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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by Offpoint1: 2:33pm On Apr 10 |
AsomStructures:Who truly get problem no dey know where him phone dey talk more camera |
Food / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Indomie Noodles In Your Area? by Offpoint1: 2:22pm On Apr 10 |
I don't eat indomie and spaghetti, so I don't know the cost of any noodles. I see African men who love noodles as either babies or gay. Ask me about and Akpu Judging by the prices you wrote, I don't see any significance changes. A cartoon price reduction of N500 or 1k is of no use because it won't reflect on the pack price. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: I Don't Care Neighbours by Offpoint1: 11:31pm On Apr 09 |
okerekingsley90:You can't know who is good or bad if you don't get close to them. In reality it's more dangerous not to get close to people than to get close to them. I get close to people, know who they truly are and know how to deal with them. 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Don't Care Neighbours by Offpoint1: 11:19pm On Apr 09 |
Nemesis0147:Neighbors are your closest family, that's what some of y'all don't know. If there's an emergency, neighbors are the first responders. Nigeria is not US where you get ambulance in 5 minutes. 2 years ago, I blackout in my bathroom because I wasn't feeling fine... Next thing I opened my eyes I found myself in the hospital. Thanks to a neighbor who said he heard unusual sound of someone falling, he ran to my door to check and no response, he had to break the door... Imagine if I was the type of I don't care neighbor. 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 5:11pm On Apr 09 |
Oyindamolah:My brother, dem full island... Most apartment for that area na dem full. I weep 7 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 4:14pm On Apr 09 |
😂 There's particular street in phase 1 where all the house are rented to runs girls. You see them being drop off every morning from various sugar daddies and fraudsters 14 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by Offpoint1: 3:43pm On Apr 09 |
Make I ask you out so that you go tell me sey you no get data tomorrow or next week na your birthday? Na who wan spend on me I dey find like this. 69 Likes 6 Shares |
Politics / Re: Meter Premium Customers In 60 Days, FCCPC Tells Discos by Offpoint1: 2:08pm On Apr 09 |
until the whole nation is metered, light won't improve. These folks are making money wether they provide service or not. 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: CCTV Captures A Lady Who Switched Off Light To Steal Goat Meat (Pix, Video) by Offpoint1: 10:51am On Apr 09 |
half wise.... Let he that has never achieve meat crucify her |
Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 9:47am On Apr 09 |
Penguin2:Evidence dey 😂 She swallow abi she no swallow? 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 8:43am On Apr 09 |
Penguin2:😂I no even bother go work yesterday... I don tell dem my grandma swallow school bus, I dey hospital with her 😂 🤣 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Energy Crisis: More Problems For Households, Others As Cooking Gas Price Surges by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Apr 09 |
Welcome to a new Nigeria where man cannot afford to buy food, the one he collects on credit he can't afford to cook it. One thing I learn from religious books, when a curse king rules there's always hunger in the land. An evidence of fail government is when her citizens can't afford common food. It'll take someone extremely daft to cast another vote for Bulaba next election. I'm reading this thread with cylinder in my hand cuz I ran out of gas last night. Last I filled was N1400 per kg... As I'm typing right now it's N1600 Imagine CMS to lekki that used to be N200, I paid N700 yesterday. Elf to contain N300, I paid N700...Imagine those working on the island what they spend daily on TF ...Nigeria is fxxked. 67 Likes 4 Shares |
Events / Re: Fear Of EFCC: Man Seen Handing Bride Money Instead Of Spraying At Wedding by Offpoint1: 10:10pm On Apr 08 |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Fight Bandits And Terrorists With Armoured Tanks (video/pics) by Offpoint1: 1:28pm On Apr 08 |
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Politics / Re: Emefiele Arraigned In Court, Pleads Not Guilty To Charges by Offpoint1: 10:10am On Apr 08 |
He's not guilty until proven guilty by a competent court of law. Bulaba is just punishing him for trying to frustrate his vote buying. If bulaba is pissed, he should go after Buhari, Emewefele can't do nothing without his oga authorization. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by Offpoint1: 10:09am On Apr 08 |
Sirianese:Put the L yourself, I no get time for edit. |
Travel / Re: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by Offpoint1: 8:31am On Apr 08 |
More like it wasn't their time... No mortal can escape death. Reality fact: Do you know humans were technically made to live on earth for only 3 minutes and each time you breath you reset your own clock? 4 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:28am On Apr 08 |
Judolisco:Match 2006, that was my first experience too. 4 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:26am On Apr 08 |
sirblend:No African will experience it, only Americans 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:25am On Apr 08 |
Not visible to any African countries, na America get this one |
Politics / Re: Greed, Wickedness Greater Sins Than Homosexuality – Sanusi by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Apr 08 |
Is homosexuality not greed and wickedness? God give us one hole but those greedy bastards wan extra-tight hole, ain't that greed and wickedness? 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 8:21am On Apr 08 |
Goodlady:Can we exchange contact? Maybe a year or 2 if things work out fine we can get our wedding picture on the front page? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 9:59pm On Apr 07 |
Goodlady:Goodlady are you single? I want to make you my babe |
Business / Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by Offpoint1: 9:50pm On Apr 07 |
377:Na this garri own dey vex, from 2k a paint bucket 3 weeks ago as of today it's 2800 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply by Offpoint1: 6:14pm On Apr 07 |
nairalanda1:They should collapse, we've paid for what we didn't use for years. |
Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by Offpoint1: 5:29pm On Apr 07 |
caesymore:I tire, sperm come thick pass shit? 😂 Sotey e burst pipe? 😂 🤣 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: “Davido Can’t Tell Me What To Post On My Platform. He Doesn’t Feed Me” VDM by Offpoint1: 5:25pm On Apr 07 |
Sonnobax15:You should know that whoever talked against bleaching cream and promo DNA test automatically becomes the greatest enemy of Nigeria oloshos 😂 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: “Davido Can’t Tell Me What To Post On My Platform. He Doesn’t Feed Me” VDM by Offpoint1: 5:19pm On Apr 07 |
saphiere:Lol you're not advocate of DNA, now I know where the hatred is coming from 😂 If babies were swapped, madam there's maternal DNA test for that. Close up. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply by Offpoint1: 5:07pm On Apr 07 |
We are all band A. Bypass your meters, every government sector is stealing millions from the national treasure. The only thing the masses used to enjoyed has been canceled by bulaba. So I encourage everyone who can bypass their meter should do so. An average politician steals nothing less than 5m in a month. So bypass the fxxkkn meter if they won't fix the cost. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 11:19am On Apr 07 |
EreluRoz:Should we put it into practicality? Prayer can't move a mountain who God didn't programmed to move. If that mountain was God's will to move tomorrow, no prayers on earth will make it move today. Digest this 1 Like |
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Apr 07 |
EreluRoz:I've gotten the clarification, though I knew what you meant. Your question was coming from the point of wrong religion idealogy passed down unto us. Let me answer your question in the simplest form I can. Have in mind I'm a realist. As a realist, I've come to the realization that TIME is everything, time offers all healing and all changes. When life troubles hits, I firstly ACCEPT reality that troubles are part of life, they're inevitable regardless of one believes. I accept the reality (2 possibilities) that time will bring healing or healing might never come. Once I accept this reality, I handle life troubles easily and live my best moment without being overshadowed and overwhelmed with the troubles. The difference when I was religious is... I will pray, and pray, believing God will take control and if the trouble persist, you become mentally stressed and worried and questioned yourself/God. As a realist I don't question myself or God, nor stress. I want you to look at the 2 scenarios, think over it deeply... If you're sick, time will be the healing factor, if you have needs, time will be the providing factor. If you're destined to die tomorrow, no amount of prayers can't change that. If you're meant to be blessed 2026, no amount of prayers will fast forward it to 2024, it will always be at the appropriate designed TIME. So YES it has helped me to deal with life troubles and live the best of my life being happy instead of worries, knowing fully well I can't change nothing. Prayers are just humans trying to manipulate or blackmail God to fast forward what he has already programmed. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 10:20am On Apr 07 |
EreluRoz:Define your "Worked for you"... I have my reasons. Because the so called religion folks are there for one personal or the other. I need that clarity. 1 Like |
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