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Science/Technology / Re: Hundreds Of Birds Found Dead After Falling From The Sky Like Rain (Pictures) by offset67(m): 5:42pm On Dec 05, 2021
Righteousness2:
Mysteries upon mysteries in Mysterious times and in a Mysterious world..

Anymoment from now, the Greatest Mystery of all times will rattle and shake the earth it to its Foundation.

It is gonna be like every normal day,
Many will be in their offices, schools and businesses,
Some may be traveling on air and on land.
Some will be in bed with their Spouses or frolicking with their Sin Partners,
Some will be on Nairaland arguing and insulting themselves.

Suddenly, Unexpectedly and Unannounced,
The TRUMPET will Blast and the Ears of all whovare Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ will hear it and will Mysteriously vanish from this Sinking World.

Phone networks will be jammed,
Police stations and the streets will filled with people lamenting and reporting about Loved ones who suddenly Disappeared.

There will be Worldwide commotion and Confusion as Everyone left behind will be in a state of complete Comatose and Quagmire.

Righteousness, by the Grace of GOD will definitely not be available to explain anything to anyone as He has Mysteriously vanished to Meet JESUS in the air.

Get Ready Folks! This is not a story or a threat! It is a Guarantee! JESUS is Coming!
Get Ready now or Be left behind! The Choice is completely yours.

Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Ordered To Demolish His Hotel In Barcelona (Pictures) by offset67(m): 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2021
KingOroro1:
All the years the short goblin gulp my club Barca resources empty. He still could not build a standard hotel. This guy is a fraud, ororo can't try such.Ewu








Ororo for a reason
Romance / Re: How Simple Can Some Men Be? by offset67(m): 11:06am On Dec 05, 2021
GorillaApp:
Some of the topics I read here makes me fall of my chair with laughter.

I am not a party to the Alpha male trend here.

Being a real man doesn't mean being a sadistic man and masochist.
It doesn't mean you should be heartless or mean to women. But that said, a lot of young folks need mentoring. They don't know where to draw the line when it comes to the game of love.
Most women are exploitative in nature( even your sisters and mum).
They are always scanning the horizon looking for a better deal and once they get it, you are now in their past..
Always remember your fellas and help them if you can.
Most women don't remember a good done them. When they're in need, you are a savior. Once they are back on their feets, you are a piece of sh*t!
A dude can still remember that you bought him a bottle of beer ten years ago but most ladies can't remembered you paid their fees 3 years ago.
Permit me to share a story of my dude down south.
We grow up together so we are really cool together.
Dude met a girl after his ND. He was doing his I.T in WRPC. and used all the funds to train this girl. Worst thing was that he didn't even invest in himself. The girl finished her ND and got direct entry and ended up getting her degree. Long story short, she left my Hommie and got married to someone else
. The guy only has his ND till date but trained her up to BSc.
He met another girl. Got her admitted to Uni. Rented out his apartment in his father's compound and start squatting with friends so that he can pay his girl's rent. We tried advising him but he will have none of it.

One good morning, dude came to my office. He needed to move his mattress to the Uni cos his girl was sleeping on the floor. He said he can't bear to see his girl sleeping on the floor. He wanted me to bring my car so we can go drop the mattress at school.
Reluctantly, I pleaded with him to wait till Saturday when i will be free.( it was Wednesday).
He reluctantly agreed. By Saturday morning, i drove down to pick up the mattress only to hear from him that he has already taken it down. He couldn't bear to see his girl sleeping on the floor. He was grinning from ear to ear.
I felt like choking him right there!
One day, dude won a bet and in euphoria, he decided to go down to school to see his girl. He knocked on the door. Lo and behold! A young fresh dude putting on boxers and without shirts appeared at the door!
My guy almost fainted! A room he paid for, his mattress!
He came back foaming in the mouth about getting his younger cousin who is a hard man in the school to go and burst the young niqqa in his girl's room
I told him plainly to come off it.
That was the end of that relationship.
If you are a young dude and you are investing heavily in a lady you are not married to, what about your family, what about your homeboys?
Try get sense small abeg!!!
Nothing bad about helping ladies but invest in yourself, your family and friends too.
Peace!!!
Ma nigga

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Crime / Re: 14-year-old Girl Shot And Killed By Her 13 Year Old Brother, Who Was Selling Gun by offset67(m): 7:41pm On Dec 04, 2021
AdaSunshine:
I would've thought it was impossible for a 13year old to produce guns, but then I know what boys younger than that can do with a saw, a wood, a valve, a nail, a box of matches, and...

If you know, you know. sad
grin
Celebrities / Re: Massive Crowd Cheered Davido After Signing Deal With Wema Bank (Video) by offset67(m): 7:27pm On Dec 04, 2021
Even SF dey guard davido, nawaoooo
Romance / Re: Access Bank No Be Bank by offset67(m): 9:44pm On Dec 03, 2021
First bank too
Pets / Re: Snake Phobia. (how To Conquer It) Understanding All About Snakes by offset67(m): 2:00pm On Nov 29, 2021
Intersexxsherry:
How can anyone hate something as beautiful as this??
buy am keep for your house na mumu
Celebrities / Re: DJ Spinall Blasts Rema by offset67(m): 9:31am On Nov 29, 2021
Ayt27:


Still a kid nonetheless
do you have money?
Education / Re: Student Cultists Storm Federal Poly Ede, Osun State In Their Dozens (VIDEO) by offset67(m): 2:12pm On Nov 28, 2021
Bunch of fools

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Crime / Re: Deeper Life Pastor Allegedly Defiles 4-year-old Student by offset67(m): 2:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
He should be stoned to death bastard angry
Celebrities / Re: DJ Spinall Blasts Rema by offset67(m): 2:02pm On Nov 28, 2021
OhBritannia:
He acted his age.
He is a kid.
a kid with money

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Education / Re: Please Which Course Can She Do With This Neco Results by offset67(m): 5:34pm On Nov 27, 2021
Fishery
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got Shortlisted For NAF Dssc Recruitment - I Need Advise by offset67(m): 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2021
OgwuEgo:
Stop with this nonsense of big god, that's why some of you limit your thinking and your blessings.
who no go no go know
Politics / Re: Hisbah Arrests Youths For Playing Whot In Kano by offset67(m): 6:38pm On Nov 26, 2021
F ucking bastards
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uganda Risks Losing Only International Airport Over Chinese Loan by offset67(m): 6:36pm On Nov 26, 2021
Why are blacks always like this
Crime / Re: Amotekun Rescues Herdsmen Abducted By Kidnappers In Ondo by offset67(m): 7:59am On Nov 26, 2021
I no understand
Family / Re: Cute Abiola: Navy Gives Reason For Refusing To Release Comedian After 10 Days by offset67(m): 9:59am On Nov 25, 2021
The way some people think in nairaland dey amaze me
Celebrities / Re: Offset Begging Cardi B To Give Him Head At 5 AM by offset67(m): 7:46am On Nov 25, 2021
Suck some
Foreign Affairs / Re: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by offset67(m): 7:58pm On Nov 24, 2021
airminem:
In a hundred years from now you(Nairalanders) will all be dead
I won't be
Foreign Affairs / Re: World’s Oldest Ever Person’ Francisca Susano Dies At 124years ( Pics) by offset67(m): 7:57pm On Nov 24, 2021
Righteousness2:
Mama's Death is a Symbolic one. It Signals the End of a whole Generation. The 19th Century Generation.
Mama has really lived long and seen things.
Condolences to her Family.

I Just Hope Mama had a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ, because this is what really Matters.

Irrespective of how long we live, what Matters is if you Left this World having JESUS Christ. If you Depart without JESUS Christ, it does not Matter who you are, you have Wasted your life.
this guy
Crime / Re: I Need Help, I Was Robbed With POS On Gun Point by offset67(m): 11:51am On Nov 24, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool U SEE d REASON I de TALK sey make everybody carry der own KALA... STREET don CAST, CUNTREE don CAST big TIME.. As I de HERE so, I get 2 KALA, OLD N NEW KALA, Any STREET wey I de ENTER, I de carry my KALA.. amabobi any MANCHI wey JUNZ 4 my ARINA, I go BLAST em left leg wit my old KALA then use my new KALA BLAST em right leg. WTF MAN
believe

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Career / Re: Is It Advisable To Go For Army Short Service? by offset67(m): 5:01pm On Nov 23, 2021
Johndagr8t:
Hello my people of nairaland, so many of you guys know me here,but really most don't know me when it comes to reality.

There is something bothering my mind and I seriously need advice from wiser people,by the grace of God I will be a graduate next year
(Electrical and Electronic Engineering) in one of the universities in north,but seriously for some times now have been having some deep taughts of how hard life might be after school, because honestly I don't have anybody, no connection nothing nothing.

So recently, a friend of mine whose dad is an army,came to our school then on sighting me he just started calling me GENERAL,at first I was not taking it serious coz I never for once taught of joining army,but the man was damn serious,just today I saw his text msg and in his texts he seriously want me to join on a short service style, he was even assuring me of how easy he was going to make it happen, like am
seriously confuse!!!!

please has anybody gone for the short service training before?

what are the requirements?

NOTE AM 21YRS

so, i needed your advice all because i know there are wiser people here,God bless you all
if you miss this opportunity, you will regret it for the rest of your life
Car Talk / Re: Huge Block Of Ice Smashes Through Windshield In Northern China ( Video) by offset67(m): 2:30pm On Nov 23, 2021
Righteousness2:
A taste of what will be on Earth after the Rapture of the Bride of Christ.
Folks, Repent and Believe the Gospel of JESUS Christ.
There is no more time oooo.

Romance / Re: Help !!! I Barely last 30 Seconds In Bed, What Do I Do? by offset67(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2021
BadRadio:
how
forget abourrit
Romance / Re: Help !!! I Barely last 30 Seconds In Bed, What Do I Do? by offset67(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2021
siofra:


I don't understand you sir
you know what I mean
Romance / Re: Help !!! I Barely last 30 Seconds In Bed, What Do I Do? by offset67(m): 10:02am On Nov 23, 2021
siofra:
After they'll say men don't seek for attention. I wonder what this one is doing.
I for like make you lap my unit make we dey on one or two
Romance / Re: Help !!! I Barely last 30 Seconds In Bed, What Do I Do? by offset67(m): 10:00am On Nov 23, 2021
BadRadio:
pump out as in how?
if you don't Gerrit forget abourrit
Celebrities / Re: 100 Million Challenge: Paste Your Account Number Let Nairalanders Bless You by offset67(m): 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2021
3142741174
First bank mbok
Foreign Affairs / Re: US And Russia Enter Europe Border Battles (Pics, Video) by offset67(m): 3:29pm On Nov 13, 2021
Attempting to give a fvck....................................................... ........................... failed
Education / Re: Saheed Oladele: How I Returned ₦118,000 To A Book Store In Ibadan (Photo) by offset67(m): 3:20pm On Nov 13, 2021
If I return that money ma die angry
Phones / Re: Redmi Note9pro For Sale by offset67(m): 9:48am On Nov 13, 2021
Location
Romance / Re: How Can I Marry Oyibo Woman? by offset67(m): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2021
Botking:
Hope you have money to relocate and be with her in her country, because she won't considing coming and live with you in 9ja

You should also consider that in your quest

Meanwhile, good luck

If you have reason well my above statement, then i can link you up with young single Chinese ladies, who are very interested in interracial relationship, but have it in mind that you must come to live in china, that's the only way it will work.

ma nigga link me up

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