Extraction team.

Racoon:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/680511-exclusive-detained-binance-executive-escapes-from-custody-in-nigeria.html

You're bitter, God help you...

blabulu2000:
Keep sharing your charade award among your Yiibo brother...mumu people....

We know those who are real politicians..and we know those whose godfather Ojukwu forced on his people in Anambra state for both the first and the second of his governorship campaign...
If you give an award of best politician to Bitter Obi.I wonder what you will give to Alh Abubakar Atiku who suddenly pulled Obi Peter Political career out of obscurity to.be his deputy in the 2019 election...
Mumu people....

Your opinion
His opinion
Their opinions
But, no cause for violence...

Richnero99:
They are right though

Q

Yariloka:

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Loveth160:


https://.ng/2024/01/19/ondo-gov-aiyedatiwa-condoles-oyo-people-over-ibadan-explosion/

The only sensible response so far...guys rest...I work hard,I venture into only legal businesses,I am obedient,I am a Nigerian, I am also affected by this rubbish of a government,I am from the north,I am rational,I club too and I can spend when I feel like, cut this guy's a slack.
What is so bad in the act? We all have different preferencs,but, that doesn't make us bad...I see a philanthropist who is happy he's one time driver can come out of depression and be happy. Infact, it might be davidos money he is spraying, same way it might be his own personal money...don't let the new accepted norms of giving with cameras on becloud your sense of what giving should originally be; he(Isreal) may be feeding a whole community behind the camera- for the person who thinks 50k/100k is too much for his too spend...

Seunpapa65:
For this life try get money 90% of your problem is solved

You're good 🤠

post=127809347:
Substance abuse again

From all of us @MANNA : SAY NO TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

This sad incident reminds us of the deadly, very deadly leaf called 'Gegemu' leaf' 9ice sang about in his track "Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi" ?

Gegemu dey here? Mafiku sere!
(Is that Gegemu? Don't toy with death!!)
All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf,
None ever end well!

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue business for the day.....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS we have here,
Scroll down to the next post with speeeed!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........

The 'GEGEMU PARTY : A Real Life Story

Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone : GEGEMU!!

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Hope y'all learnt something from this?



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Thanks sir.
You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir.
Barbecue duty calls.

Btw
We no be bro o.
We are simply [b]WE.


God bless you sir.
We always do our best to inspire and lift others ready to be lifted.
Keep being the great man that you are.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Stay blessed brotherly.


You are right Mr John.
And you are always welcome sir.

I can empathize my bro,
How did it get so bad?
God surprise me fah!

Alphamentips:
I try to Focus on the solutions more because the problem yapa !

How do one escape the rat race? Have enof bar then comot this country because imagine how bad e go dey in the next 3 to 4 years following this trend.

The Nigerian money come dey lose value dey cancel out all your gains. Finally them say illegal pay pass (but not always true)

No risk. No reward.
I go find more ways to do something wey go bring the money by nature's energy. Ani dubem

Damn

I hope they pay you for this vain, insensible gibberish you spelled out in the name of praise singing.
I just hope it provides for your basic needs and not just some random delusional fellow who's not in touch with reality.
✌️

kollinz1234:
Great legacies of President Muhammadu Buhari.

There is no perfect government, we all just work towards perfection.

1. Unlike all other administrations in the past, president Buhari has made Nigerians more reliant on home grown rice than foreign rice. We now have what we call "Nigeria foreign rice" that is even suitable for export.

2. Through the new electoral laws signed by the president, Buhari, we can now vet our elections and control or manage rigging and even spot malpractices if it happens. (Which is why Obi's case at the tribunal looks different from all other post election cases in the past) A thing that has never been so with former administrations.

3. Due to unpredictability of our economy, the eyes of many Nigerians has now been opened more than ever to own, control and mange businesses, unlike when there was over reliant on government. At least now, people now open shops virtually everywhere unlike in previous administrations.

4. Buhari administration has made Nigerians more political exposed than another administration in the past. Probably due to the harsh economy or other reasons, people no longer take elections for granted. Credentials of political candidates are now being properly scrutinized unlike in the past.

Saved

This dude is a clown 🤡🤣🤣🤣

WriterNig:
From Nuclear-Like Missiles to Nuclear Missiles. May God help us.

We're getting there gradually. There's no way mankind would escape a nuclear war this decade. Judging by 🇺🇸 NATO's actions towards 🇷🇺 Russia.

The end is nigh folks. It was nice knowing y'all. 😁

You be real werey guy

Dailymice:
"My Pampers is Full"

Who is an elder stateman?
I doubt you understand the meaning?

yarimo:
He is an elder stateman greater than any easterner alive or dead

Omo see bros Austine, �� egbon of life...

But why tie her hands?
As long as she's not mentally unstable to want to hurt herself.
She is still recuperating...

naptu2:
SP Benjamin Hundeyin @BenHundeyin



https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1611032045282533380

SMH! You can do better.
For the records, I don't owe you an explanation but it's quite erroneous to assume at the least that I'd prefer obvious damage over real possibility of a better country.
I am sure I never mentioned subscribing to Muslim-muslim ticket anywhere in my reply. I mentioned unity and the most obviously marginalized region presently when it comes to the ruling affairs of a country we both own are the Igbos.
I am Yoruba, know this before you start thinking my stand is influenced by some cultural or regional sentiment.
✌️

BeardedmeatR:
And like Afegbua, you think a sick old candidate with a drug crime record should do?

BeardedmeatR:
And like Afegbua, you think a sick old candidate with a drug crime record should do?

"My stance against Atiku today, is based on the need to balance the power algorithms of the country after Buhari’s presidency. His insensitivity to this singular sentiment, a co-factor of our unity in diversity, has become his nemesis in this present voyage that is terminally headed for the rocks."
You can't claim to love this country and not want unity, is the country not broken enough?

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You still dey upload picture, untill 8k die before you know...guy pick your knife and kill on time.

You for no post this other picture, that first ultra edited one don do...this one no get good angle

Very bad strategy...poor defense.
You was accused of not having certificates and prejudice, you are making references to earlier cases that it was immunity clause that helped you...
To prevent further crises, I advise INEC to probe this thoroughly before elections or disqualify him NOW before election...

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/certificate-saga-who-is-after-bola-ahmed-tinubu-findings-facts-of-the-matter/

NwaAmaikpe:




Trust me, I had a lot as a bachelor.

We all know my type is rare;

Being an AA, O+, HIV-, cute-faced, smart brained, big preek, sweet-tongued, comfortable pursed, relatively fulfilled weirdo with a dual-nationality, I was the object of many ladies' cravings as they considered me the true epitome of the term 'husband material'.

NwaAmaikpe had to device a plan to avoid being trapped by those thirsty broads.
I'd date mostly A.S genotyped girls, and when they start getting comfortable, I'd tell them I was A.S all the while but was scared to tell them out of fear I'd lose them.
Depending on the temperament of the lady, I could say I just found out the previous day.

The same mumu girls will be the ones counselling me on how the future of our relationship was bleak for the sake of our kids.

I'd grudgingly accept their verdict that we couldn't get married but that didn't stop the kpekus from being served, Some even after their marriages because I was their soulmate, while their husband was just a partner.

I happened to see one many many years ago with her toddler at a busstop waiting for a ride, I picked them up and while introducing me to her son, she said. "that could have been your daddy but fate said no", I nodded.

If only the mumu knew.

I don't know what to tell you but you really need to book an appointment, you need checkup sir, deep down somewhere... �️

Oluboh:
I agree with Yahaya Bello
For someone to come fresh and become 1st runner up in a keenly contested primaries that later made him kogi governor, he must be really smart

#There was nothing "smart" in what happened in kogi state*.#
I'll suggest you study the case well and understand that Faleke was the most qualified...that case is histor,y to be refrenced as case-study anywhere similar case happens again

BeeBeeOoh:


https://dailytrust.com/oluwo-to-buhari-enforce-death-penalty-for-drug-dealers-terrorists-ritualists

Coming from the SMOKING GUN KING... Alaye don forget say him video still dey online...

Nigeria idris elba

I hear say some uncircumcised abokis dey run one gay rape centre for lugbe,
Intrested?��

RapistOnBail:

Any Rape center in Abuja?

"Home sweet home"_olisa