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Ofunaofu:
Believe the words of a Notorious drug...at your peril

You'll be surprised if investigated there ghost receiving the salaries

Houseofglam7:
What in the actual fuq😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ain’t it too early to be slick?😂
And a good morning to you too

It might have been took early to be slick, but twas never too early to put a smile on your face and lip wink 😉...
The heart wants what the heart wants regardless of the time.
I've not seen your picture but the picture my brain construct is enough to unleash all the tricks in my book to get your attentions 😂

I'll be at the corner hopelessly expecting a hit back ☺️

tragergeorge:
desperation make you indirectly de Chop the Yahoo money too
tell me what you do for a living lemme explain how fraudsters money been sustaining you indirectly

Come up with something else. Your point is so weak no single bone on muscle for it to stand.

I'm a mentalist... Tell me how your fraud money is beneficial to me.

None of your kind can come to me directly or indirectly

Osanoghodua1:
The best time to take dinner is 4-5Pm, at 8pm, your stomach shutdown and whatever you eat then becomes a poison. According to a professor of nutrition.

Stomach shutdown, so the 4 wraps of fufu I eat last night around 9pm, wetin come comot am for my belle before 12 wey I still feel hungry? Abi dey eba wey I go do chop how e take dissappear before 1am?

DickenClarq:
Is it your husband responsibility for you to look good?

He is already feeding and housing both you and the children Madam.

The same way you spent on yourself when you were still single and attracted him, you can still do that as his wife.

YES! He can decide to surprise you with gifts e.g New hair, make-up, fancy dresses, jewelries etc once in awhile but if he don't get you those stuffs, better get a job and get them for yourself.

My gender and their wahala



May God help us

If to say you never marry, I for just carry you go meet my mama say I don see wife.

First time I see woman wey take accountability.

DeltaBachelor:
Chai ! Manufacturers should be careful and have standard Quality Control on their products please

No matter how careful you are, you can never be 100% careful. These things are living creatures, they can crawl or fly their way in the most secured facilities.

LotannaWallace:
I would rather choose not to say!

😂 After you don put their packaging there?

Na short bread be that, all of their consumers should know be the shape sef.


Reach them via email or socials, dem go compensate you offline

Houseofglam7:
Isn’t she breaking a law by putting this online? Looks like a confidential document.

The instructions is there, but yet our "0L0d0 uprising" don't care.


By the ways, I love your profile picture message.
If you're single, I'll like to tell you my story...because I might become suicidal if you ain't in my life 😉 ☺️

educatedfool:
The tournament ended, but their European tour just kicked off

But how a whole football crew sidon plan this thing? 😂 🤣 Dem this one own pass Nigeria 😂

lavylilly:
Many ladies would disagree with you provided he can get her everything money can buy she cares less, until everything burst and you hear "I did not know, I thought he was into selling of automobile".

Dating such people is putting your life at a serious risk.

Desperation led them to that and same desperation will also lead them to do the unthinkable when they start running out of victims.

No sensible woman will have anything to do with a fraudster in the first place.

Jakumo:
This is so profound. Women will date and get into bed with the ugliest man who is even broke to boot, provided that he knows what to say to her in the first few seconds when they meet.

On the other side of the coin, men will get a boner just from the sight of a fit and busty young woman, even if she never says a word to his hearing.

That's why I laughed at men who said you need money to attract women.

If you can get a woman number, you can sleep with that woman 100% no matter how broke you are... Just mastered your words, in fact engage them with those words within these hours "10pm-2am" their emotions are on steroids by these hours..... They can visit you in sambisa.

Speaking from practical experiences.

Women only have class or hard to get from distance.... 5 seconds with them and your words, you'll break all their walls.

edogu:
Fresh from the oven mentality. Unfortunately, if you're not careful you fit meet one wey be kesaiah packaged as virgin.

Nope... Nigerian ladies from 25 upward start losing their body shapes, zero exercise... In their 30s most are already out of shape.

Men by nature are attracted to what they see unlike women who mostly attracted to what they hear

NwaNimo1:
The body count is lower.....a woman in her 30's should target men in theirs 50's when the body count is normally kinda level

Body count lower? 😂
Dey play... These kids these days are have more body counts than those in their thirties.... No jokes.

There's a 17 years old that has have more than 15 exes... That's the one she dated, let's not mentioned the ones she f

Sonnobax15:

Dude has been saying it from time to time,and he's been practicing everything he has been preaching too.

Factually,It goes to show you how women are wired . That all a man needs is just money,and plenty women will be lining up just to have him divide their red seas with his rod

Las las,men,we are the prize. No let any banny born of a woman to make you feel less of yourself.

Upon all that no marry I hear say and see he marry today?

Naso Linda deceived her followers and we know how the story ended

ayusco85:
Animals some abilities to communicate

They talk, they don't "communicate"... Their own method of communication differs.

Just repeating random words it was taught or heard.... Doesn't understand them

Openyamind111:
Them don drop quotes for them SIMP 😂😂😂

That's a true statement... Speaking from experience.

The friendship just became weird after the apple bite... For no reason I just hated and avoided her.

Elusive001:
May APC, Nigeria, and Tinubu happen to the supporters of evil.

I believe that ransome was paid for their release

Security agency "rescued" kidnapped victims without single casualty from both sides... Isn't that miraculous? 😂

erniok:
France don up their game and tuchel don dey sweat. Yet some peeps dey talk say na glorified friendly game.

Wether France come win or England still win! Dey game na glorified friendly

rickpat:
Everything na content now...some naija youths no go use sense....

So this girl na 41years...but her brain is 14 years na

😂 That one even look like who get 1m for account talk more of 10m

Any story whereby a camera is set by the narrator na content, a figment of the narrator's imagination.


By the ways! If my daughter EVER do 3 of these things... cleans any man's house, cook or wash their clothes in the name of "BOYFRIEND"... I'm disowning such a child (and this is not a joke) I did not raise "ID1OTS"

Only women without values and standards do such things.

My son will not sponsor any woman in the name of "Girlfriend" either

Sonnobax15:

Good one.

Imagine a billionaire like osimhen still have the guts and zeal to say he wants to return back to school,but one small Yahoo boy wey him mama just pay 1000 dolls from her pension money go open mouth say school na scam

But then again,we all know it's not gonna be easy but at least we've heard how other ex players did it and were success on it.

But I hope he won't do that in any of these our current Nigerian universities cha, cuz,Even ordinary peller that went to his paparazzi school one time ago,the rate at which Nigerian bannies were stalking him,the werey had to drop out by force

Nigerians didn't resulted to the mantra "School na scam" because EDUCATION is scam.

The mantra was born out of the foundation of "School will give you a better life", "School will make you successful"... These was what was fed to Nigerians when Schools was introduced to Nigeria, our parents passed down same message to us. Like every lies, it's matter of time before the truth unveils itself... When reality sets in and the lies are revealed, the mantra was born.

School can't and neither is it a guarantee for success or better life.

School enlightens the minds, empowers you with knowledge... But it's never a guarantee or never a promised of success or better life.

If you start a good project on a bad foundation, be rest assured that it'll collapse... It's just the matter of time.

Nigerians were going to school because they seek success and better life... Go to school because you're seeking knowledge.

I can easily drive out here! Sometimes it's not about the car, but about the driver's experience.

WatchYourSix:
If u are not very light skinned , I don’t see the point of having tattoos……

. It always looking weird …

Thought I'm the only irritated by black dudes drawing tattoos with black ink

Just leave it as part of decoration 😁

Lifestone:
This looks fictional. I first imagine how he could effectively open the door of a flying cessna 150 single engine aircraft, that's almost impossible. How could the plane still landed with almost complete loss of pressure. Looks funny though

The altitude a plane is flying determine if you can open the plane or not.

And these are planes Skydivers used, I don't think they have pressurized cabins.

Wickedfacts:
1 shot and the soldier got the tyre.

Excellent marksmanship.

Truck Tyre isn't car Tyre... It's big enough for even a first time shooter to shoot it

madridguy:
Alhamdullilah Robil Alamin.

The abductors must be brought to justice.

You and me both know the government has paid their ransom.

Such rescue can't happen without some of the kidnappers being killed.

michlins:
It's quite sad what happened here. Imagine if this factory is still working and expanding. Employment and tax revenue for the government

Nothing last forever, even Coca-Cola will fade away someday, so is Apple, Microsoft and so on.... It's matter of time.

Spuggie:
May his soul rest in peace.

His superior's did not believe him.

Superiors and employers need to pay attention and value the medical needs of their subordinates and staff

So I go dey sick, request for leave, then one superior denies me and I will stay....

I'm my working days, slightest headache I'm not leaving my bed... I'll email and put a call through. Anything you talk that one na your own, I'm not resuming until I'm 100% fit.

If I die your company will continues

That's a projector naw hss