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lala he be like say ur brain don dey touch again. nairaland don make u kolo. u need deliverance from mountain of fire

where are your 10 punchlines read about punchlines online first then comeback aight? use search engines

@lalaboi
i guess i should just give u a link to downloading beat remakes , this will help u to see how various types of beats are made so u can get the right plugins. i will send d link aight?

@others
where are ur songs,? i hope kay-m is not winning the 1st prize with this his unorthodox name calling song

Madflowz:
Who is that skreech guy??
dude is hottt

jumokebaby:
M.I.'s shit is wack. Nigerians are too easily impressed. He's riding you all like a Love Machine

LMFAO JUMOKE!

bitch ass hybrid :d

gabrywyl:
oooo. ok now I understand.

Ok Match
1) Matchbox21 (The music band)
2) Mash Potatoes
3) March
4) Matching
5) March
6) Matchbox
7) Matchstick

No duhhhhhh

@PRAWN CRACKERS.
WHATS POPPIN , U GOT SOME CRACKERS.

if she cant cook n, then she is only good for bleeping, but remember i will also Bleep the housegirl who cooks sweet food for me. so dont learn coooking o fake american naija gurls

kay-m:
http://rapidshare.com/files/233370207/kay_-m__da-whizkid_is_no_competition_nairaland_murder_the_beat.mp3

@kay m
is this ur entry for the competition , if yes , ur song is noted.well done
plus how did u do ur recording .pls give a brief explanation so others can do too,thx

@st-kris
dont criticise the guy, thats his own inspiration, are u posting urs now?

ok we ready yet?
wizkid where u at ?

ok gurls, i can see our guest lecturer is here already , shaz word up ma how r u doin?
ok gab , i can see u dont undertand what a punchline is at all,
well ama let shaz give u ''the special guest lecture'' on that first then ama come in later. till then be good gurls
the class is now in full session!

gab am not gon laugh. i am ur teacher remember,?
teachers dont laugh at thier own students,
besides ur my favourite student , so lets get it going, so we can move forward!!! ur party is over now init?

where are my punchlinessssssssssssssssss?? :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

@olayokun
am good boi . i ws expecting to see u in emcee africa in ikoyi, you no show. why?
upload when u have chosen ur beat the muder the competition is intense !
whizkid and co i am waiting for yall to upload

ok happy birthday gurl. and the ceelo is an amazing piece , i have it on my fruity loops too. hurry up am waiting for ur punchlines and dont forget my cake aight?

@the motherfcukin hybrid aka the wack breed

nigga pls /your quack freestyle is the most anticipated ?
yeah just like j-duck quacking at 6am in the morning/plain thrash
like my rhymes are sniffing cocaine /nigga it is hi-time
i make hybrid's blood pressure rise more than his grandma's bp
ama pop a bullet in brid's brain and turn em to indomie instant noddles
bitch listen /wHEN the MRCS are vexing /bitches like brid must listen
like tb joshua ur tryna rap and speaki patua together ./brid ur plain wack
LIKE GABYWYL UR BERRA OFF JOINING MY MRC CLASS!
brid i got a word for u/ oh sorry a question for ur slutty ass
who took over ur thread while u were still alive ?the MRCS
nigga we gangsta /we are known to give the brid lyrical seizures
my flows are like mode's /one dead blow ur elite career is game over
remember sauron ?that nigga made u worthless like a piece of rag in aj
u said u were a thug / oh true and so is brandy's brother -raj -j
u said u were star wars / yeah bitch /am the fuickin galaxy
this isnt brid rapping /this is a pussi in a mans penis/ a bitch rapping
listen we are the MRC/ we run the threads while fools like u are relaxing
even in brids lifetime / we give lectures while the others listen
i know u always check this threads like every 2minutes /like a jobless fax machine
lemme ask u another question / who chased u away from nairaland?
a girl/ name mukina / that gurl gave u more heads than my girls vagiina
listen bitch / i aint cool wit u/ when the MRC dislike u/ we fcukin mean it
there is no rapping here for u / no freestyles /except with our permission
the brids got millions cuzz he works in b**k/shooting blanks
now that is a fact /like amuneke /ama send u str8 to the left flank
nigga my flow is mobile / they close to ur car tyres like rims
am matching every version of brid breathing like timbs
we all know the brid is scared to battle any member of the MRCS
ask wordsmith we gave that nigga more trauma than deathblow gave to rugged
WORD!!!!

BITCH WE RUN THIS SHIT , WE RUN NAIRALAND , WE RUN THE BRIDS THREAD TOO.
KEEP TALKING THRASH BOUT THE MRCS /KEEP TALKING THRASH BOUT THE MODS
YOU ARE A BITCH IN A LITTLE BOY'S SKINS . SO KEEP WHINING , FAKE ELITE HYBRID

dammiecool is another certified hater with nafdac hating number

@kaydee
i wonder why wordsmith is always hatin on modenine, mode dropped one of the dopest freestyles ever in emcee africa 2. he freestyled about almost everything there , even sasha sef is now freestyling like mad. i couldnt believe sasha's freestyle she was mad dope.

@wordsmith
like it or not mode is an icon in africa . so stop hating. he be like say mode don refuse wordsmith collabo . because he doesnt do collab with wack mcs like wordsmith. lmfao. wordsmith ko, alagbede ni.

no pls u cant bring any chinko chinese ragga up in here. this is hiphop . not raggaeton or apala pls, post 10 new gab punchlines and they have to be original . be creative i am waiting. i will score them as soon as u post em , then we move to lalaboi guest appearance to come lecture u small.then we call in shaz to round up the feminine side of rap. so pls post ur punchlines quickly.

for those who know dezmond aka ill dez aka new shoes aka blak jesus battle rappin was gon bring street cred someday . A SUDDEN CAREER CHANGE FOR HIM WAS THE EMCEE AFRICA 2 AFTER SERIES OF RAP BATTLES IN VARIOUS HIPHOP EVENTS ACROSS LAGOS AND NIGERIA.
EMcee africa 2 had almost 100 MCS registering for a chance to represent NAija in the finals of the emcee africa 2. battling thru stage performances , topical freestyles , battle rap and the elimination cypha, then it came down to the dopest 10 finalist. I neva knew nigeria had too many sick mcs like this .damn the last ten mcs were overdope !
the last 5MCS Dirty-A , emperor trench, torpedo, jeezy and black jesus ,sergio were among the last 10.
WORTHY OF MENTIONING WAS SERGIO WHO THREW SOME OF THE DOPEST PUNCHLINES THAT LEFT THE CROWD GOING CRAZY.
Torpedo showed the most remarkable improvement has he became more focused and attacked his competitors more directly this time around.he made it to the last 3 tho, TEETO , MAXIMUM, PHEROSHUW, TERRY DA RAPMAN, YQ, JJ THE MACADON ,DJ NEPTUNES ON THE WHEELS OF STEEL , MI , SASHA , MODENINE AND URS TRULY BOLAJIBROKE WAS IN ATTENDANCE , I EVEN GOT A FREE DJ NEPTUNES MIXTAPE FROM HIM DIRECTLY .LOL.
iN MY OPINION ,the EMPEROR TRENCH VS BLACK JESUS RAP BATTLE WAS THE best ever in nigerian history after the teeto vs maximus battle, cj vs shango-x battles. the last cypha was btw dez AKA BLACK JESUS and DIRTY-A
.AS MODENINE , MI AND SASHA WERE OVER IMPRESSED BY THE PERFORMANCE OF THE LAST 5 MCS, THE CROWD WAS GOING BERSERK. dirty -A whose got a flow like biggie smalls was too lyrically dope to let go, finally the punchline cypha came to an end when dez AKA BLACK JESUS threw a last punch at dirty AFTER ABOUT 2 HRS OF INTENSE CYPHA WHICH ENDED AT 2 AM. ill dez aka black jesus was crowned the best MC in nigeria as he goes to botswana to rep Nigeria in the emcee africa finalS this year TO FACE THE FINEST MCS ACROSS AFRICA. YOU may wanna stay tuned to channel o to catch a glimpse of the most interesting version of emcee africa ever .
THUMBS UP FOR black jesus aka ill dez ! BEST OF LUCK IN THE FINALS COMING UP PRETTY SOON.

for those who know dezmond aka ill dez aka new shoes aka blak jesus battle rappin was gon bring street cred someday . A SUDDEN CAREER CHANGE FOR HIM WAS THE EMCEE AFRICA 2 AFTER SERIES OF RAP BATTLES IN VARIOUS HIPHOP EVENTS ACROSS LAGOS AND NIGERIA.
EMcee africa 2 had almost 100 MCS registering for a chance to represent NAija in the finals of the emcee africa 2. battling thru stage performances , topical freestyles , battle rap and the elimination cypha, then it came down to the dopest 10 finalist. I neva knew nigeria had too many sick mcs like this .damn the last ten mcs were overdope !
the last 5MCS Dirty-A , emperor trench, torpedo, jeezy and black jesus ,sergio were among the last 10.
WORTHY OF MENTIONING WAS SERGIO WHO THREW SOME OF THE DOPEST PUNCHLINES THAT LEFT THE CROWD GOING CRAZY.
Torpedo showed the most remarkable improvement has he became more focused and attacked his competitors more directly this time around.he made it to the last 3 tho, TEETO , MAXIMUM, PHEROSHUW, TERRY DA RAPMAN, YQ, JJ THE MACADON ,DJ NEPTUNES ON THE WHEELS OF STEEL , MI , SASHA , MODENINE AND URS TRULY BOLAJIBROKE WAS IN ATTENDANCE , I EVEN GOT A FREE DJ NEPTUNES MIXTAPE FROM HIM DIRECTLY .LOL.
iN MY OPINION ,the EMPEROR TRENCH VS BLACK JESUS RAP BATTLE WAS THE best ever in nigerian history after the teeto vs maximus battle, cj vs shango-x battles. the last cypha was btw dez AKA BLACK JESUS and DIRTY-A
.AS MODENINE , MI AND SASHA WERE OVER IMPRESSED BY THE PERFORMANCE OF THE LAST 5 MCS, THE CROWD WAS GOING BERSERK. dirty -A whose got a flow like biggie smalls was too lyrically dope to let go, finally the punchline cypha came to an end when dez AKA BLACK JESUS threw a last punch at dirty AFTER ABOUT 2 HRS OF INTENSE CYPHA WHICH ENDED AT 2 AM. ill dez aka black jesus was crowned the best MC in nigeria as he goes to botswana to rep Nigeria in the emcee africa finalS this year TO FACE THE FINEST MCS ACROSS AFRICA. YOU may wanna stay tuned to channel o to catch a glimpse of the most interesting version of emcee africa ever .
THUMBS UP FOR black jesus aka ill dez ! BEST OF LUCK IN THE FINALS COMING UP PRETTY SOON.

lol they are actually very nice people. some of em are on holiday in bahamas , so they aint surfing.

@wizkid
you need to spit on the beats provided. you can start upload urs when your done spittin. thx.

@shaz
i see u . i will send u a mail for the fruity sturvs

@all
lets do it! use any of the beats above

punchlines means a funny ending of joke: the last part of a joke or funny story that delivers the meaning and humor to ridicule ur battle rap opponent or used in a rap verse. so gabby list 10 punchlines of ur cholice so i can assess you , youi can goggle best rap punchlines to read about punchlines , then come back to list ur own original punchlines .it must be urs , we will call it 10 best gabbrywyl punchlines . so list 10 now.

ofokasibe means Multiple Retard Clones -wordsmith n lalaboi will explain berra

MRC consists of bolajibroke , flowshow , ofokasibe , edosioo, chasisgirl, sauran etc

@ib
samples sound weird at first until they are turned into a hit song. belee me ,
be positive gurl.its just for fun innit?no harm in trying

@ibkaye
the meme is actually gon be good as a hiphop sample, i guess u dont know what samples are yet, check wikipedia and goggle hiphop samples.thx
it will sound something like ''cap cap cap cap cappuccine baby ''
''cap cap cap cap cappuccine baby '' when it goes on a beat it becomes somefin else other than just talking ., u dig?
have u made it downloadable?

@rapjunkie
dont worry men , we would really like to hear u sing like lalaboi , or rap,
i guess the singing would be something new 4 u cos i know u can rap. shaz is the sole judge . so pls join the comp.

lol that would be nice lalaboi , here are 2 bonus beats i made myself for everyone to use
http://rapidshare.com/files/230662690/bolajibroke-nairaland_we_go_hard__made_with_saxlab___dr_dre_s_albino_plugin.mp3

http://rapidshare.com/files/230659008/bolajibroke_nairaland_methusella_beat3osc_magician_sytrus_fruity_loop_beat.mp3

and here are the first 2 beats . choose  pls.
http://rapidshare.com/files/230660536/Fat_Joe_ft__Akon_-_One__Instrumental_.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/230656826/PUT_U_ON_THA_GAME_instrumental.mp3

da-whizkid:
i think you pop up a very Good idea. it's kinda cool to me. anywayz if i'm goona participate,it wud be for he love of nairaland and not the money. c'mon people let do this for NAIRALAND

THANKS WIZKID ITS FOR THE LOVE OF HIPHOP AND NAIRALAND MOST IMPORTANTLY .
WIZKID ARE U THE WIZKID THAT FREESTYLED ON JIMMYS JUMP OFF?

@SHOWBOBO
FOR THOSE NOT IN NAIJA , UR GIFT IS AN EQUIVALENT OF CARD VALUE IN UR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE . ITS NOT ABOUT THE PRIZE THO , BUT THE LOVE OF NAIRALAND. OK?

@DBR
OK AM GONNA MAKE THE BEATS DOWNLOADABLE STR8 UP, GOOD LOOKS YALL LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR NL.

AM GUD GURL, CAN U PLS MAKE THE MEME RECORDING ON UR JAMIL PAGE DOWNLOADABLE.? AM WONDERING IF I COULD USE ''CAPPUCINE BABY'' AS A SAMPLE IN MY NEXT RAP LIKE JAY HAD IN BROOKLYN ''WE GO HARD'' . THAT COOL?

OK THATS A GOOD SUGGESTION LALABOI ,
I GUESS SHAZ WILL BE THE FINAL JUDGE . TX

@IB
I SEE U. HOW HAVE U BEEN.?

ITS THE NAIRALAND KING OF CREATIVITY BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN.
AM GONNA BE STARTING A NEW NAIRALAND COMPETITION TODAY TITLED MURDER THE BEAT COMPETITION.
THIS IS HOW IT GOES :
I WILL PROVIDE /UPLOAD OR GIVE A LINK TO 5 BEATS THAT YOU GUYS (BOYS AND GIRLS )WILL DOWNLOAD THEN YOU ALL WILL RAP OR SING ON ANYONE ANYHOW YOU LIKE . AT THE END OF THE PERIOD I WILL CHOOSE THE FIRST 3 AND THE 3 WINNERS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING PRIZES IN THIS ORDER.

1ST  -3000
2ND -2000
3RD -1000

THIS IS NOT A JOKE,
THIS IS NAIRALAND AND THERE ARE NO FAKES AROUND HERE ! SO LETS DO IT .
YOU GUYS CAN ALSO SUGGEST HOT BEATS THAT WE CAN USE LATER ON FOR THIS COMPETITION
ANYBODY IS WELCOME TO PARTICPATE , ARTISTS , NAIRALANDERS THE DEJIARIYOS ,THE DAMMIECOOL, THE IBKAYES, THE GIRLS, THE  TOSINS , KHANYES, JAVALOVE, LALABOI , FLOWSHOWS , THE JOE SKIPPYS , THE MC FATAIS , EL RAZURS , ANYBODY CAN PARTICIPATE.

THIS WEEK'S BEATS ARE
1. Fat-joe-ft-akon-one-(instrumental)  very hot beat !
2. Dj felli fell ft akon piddy ludacris -get buck in here (instrumental)
3. Ciara-ft tpain go girl (instrumental)
4. Swizz_beatz-its_me_snitches_(remix)_(instrumental)
5. The game -put you on the game (instrumental)

plus 2 bolajibroke bonus beats which i made myself on fruity loops.

ALL THESE BEATS/instrumentals CAN BE DOWNLOADED FROM HERE www.jamglue.com

CHOOSE ANY OF THE ABOVE BEAT AND RAP OR SING ON IT THEN COME BACK TO UPLOAD  IT FOR ALL TO SEE AND WIN PRIZES.! LETS START!

@lips+
ok i will have hope