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illicit:
No be die he wan die so

I don't think so. King Solomon, of blessed memory, had more women and didn't die untimely death. This one go survive six women.

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Lamanii22:
Damilola
Bukola
Seun
Yoruba tribe

Put Olu goes to school there.

efelicity:
So I have this woman in my neighborhood who usually squeeze out time to check on me in my apartment whenever her husband goes to work, he's a police officer in one of the stations in town.
Last night she brought me pepersoup as she has always done but she didn't leave immediately, and there's no way I will tell her to leave. I went to the bathroom and showered then streamed into my bedroom to change, this woman tiptoed after me and pull-loosed the towel leaving me straight naked. I was trying to send her off but she used her womanly power to overcome me. What happened would only be told in the death of the night. Fear women! I repeat fear women!!!

You are not serious...

This AI head no correct at all..

This AI na werrey. Come make our Davido look like Yankee drug lord

Baba, remove yourself first..

Right track? People are suffering, things are costly, insecurities wahala, yet Tinubu is on right track? Omo, we like to deceive ourselves in this country.

Julibet:
Toothless union

Very toothless union...

Journalism in Nigeria is the worst in the whole world.

Lol. My younger brother was like this when we dey young. He starts throwing up everywhere inside car 20 minutes into any journey. The moment he hears 'journey' wahala don start be that. We always travelled with nylon bags, porty or whatever container to contain his vomits. Omo, na war

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

You write well...You will be okay. Shits happen in life and happen for reasons. So, don't sweat it. You learn and move on.

illicit:
See ehn, when that thing is dried or fried, then u add pepper and other orisirisis, it gonna be so tasty

Yuck!

Chido26:
Gradually

...we are getting there

mariahAngel:
Op, just in case you’re planning to return home, at least wait until Buhari is out of our lives!

He’s the pain in our collective butts!

From frying pan to fire... I think the Op should wait further because Tinubu is Buhari promax...

Tochi3:
The emilokans were offended..

....some people wanted to teach the old Eastern region politics..

...and they are suffering oo. Awon werey gbogbo.

Westerhoffe:
It's a disorder…
I won't say more than that.

It's now a disorder for someone to be tall? Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal and all those tall people get disorder?

Brendaniel:
Tinubu and propaganda....

like bread and butter.. awon werey.

JealousCobra:
Tifnubu is a certificate forger, it's very visible to the blind. 🤠

Intent to create false will to the public.

person wey use forged documents from Oluwole Japa. He sure me pass say na fake passport he use self. Very shady man.

Tinibu is really taking Nigeria and Nigerians for fuuuuuls. . Omoh!

People dey hustle you dey carry their mata for head. Jobless .

How can a shady man rule a country like Nigeria? No be juju be that?

He no go better for INEC... Tueh!

Ofunaofu:
Tinubu enroll into the University as a female but graduated as a male

Wahala...

Thundafireseun:

So what did you go there to do Oga??

To waste tax payers money abi

APC and lies , maybe they rejected Nigeria's Application to join

That Shettima strong face is enough to reject Nigeria’s application to Join

MODIFIED: To those kids quoting me why did Shettima meet with Putin several times??

I tire oo.

Warl0ck:
looks more like dullard

...more like werey imbe.

Life in naija is so hard..

Foodqueen:
Make we still click link to see her pic.

U never ready.

Can you imagine?

Relixy2k:
This number 093011467 called me with claim that she is from First bank that I have an interview for a Receptionist role with email Adeola.Abass@firstbanknigeria.com and copied adeolu.adebari@firstbanknigeria.com and also omowole.p.orimoloye@firstbanknigeria.com. They use real first bank domain address and official signatures. However, the address is 35 kakawa street lagos island as against the real 35 marina road, lagos island which is the genuine address of First bank in marina. They sent a well addressed mail to me for front desk office role. Name on true caller for 093011467 is ikechukwu. Kindly take note when you get invite from them.

If you did not apply for any job with any company and you got interview invite...run for your life.

HeartlessMan:
Bloggers will start World War III.

Walahi. Fear bloggers.

arejibadz:
lol...how old is your girlfriend

I wonder oo

Women and wahala

This man take his own hands do himself...