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gabrywyl:
Huh? How I fit know thats the answer? And I thought I have to make rap lines?

its ok gurl, thats why you are still learning in the MRC way , now i need to know if u understand the meanings of punchlines. list ten punchlines of ur choice and i will come and comments ., k?

meaning

gabrywyl:
Diaperman!!! Cut the crap!


Crudedude, Thank you naaa. I will try harder. I need some Black power and Rap inspiration.

hi gurl , dont worry about diaperman , when a guy has a diaper first name what do u expect him to say ? shit of course!, so back to ur classwork , here is the result::

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a bowling ball
2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,the fist of fury
3. even if we die now you still wouldnt , stand above us
4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is , game over
5. even if u tie towel on ur head u still wouldnt bring the , remedy ( eedris)
6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically
you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like , floyd mayweather
7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,light this
8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry lalaboi u still wouldnt be an M.O.D(3 letter words )
9. am known to spit bars like chocolates
these nairaland rappers are soft like , a ladies breast
10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still, score zero

so gabrywyl baby., we need to progress to DAY 3 EXERCISE
YOU WILL LIST 10 PUNCHLINES /METAPHORS WHICH I WILL COME BACK TO RATE OR SCORE OR AMEND. SO BACK TO CLASS GURL .LIST TEN PUNCHLINES AS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I WROTE ABOVE ., BE CREATIVE , LOOK AT THE EXamPLE AND CREATE URS ,.OK I AM WAITING 4 U. K THX.

so elrazur . how did u find the site ??

@ swiz
i still dont trip for reason,i am in luv with fruity! razur lets listen to more songs . i will try and upload some of mine soon aight>

that end part is the beginning of gbona felli felli video. i saw the video in dbanjs house. it will be released soon , too much fire effect in the gbona felli felli video , una go see am , its the best naija video i have seen so far . it will be on tv soon.

lalaboi:
bobo yi. . . .i was just asking ur student a question. . . .whats bad in that. . . .ok sorry sir. . . .my input isnt valuable lol. . . .i'll panumo from now on!

lol good boy .lala lala , emelo ni mope e ?
i just typed & posted this in less than 2 secs, and u have alredy replied , are u stalking my thread.ni?, or do u want to toast my student.ni? i told u you are a patron , a grand patron is supposed to donate money not make comments . ok be a good boy till the donation day coming up in a few . as u can see shaz is watching from the background . so be coolheaded boi and pls show ofoka some love for creativity . at least i am lighting up this dead threads init?.

@gab sugar where are u o. dont allow lala take ur seat! lol

lalaboi:
Gabrwyl. . . . .nice. . . .compare these 2. . . . .which one did you think was better?

lalaboi u always follow me everywhere just to derep me . even my student gab is obedient , why now? why u wan foloow fly enter shit,

@shaz
u dey see me so, now that i am born again these human beings are tempting me to go back to the ways of the world. anyway lala abowabaa loro e.

back to my lovely student gabbrywl. sorry gurl i have been busy during the weekend . anyways . lets begin today's lectures 
LECTURE 2 - ADVANCED PUNCHLINING
gab , since u are above the nursery sch rhyme stage , judging from those few lines u dropped , we need to advance to the next stage called
ADVANCED PUNCHLINING

EXERCISE ONE -FILL IN THE GAP
gabryywyl this is lesson 2 exercise 1
am gonna be asking some punchlines questions and u have to fill in the gap or fill in what u fill should complete the punchline
10 PUNCHLINE QUESTIONS TOTAL 100%

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a,
2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,
3. even if we die now you still wouldnt ,
4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and ur whole career is ,
5. even if u tie towel on ur head u still wouldnt bring the ,
6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically
you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like  ,
7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,
8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an _ _ _ (3 letter words )
9. am known to spit bars like chocolates
these nairaland rappers are soft like ,
10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still,


so gurl u are expecting to just fill in the blank spaces then i will score u over 100%. dont worry about the haters and the boys with hater comments , infact if they all dont make comment then i would be scared cuzz this is nairaland gurl .like bliss said they are all haters like nairaland . so gab fill in the gap am coming to mark it. if u have any question or comment ask me . be good gurl .see ya. and i spoke to flowshow the king of the reatrdo family. he promised to dedicate a special rap song to u when u graduate plus u get a free beat too ,. aight gurl? now answer ur punchline questions.see u soon

gabrywyl:
How about this naa. .


[b]Stand ------- up --------- nigga get your ass to da floor,
Show us what ya got show us dat u're hardcore,
Yo shitty moves aint stellar their just so lame bore,
I aint taking this crap, I aint takin no more.

Hows that Baba Fokasibe? 


I took lalaboi's advise to not try be a clown and this time am serious ooo. . Although I almost fell into the trap of yeyeness once again. . .

nice gurl . no need to take lala's advice. no clowning we just having some humorous fun . am coming for part 2 . and howz my student doin today?

faakay:
You should upgrade your rap cos you solo like a Sucker!
Yo can kiss ma ASS! Ori EFOKASIBE

faaky dawg lol nice line on ofoka

gabrwywyl is fokasibe's student/ her dented image is about to be mended
she's using glasses yall/ but her cute specs isnt still shakomended

OK LALA I DON HEAR .

khanye deji and tosinadeda check out this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-266861.0.html#msg3793154

Wordsmith:
ROOOFFFFLLLMAOO

bolaji, you don craze. as in, you don marra finally.

Gawd. . . !

lol @wordsmith .
smith u dey craze, thats what nairaland creativity did to me dawg, am just having fun yo. i got so much money now its making me feel like a baby in my mums stomach.

so gabrielwii TAKE A PEN AND LISTEN UP gurl . am serious jare . time for ur first lecture.

1ST LECTURE - DAY ONE - 5:20pm nigerian time
SUBJECT --RAPPING , FREESTYLING AND WRITING RHYMES

A first time female rapper actually believes she cant be as good as the best of the boys. thats a myth gurl. bolajibroke the best MRC rapper ever neva knew how to drop a single rap line. in 6months he was battling wordsmith sauron and the sickest nairaland mcs. HE went on to release his much awaited mixtape.in 2009 . this is someone who neva thot he could freestyle one rap line just like gabbrywyl is feeling now .
rapping and freestyling is actually fun , when starting out for the 1st time take a look at ur surroundings like ur laptop for example, ur hdtv lcd tv, ur dstv remote control, ur sista passing by , or ur housegirl cooking in the kitchen. good lord u actually have uncountable things AROUND U to freestyle or rap about !
u can start like this:

hey word up yo/ its gabrywyl in the building
you neva knew me but now u cant refuse me
am in class with fokasibe/ rappin the nairaland anthem
u think i cant rap? but am here to surprise em
am kinda hungry tho /but my maid is not cooking
my sis is drinking liquid and she's eating some cookies
i just stole one cuzz damn she wasnt looking !


dont worry how u sound , the first time, no one is expecting u to rhyme tight at first ,
.u were neva a rapper anyways until now. and a lotta nairaland clowns will pass by and drop silly comments .dont be distracted just concentrate on ur lecturer, there are many clowns all over the world over from different parts , get used to them and have fun with them , they are part of our school (i will let u know how they will be used as examples as lecture progresses)
Now if u look at the above rap lines.it has no structure but it sounded tight cuzz it was just a freestyle , mere looking at things around me while typing this , i was able to freestyle those lines and still rhyme. i kept it simple tho. now take a look at the structure above , most words ended with -em or -king but they all sounded similar even tho they werent the same. this pattern makes ur rap lines pleasant to hear especially when placed on a beat.
this takes us to lecture 2 the ART OF RHYMING. u can go for break now gurl and look forward to the first guest lecturer wordsmith coming for a special guest appearance tomorrow.
meanwhile listen to

1. lil kim ft moob deep - quiet storm remix
2. flowshow - the flowshow lp mixtape intro.
3. lil kim ft shanice- you can watch or listen to these songs are on youtube.

LISTEN AND LEARN FROM THIS 3 RAP SONGS as u prepare for lecture day 2 and wordsmith guest lecture tomorrow.
lalaboi and shaz are coming the day after tomorrow.

the guy at the back seat is pheroshuw pronounced ferocious, abi no be am ??/

anyway deji get some more freestyle videos jare . i like to see new things on nl.
u always make my day .respect

Wordsmith:
Mode freestylin' ?

pathetic individuals. . .

wordsmith everyone is pathetic to u , can u urself freestyle ??
. i bet my 8yr old sis can freestyle berra than u .
if u doubt give me ur addy in opebi i will bring her to show and proof .no be say one thing one thing

ok guys i have been away all day .
am gonna send u some of my beats now in fl format
and a couple of remake i did to test out my recreation skills on fl

. el razur i got ur email addy and lalaboi i already have urs.
so expect my mail but make i chop first, ok you can check ur mails now. lemme know if u got it .
am still uploading the beats, server is slow to attach
,cuzz the remake is a bit larger maybe cuzz it has all the kits init. check ur mail for the plugins tho. saxophone west coast leads use d by dr dre etc. awuff full there . i will give u more soon

amechi213:
@ofokasibe,,yeah man
no worry urself u'll get more than enuff o' DOUBLE SIX materials in no time soon.
just brace urself for the EP.

no yawa we full ground berekete .

does anybody want ofokasibe ft A40, chamotex, and lalaboi - Nairaland all stars
The song is fiyah!

romeo:
at this pace u go soon ask the referee name

u dey craze barcelona 4 - chelsea 5

billionaire dey for stadium?

thn x men . messi dey play?

wetin be scores o. i still dey office

lol gabrryyywll, and is that a rap name for a gurl . i think i wanna help u out am gonna open a thread for u now titled ofokasibe teaches gabrywyl how to rap. the hard way the retarded way.HIPHOP 101. i will trun u to a sick rapper in ess than 3 weeks. come along gurl. see the thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-266861.0.html#msg3793154

Well as the nairaland king of creativity mr bjbroke aka ofokasibe wishes to contribute his quarter to human development by teaching gabrywyl; how to become a sick rapper in a record time of 3weeks.
Gabrywyl will enrol to the ofokasibe school of battle rapping through a nairaland scholarship
shaz will hop in once in a while to give gabrywyl expert advice .
shaz is actually an expatraite to be flown to the school by ofokasibe on a first class plane.
guest lecturers to be invited for public lecture includes wordsmith from UI , mailmalc from ben , Sauron from Uk, Ibime from Uk, hybrid from broad street and mukina from the great gambia.

Time frame-3weeks lectures, exam to follow immediately after that.
Grand patron -bolajibroke
Vice chancellor- shaz
sponsor-lalaboi
student -gabrywyl
Banker/school fees collector/treasurer-hybrid
school fees/tuition fees- free .gabrywyl is on ofokasibe's hiphop scholarship
hiphop lecturer-ofokasibe aka the flame spittin viper
course/subject to be offered- Hiphop 101 the art of becoming a sick rapper
lecturer's background- lecturer ofokasibe graduated from the school of multiple retards with BSc, Mba, Phd in MRCism.
school cleaners- baudex and crude
janitor-afrocynic


Final exam -gabrywyl to battle ofokasibe in a 3 round battle . nairaland public to decide winner by voting
exam goal--gabrywyl must beat ofokasibe to graduate
certificate to be awarded in 3 weeks- gabrywyl the best new female rapper in 2009.

time for lectures yo, gabrywyl oya sign in when ur ready.

HYBRID-X:

@wordsmith


men u knw how we do? still on ma grind making tht broad street moneys , . . . .keeping it corporate u knw . . . . .been off . . .the whole rap section lost its flavour . . .having em clowns like sauron and tht puss from gambia runnning it . . . they all fuked up like tht . . .but am kool . .

hahahaha hybrid bitch . i was in ur bank to withdraw all my money . i heard ya bank wants to merge .hhahaha, hybrid most feared terror. wordsmith nikkkkkkkkaaaaahhhhh! u mofuckers still on the grind init

showbobo u know who i be.? holla at this nigga right here

gabbrylw,. i thot u were a gurl.lol. how are u o

lalaboi i thot we are friends now? u wan follow housefly enter shit? . fiyinle man yi. u be my aburo.i don repent i be pastor now like shaz .for real i got beats . dont doubt me . if u use fruity i can send to u too. dont fcukin doubt me .


@el razur
whats ur email addy i will give u a pass where u can get all the producers kits from dre, just blaze dj premier, even naija producers , but its extremely coded . we dont want crowd there especially this nairaland crowd.lol
. the site get limit. if u use fruity loops i can send u the .flp file of some of my beats. holla at ur motherfcukin boy!

lol kaydee u dey craze. do u have to relate the whole everything to rugged and mode, make una leave 2 of them alone jare. appreciate mode and rugged they are ur brothers from anoda mother, i thot adam was una grandpa . hen kaydee answer me.

el motherfcukin jabarad. sick dude! word up men

mi and mode should allow their fans choose the beats to be used. now thats is love ! i still belief its a rumor . i go ask mode and mi,