₦airaland Forum

vitality22:
You call Bitcoin ish Bros, I only invested 21,000 naira in Bitcoin(Usitech) ooo in October 2017. If I decide to sell today, its not less than 252,000 naira, but hear this I WILL NEVER SELL till it hits 1million naira before the end of this year. if you don't have Bitcoin(Usitech), you are missing oo. If you doubt me ask FEELAMONG, the original owner of this thread

this is not the thread for your bitcoin nonsense, even if u like invest 1 naira and make 1 billion the next day we are not interested in get rich quick schemes. so get out of here already onye oshi

we all have different investment principles

Mup4life:
No

can i use my mmf account to invest in a different fund like equity fund or i need a different account for dt. stanbic

ebby9z:
Your name is inversely proportional to your reasoning.

who is this maggot

this one na pretenders, we kw the contenders bunch of jokers

millomaniac:
The bolded says it all. I will be a fool to reply you further. May you fall victim you foolish fellow

same to u mumu boy

kay29000:
That's barbaric.

Sleeping with a married woman is like digging one's own grave, its a capital offense before man and God. A married woman is sacred n exclusively meant for her hubby alone

millomaniac:
You are gonna be killed one day you stupid hypocrite. How did you know that the man knew she was married you Idiot. In your mind it is only married people that are qualified to cheat among themselves. Goat!!

whether the man kws or not is not an excuse but Dogs like u dnt care, na fuel and tyre they for use settle that Dog matter but Dude was lucky to meet caring mobs

A married woman is a NO NO NO but some cursed guys like u dey even hunt them.

sleeping with a married woman is worse than armed robbery n rape combined

kay29000:
This is nonsense. What if the guy didn't know the lady was married. It has happened to me before. A lady lied to me about her marital status. I cut things off immidiately i go to know she was married. What if this guy didn't know the lady was married?

there are always pointers to suggest a woman is married but some guys dnt care. sleeping with a married woman is worse than armed robbery if u try it arnd my area na fuel and tyre go settle ur matter whether u kw or not

zoba88:
According to report,the handsome guy pictured below was caught sleeping with a married woman in a hotel.He was beaten mercilessly and locked in a car boot.It is unclear how the guys got the information and trailed him to the hotel.

See photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/10/man-caught-sleeping-with-married-woman.html?m=1

the mob is merciful self, hw can anybody sleep with somebody's wife, its worst than armed robbery

any single caught sleeping a married person male or female shld be killed

zoba88:
According to report,the handsome guy pictured below was caught sleeping with a married woman in a hotel.He was beaten mercilessly and locked in a car boot.It is unclear how the guys got the information and trailed him to the hotel.

See photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/10/man-caught-sleeping-with-married-woman.html?m=1

the mob is merciful self, hw can anybody sleep with somebody's wife, its worst than armed robbery

The stupid doctors engaging in private practice while working in government hospitals abuse it hence i support an enabling law to fire any doctor owing private clinic while working for government.

its either you do private practice or goverment nt both

TheTrueApostle:
Please I need honest response.

All my friends that are married have women running after them, while the single men like us have less women coming to us. So I really want to Know.
And they(my married friends) confirmed this, that girls are more attracted to married men, they believe they take care of women better, please how true is this?

Ladies only..

because they are big spenders aka more caring d ladies will call it

Lol looks like a movie scene

Paulscholari:
I have a first degree second class lower in Demography and Social Statistics, going to 6 years now. But I've not been able to get a job above 50k. Some of those years, I was even without a job. What can I do to better my chances.

Entreprenuership is d way

1.2 million for playgroup lol
1.6 x 3 = 4.8 million jst to learn ABC in nursery school
2.8million x 6 = 16.8 million jst to get primary education

shift let me faint

ayungmony15:
*7 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT NOUN, NIGERIA'S POPULAR ONLINE UNIVERSITY*

The National Open University of Nigeria is a Federal Open and Distance Learning (ODL) institution, the first of its kind in the West African sub-region. It is Nigeria's largest tertiary institution in terms of student numbers and is popularly referred to as *'NOUN'*

1. ESTABLISHMENT

NOUN was initially established on July 22, 1983 as springboard for open and distance learning in Nigeria. It was suspended by the government on April 25, 1984. It was brought back on April 12, 2001 by the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo. Student enrollment stood at 32,400.

2. VICE CHANCELLOR AND ORGANIZATION

In 2011, NOUN had about 57,759 students. The Vice Chancellor is Prof. Abdallah Uba Adamu. The National Open University of Nigeria operates from its Administrative Headquarters in Victoria Island, Lagos, with Study Centres throughout the country. It offers over 50 programmes and 750 courses.

3. DIFFERENCE FROM CONVENTIONAL UNIVERSITY

NOUN does not provide lectures to students in normal classrooms except some certain study centres. It has a study centre in Lagos for instance provides lectures to all its Law undergraduates and supplies necessary course materials to all students after the payment of tuition fees. All courses offered have been accredited by the National Universities Commission (NUC).

4. REQUIREMENTS

For most courses in NOUN, there are no stringent entry requirements other than the ability to study at an appropriate level such as the West African Examination, and other National Diplomas to qualify for a Direct entry admission.
Though most postgraduate courses require evidence of previous study and/or equivalent life experience.

5. IMMUNITY TO STRIKES

The university is prohibited from joining any form of union either within staff or students. This has made the NOUN to be unaffected by strikes such as the ASUU strike which is currently ongoing.

6. NYSC NOUN has also made the necessary efforts to ensure its graduates below age 30 participate in the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) and their Law graduates proceed to the Nigerian Law School and they have succeeded.

7. EXAMINATION SYSTEM

The university administers the Computer-Based-Test (CBT) form of examination to its students in their first and second years. However, Law undergraduates participate in the standard Pen-On-Paper examinations (POP) beginning from their first year of admission, with LAW111-Legal Methods in First Semester of the first year. Other undergraduates also participate in the CBT system of examination in their first and second years and commence the POP examinations from their third year till the end of their respective course duration. The POP examination system applies to Post Graduate students also.

pls i am interested in studying law at the university with a science based degree

at the bolded have NOUN successfully mobilized any law graduate to law school so far? i heard their law graduates are not allowed to go to law school. thanks

There are better ways to handle things like this than using force to eject ppl out of their source of livelihood.

While the Governor reserves the right to relocate the market out of the city center but 48 hrs notice is evil he shld have given them 12 months notice. Times are hard and relocation of business is not easy it can lead to the death of the business if not properly done

RIP to the dead

GoldNiagara:
He works with Olaniwun Ajayi LLP and he will make SAN watch out for him, precedents - Fidelis Oditah and Oba Nsugbe both had first class and still made SAN.

Very few of them make SAN from practice except through academics, good luck to him. Go to court na 2.2 n 3rd class lawyers get practice real litigation practice. 2.1 n first class are mostly company lawyers

First class crammer abi memorizer

Most first class ppl dnt excess in d practice of their area

Hw many first class in law make it to SAN jst frm practice.

So first class means nothing if d knowledge can't impact society positively

Amajerry83:
This man for resign na. His health should be his first priority. If he resign he can stay in London for as long as he wants.

He needs to be in office to get free first class medical treatment

Love of money and power

Youth chairman indeed this over 60 yrs old

Rip anyway

Useless

Except for villagers n oldies

Jeez is this a presidential speech this is sooo uninspiring and unmotivating, hw did we end up with man as president

Whoever wrote this crap for the president shld be fired ASAP looks like a Nairaland comment from a dullard

2009 agreement shld be re-negotiated in the light of the economic realities of the day

Kylekent59:
Last time I googled how to prevent hiv and I saw many ways but this among them got me reasoning.
18.Masturbation.

Do you know that many masturbates and satisfy themself rather than fornicating.

Use masturbation to prevent hiv
Use masturbation to prevent fornication
Use masturbation to prevent rape
Use masturbation to prevent adultery


So my fellow nairalanders could these points be true




But many condemn the act of masturbation

With masturbation chronic erectile dysfunction is waiting for u in marriage

Kylekent59:
Last time I googled how to prevent hiv and I saw many ways but this among them got me reasoning.
18.Masturbation.

Do you know that many masturbates and satisfy themself rather than fornicating.

Use masturbation to prevent hiv
Use masturbation to prevent fornication
Use masturbation to prevent rape
Use masturbation to prevent adultery


So my fellow nairalanders could these points be true




But many condemn the act of masturbation

With masturbation chronic erectile dysfunction is awaiting

Arysexy:
Hmmm, got some rashes of recent that made me start thinking and started emaciating due to too much thinking. I summoned courage and got tested. It was negative. The night between d day I got tested and next day I came for d result was d longest night of my life.

I eventually treated the rash with antifungal cream and it cleared.

No more chukuchuku again. NEVER! Till I say I do. I no fit put my self into such tension again

E no easy ooo hw I go fit get d courage do this test again kwanu d last one I did two yrs ago I nearly died waiting for d result to come out

droshoonline1:
The School of Preliminary Studies has just released the forms for the 2017/2018 session Pre degree & JUPEB (Joint Universities Preliminary Examination Board) A level programmes ,the form go for the sum of N32,900 (Thirty two thousand nine hundred naira only) while the JUPEB A level forms go for the sum of N48,900 (Forty eight thousand nine hundred naira only). Both forms come as 25 digit scratch cards which gives you access to fill the form on the school's website. The scratch cards are exclusively on sale at the school campus.
The difference between the pre degree & the JUPEB is that the pre degree qualified them for admission into 100 level after they pass their exams while the JUPEB (Joint Universities Preliminary Examination Board) qualifies them for admission into 200 level. The pre degree programme lasts for 8 months after which an exam is written, if the candidate passes the exam they are qualified for admission in the coming session. The JUPEB program lasts for approximately 11 months after which an exam is written. Candidates who meet the required point are qualified for direct entry admission into 200 level.
To qualify to buy the forms, candidates are to have at least 5 O level credit passes relevant to the course of application. The credit passes must include English language and Mathematics in some courses. Awaiting result is also accepted.
For more information and inquiries contact Dr. Osho on 09071995249.

Wait ooo you mean JUPEB form is nearly 50k, pls hw much is the school fees for the one yr

Jeez this is sooo wrong on all levels, whatever happens to pecking Idio.ts

Chelsea surely winning this one