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Blacckrod:
:This is AI tattoo. Fake!

To draw something this clean and realistic with an experienced artist would cost you nothing less than 1,200,000NGN

I doubt if any Nigerian tattoo artist can draw something this clean.

Just scanning the neatness of that tattoo... I've never seen a Nigerian with that kind of clean and well detailed tattoo

Give me work first, we go dicuss this later.


Just do your best, be extra ordinary... Eye their biggest client, gerrat and snatched that client.


Never steal from a company you're working, steal their biggest client when you resign.

judewrites:
FIFA would now be regretting conceding co_hosting rights to USA.

Why concede co_hosting rights to a nation that isn't fanatic about football and a despotic/democratic president?

Just wonder, football is the least sport Americans are interested in... Why let them co-host it? They just wanna lick US azz

Sunshine34:
I know it's a joke sha, make we no pay evil with evils

Marrying those folks as Nigerian should be an act of treason.

They've decided to make all Nigerians victims of their mxdness, and we've endured for decades.

We go send the wife back too

rickpat:
Ask him what the medication is for na...

Na 5months old marriage you don dey turn to community project already?...

That's viagra... If e no stop she no go get husband soon

Trump looking for a way to withdraw American from the war 😂

Fighting a war that has zero benefits to Americans

Yorubastardz:
One fair handsome hausa boy wey dey do security for my area. He ran away beccause of this same problem.
People where tagging him as Fulani

He give excuse say him wound for leg..
Next day he collect permission to travel go kastina. Till today he never come back

My sister been get serious crush on him

Help me with your sister number, I wan follow her reason one or two

Sonofgod1990:
Better house is on ground

I love the smallness... I'll be doing something like that without the upstair.

I'm not a fan of big houses... I'll be doing small house, big compound with various fruits and trees. Natural grass instead of cements (locks)

Sonofgod1990:
House is there already. What do you expect

I quoted because you stated it was your first 10m

Sonofgod1990:
Me and you are in dsame shoe 👠👠

Poor people can never relate..
When you have money you will know what we are talking about. When I made my first 10 million naira I decided to buy a Toyota spider of about 6.5 million. Come and see how women were coming to my house like flies, just try and make money you will know that flavor and I are not telling lies

And I'm currently having 3 baby mamas. I will just try and get extra 2 baby mama making it 5 children then I will bring all my children to my house then pursue their mother out. 2 of my baby mama are married currently

You made your first 10m and na motor be the first thing you buy...

From your comment I pity you in your 50s-60s, unless there's a change of mindset.

OgbeniOja1:
But them no fit track and arrest bandits. Clowns. I'm disappointed in the government

They can track him within a week for making a post, but can't track bandits who are posting their victims and crime proceeds every day.... And we are to believe those bandits aren't government sponsored... Funny country

Typing what's on my mind now

Esthered:
He's trying to avoid betting and our asking him to start the business that wrecked him.

Wouldn't he relapse?

He can't play as an agent, that's one of the rules.

I wouldn't advise that though, unless he is launching his own betting platform

Roseodd:
I skipped process inside the 40 million I was able to pull a structure which I sold 8 million because it was distressed sales,I spent 12 million on the structure but sold it for 8 million,I went broke so I had to sell it,but never going back to gambling again, 8 months now I didn't play anything gamble,I gave my father 1million I am Left with 7million,I will bounce back I believe
If I can save 25k every week,in a month that's 600k,in two years I will be out of shithole called country

What gave you that 40m in the first place? Let's start from there...

AI is the future, and it's in the infancy stage.

Comot 500k buy second hand gaming laptop.

Spend one month on YouTube learning Prompt Engineering. Once you're done you'll figure what aspect of AI you'll use that skill for.

That's a skill that will fetch you millions in the shortest future

That's impossibly impossible...
A baby cannot say no to his mother's breastmilk

Vaginal is a self cleansing organ, washing your vaginal has never been recommended by any medical practitioner.

nlfpmod:
Nice one. I want to start doing it everyday. Maybe in the evening I take a long walk. My kind of job doesn't make me go out often. I hardly go out, unless on Sundays or to go buy some things I need.

Don't put that on work, schedule time for morning exercise... Sitting in one place all day every day is a recipe for disaster when you clock 40-50 years.

I work from and I spend tons of time time sitting. I've created an hour - 30 minutes for for exercise daily.

6am I'm out jogging for 45 minutes, from there straight to gym for 30 minutes, then walk home. By 7 or 7:30 I'm done, take my bath and I'm ready for the day.

It's all about dedication... Prior to this, I use to fall sick almost every 3 months. I can't even talk about the waist and body pain I used to battle with everyday.

Ever since I started exercising for 2 years I've not fall sick for once and all pains are gone.

😂 Typing what's on my mind now

😂 You dey go house party lol

Mathewrichard99:
You should know that was a mistake due to anger....why not call her and correct her at least....you could be the conductor sef or the brother.....dirty things...

Yeah! Will make you repeat same thing 3 times 😂 🤣

Clean thing

Which English be "you're doing it unconsciously"? You for kuku dey speak your Yoruba go 😂

Stomoney:
Not only entertainers

I'm not sure labour union still exist
Same with NUT
No protest against this kidnapping, everyone just continued their normal life as if nothing happened

Tinubu government has literally bought all of them over.... They're heavily being paid monthly to shut up

kanmie:
Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

😂 There was zero bias in that game, zero bias!

Typing what's on my mind now

We have the most beautiful dresses in Africa, the clothes are beautiful piece of artwork.
Every Ankara is with unique pattern, some of those patterns are historical.

Dating = When they first met under a date tree

Courtship: When they first met in the court.


Tankiu

OkanlawonB:
Oga pls this has nothing to see money or no see money, 30m naira can take care of the financial needs of a family of 4 in Lagos.
A three bed apartment can be gotten for 300k a month or 3.6m naira a year.
What percentage of the income has gone for rent? the answer is 12%

In Germany the average pension is 1,500 euros per month which is equivalent to 2.5m naira.
A one bed or studio apartment will cost about 600 euros. Gas and Electricity about 60 euros
Percentage of rental cost from income is 44% and the pensioner is living on what is left of the income.
Food cost more in Germany, petrol cost more, many other items cost more also in Germany.

How much is a 50kg bag of rice in Naija?, how much is a life chicken ?, how much is a crate of eggs.
Don`t send kids to overpriced private schools.
30m per annum is enough money for a 4 head family to live on in Nigeria.

I don't argue with people, I'm telling you reality.

You can survive with salary 200k because they come in bit and you possibly see extra cash from one thing or the other.

If you're given 30m cash with conditions you won't get no extra kobo from anywhere as a family man until a year, believe you me you won't have 1m left in your account by the end of one year.

fastseo:
If u can't account for 30m within a year or knows how to grow income then if given 200m u won't account for it

I'm not talking of "growing" of income here, we're talking expenses.

I'm simply telling you if someone hand over 30m to you today as a family man and said this is the only money you're getting for a whole year... I'm putting it to you that by the end of one year you won't have a million naira left.

ozo13:
15M is more than enough to ball in a year and u can comfortably save another 15m.no deceive urself.15m is like spending 1.25m monthly.400k is more than enough to fuel car in a month (like around 300litre- where u wan even go with 300litre in a month) 500k more than enough for good quality food
300k for miscellaneous .
Infact how many families even fit afford 1m for monthly spending in this 9ja.

Na because you never see money na him make you think sey 15m is big.

Make person dash you 30m today and start counting till a year if 1m go remain for your hand.... Like that 30m is the only money you'll have access to the whole year.

I know exactly understand what the op is saying