate monikers to like his posts...

You must be a shame to your lineage firstbornwds

FirstbornWds:
Aww... So you actually have traded up to 40k worth of digital currencies? Interesting.. But no one has actually come to commend you for a successful transaction, or are your vendors invisible. Quite them up and let's see how much of a FALSE TRUTH you are tryna portray.

Lol, so now you accept that you are only throwing tantrums at me when you started your towncrier business. Well, it's paying off gradually, isn't it?

Ouch.. You kinda have some wack punchlines to throw. I would allow you another punch before engaging you.

But I say this to you;

If there's ever a price on your head dummy, please take it.

yen yen yen...
This kleptomanic is trying so hard to sound coherent.....


I'd love to knock your teeth off, but why should I improve your looks?



You are a Scammer, and will be caught soon...

I only pity your mom who traded her dirty stinking womanliness to give birth to you for roasted corn and pear

Your father, the pedophile who raped your mom in a cassava farm in 2001 should be arrested and incarcerated for being the sperm donor that gave birth to this kleptomanic nuisance....


We are going to your family's house on Monday, and your entire family will be bundled like little rats to the station, where they'll rot until you are fished out....

Trust me, you'd be fished out, and traded for a book haram member....

This obtuse looking hermaphrodite looking for cheap validation online will be sent to the deepest part of the cell, and like hushpuppi, I'd pay the dpo to make sure you're severely dealt with

I heard your mom was caught with a goat meant for the gods, and was afflicted with pussy odour...
It even stinks from here....

Eew..

I'm driving....
Wait for me, you k-legged hermaphrodite