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Music/Radio / Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by ofokasibe: 8:31am On Aug 15, 2009
@kay-m
ok men i got ur back
Rap Battles / Re: Ofoka's Freestyle Country- The New School Legend Of The Nairaland Freestylers by ofokasibe: 8:24am On Aug 15, 2009
P.TechnIQ:


u's a bitch like keri hilson ;love knocks you down/
you're heavy like an elephant!/that's pretty much irrelevant
/cuz your body weight actually has nufn to do with your intelligence/
wrd up! to prince 82,tech's sayn hello friend!



its pretty obvious dat ur a parasite /the way u feed off each of my lines
am throwing uncountable punchlines like a boxer to send u str8 to the graveyards
my flow is high on drugs /feed on that too. so u can come hard like coke
when am thru wit u / u and ur new boyfriend prince would be left to choke
ur a beast and u swallow / the only thing i saw u swallow is ur own priiick
p-techniq the masturbator/ u were born IMMATURED in d incubator/
ur similar to a ghost /ur an unseen spirit/ my rhymes uplift nairaland souls like an elevator
u call me keri hilson if luv knocks me down /better beleif am coming right back for ur ass
so i can beat u countless times and turn u to a worthless carcass
am an heavyweight champion / ask frank bruno/even tyson cant knock my hustle
reason why? ofoka is the definition of the nairaland's most supreme muscle
i read thru ur 57 line epitomy/ hoping to see a single line to quote and reply to
all i saw was biting and feeding off my lines / p-techniq are u a piranha?? dawg?
listen !/i got ur body close to mine like a bearhug / now ur breathing like a warthug
no homo dawg /ur a cat wit 9lives/ guess what ? i just squeeze the last life outta ya body punk !

REST IN MINUTE PIECES-P-PUSSI-NIK grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Ofoka's Freestyle Country- The New School Legend Of The Nairaland Freestylers by ofokasibe: 11:00pm On Aug 14, 2009
@pyro-pussinik  aka p-pricknik 

LESSON 1 ----THE DISGRACE OF PYRO-PUSSI-NIK


my freestyle is off the top like a female breast
ask jamaicans/ofoka is the one bob marley dreads
p-technik or p-pricnik ur so full of empty threats
ur similar to H_J/ur nose is pointed but u can never inject
ur light weight/ am heavy like an elephant
am a full grown man/ ur just a new born infant
infact/ the fat on ur wifes phat ass will leave ur face flat
cuzz she throws all and sundry in ur mouth when u givin head
who is in the lead /the name ofoka pops in wit Creed
the only time ur in the lead is when they squeeze u in a pencil
freestyling rhymes with no utensils/ ur just a slut like lucille
like am big brother africa / ur gettin followed up and down wit cameras
am rocking chux / the punk ass p-pricknik is dying to wear aba made canvas grin grin
i told u am the king /hand it to me or i will snatch my crown
u know why?cuzz ur a nairaland clown / no wonder u got a permanent frown! grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Ofoka's Freestyle Country- The New School Legend Of The Nairaland Freestylers by ofokasibe: 7:05pm On Aug 14, 2009
LET ME OPEN THE FREESTYLE FLOOR, AIMLESS PUNCHLINES AT ANYONE WHO FEELS HE GOT IT .

twinkel twinkle little rappers/nairaland rappers where you at?
their flows on slim fast/ofoka the flaming viper /who else is known to drop rhymes this phat!?
none other /fake mcs wanna bust like me/ remember one thing! there is no one like me
battling me / not in ur lifetime/ me losing to anyone / thats not likely!
punchlines goes out first to p-teckprick/ nigga got his priick on heat
metaphorical giant /bleeding blood on fake homos/ my sweat leaves u bereaved !
i heard bamysle and prince 82 were battling all i saw was over-forced multis
am a loud motherfcuker like frijos./ reason why ?i got the rapper they call vector!
sure thing / i got the nairaland game playing/even if u watch nagin u still wouldnt spit venom!
ask about me / ofoka bitch / thats what they now call me / cuzz i Bleep rappers for free everyday
mgs style/am only making room for ibime/ the rest of u must take sniper shots like liquid snake
they all look like preys/better pray /ofoka is d greatest lyrical vulture/
is coming wit the predator's rhyme[b] structure[/b]
my multis come to end ur reign like rapture /
giving ur lungs seizure/so ur life will end like gabry's lecture!
like icerberg slim this aint even the final assasination/
its just a warning shot to all rap nations
cuzz if any of u fake mcs test my style / them am releasing a new track like mi
reason why ? cuzz somebody certainly wants to  die!
Rap Battles / Ofoka's Freestyle Country- The New School Legend Of The Nairaland Freestylers by ofokasibe: 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2009
well since the permanent closure of hybrids thread ie ''the freestyle lounge'' ,, it is necessary to have another freestyle thread that will be devoid of curses. i hereby welcome nairalanders to my freestyle thread titled :

ofoka's freestyle country- the new school legend of the nairaland freestylers

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS. LET THE REAL HEADS COME IN TO FREESTYLE WITHOUT FIGHTING ! grin


ONLY THOSE WHO SEE OPPORTUNITIES BEFORE THEY OPEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT . LETS GET IT POPPIN!
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 8:09pm On Aug 13, 2009
oyinda love where r u now? embarassed embarassed embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by ofokasibe: 8:08pm On Aug 13, 2009
dont tell me p-technic =prince 82.? wetin bamysle do u?? this is very wack grin
Music/Radio / Re: Icebergslim - Assasination(freestyle) by ofokasibe: 8:04pm On Aug 13, 2009
rapjunkie:

@ lalaboi
iceberg slim Doesnt he have enough money to record a new track? Tell him to hit me up and i will hook him with ofokasibe to do beats for him   grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by ofokasibe: 8:02pm On Aug 13, 2009
@safex
whats ur facebook name ?, i will add u and send u a mail.of the yim
Rap Battles / Re: Pyrotechniq Call'n Out Any1 For A Spar by ofokasibe: 7:38am On Aug 13, 2009
am ready for u . i hope u wont chicken out. grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by ofokasibe: 8:34pm On Aug 12, 2009
am right here men ,. dont worry we gon keep it red hot.
Music/Radio / Re: Saucekid Clears Air About "zara And His Song Monkey Banana" by ofokasibe: 2:16pm On Aug 12, 2009
@badman
7 twale for u , i pay respect o! @ frijos what it do my nigga wink
Music/Radio / Do It Yourself! How To Do An Mp3 Audio Song Like Ofoka Does by ofokasibe: 2:14pm On Aug 12, 2009
i have noticed that a lotta u fake nairaland cats dont know how to do simple audio ,
.this is for the elevation of mykali sauron DAMOE+ H.J+ EYONIGGER+ MYKALI+SPECKTAKULAR+ELFOOLERO and all u fake nairaland heads who need to improve their flows.



if u dont know how to do audio lemme teach u , follow the instructions below.

1. download free-hi-q recorder or super audio recorder or any audio or voice recorder , install it on ur lappy, play any beat on any media player and rap on it ,make sure u press record while rapping and playing the beat .
press stop when u are done recording. check ur c-drive ie c:recording ur newly recorded song will be saved there as an mp3.
simple!

2. or record ur voice only with the hi-q recorder , then put it in fruity loops together with any beat of ur choice , then play both at the same time! booyaka and save as mp3 . simple.

step 1 is easier to do. ofoka giving knowledge to ur fake asses for free. grin
Rap Battles / Re: Club Finest: Lyricist Spit Ur 8bars Of Depth Here & Win! by ofokasibe: 2:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
@PRINCE
LOL LAUGH ALL U WANT JUST MAKE SURE U TEETH DOES NOT FOKASIBE grin grin
FREE DOWNLOAD http://rapidshare.com/files/259229004/ofoka_6_against_1_mykali_ibime_eyonigger_h.j__specktacular_eljonero_destroyed.mp3

U WANT TO LAUGH ABI , SEE I SAW HJ I IDUMOTA TODAY WEARING ILLIFIC SHIRT AND FACE CAP TO SELL ASALA AND PURE WATER . grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: M.i Ft Ice Prince – Somebody Wants To Die (brand Nu M.i) by ofokasibe: 8:46am On Aug 12, 2009
interesting . i know it is going to be a freindly battle. i personally feel that this MI track is lyrically weak somehow.
but for real mi is ok, but yall shouldnt underrate or overlook iceberg slim,the guy has a reputation of being a dope ass battle cat .check out his bios and persona, nobody wants to eff with iceberg o. he has been rapping and battling since age 6, check out some vids of his young days when he was young,
like 6yrs he was already into hiphop.
i have heard a couple of his songs and ooops that boy dey throw metas and punches hands down
iceberg slim no be yesterday rapper o ,, plus he makes battle beats so i heard , the beat aspect of the battle would go to iceberg slim iceberg slim dude is fuxking sick with the flows. finally MI has a reputable competition. if mi wins this lyrical battle then he would be finally crowned the new hiphop king. i just love naija hiphop nowadays , btw so nairalanders yall have abandoned death blow 2 and the mode /rugged beef, lol nigerians ! grin so yall say its on right ?

MI VS ICEBERG SLIM . OR
ICEPRINCE VS ICEBERG SLIM IS THAT NOT ICE VS ICE , ?
THIS WOULD BE A FUN BATTLE TO SEE. I LUV 2009 NAIJA HIPHOP . NOW THATS WHAT REAL HIPHOP IS ALL ABOUT .
I PRAY THIS RESULTS IN HUGE RECORD SALES FOR BOTH MCS , THOSE 2 GUYS ARE REALLY GOOD LYRICALLY.

@TOSINADEDA & LALABOI
I SEE U !
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 11:32pm On Aug 11, 2009
oyin if u were to be my mummy/lover . i would choose u as a lover cuzz i could do some magical things to those blon-blom of urs. u know? sauron leave her 4 her new hsuband i beg grin
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 9:49pm On Aug 11, 2009
lol
faakay i need u to lay the canopy and supply the drinks for the wedding,
.do u want to win the wedding organising contract? grin grin

@sauron
we are gon need some balloons too. shey ur london hotel has balloon aight? pls bring some for us. grin grin

@oyin
oyin love u alright?? kiss
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 9:46pm On Aug 11, 2009
oyin you mean chiogo and ibkaye
well those 2 gurls were bethrothed to me by my royal father, they are just village gurls that they dashed me as christmas gift, besides they will be our maids if u dont mind, chiogo will be moppin the floor and ibkaye would be puttin hot water into the bathroom when its time for our hot bath, u dig?


@sauron
will u be the royal father? plus oyin if i ask u to meet me on yim . would u , honeeeey? kiss
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 9:36pm On Aug 11, 2009
oyinda.:

hot chocolate in this hot weather? cheesy i prefer some cold lemonade o. lol

well it aint hot here. mumbai is cold, plus sweety pie have u thot of a love story btw oyinda and ofoka? i kinda feel the 2 names rhyme and like other , dont u think sugar? grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 9:21pm On Aug 11, 2009
oyinda.:

mummy ke? pls don't age me o. lol

ok luv u want some hot chocolate?? grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whitelexi This Shit Is On! by ofokasibe: 7:56pm On Aug 11, 2009
@thoniaslim
he even said ur pussi smells like rotten moinmoin . he said he tgook picx of ur pusshi aND BREAST. grin grin

@SPIKEDCYLINDER
PLS ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT THE NAIRALAND KING OF DRAMA IS HERE.HOW COME I DONT GO OUTTA THE RAP MUSIC SECTION . I AM MISSING O .SEE SCANdal. I CAN IMAGINE HOW SLIM THONIAS PUSSHI WILL BE grin grin
DRAMA KATAKATA .I LUV THEM, LETS GET IT ON FAM! WHITELEXI HOW DOES HER BREAST TASTE AGAIN? grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 7:26pm On Aug 11, 2009
oyinda i luv u mummy! ;d ;d
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by ofokasibe: 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2009
is it sauron that this prince 82 idiot is insulting like this??, does this mofo know sauron''s cv around here?? shocked shocked
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by ofokasibe: 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2009
me the smae as k-m , prince you must be sufffering from retardonousis analogology.

@p-pricknik aka p-teckniq
oh so you are biting off modenine pentium x or mode over premo mixtape , i wish fish out the song , u bloody thief. grin
Rap Battles / Re: Club Finest: Lyricist Spit Ur 8bars Of Depth Here & Win! by ofokasibe: 6:41pm On Aug 10, 2009
@HJ
buhhahahaha i can see how excited you are about collecting free t-shirt and face cap, for ya info i know illific has his logo on the shirt u just another street hawker wey them go use for advert , u dey here dey claim say bars na chocolate , ode ajegunle pikin of agbalumo father. i know u hawk mango on the streets no wonder ypu are so excited that they wan use tshirt catch you , bonfool. grin grin grin grin

i cant imagine that HJ is so happy about collecting free shirt and aba face cap. grin grin anuohia
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by ofokasibe: 8:01am On Aug 10, 2009
P.TechnIQ:

@ eyonigger you are dumb for asking me,.

@o'foka
             are you happy now,you've had your chance
but you're kind of lucky,cuz i didnt have my dancing shoes on

, keep it up.the clowning that is,you know we all need a laugh once in a while and thats the only thing you're good at so carry on

@p-techpriick
stupid Bleep , if ur looking for a clown pls go to the circus
ur wack verse keeps turning in my head like round circles
dumb ass i read thru ur dictionary above i couldnt see english words
u couldnt blaze ofoka even with a voltron sword
eyonigger is a biting bitch he is looking for a husband to mate
me and u no be mate but we all know am the bestman u ever met
p-techpriick , wackness is in ur blood so am not drawing first
reason why , if i keep battling u u will only draw me 10yrs backwards
listen my punchlines will proof that yall are the dumbest rappers we ever had here
read this backwards------>sniarb diputs ruoy htiw dekucf tsuj i neht sdrawkcab enil siht gnidaer ruoy fi
TV/Movies / Re: "koko Mansion" What A Show! by ofokasibe: 7:47am On Aug 10, 2009
well i didnt swatch thre shaw but judgering from ur camments,, that gurls raita grammatical era(error) shouldnt have allowed her fake ass into the shrow the first palace(place), my goodness how can anybody speak engrish like dat in the ferest palace, buahaha , she is a disgracing to nigerian educations, na she be engrish srudent?? grin grin grin grin grin grin

@sauron and lalaboi
i see say na hear una sleep lol. whatit do punk asses ! grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by ofokasibe: 7:36am On Aug 10, 2009
obinna5000:

Hmm!! Compression on the Kicks need to be worked on.
You can also use the Fruity Compressor or Multiband Compressor in place of the Soft Clipper.
I'll do something on it and upload.


ok lets see plus freestyle a melody on it.
Rap Battles / Re: SAURON ADMITS BITING. EXPOSED BY OYINDA. BEGS NAIRALAND FOR FORGIVENESS .COME IN by ofokasibe: 7:32am On Aug 10, 2009
~Sauron~:

Ohhhhhhh Mi Gosh, so this Ewu Ara is still alive? grin grin grin grin
Ofoka, i need you to make 5 rap beats for me ASAP.

lol for a moment i was wondering what happened to u , its unusual for my darklord to dissappear without bringing the usual nairaland drama . grin grin grin gimme ur yim addy let me forward some of em beats to u to choose, remember the only way u will make me happy is if u flow on any of my beats , plus u need to murder me ofoka on my own beats,
dont u think that would be funwe got a deal
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by ofokasibe: 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2009
You gat no respect on this rap thread~ ofoka Bouta get the fake prince pissed
slash his wrist~shed his blood~snatch his crown~his royalty dismissed
goodness me~ prince u got more garbage lines than barrister's 'fuji'
prince is very yummy~ he is an xmas turkey~too much dry lines like island fiji
Stick to biting eyonigger ~ battlin me? you musta be out of ya dracula elements
your lines are invisible like the air ~prince its time for u to pass through this window's vents
i don't rhyme~ i just speak words that match~ this makes rappers want to drop me some pleasantries
don't bother replyin~ur throwback is irrelevent~ ofoka is the definition of what a rap legend is

PRINCE 82 BITCH , EYONIGGER THE BITER AND WACK TECKNIQ AKA PRIICK TECHNIQ
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by ofokasibe: 8:24pm On Aug 09, 2009
nairaland clown ,,??that must be ur senior brother,,,ode nie eyonigger. buahaha i say monkey know baboon level
Music/Radio / Re: Tha Suspect - I No Send You Remix Ft. Wyclef Jean & Naija All Stars by ofokasibe: 2:35pm On Aug 09, 2009
naija rappers should do this more often without waiting for one wyclef for the other,,
suddenly i am loving suspectk for all this great hits , the boy is very very hardworking!

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