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Hehehe That's so funny,
I guess he won't be calling you honey!
(Unless you've got some money)

[quote author=trini_girl link=topic=41494.msg905914#msg905914 date=1172064442]you know I'm watching this crap video again and I'm ashamed that that physician from Trinidad jumped on the bleeding statue bandwagon.

what is the purpose of God allowing statues to bleed, to make more people bow down before false and graven images and worship them in the name of God? why then did Jesus die and his blood was shed ONCE for All! What happened to "blessed are they who have NOT seen and yet believed?" or have we become like those who require a sign to increase our faith?

people can be so gullible and STUPID!!

EVEN IF THIS IS LEGITIMATE, IT'S JUST ANOTHER TRICK OF THE ENEMY TO MISLEAD PEOPLE AND MOVE THEIR FOCUS FROM THE TRUE CHRIST! NOT THE PICTURE, NOT THE STATUE, AND CERTAINLY NOT THE IMAGES OF MARY!

my stomach is turning with disgust!

nonsense![/quote]Took the words
Right out

Peanut jam or butter
We in nigeria eat our bread with water

I don't think that her age
Will cause as much rage
As the fact tthey are on a different page
In religion.One of them should go offstage

Why am I bleeped up?
Is it because your joke is mucked up?
Ok, I'll apologise and shut up
So you can think of jokes less stuck up

Thanks alexos, now i'll tell you whats not fair
Someone sitting on a chair
Air-conditioned air
Running through his hair
Expecting me, from a little farm here
After toiling in the sun and stale air
To contribute to his little lair!
No, i'll leave that to one who can care

RAP = Shit. End of story
People boasting of their armory
Stories that are gory
Comments about women which are derogatory

Every other music is savoury
From afrobeat to the heavy metal territory
Theres no need to give rap any glory
And thats the end of the story
It just had to be done - sorry!

No I work in the farm
Call me if you want ram
Or even yam

Fried cow tongue
Now, that's just wrong!

I'm not who you think I am
The madam
You want has gone to the farm

I don't purchase software
I get them off limeware
Why should I dare
Pay when someone's willing to share?
When my name doesn't end in Blair!

What a boring joke
Makes me wanna soak
My head in water and choke
Because you claim to be a naija bloke
Do you do this for a living? You must be broke!

WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS THAT A MONSTER, IS THAT A MONSTERRRRRR!

THE AUTOMATICS RUUUUUUULE
I DROOOOOOOL!
BE HAPPY PEOPOOOOLE
IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY WENT TO SCHOOOOL
AND THEY DON'T SPEAK LIKE A FOOOOL
THEN JUST BELIEVE THEM AND SAY ITS COOOOL
I REST MY CASE. . .(CONTAINING MY TOOOOOLS)

Easy, ladies! Whichever of you two looks at this thread again loses!