₦airaland Forum

I hate none of the fruits listed there...

LoneSoldier:
For me I hate Lime, Black Plum and Grape what about you.

Typing what's on my mind now

It has been a while I visited Nairaland. If someone told me 7 years ago there's a time I won't visit Nairaland in a day, talk more of a month I would have doubted it.

Any woman who ask you of money more than twice in 6 months is a liability, unless the money is business or health related.

I can easily give you money on weekly or monthly basis if you're not asking. The moment you asked, that's the end... I'm never giving you a dime

Gbadugbakun:
Nigerians are naturally opportunist in nature. They would keep taking advantage of you until you stop letting them

You see this talk here enh!
I now understand you should leave your neighbourhood when you see little money else they'll drain you.

Once you see little money Nigerians believes you don't have your own personal problems.

I'm not mad at giving, I'm mad at them coming back over and over and over again.

Bolu004:
Any sample image of what it'll look like?

Wondered how one will make such a post in this AI era without accompanying it with visuals...

Philistine:
This guy is 41yrs for christ sake! Why not leave the stage for the young ones?

😂 That's what happens when you seek too much self glory

Racoon:
This area is a well developed part of Lagos that was a serene wonder to behold far back then before the fella that claimed he tamed the Atlantic Ocean came to desecrate it wirh his hoardes of thugs, alayes, miscreants and all mannera of anti-social elements

The current state of this place is cause by the Igbos? 😂
Una just funny for this country.
It's the Igbos that decides to build houses without breathing spaces, the yellow buses littered everywhere na Igbos 😂

Una funny for this Nigeria I swear

Hope say you no use millions do wedding o?

Na so women of nowadays dey push una go waste money in the name of "Dream wedding" and after wedding within months una don go broke... Na same women una been try impress go still pressure una when things dey nosedive.

Follow her talk as wife, wether she agrees or not, buy that keke for business.
Trying to buy car when you can't afford one is living above your means... If you see sudden millions you go still use am buy car to impress your wife and go broke again within months.

My financial discipline is "Whatever I can't afford to buy conveniently 3 times, it means I can't afford it"

VOsimhen144:
that’s what people don’t seem to understand. Man power causes more harm than good.

The best sexual strength you can give yourself is by exercising regularly, hit the gym, eat healthy (more of protein, vegetables & fruits), reduce/stop drinking alcohol or smoking, also reduce the way you consume sugar

Imagine at age 27 he has started using man power.

27 still better, there 17 years kids here taking various kinds sex enhancement drugs. I look at buying these things and pitied them in the nearest future.

You need to train your body for strainous activities and let your organs adjust to it... You don't wake up one day and decide to run marathon, your organs will shut down.

Typing what's on my mind now

Husband and wife dey fight and settle.... No biggie

Brendaniel:
So are you saying Lagride that only operates in Lagos chased Uber out of the entire Nigeria?

Sometimes I wonder if you people are actually like this or just act to be like this...

In a bid to defend Tinubu, you people throw logic away....

😂 Just laughing at the threat.

Logic is far far away from them

Parachoko:
A lot of people complaining no dey even use Uber for Nigeria

Uber couldn't withstand the competition from Indrive, Bolt etc so they chickened out

I use all of them, Uber still beat them hands.

It's barely 2 days and I'm frustrated, I can't book multiple ride at once on any of those platforms, indrive, Bolt, Lagride.
Can't book large logistic vehicles either.

My business line requires fast delivery on multiple items daily... I could have 12 active ride at ago on Uber.... All the rest I had to wait until active ride is complete before I can boojr another...... It's really frustrating.

Can't use offline guys because they're not trust worthy.

Kastonkastroll:
Even if he owns a bread factory he won't make 10m profit in a month. Haba!

Akara and bread 10 meter monthly 😂
That's 2.5m weekly and 357k+ daily... Make e fear God.

Winnerrrr:
Salary just dropped yesterday and i don’t have more than 40K in my bank account right now after settling debts.

Even my boss dey cut corners for office to cater for his needs, based on my observations the only people that are doing well in this country are:

1) Politicians and their cronies.
2) People making money online and earning foreign currencies.

everyone else is intertwined into one or more financial problems.

Jah has been faithful... Sportybet dey run me a meter weekly.

Salary na rat race unless it's a million

cloud:
. I have learnt over time, that there are always 2 sides to every story. What if the man refused to pay rent over the years, is the landlord supposed to keep him as a tenant because he did woodwork on his property?

The story said few months after moving in.

My landlord has no right to enter my apartment, I've made sure of that... Whatever I want to do I'll inform you, if you give permission fine.. If you don't, still fine.

cathodekazim:
I can understand that man's frustration. He farmed the aura well. The way some landlords behave like Jesus second in command is perplexing. Even if I have no one to give the woods too, I will use it as firewood

Why is he destroying it when a carpenter can simply help him remove them for re-used?

I had mine removed and I re-used, those cabinets and console should cost almost 1.4-6m...why waste it?

TechCapon:
God forbid. Proposal is strictly indoors for me

Nothing concern me with proposal... Me na to give you belle, then go see your papa and mama

tuoyoojo:
Lol @ kind hearted neighbors

It's either they must really love the man or hate the real woman of the house

Believe me... They are also thst man sidechick. Dem dey collect from the man

jchioma:
What do we call this one now? Aiding and abetting or community support?

The gbege wen for happen today nor be small o! The people knew what the wife was capable of doing. That girl should thank her stars and beware of this kine runs in future. The man must buy beer for these neighbors that saved his arse o! What a drama!

Why man go carry sidechick go house? Wetin do hotel?

If you must go home, plan your game well.

Belawy:
Running is their sport in East Africa, especially Kenya and ET. You can't take it away from them - they can run.

No, they can't run... They don't just get exhausted. They have more endurance

Tenrack:
I swear. I can take a hug from little kids, babies, but not grown ups. Thank God. I think say na only me. I feel like I offended an old classmate when she tried hugging me and I shifted one side somewhat.

Why person go hug me?
I no like any physical touch at all

Make dem try japa from their 😂

Depends on the phone type

Dricker:
Abnormal is the new normal in this generation and we call it woke and gen z trash

The next generation go worse cus they will be having fraudsters and sluts as parents

I gave up on the parent of this generation when I heard a woman telling her 17 years old daughter "Na your mate dey go fxxk bring money come give their mama for house... Your own na to go share t0t0 for free in the name of boyfriend"... I weak till today

PerfectStranger:
This is a sad one for the car owner. Nothing less than 109k will be spent to fix it after.

109k? 😂 Na 2011 you dey?

Once you car submerged just kiss it goodbye, you'll become a regular visitor to mechanic.

Na reason why the white ship dem down to Africa

nairalanda1:
So when people die of gunshot wounds in Nigeria, that means Nigerians are also barbarians.

Don't use a criminal event to judge a country. Evil people dey everywhere.

They're barbarians... Same way the kpai Lucky Dube

SamuraiXXX:
Nigerians do not like to repay debts, this is one of the reasons why credit card system will never work in this country!

Once a Nigerian asked you lend them money they'll pay back at month end... Once you lend them, automatically their company will "Stop paying their salaries"

Dem never pay us
Dem no pay us this month... Same thing the month that fellows... And they'll forget about it.

Newton1045:
Funny how people run business, cheat others, fight and kill each other. Only to buy a thing like this that wud be buried on the ground

If we instigate now e no go pass drug money in the shade...

No one makes legit money and waste it like that

Cum4me:
I wonder how some men will lost over toto. In this Internet generation where toto is displayed everywhere. Girls everywhere looking for men in as much you guide as a man you no suppose Mumu for any woman. You supposed done see there manipulation finished nothing dey toto my brother

Person dey mumu for woman in 2026 when you can literally pick up your phone, placed an order and she'll delivered herself to your place?

Wars are scripted by the government hence there are rules.

Don't be fxxk guys! It's all population control by the governments

engrjacuzzi:
As much as HIV and AIDS are real, unprotected sex is even worse than Hepatitis B

Who walks into an unfamiliar territory without protection?