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Nairaland / General / Re: Nostalgic Photos From The 90's by offset67(m): 6:41am On May 16, 2022
Builtforglory:
School memories : Fridays are always my favorite, half teaching day, dem go teach us from 8 to 10:00am,10 to 10:30 break time, 10:30 to 12pm moral class (Christian religion class and Muslim class held in separate classes) afterwards na to grind charcoal, dark the board and go home till Monday grin cry... Olden days were sweeter.
you go command children?

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Celebrities / Re: Apostle Chinyere Gives Mr. Spellz A Shop & An Apartment (Photos) by offset67(m): 6:32pm On May 15, 2022
EXLOVER:
You won't see a Muslim cleric doing such, their own is to preach hate, evil, revenge and bitterness.
they are all bastards

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TV/Movies / Re: Checkout Denrele Edun's Outfit To AMVCA 2022 Awards by offset67(m): 5:06pm On May 15, 2022
meobizy:
If that is madness then I want it. The creativity is splendid.

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TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by offset67(m): 6:00pm On May 14, 2022
Una just dey watch nonsense

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Science/Technology / Re: NASA Plan To Beam Out Earth's Location! Experts warn it trigger Alien invasion by offset67(m): 5:13pm On May 14, 2022
Righteousness2:
With all the Craziness about UFO's , Aliens, Uap's, etc it is clear to those with understanding that the World is being Primed for something .

The World is Preparing for the Mark of the Beast & Aliens, We are Preparing for the Rapture!
You never cease to amaze me
Technology Market / Re: ZTE Redmagic 7 Brand New by offset67(m): 12:16pm On May 14, 2022
StarCaptain001:
Dude,.just buy a gaming PC tf grin
The matter sef tire me
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel Crossed Islamic Red Line; Don't Blame Her Killers: Imam by offset67(m): 9:15pm On May 13, 2022
Peterobiisathie:
Those killers may even be Ibos with Hausa accent trying to paint Islam black
your stupidity na follow come
Crime / Re: Man Humiliates Woman Over Her Refusal To Convert To Islam by offset67(m): 8:59pm On May 13, 2022
But why are this people like this
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by offset67(m): 7:14pm On May 13, 2022
This is Sparta!!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by offset67(m): 7:13pm On May 13, 2022
Immortals? Lets put their name to the test
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by offset67(m): 7:11pm On May 13, 2022
Perfectly balanced, is how things should be
Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by offset67(m): 6:38pm On May 11, 2022
Redmi 9a no edits

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Zazu Shows Off His New Look • Colour & Haircut Transformation(video) by offset67(m): 1:25pm On May 11, 2022
Rosehinkle:
This guy never still fresh
Drop your pictures bros

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Youngest Prophet In Abuja Who God Uses To Raise A Dead Child by offset67(m): 7:00am On May 11, 2022
SARSCoV2:
He should visit a mortuary.

If he can raise 5 dead people, I will be serving God for the rest of my life without working. I will serve in the temple of the Lord forever.

Celebrities / Re: Footballer Maduka Okoye Surprises Girlfriend With Expensive Flowers! (video) by offset67(m): 5:41pm On May 10, 2022
Candidlady:



Funny dude you are cheesy

Funny enough idont like none of those stuffs you wrote up there tongue
swear with your life you don't like those stuff
Foreign Affairs / Re: Blood Red Sky Blankets City Near Shanghai Sparking Armageddon Fear (Pics, Video) by offset67(m): 11:16am On May 10, 2022
Righteousness2:
The Signs of the End are vibrating in Massive and voluminous Frequencies all over the Universe.

Signs on land, in the skies, the sun, the moon, just everywhere.

One of these days, it will be like a movie or dream. Millions of people allover the World Saved and washed in blood of JESUS Christ will suddenly Disappear from the Earth.

The Vawulence and Katakata on earth that day will be unimaginable. The whole world will be in Confusion and tormoil.

JESUS is Coming! I tell you JESUS is Coming ! And it's just a breath away.

Come into Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ. Completely surrender to HIM and begin to live according to His Commandments.

They who Have Ears to Hear... Let them Hear.

Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Top 5 Most Favorite Romantic Song? by offset67(m): 7:18am On May 10, 2022
AudioMonkey:
@OP, one thing I like about your thread is, as the first poster, you made good antecedent for others to follow by posting evergreen classics from old music legends. Not list made from wack, noisy Indomie generation artistes.

All I can say is nostalgia. Unlike today, where unlimited froggy musicians drop noisy songs everyday; back in those days, very quiet world, with very few but meaningful artistes. I can remember Elton John Sacrifice saturating the calm atmosphere from the room of the only guy with booming audio system in the neighborhood. It always felt so good. The big guys used Walkman.
My Edo sister Celina Odion always gave us those beautiful songs we used in calming body at night or when reading. Her voice was a pure high.

Westlife were the real OGs those days and their songs were certified hood classic, every kid in the hood knew their songs by heart.
That is why it is hard to convince indomie generation kids, who have only listened to wack songs from frog voices all their lives.

I should have dropped popular, classic songs like Titanic and Hero Enrique Iglesias, but I choose these uncommon ones.


♥ The Makings of You - Curtis Mayfield

♥ How Do I Live - LeAnn Rimes

♥ Water Runs Dry - Boyz II Men

♥ True Colors (Acapella/Sax version) - Phil Collins

♥ Can You Stand the Rain - New Edition

♥ Stuck on You - Lionel Richie

♥ Crazy - KC & JoJo

♥ Think twice - Celine Dion

♥ We've Got Tonight - Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
Marvin Gaye.. let's get it on

Groover Washington jnr.. just the two of us

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Romance / Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by offset67(m): 3:36pm On May 09, 2022
It's a good thing
Education / Re: ASUU Confirms Extension Of Strike By 3 Months by offset67(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2022
HazardAwka:
Please guys, I'm 22 years of age in 100L will be in 200L upon resumption. Guys help out, ASUU has really dealt with me, I've been at home all long. What do you suggest I go out and learn?
gee
Crime / Re: After Reading Some Cultism Story,i Still Want To Join, Please Help!! by offset67(m): 10:19am On May 09, 2022
Idiot bastard
Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk Alleges Plot To Kill Him In Bizarre Tweet, Internet Goes Wild by offset67(m): 9:50am On May 09, 2022
We4all:
He knows exactly what he is talking about. He exchanged his soul for fame and wealth and now the time has come to pay back.
shut up abeg!

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Celebrities / Re: Mystery!!!�osinachi Body Caught Singing Ekwueme By Mortuary Attendant by offset67(m): 4:39pm On Apr 26, 2022
Why you mumu like this

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Crime / Re: Bizarre Moment Young Nigerian Man Bath With Engine Oil To Celebrate His Birthday by offset67(m): 8:17am On Apr 24, 2022
thegadgettrend:


Lol... You no even get data.
abeg send me data
Crime / Re: Bizarre Moment Young Nigerian Man Bath With Engine Oil To Celebrate His Birthday by offset67(m): 10:18pm On Apr 23, 2022
thegadgettrend:
What do we call this? madness or stupidity?

This man was bath with engine oil somewhere in the northern part of Nigeria to celebrate his birthday? this could lead to some serious health complications.

La click La run mad


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Celebrities / Re: Selective: Will Smith Is Seen For First Time Since Slapgate As He Arrives In Ind by offset67(m): 10:15pm On Apr 23, 2022
DonBenny77:

Your Ma kitten don sour
let the vawlence continue
Celebrities / Re: Popular IG Comedienne, Maraji Delivers A Bouncing Baby Boy (video) by offset67(m): 12:31pm On Apr 21, 2022
E no concern me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Launches New "SATAN 2" Nuclear Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile (Pix) by offset67(m): 7:58am On Apr 21, 2022
ivolt:
Russia has now become North Korea that launches refurbished missiles monthly for attention seeking.
Chai, what a disgrace!
what are you even saying?
Travel / Re: Smart International Terminal Building Project At Akwa Ibom Airport (Pictures) by offset67(m): 2:15pm On Apr 19, 2022
kriss2I6:
See that fine girl abeg,mere looking at her gap teeth I don dey simp like mumu grin
normally you be mumu
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Use Their Monthly Period To Cook For Their Boyfriends? (18+) by offset67(m): 10:27am On Apr 19, 2022
E dey make food sweet oo,no cap.
This secret is only known by the few wise ones.
Try test egusi garnished with mvv__s_ grin
You go come here to testify. grin
Foolish boy

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Family / Re: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by offset67(m): 9:09pm On Apr 18, 2022
echomanji:
its hard. I love her.
you get coconut head, you no dey hear word

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