₦airaland Forum

Appletek:
Go and donate yourself advice to Otti building gutters for your parents in Abia.

Ekuke engineer.

Once you guys see achievements in other places, you town special adviser. Yet, your kinsmen are living in squalor.

papyjaypaul:
Is it the current Vietnam or the one that U.S. bombed

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Yoruba Muslim terrorists should pls and pls stay away from my state. We understand your love for our stupid son in person of Wike because he helped rigged your criminal drug baron ex convict son Tinubu.
Rivers state is for all good and peace loving Rivers indigenes and non indigenes.
We don't want you people to turn our beloved state to Lagos, Ogun, Ekiti where one Thiefnubuu will be dictating for you.

Anything you skullers 💀 supports, crumble.

Stop meddling in Rivers politics. Leave Rivers state alone. We Love our governor and Wike must pay for all his evils.
A word is enough for the wise

Franzinni:
Now that is how it suppose to be done right there ....

Another apology you need to give is for saying you saw your mansion in heaven


Or else I will send VDM to you, you know the fear of VDM is the beginning of shaky legs

Nastycee234:
Nice one from the incoming President.

Who will pls donate to me so I can buy foodstuffs. I am one of the many people going through a lot right now. I am homeless, no friend, no siblings, no parents, no food. Everything hurts.
Someone should just help me . pls!

The frustration alone

nlfpmod:
Ben has been evicted from the Big Brother Naija 'No Loose Guard' house.

AKWATGOLD1:
I can see Miss Paris perfume bottle from the bottles on the cupboard.

atiku4President:
This is what heavy taxes being imposed on non-Lagosians in Lagos, especially the business-minded and hard working Easterners, is giving Lagos. Look at the big structures being erected with people's sweat.

And tomorrow they'll come and say non-Lagosians should go? Not possible! non-Lagosians will seat and work in that building and become the Local government Chairman.

Edited at 10:32 am
Hmm, I know say them go carry this dry news go front page as soon as I throw my usual tantrums. The moderators will never acknowledge how I drive traffic for them, but I know how to do it. No wonder my likes don dey reach 40,000

Leemzyy:
Why he leave only chioma for house?

IrepChrist:
📣📣📣
Greetings to Everyone.

Please take things easy…
- fuel is now almost#900 per litter ooh…
- Gas N1300 per Kg

And put your total trust in God (not man oh).

The Rate at which People Just die all of a Sudden is becoming alarming.

Most Nigerians know that we are in,
- [ ] a Period of Frustrations,
- [ ] Depressions
- [ ] Confusion
- [ ] Terror,
- [ ] Stress,
And the like….

All these increase
- [ ] The Risk of High Blood Pressure
- [ ] Which also leads to Heart Failure or Attack
- [ ] Of course, which can cause sudden death,
Which is now Rampant!

Please, move away from being provoked easily,

- [ ] By your Children,
- [ ] Friends,
- [ ] Colleagues,
- [ ] Superiors,
- [ ] Subordinates,
- [ ] Partners,
- [ ] Husbands and Wives.

Also,
- [ ] Avoid reacting to things aggressively.
- [ ] Isolate yourself from Disturbances.
- [ ] Avoid too much thinking

When there is no money or food at home,
Just stay cool and calm.

If you don't attend that wedding this time because of Aso-ebi, in nine months, you will attend the child naming ceremony. Don't borrow to buy that aso-ebi!

- [ ] Avoid the exchange of words with People

- [ ] At Home, Markets, Offices, etc. Always check your BP,

- [ ] Take your Drugs,

- [ ] Follow Instructions,

- [ ] And Exercises.

- [ ] Go to see your Doctor immediately if you feel changes in your body, Especially your Chest.

- [ ] Stay in Peace*
Hunger is one of the root cause of depression and desperation.
- [ ] And never fight anyone

- [ ] Don't be anxious about anything, instead pray without ceasing

Your Health is far better than any worldly thing.
- [ ] Beware of Transferred Aggression.
- [ ] Stay alive for yourself
- [ ] Stay alive for your family
- [ ] Stay alive for your glorious tomorrow
- [ ] We only have one life to live,
- [ ] Stay alive for me, you may help me tomorrow😏
- [ ] Don't die before your time
- [ ] This phase will come to an end.

It shall be well.

This message is Very important. Please Share on All Platforms & To all your contacts, you never know who u are saving.. PEACE ✌️ 🕊️ ire Oo 👌👍🏿

anonimi:
How can that be all for a black man who finds bliss in ignorance, so he can forever wail about racism from people who are wealthier than him with a better welfare society

Kushites:
When these useless entities we call state governors build their roads, it looks nothing like this picture below.

This is the standard way you build a road in any metropolitan area.

There is the road for driving, and then there is a sidewalk for pedestrians.

Then below the sidewalk is the drainage.

The sidewalk hits the wall so it blocks out all sand, meaning the road is SEALED. You don't even need to sweep it.

The drains are covered, so no need for ''ENVIRONMENTAL DAY'', with citizens digging out MUCK from filthy open gutters.

NOW HERE IS THE QUESTION:

What is so hard about building our roads like this??

I LAUGH when I hear Nigerians talking about attracting TOURISTS to the country.

In fact some of you should be stand-up comedians.

NO TOURIST goes to a place where the roads are not built like this road below.

TOURISTS do not travel to a place in order to ride around in cars.

They are there to WALK.

And WALKING is not supposed to be 'SUFFERING' as we regard it here.

It's meant to be enjoyable. PEDESTRIANS are also TAXPAYERS and deserve their own road infrastructure, along with drivers.

Do you know that when you build roads with wide sidewalks, you can walk up to 10 kilometres and not feel it?

But with these useless roads we build with no designated walking space, you can't walk up to 1 kilometre without looking for okada or taxi.

That's why everyone is so desperate to own a car.

How many gutters will you jump?

When will these so-called state governors finally become CIVILISED like their counterparts all over the world?

https://cdn.rt.emap.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2024/01/19085711/2010_Ossulston_Estate_II-1410x1100.jpg

OLAADEGBU:
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Nairalander248:
Yea, it's about 18°c... But the coldest part of Nigeria is usually Gembu in Taraba, that place is usually 16°c, you don't need AC and fridge

Islie:
https://guardian.ng/news/aremu-omo-asabi-witches-wizards-delayed-my-birth-says-obasanjo/

dre11:
The APC leaders advised Mr Ndume to quit the party and join the opposition.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/715366-how-tinubu-buhari-ordered-me-to-join-apc-ndume.html

Tsarbomba:
All these just to scare Nigerians from carrying out their constitutional right?? Them no born them well make them shoot or open fire on any protester them go see endsars promax 10 times.!! The good people of SOUTH SOUTH and SOUTH WEST and the NORTH will come out enmass fight for the plight of the poor masses that are dying daily due to the harsh condition, corruption and bad policies of this govmnt. Enoug is Enough!!
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria

NgwalandAbia:
Same Ogun with GDP bigger than china, United states, Japan and Mars join...

Lies can't stay forever porti you can relocate to Abia for now.

You all voted tinubu thinking he will transform your dirty village to Omo London you've been scammed, The old Man was just a security gaurd in one cocaine store in Michigan he is not Abiola or awolowo... The joke on you guys.. vote wisely next time.

AdesegunSanni89:
Is Nnamdi Kanu the only Igbo man in prison? How about other igbos who are unjustly imprisoned, who will secure their release?

Richtaiwo:
Eluu p NASS members will be like, "you and which colleagues have agreed to this"?

SensetionalGoal:
Emaka the incoming Governor of Imo State under Labour Party

Peter the incoming President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria also under Labour Party

This I have seen!

HisaacPlus:
Can someone identify the legend in this 70 years Throwback?

ideynl1:
Who can point one major achievement made by the agbado man from the series of travels he had made?

Just one thing he has achieved. He’s just globetrotting to show he’s busy.

KingKO22:
Allow the man to wail and cry in peace 😀🤣🤣

He has to entertain his cult members 🤣😀😀

superCleanworks:
Millennium BUG. Y2K Compliance.

Yekini's first goal and the whole Nigeria shouting GOAAAAL at 2am.

Ruth Benemesia Opia

FRANK OLIZE

TV stations closes at 12 and resumes at 2pm

The Sunday Sunday Show.

Tandi Guranda

Fanta Ginger Ale.

Kaxmytex:
Make I compound their confusion....

FuckingMachine:
Sign language


Popsy stares at you, you coordinate.
Momsy stares at you, you shut up.
Sister stares at you, you return the remote.
Brother stares at you, you leave the room for he & gf.

FuckingMachine:
Can we see the receipts?
Nothing wey these yeyebrities nor dey take lie.

eepeepook:
Yes. At least one will know their origin.

Antoeni:
It's An APC / Tinubu Reward, Not a Well Deserving Appointment , Babajide Kalade Ottitoju Should Have Gotten the Appointment if it Was Truly Base On Merit

Wealthoptulent:
Charles sef hit Gym yesterday oo!
Awon werey e fit be next Cruise skit! I go believe when I see dip CUT & not Take2 Action, CUT!

Bestinstinct:
The first commenters didn't read....just rushing to comment like kids.