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Na wa oo....




Hello people, you are all welcome to....(Nairalanders responds) celebrity's children's secondary school graduation show season 1


#applause##

##standing ovation##

##crowd whistles##



Thanks every one, you can have your seat....

My name is seun lala, your host.

In this episode, we will be focusing on nollywood's omo butty's children that graduated from secondary school...

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Whoooos wo bi,

I no be tv presenter... I get work to do.


PEACE out...

oyaskii:
Yup...Something must be wrong with ur settings..Used it on Monday nite was able to download 3Gb worth of Files

Sir, you mean 3gb files on just N25 or through re-subscribing on the same sim or through using many sims, all in same night? Which one??

mrkayusfit:
Who would ever believed that i disvirgined this girl back then in ss3? Life is truly unpredictable

The name of the secondary she attended please??

rosalieene:
who is this one again ayaff hear oooo

alia le kor...

rosalieene:
so?

So practise what you preach...be SILENT.

rosalieene:
sharap you!! Did I copy your post?
I saw something that inspired me and posted it. If you can't learn then just walk away.

I think you just failed your post, you failed a test, you didn't practise what you preached... Next time, be SILENT...

youmour:
Abokiii and Mr Bean

Ogbeni, stop that rubbish.... My mr bean even better. Respect mr bean please, he still get sense pass aboki. Respect am abeg...

ajokebelle:
I hate that question 'have you eaten'.

Hmm... So have you eaten??

Trapnigga:
Caro white+Honey+cinnamon powder

Please how true is mixture of only honey and cinnamon powder to the body??

Godwin616:
Both of you are correct. Pastor Bakare went through both Deeper Life and Redeem before starting Latter Rain

Lool...I will make my research and get back to you.

I have notice something here on nairaland, on issues lik this, ladies don't come out to talk when it doesn't favour them only guys will talk but when its an issue that a lady is suffering in a relationship, they will come out in large numbers to talk and guys too will also join them too to talk unbiased. Why are nairaland ladies bias to say the truth when a lady is at fault in relationship issues posted on nairaland

Intrepid01:
Bros that isn't correct......It was Pastor Tunde Bakare that was in Deeper Life. He was born a CAC and was in CAC till he started his ministry in 1989. You can find out

Bros that isn't correct....pastor Tunde Bakare left Redeem to start his ministry

jaelz:
Okay there's this girl that i really like a lot but the problem is that i know of someone not really a friend just the oh boy how far greetings kinda friend that used to date the girl back then and men u know guys with shagging and bragging now. I mean what i have heard about the way he bleeped her and how she did snake in the monkey shadow style on the bed for her. Just restrains me from walking up to her though i really love her much, am just so so confused right now. Please my dear nairalander i need your advice.

So op, did you take your chances? Did you ask her out? What did you do??

JohnnieZM:
Bros let him continue, God's work is like a train....no man, nobody, no bagger can stop it! If Herod and other Emperors could not stop Jesus Name...then who is that bagger that will?

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Na so jare...instead of the kobonaire to say he is an atheist, he is forming to be a christian. Maybe na all those"I won go look for girls for church" kind of christian he be sef....God bless you jare my brother

wheredemdey:
Lmfao....u must really be pained for u to reply me twice.....my words must have rattled u ...ehyah....pele....dont cry nah.....oya come and lick sweet...lol


U see no wrong in a sane human being mounting speakers with high decibel in a residential area....disturbing the young and aged all in d name of preaching....even sick people cannot sleep because u want to call on your God..... Go and buy land at epe and do your worship...not a residential area and I will so enforce it...let God fight and deal with me if I am wrong....case closed

Nigerians and their myopic way of reasoning.....u all are religious...the churches are always filled to the brim but immorality,crime and wickedness fills ur heart...

See kid in adult skin...why should what you post here pain me. Everybody get name, God can't bring wrath meant for you on me. Just know you can never stop God's work so continue mr regime...aguntan ton ba aja rin, ajegbe

wheredemdey:
Is that all Mr churchgoer??...



Spiritual battles..how..where...with who??

Dude calm down....there are areas strictly marked as residential areas...there are commercial areas too....even the Bible encourages us to obey the state laws.....so nobody...i repeat nobody will ever site a mosque or church in our estate or be allowed to carry megaphone and be preaching inside the estate...it wont happen under my regime....okwa Ina anu

I expect God Almighty to reprimand and correct me if what I am doing is wrong...not you mere mortal that cannot even differentiate ur left hand from ur right fighting for the all knowing God

It doesn't take God anything to site a mighty sanctuary in that tiny cubicle estate of yours, in your very own eyes. Dead body no dey proud no dey boast oo so continue mr regime..Aja to ma sonu, ko ni gbo fere olode...

wheredemdey:
Is that all Mr churchgoer??...



Spiritual battles..how..where...with who??

Dude calm down....there are areas strictly marked as residential areas...there are commercial areas too....even the Bible encourages us to obey the state laws.....so nobody...i repeat nobody will ever site a mosque or church in our estate or be allowed to carry megaphone and be preaching inside the estate...it wont happen under my regime....okwa Ina anu

I expect God Almighty to reprimand and correct me if what I am doing is wrong...not you mere mortal that cannot even differentiate ur left hand from ur right fighting for the all knowing God

Continue mr regime... Aja to ma sonu, ko ni gbo fere olode...

This one na maracana stadium exam seating system...

BlackSeptember:
Hbd ma but we need to feel your charity work

Mr man, its better you say happy birthday than for devil to mix sand and garri for you to eat. That you don't see her missionary works doesn't mean she is not working. I am sure you weren't born when mummy adeboye started missionary works inside inner villages. Or you think the growth of Redeem is by luck. With God's grace missionary works did it. If you don't know, mummy heads the missions governing body in RCCG. Please if you don't know anything, staple your mouth and shut up than drinking cold chilled dirty gutter water into yourlife

wheredemdey:
R.I.P

But pls christians should exhibit tolerance and know their boundaries.....i still don't understand why a sane person will carry megaphone and be disturbing a residential area all in the name of preaching.....heck life in Nigeria is hard....dont aggravate it the more by denying us good sleep.


I have severally warned my estate security guys from allowing those Lord's chosen members from entering the estate and preaching with huge megaphones sometimes as early as 4.30am....we even got the former security guys sacked for this anomaly....same way as long as I remain on d estate board...no church or mosque will be erected in that estate.....we all need to exhibit decorum and live like civilised people .

By the time spiritual battles hits you and you know its spiritual battle, na inside your parlour church services go first start for una estate...

Na you get the life wey you dey use for state board abi?? Continue...

geniuspro:
Hi Nairalanders,

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Are you in need of a freelance copywriter to create pictures for your brands with words?

Kindly contact me on 07032827258. thanks

Noted...

henrylowe:
Putting food on his table?... Don't be a fool bro

I think you shouldn't be the fool here. You see comedians today showing affluence and riches and parents are encouraging their wards that has comic talents should go for comedy but years ago, nobody wants to associate with a jester because they are not well to do...if you don't have talent, please let someone else showcase their talent...a man doesn't know which way will lead to success.

Thank you

henrylowe:
Are you so jobless that you always have time to customize picture for every comment? Sometimes I ask myself if you have anything useful doing with your life out there

What if what he is doing is putting food on his table??

Twaci:
I tried it once..... It rocked.

I don't see how anyone's opinion should bother my choice of appearance. I like it, I rock it. And if I am comfortable with it......I keep rocking it

Thinking about anklets now

No problem but when negative results starts rushing in, please rock it too.
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Please let us do things that will add more value to our lives, and not nose rings, anklets that will rust one day. Good character with welcoming appearance is the fuel in one's car that will take the person far...

blackbartee:
"Just look" or "Just look at that"

Oh!! Thanks...

blackbartee:
Just negodu



Either the trouser material no reach...

or

He asked for a high waist trouser...

Sir, I have been seeing the memes "just negodu". What is the meaning of "just negodu"??

dhtml18:
All the posters above me have already given you good advices. Because I cannot see the website in question, well, I cannot help you.

My website www.Nairaland.com did not use bootstrap or wordpress, i hand-coded the CSS directly and it works well for me - and displays properly in all browsers, even internet explorer 6.0.

I can teach you how to code CSS, but for starters, I shall advise you to use boostrap (for custom work), or wordpress to avoid stress.

Nice website...seems you built it from the scratch?? What tools did you use?? And how did you write your "about us, terms and privacy"?? Thanks..

JohnNgene:
Ogaprime, it might be better for you to come up with another name that's close to the name you wanted. The process of transferring a domain name is not easy especially for Nigerian buyers.

Next time, make sure you buy the name before you start designing. I've noticed that domain names can be stolen from your mind if you don't register it as it breaks into your mind. Lol.

Thanks sir...will make necessary corrections

AndresNeymar:
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Hello webmasters, I need help. hmmmm (don't know to quantify the problem), I am a total novice in website development. I am still going through training and right now I want to publish my little work to net. I started the project without first securing a domain-url (a by force lesson learned), I done the design and logo in accordance to the domain name I planned to use. I just found out that the domain name(url) is not available. By research, its owned by namejet and the least auction bid is $69.

I need guidance on what to do,


## anyone with experience on buying domain name??


## Is it safe to buy domain name(url)


## any advise on what to do?? Should make necessary changes


## seems this new CBN might favour me, should I go and buy the domain name (url)??

Thanks, while I wait for experts advise...