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PetsRe: Tortoise Stranded In Lekki by Offpoint1: 9:05pm On Jun 17
I wan buy am, 1m...... Na oil many be that
CrimeRe: POS Operator Jailed 20 Yrs For N5m Transfer To Boko Haram Member by Offpoint1: 11:40am On Jun 16
3 years sentence is okay, 20 is extreme... He wasn't part of them, he was just fulish not to know the implications
RomanceRe: Can You Truly Love Someone You Are Not Sexually Attracted To? by Offpoint1: 12:34pm On Jun 14
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Yes,I'm that kind of person.

I've got many female friends in the past who were very close to me but I didn't for once imagine us doing anything se*ually. As a matter of fact,it has always been beneficial to me that way,cuz I've come to realize it that ,most of the time,those bannies were even helpful to me more than those I call my gee angry
Is the op post directed at relationship or platonic friendship? The writeup is vague.

If it's relationship, I see no reason you should be with someone you're sexually attracted to, it will end with cheating.

As far as platonic relationship is concern, it's 100% person possible.
PoliticsRe: We’re Not Safe If A General Can Die This Way - Reactions Trail Gen. Rabe's Death by Offpoint1: 11:15am On Jun 14
dominique:
This is the wake-up call the military and people on power needs. Nobody is safe, not even them.
They're benefiting from the monsters while in office, forgotten the ruthless hands of time will always tell.
CrimeRe: Woman Plunges 40m To Death As Bungee Crew Forget To Attach Safety Cord In Brazil by Offpoint1: 11:09am On Jun 14
iHart:
OMG, this one you go use your eyes see your death
People do silly things in the name of fun. Their survive instinct is like that of a sweet potato.

There's no amount of safety put in place will make me involve in such action. Imagine your constantly trying to keep you alive, but you're doing the opposite.

Natural selection will take its course.
PropertiesRe: My New Apartment Has No Network Signal Indoors And It Is Affecting My Work by Offpoint1: 2:14pm On Jun 13
MrPresident1:
What did they use to build the house is of cement of red block?
There so many houses like this in Lagos Island, zero network once you're inside... Mostly storey apartments.

My former workplace the entire apartment are using external Wi-Fi for internet. Glo, MTN, AIRTEL internet service don't work there.
Car TalkRe: Ladipo Mechanics Had Lady Crying After Every Repair by Offpoint1: 6:29am On Jun 13
Stomoney:
Naso I wan buy tokunbo power bike. After payment, I and my bro drove to get fuel inside the bike tank so we can take our journey back home but the bike refused to start.
We reported to the seller and sent someone to toll the bike back to his workshop.
A month the dealer didn't fix the bike, wanted to add money so as to pick another bike he said no, to return money he no gree.
Laslas na Lagos state CID help me pick up the guy and I was refunded but police commot 10%

Ladipo is a house full of scammers

Ensure you have a good and reliable source before buying things there
They're simply go to the west sort damage and abandon vehicles on scrap yards, bring it to Nigeria and fixed for temporary use, then sell it to Nigeria... Hence you'll be lucky to have whatever you bought from works for a month
RomanceRe: "I Have Right To My Privacy"— Man Sends Back Girlfriend For Visiting Unannounced by Offpoint1:
brain54:
That man doesn't love, respect or value that woman...


If I'm that woman that's the last time I will step my foot in his place.


I'd do same as a man. How can I pay you a surprise visit and you begin to quote law and constitution. I would leave without even saying anything but you would beg me to come again!
Don't come to my house unannounced, be it a man or woman, wether we are not dating or not... It's rude, only people with intentions do that.
FamilyRe: 10 Must Have Small Items For Every Household by Offpoint1: 11:17am On Jun 11
CharlotteFlair:
Waawu 😳. You even have mini electric sewing machinehuh

Are you sure any woman would agree to marry you laidis? You are too meticulous! 😀
😂 I'm not a threat... I'll handover whatever needs to be handover when that time comes 😂
FamilyRe: 10 Must Have Small Items For Every Household by Offpoint1: 4:06pm On Jun 10
Love800:
You fix gen urself!

I think you referring to minor gen issues. If its major ones, you need to call a technician.
I can piece gen from A-z, fix whatever needs to be fix or get any part that needs replacement.

We don't know how powerful YouTube is
SportsRe: Messi Scores On Injury Return As Argentina Beat Iceland In World Cup Warm-Up by Offpoint1: 1:26pm On Jun 10
Messi is going to the world cup to have fun... Nothing left for him in football to conquer.

Naldo might play next world cup again 😂


FIFA should just give the cup to Portugal so he can retire from football
CelebritiesRe: BNXN Relocates To The US, Says "Lagos, More Expensive Than US" by Offpoint1: 1:22pm On Jun 10
geoworldedu:
If you are a family man and money remains 100k in your account in Lagos, you will be so scared, as in, your BP can rise.
100k abi 200k?

A family of 5 can't survive in Lagos with 400k salary, you'll be living hand to mouth
CelebritiesRe: BNXN Relocates To The US, Says "Lagos, More Expensive Than US" by Offpoint1: 1:20pm On Jun 10
Gotocourt:
It's no secret, that zenith bank Boss that's investing in real estate, property per unit in highrise will go for $2.3M USD in a crowded building is way to expensive and built for corrupt polithiefcians for money laundering 🤷🏿.

That 12K na lamba though.
I saw a 400m apart in VI I shook my head.

A 4 storey apartment, each storey apartment 400m... I was like, I dey mad? Carry 400m go buy shared house?

Funny enough there's a "SOLD" stickers pasted on 3 of the apartments, just one left.
FamilyRe: 10 Must Have Small Items For Every Household by Offpoint1: 1:01pm On Jun 10
CharlotteFlair:
It's good.

Most people overlook these things until their need arise, then they will start asking from their neighbors.

The sewing kit for instance, you don't want to know how many good shirts have remained unworn for years because of a failed button or even a wider button hole.
My sewing kit is my favorite, no more throwing my boxers away or dumping clothes that needs slim fitting.

I got the mini electric hand sewing machine ☺️
FamilyRe: 10 Must Have Small Items For Every Household by Offpoint1: 5:54pm On Jun 09
CharlotteFlair:
Can and wine opener is very essential. One may not know the usefulness until you have to open a bottle of corked wine. That's when everyone in the house would come and demonstrate the method they know.😄

Whistle is there in the list.
Why do I have everything you listed at home except the whistle? 😂

I've always been a handyman since childhood.

Can't remember last time I called an artisan to fix anything for me.... From my torn boxers to AC and generator... I fixed it myself.

I only don't touch my electronics if they get issues during warranty coverage period
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Celebrates His 46th Birthday by Offpoint1: 5:41pm On Jun 09
Slizzords:
You don finally accept your fate grin grin
😂 Very funny guy
RomanceRe: Man Tattoos His Girlfriend On His Chest: Can You Exhibit Such Love In 2026? by Offpoint1: 5:25pm On Jun 09
Blacckrod:
cheesy cheesy :This is AI tattoo. Fake!

To draw something this clean and realistic with an experienced artist would cost you nothing less than 1,200,000NGN

I doubt if any Nigerian tattoo artist can draw something this clean.
Just scanning the neatness of that tattoo... I've never seen a Nigerian with that kind of clean and well detailed tattoo
CareerRe: One Bitter Truth You Should Know As An Employee by Offpoint1: 4:40pm On Jun 09
Give me work first, we go dicuss this later.


Just do your best, be extra ordinary... Eye their biggest client, gerrat and snatched that client.


Never steal from a company you're working, steal their biggest client when you resign.
SportsRe: Omar Artan: CAF 2025 Best Referee Denied Entry Into The United States by Offpoint1: 6:47am On Jun 09
judewrites:
FIFA would now be regretting conceding co_hosting rights to USA.

Why concede co_hosting rights to a nation that isn't fanatic about football and a despotic/democratic president?
Just wonder, football is the least sport Americans are interested in... Why let them co-host it? They just wanna lick US azz
TravelRe: SA Woman Relocates To Nigeria With Husband As Anti-immigration Tension Grows by Offpoint1: 6:43am On Jun 09
Sunshine34:
I know it's a joke sha, make we no pay evil with evils
Marrying those folks as Nigerian should be an act of treason.

They've decided to make all Nigerians victims of their mxdness, and we've endured for decades.
TravelRe: SA Woman Relocates To Nigeria With Husband As Anti-immigration Tension Grows by Offpoint1: 6:36am On Jun 09
We go send the wife back too
FamilyRe: Ever Since I Got Married To My Husband 5 Months Ago, I Noticed Something Strâñğè by Offpoint1: 10:35pm On Jun 08
rickpat:
Ask him what the medication is for na...

Na 5months old marriage you don dey turn to community project already?...
That's viagra... If e no stop she no go get husband soon
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says He Warned Netanyahu He Could Face Iran Alone by Offpoint1: 9:33pm On Jun 08
Trump looking for a way to withdraw American from the war 😂

Fighting a war that has zero benefits to Americans
TravelRe: Man Labeled As Bandit Because He Was Fulani, Relocates To Ghana From Lagos by Offpoint1: 7:16pm On Jun 06
Yorubastardz:
One fair handsome hausa boy wey dey do security for my area. He ran away beccause of this same problem.
People where tagging him as Fulani

He give excuse say him wound for leg..
Next day he collect permission to travel go kastina. Till today he never come back

My sister been get serious crush on him
Help me with your sister number, I wan follow her reason one or two
CelebritiesRe: Why I Can’t Commit To One Woman – Flavour (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:24pm On Jun 05
Sonofgod1990:
Better house is on ground
grin I love the smallness... I'll be doing something like that without the upstair.

I'm not a fan of big houses... I'll be doing small house, big compound with various fruits and trees. Natural grass instead of cements (locks)
CelebritiesRe: Why I Can’t Commit To One Woman – Flavour (Video) by Offpoint1: 11:21am On Jun 05
Sonofgod1990:
House is there already. What do you expect
I quoted because you stated it was your first 10m
CelebritiesRe: Why I Can’t Commit To One Woman – Flavour (Video) by Offpoint1: 10:49am On Jun 05
Sonofgod1990:
Me and you are in dsame shoe 👠👠

Poor people can never relate..
When you have money you will know what we are talking about. When I made my first 10 million naira I decided to buy a Toyota spider of about 6.5 million. Come and see how women were coming to my house like flies, just try and make money you will know that flavor and I are not telling lies

And I'm currently having 3 baby mamas. I will just try and get extra 2 baby mama making it 5 children then I will bring all my children to my house then pursue their mother out. 2 of my baby mama are married currently
You made your first 10m and na motor be the first thing you buy...

From your comment I pity you in your 50s-60s, unless there's a change of mindset.
CrimeRe: Ifechukwu Dennis Arrested By Police For Making A Fake Tinubu Voice - Onanuga by Offpoint1: 8:19pm On Jun 04
OgbeniOja1:
But them no fit track and arrest bandits. Clowns. I'm disappointed in the government
They can track him within a week for making a post, but can't track bandits who are posting their victims and crime proceeds every day.... And we are to believe those bandits aren't government sponsored... Funny country
PoliticsRe: Oyo School Kidnapping: ‘Our Children Are Not In Nigeria’ — Bamidele Salam by Offpoint1: 3:49pm On Jun 04
Typing what's on my mind now
InvestmentRe: Please I Need Help With My 7million Naira by Offpoint1: 2:45pm On Jun 03
Esthered:
He's trying to avoid betting and our asking him to start the business that wrecked him.

Wouldn't he relapse?
He can't play as an agent, that's one of the rules.

I wouldn't advise that though, unless he is launching his own betting platform
InvestmentRe: Please I Need Help With My 7million Naira by Offpoint1: 2:40pm On Jun 03
Roseodd:
I skipped process inside the 40 million I was able to pull a structure which I sold 8 million because it was distressed sales,I spent 12 million on the structure but sold it for 8 million,I went broke so I had to sell it,but never going back to gambling again, 8 months now I didn't play anything gamble,I gave my father 1million I am Left with 7million,I will bounce back I believe
If I can save 25k every week,in a month that's 600k,in two years I will be out of shithole called country
What gave you that 40m in the first place? Let's start from there...

AI is the future, and it's in the infancy stage.

Comot 500k buy second hand gaming laptop.

Spend one month on YouTube learning Prompt Engineering. Once you're done you'll figure what aspect of AI you'll use that skill for.

That's a skill that will fetch you millions in the shortest future

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