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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:53am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
look who's really talking about being an illiterate! You're the goddamn illiterate Man, can't you see that? Go ahead, read through your own messages and witness all the damn grammatical blunders you've made. We ain't even on the same level when it comes to writing, so just shut your poo hole mouth and stick to your pathetic criticism. Because honestly, you sound like a damn baby trying to string together a coherent sentence in all of your pathetic write-ups on here.
did your mother give you expired breast milk of some sort? grin

Stop concocting incoherent and daft jargons at a piss poor attempt to diss.

Again, I'm not bantering with you.

Your IQ level disqualifies you already. grin

Go banter with angrygoat and his ilks, not me. grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:28am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
You disgusting, smelly slowpoke! May thunder strike you down and put an end to your miserable existence right where you stand!
You putrid waste of space !! .
Look at you, having the audacity to call someone else illiterate when you can't even spell properly. Incompetent, foul-mouthed mudafucka!!
You're nothing but a stinking punk, and I hope thunder comes knocking on your door before the year is over, just to rid the world of your repulsive presence.
That's a big jump grammar wise 😹😹


Did you give someone to write that for you?

Take my advice - sell that junk and be done with.
That turbo in a 4 cylinder is a disaster waiting to happen for a country with poor fuel...


Again, I'm not bantering with you.
If i was, you'd be depressed by now at the atrocious wordings that I'll conjure.
Nigerians made that car expensive, and I'm trying to school you before it kills you 😹😹
Shalom.

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:58am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
Mr. Scrap Yard! No matter what you do or say, it won't fucking alter the fact that you had the audacity to import some goddamn accidental scrap yard metal! And let me enlighten you, you pathetic excuse for a human being - the harsh reality remains that you will NEVER, EVER lay your filthy hands on a 2016 car in this despicable excuse of a life you're living!
LYING PRICK HEAD
Are you an illiterate?

I had a headache writing those incoherent jargons you conjured up there...

Fact remains that you drive a useless car devoid of the true essence of German engineering (engine, torque and interior)

This Alaba international market riffraff thinks he can measure with me.

Calculate that one first in naira....

Then come back and talk...
If i slap your head....

grin

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:17am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
Dude, just get the hell out of here. When you can actually afford a modern Mercedes car, then maybe we can have this conversation. But for now, keep cruising around in your scrapyard accidental metal. It's even the confidence and audacity that amaze me. Coming on here to attack someone who actually has a new 2016 car, while you're driving around in a old generation scrapped accidental mess from Copart. Seriously, dude, you desperately need help.
sigh. Even a Camry or an accord, or a g35 with a V6 will outrun that junk..
You're no mercedes trueblood if you drive a CLA...
Take me to court airhead...

We're not arguing about financials here, because that's not even debatable, so stick to the original argument grin

BTW, how many keys do you see here? grin

Retarded hermaphrodite.

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:37am On Aug 13, 2023
ariesbull:
Not again ....

I hate it when people talk down on other people's car

CLA Benz is a good ride ...make we no quarrel again
I was even joking with that airhead. grin

BTW, NO, the CLA is for aesthetics only....

Nothing makes that junk a good car...


The 4matic and 45 versions? Maybe...

Interior made of cheap plastic.

Which mercedes have you seen uses a bonnet rod for support...
Any cla slander? I'd be there grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:01am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
Listen here, Mr. Peasant, I don't even need to know you personally to see through your pathetic lying ass. Before I even bothered engaging with you, I took a quick glance at your previous posts and saw the true you. It's clear as day that you own a beat-up accidental 2008 CLS 550, imported from some garbage scrap yard “ Copart”.
You're a complete low life and asshole! And I'll keep on saying it - you're nothing more than a peasant and a wannabe who's desperately trying to fit into the world of Mercedes. But let me make one thing crystal clear: in your miserable excuse of a life, you will never, and I repeat, NEVER own a premium 2016 Mercedes car, you piece of shit.


Oh, and here's another thing: if you have the audacity to claim that the CLA class was manufactured to rival the Toyota Corolla, then where the hell does the A class fit in all this? You're not even worth engaging in a constructive debate, because you're a complete facade. It's evident that you're a prick-hole who desperately needs attention .

GET A LIFE YOU SICK SCRAP YARD MISERABLE ASSHOLE
I sent you a link to an ///AMG purchase I made here on nairaland from a verified auto car dealer...

You think I'm interested in showing off to a dude who drives a CLA?
MEH.
Knock yourself on the head.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:59am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
Listen here, Mr. Peasant, I don't even need to know you personally to see through your pathetic lying ass. Before I even bothered engaging with you, I took a quick glance at your previous posts and saw the true you. It's clear as day that you own a beat-up accidental 2008 CLS 550, imported from some garbage scrap yard “ Copart”.
You're a complete low life and asshole! And I'll keep on saying it - you're nothing more than a peasant and a wannabe who's desperately trying to fit into the world of Mercedes. But let me make one thing crystal clear: in your miserable excuse of a life, you will never, and I repeat, NEVER own a premium 2016 Mercedes car, you piece of shit.


Oh, and here's another thing: if you have the audacity to claim that the CLA class was manufactured to rival the Toyota Corolla, then where the hell does the A class fit in all this? You're not even worth engaging in a constructive debate, because you're a complete facade. It's evident that you're a prick-hole who desperately needs attention .

GETVA LIFE YOU SICK SCRAP YARD MISERABLE ASSHOLE
How do you feel driving your 2016 junk and being bantered by an e-klasse in the 2000s-2009? angry

You better sell that FWD garbage, and hop on a true mercedes benz.

True mercedes benz enthusiasts do not drive the GLK, CLA, B, A class, as they're for women and wannabes.

Get you an Ml, an Eklasse, cls, C, or if your money's worth it, an S-class...

I can make your day miserable if I want to diss your entire generation, but dissing a man who drives a CLA is demeaning. 😹😹

I'd leave my banter for folks who got it...
Not this wannabe. grin


And again - a CLA is NEVER a premium mercedes you dog shit grin

Leave that car for women and show-offs....
grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 4:44am On Aug 13, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
You're seriously messed up, dude. I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're nothing but a pathetic peasant. I can tell you're one of those car fanatics who can't even scrape together enough to afford a premium car like a Mercedes. Instead, you roam around the internet, devouring unsolicited criticism just so you can spew your sick opinions and try to feel included. But let me break it to you – you're sick, and you need help. I'm not even sure you grasp the basic concept behind why the Cla was even launched. Do us all a favor and slither away to your slum hole. Get a life, you sick, worthless peasant!
You don't even know me grin

Here's evidence. https://www.nairaland.com/2653841/uber-partner-lagos-please-share/5219#123120823

My ///AMG will buy that FWD soulless junk you call a mercedes 3 times with money left.

Stop blowing your trumpet with that stupid mistake of a car mercedes made.

I'm pretty sure the CLA was manufactured as an entry level mercedes to cushion the competition of Toyota's Camry and Corolla.

Go and sell that shit and get a proper mercedes..

I won't drown you with insults as you're not worth the banter...


Capice?

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:47pm On Aug 12, 2023
[quote author=oluayebenz post=125066565][/quote]attention from who? I drive a gle 43 ///AMG with plenty evidence. Ask nicely I'll show you around.. grin

A 2015 cls500
A 2009 cls550

So what exactly do you know about these toy cars?
Better Sidon for one place grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
oluayebenz:
Good response but pls ignore the guy forever.

Naso those Jap box users dey burst enter our thread.
you better sell that your jalopy before it tumbles with you one day 😹😹....
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:40pm On Aug 12, 2023
grin grin grin
Ivan18888888888:
I have no interest in wasting my time engaging with you “peasant” . It's abundantly clear that you haven't, and probably never will, lay your hands on a 2016 car until the day you take your final breath.
What makes you so sure of your assertions.

Fact remains - the CLA is a useless piece of FWD junk without a true mercedes soul...
Cheap interior plastics made for students, and not true mercedes enthusiasts..
The 4matic versions and ///AMG?
Manageable.
You don't even know me to call me a peasant.
Sigh... grin
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:29am On Aug 12, 2023
Ivan18888888888:
Hi , Pls I noticed you mentioned using a 2016 Mercedes Benz Cla 250. Are you still using it? I have the same model and I'd like to know what engine oil you using for yours
Sell that FWD junk and get yourself a true mercedes angry

You're driving a wannabe mercedes.

No pun intended . cheesy
PhonesRe: How Fast Is Your Internet? by OfficialDJ: 5:33pm On Aug 05, 2023
Nigeria...
14 pro max

AutosRe: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 8:41pm On Jul 30, 2023
cheesy grin
Itsrm:
Just ignore the fool. He categorically asked where fuel is sold at 568 in Nigeria today. After the brain dead dullard was corrected, he changed mouth and is foaming like an epileptic patient.
wow
AutosRe: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2023
Kingdemu:
This is CarTalk. We don't separate fight here. Violence is our motto. How I wish OfficialDJ will jump in to take sides so that the gbas-gbos go increase the more grin
What did I miss? I'm not scrolling up any page whatsoever to check for banter and vawulence. grin grin
Car TalkRe: ... by OfficialDJ: 4:18pm On Jul 18, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
Na you know you holiness ratio. I don't have time for a self acclaimed DJ by day and fraudster by night.
You don't even know me saintly clown....

Where your wealth ends is where mine begins....
Stop quoting me retar..d
Car TalkRe: ... by OfficialDJ: 8:49am On Jul 18, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
If I cut corners, maybe in other aspects of life but I don't cut corners in money related issues that will make anyone call me a fraudster or make me brag about doing shady deals online. It's an open forum, everyone is welcome to quote me about that and you can share this anywhere.
I have made millions in this one life I have and every kobo of that millions is from an 100% legit business. Starting from working for people to owning my own companies, it's been 100% legit. Please quote me if you like. Everyone is not like you and there is no hypocrisy or delusion cos I have no hate or dislike for dishonest people. I understand that life can make you do unprecedented things but life didn't push me to that extent so I can't relate. I don't brag about my accomplishments online abeg, don't drag me into it.
what makes you holier than me? NADA. Zilch. Nein. Stop quoting me with rambling nonsensical epistles.
Car TalkRe: ... by OfficialDJ: 7:35am On Jul 18, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
You've been involved in shady deals. Not me. If you take pride in living a dishonest life, then speak for yourself alone. I don't take pride in it and will never do a shady deal. I'd rather have 10 naira honestly than have 30 million from a shady deal. So uncle abeg speak for yourself alone.
Continue with your delusional sattires...

You haven't cut corners at once in your life? Hypocritical clown.
Car TalkRe: ... by OfficialDJ:
Kelvin30286063:
All I see in this post is pride pride everywhere but okay. Some of us have two or three cars but we don't brag like this. Me wey dey here, I get 3 cars and 1 powerbike. All totalled 28m but I never mention am before. Gazzuzz is my witness cos he has serviced my cars once or twice. All I'm saying is, relax, where you think you are is not where you're actually going. Plus, do you need this unnecessary publicity? Imagine if Nairaland mod push this post to front page and dem instablog and co pick it up cos na copy and paste all of dem dey do. Then you'll suddenly find yourself on the spotlight and unwanted people will start investigating you secretly.
Celebrate your success in secret. Only celebrate life in public cos that's the only thing you came to this world with and you won't even leave this world with that life. Peace brother.
Yup, and they're also people better than you are, nobody is saintly here.
I copped an ///AMG for 30 million recently, and I'm pretty sure they're folks who'd fork out 300 million to get a RR without battling an eyelid...
Make everybody dey him dey..

We've all been involved in shady deals at least once in our lives. cheesy
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 5:19am On Jul 04, 2023
Small winning(1.5million), but July started good..
Let's hit grand audit this month!

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2023
oyewale0001:
grin


DJ reloaded

I will prefer this than giveaway oooo.

Just one game cast the ticket.

Abeg 🙏 dey tag me with your daily sure bankers ooo. I played this one and it was really close
fixed game.
Those guy scored at the 97th minute
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 1:20pm On Jul 02, 2023
Zee0007:
#MBC JUNE SPECIAL COMMENTARY

#GENTLEPEACE

Ooooh no! Ooooh no!! Ooooh not again😩😩😩😩

A competition full of unrelenting dreams failed to invoke the expertise of JOSEPH. The 7 years Pharaonic Barn of Plenty envisaged by our 10 punters ultimately turn into the 7 banters of Davido's seventh baby mama

This laudable competition which was meant to produce the next list of Forbes magazine millionaires has finally hit a stall speed. only 4 out of 10 punters survived the big foot placed by ALABI on their throats.

I refuse grin grin grin grin to believe this 2023 comic relief. This made my hinds to cave and utterly left Gentlepeace in disbelief.😬😬😬😬

Are you sure we are not being guilt-tricked by an amateur moniker with multiple alternates? Hmm...Nothing is sure.🙄🙄🙄🙄

It seems the wishes of naysayers are finally coming to the fore. But I'm rest assured this competition of glitz and legends will connect its dots to its glory days.🤗🤗🤗🤗💪💪💪💪💪💪
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 11:38am On Jul 02, 2023
Wanbissaka:
dj anything for boys

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 8:22am On Jul 02, 2023
Today's banker.
Make do of it what you will.

77D0DEEB

AutosRe: CLOSED! CLOSED!! CLOSED!!! by OfficialDJ: 7:06pm On Jun 30, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
The one I stole from your homeless dad right? undecided
Yup- I'd rather a homeless father, than a kleptomaniac, riddled with low self-esteem issues, and a marauding thieving thief at that.
Even with all the money you stole - you're still a very small fry...

Clown.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 5:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
blaquemyc:
Good evening officialdj, what's good boss?
anything for your boy?
AutosRe: CLOSED! CLOSED!! CLOSED!!! by OfficialDJ: 5:26pm On Jun 30, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
Ur an idiot. Thank fully God improved my finances and I bought my two Mercedes for over 22m grin
you mean stolen money?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 7:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
recieve:
This is not the real me, some persons here know me, for now I just catch cruise and all that, but outside cruise, I don see shege, only God knows my pain... Continue insulting me.
So you think everything is cruise?
Tarnishing someone's image is cruise?
You were in luck, I tell you...
If you'd given me those details I asked for - then it could have been a miserable month for you....


Child.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 6:23pm On Jun 08, 2023
wiseone28:
When beggars are ignored from crumb they attack the giver like a wild beast 😂

eseka that is cool still get some pockets attack.


Because DJ get money he should be meek, collect insult and not fight back
drop your sportybet ID
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 6:22pm On Jun 08, 2023
Remijuice:
OfficialDj I get 2 odds...
To do what with it?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 1:44pm On Jun 08, 2023
Unfollows
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by OfficialDJ: 1:41pm On Jun 08, 2023
sslcrypt:
Let me chip in, this man is one of the most worst character on this thread. He thinks he's wise but only ends up been a fool because he has fools singing his praises. So when he can hed to how foolish he is, he refutes and barsk in his foolishness.
type in pidgin. Do not understand a word

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