SilentQueen:
What the hell is this

Some women don't just have sense at all... fighting because of one useless gender

And the side chick deserve it tho, when next she hears the word side chick she will flee

Op your headline is misleading

your gender is the one being useless here

You can't even draw a straight line

Yahya toure

VictorUSA:
Women are all useless regardless of their origin.

aswearugad

Maynman:


Beauty wise she is not top, remove the aesthetic(make up) she is below average.
All men wants a submissive women, does Rihanna look submissive to you? So what exactly is Chris throwing away?
Chris can get a hundred of a better version.

you say

Ex commandos to the world

Maynman:


Chris brown didn’t throw anything away..
Rihanna is overrated.

you say

Death to all terrorists

MadamVanessa:



Absolutely, nothing is inspiring about this Ronaldo in football. Aside waiting in box to collect ball and score , the guy have nothing to offer in the pitch. Very boring player to watch. This guy is just overrated.

exactly

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Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

HeliotJ:
It is accurately rewarding to relocate to Canada and work menial jobs collecting dollars than to be a business man in Nigeria with billions of naira networth.

There are reasons

(1) The quality of life, even if you're packing snows in Canada, far better than what anyone can get in Nigeria jungle. And when you convert your wages to naira, you'll see that you're richer than all of your mates in Nigeria.

(2) government cares for the citizens. In fact, government come to your rescue when you claim broke by providing you with money, houses and cars you need to live your life.

Thanks

Na hungry dey catch your brain ,go find something eat

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


make I SHINE small disco LITE 4 dis MATTERZ!



Majority of BANIS (girls) de like guys wey de SMOKE something and drink something, AKA bad Bois...


If u want make girls de Rush u, as a guy..


START de SMOKE WEED or CIGARETTE or better still START de drink HOT GIN!


b4 u know it, u go begin get better ORIENTATION and SWAG!


U go de dress WELL!


u go de REASON mature!


Even if u enter exam Hall to write exam and u no read anything, So far as say u SMOKE WEED, u go just de write full book because WEED don give u dat knowledge to understand ...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

cap less

God forbid

Who dey fvck did wan sef

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daifeanyi68844:
I'm an only son and in relationship with a lady I love so much.

We started dating while we were students. Our relationship is 4 years and 8 months. Everything was going fine until she moved into Lagos and I introduced her to my mom.

Now, any issue I have with my mom, she calls the innocent girl and says it's because of her this thing happened.

My mom and I live in a three bedroom apartment. She and my father are separated.

One minute she's nice to the girl, the next she isn't. We broke up today because of this. I'm really hurt. This girl loves me unconditionally, she supports me, treats me so well. When I started my business she gave me her 200k savings to invest in it. I can't even believe my mom is doing all this. I don't know what to do. I'm really hurt. We planned on getting married this year. I don't know if I would ever find a good person like her.

On the other hand, my mom doesn't even care. I want to cut every ties I have with her.

mummy's boy

Gay bastard

R.I.P

Iyaebe:
I hate him,even all his gra gra no hit song

your stupidity is getting out of hand

Righteousness2:
Are u occultic? If you are not, you don't need to worry.

Your wife seems to be a victim of Galloping from one so called Prophet to another in the name Prophecy ! Prophecy! Prophecy with no true Foundation or Salvation.

You must understand that there are lots of Fake prophets and con men Masquerading as Servants of GOD. All they do tell you the color of your dress, the history of your life with no solution, what you have in your fridge and scam people of their monies.

As the head of the Home, You need to Genuiely seek GOD and bring HIM into your Home. You begin that by Genuiely Surrendering to JESUS Christ.

If your wife sees JESUS In you, I believe things will be repaired.

the senior comrade have spoken

Righteousness2:
What shall it Profit a man to have half a billion or even 5 billion streams and lose your soul in Hell.

Irrespective of how blessed, wealthy or Empty you are, if you living without a Genuie Salvation through JESUS Christ, it is a loss. It's a waste!

Whatever you do, Live with Eternity in view!
Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity!
This is what Really Matters

when your mumu go end?

PapaNnamdi:
If you knw these guns from playing PUBG mobile, gather here

My fav is scar

groza

Brendaniel:


I know You enjoy army and police brutality...

you are just stupid

Brendaniel:
Armed forces remembrance day, the question I ask is, if all what the armed forces are doing to keep the territorial integrity of Nigeria which protects the politicians and takes the lives of it's citizens, is it worth it or is it justifiable? That's why I don't respect the Nigerian armed forces anymore, if they like they can die in their thousands, they died for nothing because they are holding the structure of a blood sucking entity which is supposed to be dismantled to save lives...

If you don't have anything reasonable to say just keep quiet