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midehill:
hello I wrote waec last two yr in which I did not do very well...and I took waec this year again and this is my waec result below...I scored 227 in jamb...would I b able to secure admission for business administration in lasu with diz kind of result or I should combine...advice me pls

U wil make it as a salesman. cum sell cigar & ogogoro give me for my shop. The salary is very attractive.���

I'm just messing wit u man. U are gud to go. Ur B in economics as made up for d failed financial subjects. Good luck!

goodguy4sure:
It's Means You Should​ tick the result grade that you have

I did that. Thanks!

npowerng:
Good afternoon,
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I did not get an S.M.S, but was able to take the test. My Unique Ref. Number is, N-tax-2017-000001023704-72

tsquare299:
u have to wait for feedback from Npower.

Alright! Thank you for ur input. I'm grateful!

youngsahito:
pls what is the qualification for d npower tax in the assessment test, is it 1st class, 2nd class upper or 2nd class lower. pls reply asap

If actually i understood u, do u mean my qualification? It's second class lower.

tsquare299:
it means d grading method, that is they choose successful applicants base on scores.

Does it mean I have passed?

Hello Nairalanders!
I wrote my test earlier 2day on N tax. After submitting d answers, i saw something like 'highest mark'. Pls can anyone tell me what to do next. By d way, i did nt receive any msg for d test o. Abeg, make una help me.

Jeus:
Nigerian Actress, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde's Daughter, Meraiah Ekeinde stuns in a pink gown at her mother's "Alter Ego" Movie premiere.

She shared the picture today on instagram.

Her beautiful dress was made by Ejiro Amos Tafiri.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/meraiah-ekeinde-stuns-in-red-gown-at.html

Op, is this PINK? Sense fall on you!

Entpress:
She rose to fame with a starring role in Robin Thicke’s 2013 hit, Blurred Lines and today, she is one of the stars to be reckoned with in the entertainment circle.



And Emily Ratajkowski has opened up to Harper’s Bazaar Australia about her ‘unique message’ of using overt se*uality as a self-proclaimed feminist.

The 26-year-old shed light on the backlash she has received on social media for her provocative stance in the magazine’s August 2017 issue.

‘There’s this thing that happens to me: “Oh, she’s too s*xy”. It’s like an anti-woman thing, people don’t want to work with me because my b00bs are too big,’ she said.

‘What’s wrong with b00bs? They’re a beautiful, feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares?’ she continued.

The aspiring actress touched on the scrutiny she is under for positioning herself as a feminist while flaunting her body in scantily clad and n*de imagery.

‘I have no problem with the backlash, because I feel it illustrates my point over and over,’ she stated.

After featuring in a n*de photo shoot for Harper’s in 2016, Piers Morgan tweeted her: ‘Do you want me to buy you some clothes? You look freezing.’

She quickly responded: ‘@piersmorgan thanks, but I don’t need clothes as much as you need press.’

Earlier that year, the London-born model made headlines when she posed n*ked alongside Kim Kardashian for a mirror selfie.

‘The whole idea is that when Kim takes a n*de selfie, she’s just seeking attention. That’s not the issue. A woman can be seeking attention and also make a statement. They don’t need to be mutually exclusive,’ she told Harper’s Bazaar at the time.

For her new Harper’s spread, Emily wore Louis Vuitton, was photographed by Pamela Hanson, styled by Naomi Smith, hair by John Ruggiero and makeup by Jo Strettell.



More hot photos at the link below >>>>

http://basevibes.com/2017/07/06/this-beautiful-lady-was-denied-job-because-of-her-bbs-are-too-big-photos/

Na wa o! See as i rush & click for a mouth watery boobs, only for me to see this poo. Op, cum my yard make i show u nkechi breasts, u go faint.

keypad1:
Thats why i still love kerosine stove. No neighbour of mine go get gas stay near my house ooo

Forget dat talk. Have we nt been hearing of kerosene explosion too? Dnt be overcrowded by poverty.

Choiszman:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/07/04/woman-71-marries-her-16-year-old-toy-boy-in-indonesia-6755539/amp/

OP, This is FETISH and should not belong to ROMANCE section. Move this poo outta here!

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/06/19/federal-government-big-must-adjust-ekweremadu/

Op, ur caption should be 'Federal government responsibilities are so enormous and should be adjusted'. And by d way they should nt complain cos it is a social contract. That's wat u get for telling us things u cannot do just becos u want to canvas 4 votes. Meanwhile i'm stil patiently waiting for 1$ = N1.

beautiful232:
She's too adorable

Just like u are my dear!
I checked ur pishure

beautiful232:
She's too adorable

Just like u are my dear!
I checked ur pishure

dauddy97:
This are the victims and the date kidnapped by billionaire kidnapper Evan .

Na wa 4 naija o!
Kidnapper Evans is now a celebrity o!
Thunder fire person wey wan quote me!

HungerBAD:
Since highly rated comedian I Go Dye unveiled the house he built for his mum last Sunday, curiosity has been set adrift in many quarters, with tongues wagging on the possible estimation of the value of the palatial edifice.

The Golden Eyes castle is situated at Amb. Francis Agoda Virgin Island,while the almost completed Royal Golden seal is seated at Amb Francis Agoda sugar land, both castles have attracted many viewers who are fascinated by its uniqueness.

However, Potpourri’s investigation has revealed just how much the mansions must have cost the comedian. According to an architect/ estate developer Wale Balogun ‘’one cannot presume knowledge of accurate sight alone’ but from the structural design and fortification of the castle in question here, both properties will be estimated to the tune of 5.4 million dollars.

Potpourri further learnt that both castles were contracted to a French company Monreve, which handled all the sculptural and concrete enforcement while Revamp Construction Company owned by the comedian,handled the building of the castfles.

“The Golden Eyes which was presented to his mum last Sunday has a unique customized golden sculptured face moulded in the image of his grand mum, Queen Agnes who nurtured him as a young kid,” Lilian Akpomene a close friend to the comedian told Potpourri.

“Indeed this edifice has a monumental standard, which will out live contemporary designs of today and a long time to come. If the essence of a home is just to sleep, I guess a home structurally built as a castle, as a gift to express gratitude for love, is really meant to reflect the true value of what mothers mean to the world,” she added.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/go-dyes-mansion-mum-valued-5-4-million-dollars/

Thunder fire POVERTY!.

JARUSHUB:
Nobody (or nothing) is perfect. This has become an over-flogged mantra. Notwithstanding, there are still some people who feel that everything they do must be 100%. A mistake that they make is that they think being a perfectionist is a good thing. This is not really so. And if this is not the case, they become sad, depressed, and forlorn. Consequently, these very talented people are always having problems not only with themselves but with people around them. Hence, it would be nice to know how to identify a perfectionist. These tips shared by Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency will be of great help.

They are always trying to please everyone

Certainly, we cannot please everybody. But a perfectionist does not understand this. They will try to please others at their own discomfort and detriment. This is why others can easily take advantage of them.

They attain their goals by any means

Attaining their goals is what they care about. They do not even mind if they break the rules or go overboard to reach their goals. For them it is more about the end justifies the means and not the other way round. And they are bad losers.

They can never be satisfied

Even if you give your best, you can never satisfy someone who wants things perfectly done. They question everything even the things that are irrelevant. They are very exhaustive and nothing escapes them. Hence, never try to cut corners, a perfectionist will notice it and point it out.

They don’t accommodate mistakes

We are bound to make mistakes. But for a perfectionist, it is a sign of failure. As a result, they become gloomy and downcast. If you work with them, they use their standard to measure you and they want you to meet that standard. If you do not, to them you are a disappointment. For example, if you forgot to accept the booking of the hotel from Jumia Travel, they will take it personally. You will think they have you in mind before.

They have all or nothing thinking

For them, it is either they get everything or nothing. They are not ready to compromise on their very high moral standards. This is why perfectionists are not good negotiators. The only way you can make them happy is to give them everything they want.

They over stress themselves over a simple task

There is always a paper basket beside them. In the basket, you will find several rumpled papers. These papers are sheets they use in writing just one simple report. However, because of one simple mistake, they discard it and start all over again.

They are legendary procrastinators

Since they bid to make everyone happy, they accept responsibilities they know they cannot perform. But because they want to please that person, they accept the duty and they procrastinate until they do not it. In other situations, they postpone a task because they are not ready to go through the perfection bouts they are addicted to.

They find it difficult to celebrate success

You should celebrate success when you achieve it. However, a perfectionist will never because they will be focused on what they could have done better. So, they do not see any reason to be joyous. Do never expect a perfectionist to celebrate success. However, this does not mean they are not happy with what they have achieved.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/eight-signs-dealing-perfectionist/

I'm so sorry i did nt deduce anything from this poo!

Amagite:
Wizkid is yet to publicly acknowledge his alleged son, King Ayo, but the young man is growing into a little version of the singer.
His mum, Binta Diamond Diallo shared the lovely new photos.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/lovely-new-photos-of-wizkids-2nd-baby.html

Such a beautiful girl & she's weigh taller than Wizkid.
U wil see some thread in Nairaland like 'Ladies can u date a short guy?' Some foolish gals will be like 'i cnt look down talking to my guy.' Wizkid without fame, talent & affluence would have been a little broke dude on the streets. And these same girls getting pregnant on the platter of gold will definitely snub him. Pls guys let's work hard for the best is yet to come.

DonEvarest:
Adultery is an offence under the Penal Code which is attributed to the North only. While in the South which uses the Criminal Code there is no written law pronouncing adultery as a crime. So a Muslim who commits adultery has commited a crime while such act by a Southerner is never penalized by the law in line with the principle of "nullum crimen sine lege, nullum poena sine lege".

Bros Abeg u be Lawyer?

Caricature:
Honestly, I will never be a baby mama. Its either the whole package or nothing at all.

Bae, talking about 'package'. I think u gat a full package, full options and factory fitted.

I fit kpai 4 ur mata!

Omotayor123:
seun
lalasticlala
wristbangle
Toks2008
Baba11
mynd44
Agarawu23
Isolukay
And who again ooo...abeg help me add
All due for marriage though

And u forgot to mention me? Why na?

ZarZar:
I think tosyn2much is cute lol. No, I don't want him. I just think he looks adorable.

Is dat cuteness to u?
Bae, check me out.

vincentjk:
All my cars are leathered seats

Show pictures of u driving in those cars or shut d f**k up. #BUSYBODY

sexybbstar:
I've been coming across a lot of threads these days that has to with ladies admonishing fellow ladies to desist from dating broke guys.This is absolutely ridiculous.Your parents are financially okay?Who told you your mum married your father as a rich man?She stood with him through trying times and now ,you as their daughter is reaping the fruits of her patience.
Below are the reasons why the theory "DON'T DATE BROKE GUYS" is totally wrong!

(1)You asked him to buy or get you something and he couldn't afford it and u decided to leave him for that?If you could afford it ,why didnt you get it in the first place?Though,a man is suppose to carry out some certain duties but dont heap your burden on him ,he is a boyfriend ,not your husband,go meet your parents,they gave birth to you and should be able to take responsibilities on you as long as you are not yet married.

(2)Struggle with him ,work hard and ensure to give him your support .When the story changes ,you are sure to be given the credit.You want an already made man?Then you should be happy hearing this statement from him"I WAS RICH BEFORE I MET YOU".

(3)Obviously,most guys (not all)dont ignore ladies that stood with them during their struggle to success.I hope you know that 2face wasn't rich when he started dating Annie,despite his flaws he still got married to her at the end of the day.Sanyeri(Afonja Olaniyi)a yoruba actor,got married to his girlfriend that was with him before he came into limelight.A very good example is Odunlade Adekola,some of you abuse him for having a ugly wife.Where were the bleach queen actresses when the wife was suffering with him?.Support him girl,you will get the credit soon.

(4) We have so many cases of broke guys who became rich and rich guys who became poor.That broke guy you embarassed today may have another story to tell tomorrow and that rich guy you followed may later dump you for the lady that stood with him during his stuggle.NOTE:Rich guys hardly appreciate a lady they met after their success.Some rich guys are out there without girlfriend ,not because they see no lady but because they doubt if there will be true love.Its believed that Rich guys hardly find true love which is truly embedded in that statement "DONT DATE BROKE GUYS"That means you dated the rich guy for the money not for love.

(5)Several ladies are single out there all in the name of searching for a rich dude.Work for your own money ,rich guys will flock around you,you wont have to search for one again.

(6)Many ladies are in the grave because they wanted a rich guy but unfortunately for them ,they fell victim of ritualist.Do you know how many ladies died because of Iphone4......now we have Iphone7.........Iphone10 will soon be knocking at the door in few years time.


Do you know Iphone8 will be launched soon?So please double your Olosho hustles,so that you can use the latest gadgets.Don't mind any guy that wanna fall in real love with you,they are all heartbreakers as love is dead,Jump like frog from one yahoo boy to another to a married man,and to a sugar daddy......They are the ones that can pay your bills.Don't mind any guy professing love to you ojare.Bleep LOVE!!!!This world is very sweet my sister enjoy and enjoy and enjoy and dont listen to anyone or take up any preaching from anyone.
But I have a good news for you my sister,When that guy you wasting your life with is ready to settle down,he will marry a very decent girl who has a good future ambition,properly trained,well cultured and mannered and he will use you as a testimony in the Church.By then you will be above 30years and your big boobs and ass would have sagged,wrinkled with heavy stretch marks all over and you will be looking extra-ordinarily older than your age because your beauty would have faded off,..Even MaryKay,BlackOpral,Sleek or classic will not stay well on your face again.A word is enough for d wise


Ladies ,be independent .With that you will earn guys respect.Stop being a GOLD DIGGER!

*ATTACK IS 100% ALLOWED



Lalasticlala

Op nice one though!
But i have to advice our young men to stay away from these ladies if they dnt have what it takes to take care of them. Cos certainly u will be heartbroken in due course. Channel ur sex energy to something else, it's called sexual transmutation. Find a job, learn a skill, start your own business & get busy with ur life. Use the time you indulge in sex for something productive. The truth is sometimes, u might find that special lady who loves u for who u are, but in time she will definitely get fed up if u ain't progressing at all. A girl dating u for over 5 yrs without impact will leave u for somebody prospective. Love is never enough! It's not gold digging, no girl wants to suffer with u forever. So my advice to young men is that they should try to be productive and creative. U dnt have to be rich, but be financially comfortable. Advice for the rich guys: When dating a lady, just watch out for certain things. Her demands, how often she makes them, the ultimatum of demands, etc. If u want to marry any girl, start by being very hostile with her, pretend as if u dnt care, treat her lyk a piece of shit. BUT PLS DO NOT ABUSE HER IN ANYWAY. See if she's still going to cum around after all the ill treatment. If she does, then dumb her sorry ass, cos it's ur money she wants. Trust me d ones who yearn for ur money will want to stay at all cost. But if she bluffs & does not even pick ur calls or ends the relationship with u, then broda u just got urself a good wife. Rush n buy dat gold or diamond ring n pop the question. As for me, i'm going to be rich & i will marry a pretty lady that loves me for me & not my money. It's just a simple technique.

Freewoman:
When guys are talking about been smart and rich, you are here talking nonsense ................................ Who cares what you said to us. what matters is your last account balance

See this one! Yeye dey smell.
How much ur Papa get?

Amarabae:
11. Some Romanceland Resident Guys.
But the bad news is that they hardly propose. Hahahahahahaha

Bae, u are too pretty, chai! Igbo gals will not kill me with their fair complexion.

Will u be my girlfriend?

Cleopatra4:
Men with small joysticks No be by force to marry na

Bae, i dey loaded wella, just try me & ur life will not remain d same.

Why her legs be lyk toothpick?

Oh! I forgot, u can never have it all.

softwerk:
Only in Nigeria a mole on a girl's face is believed to add beauty

She has also used heavy make up to hide those 2 large ridges under her eyes!

I'm not beefing her sha, God knows

Bae, u are bold & beautiful. I fit die for ur mata.