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Civil disobidience is the way.

Organize and picket NYSC HQ in Abuja, you won't be heard if you keep quiet.

ALUTA!!!!!!!!!

what beats me is- what in Gods name do they tell someone to make him sacrifice his life in such a useless manner.

Farting is a perfectly natural thin, every body shits and messes, even Obama and bush, in fact have it on good info that it was bushes mess that gave rise to the war in Iraq, so fart on darling gab, fart on ffair maaiden for u are only being human, and besides, fart suppression has been known to cause colon cancer

just because I offered to help and u r callin me names, well I God will judge. Gbam.

my offer stll sands, I can help u scrath the hard to reach areas, I'm really good with my finger as well

Poor gab, which guys did this to u to make u so bitter, come to daddy and I'll restore ur faith in the goodness of the human male.

which kin rubbish be this na, oga sam do somthin.

Sam, u fkd up, no shame in that, so take ur medicine tho its a bitter pill.

meaning?

Can I help u scratch that itch, I scratch very well u knoww

For guy man to chop, maga must fall, those in favour of yahoozie say AYE!

Yes yes show us bosom

*breaks out the big guns and head for the defence ministers house with murder on my mind, no more mister nice guy*

Beauty , they say lies in the eyes of the beholder, but right now my eyes are tightly shut.
Is ur dad by any means Rowan atkinson(mr Bean)?

better concider fast before I take up nother offer

I feel so much better now.

hmmm! smells like perfume, give me more.
But after that it'll be my turn

but wait first, this vaccine, abi e go cure my crase?
if so, abeg I no want.

dey dey mix am with guilder, if yes how many cartons?

BLOOD OF JESUS
*quickly runs out of the room and slams the door*

Oyaletor:
nldrs its hightime i formed a coup against sam milla

whose wit me

You and which army, O.Y.O.

NAME --------------------------------------ogorluv

SEX -----------------------------------------TWICE A DAY, sometimes trice

AGE -----------------------------------------ageless

AMBITION ----------------------------------none that I kno of

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY -------------------its in my blood, my dad is a politician, and his dad was a cop, its in my blood.

DO YOU LIKE JOKES --------------------------For sure

ARE YOU STUPID ---------------------------------------depends on my mood

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY ---------------------------------and jack and johnnywalker and odeku and guilder and ogogoro. . . .

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ------------------------------I love chickalas

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ------------------------------which govt.?

NAME --------------------------------------

SEX -----------------------------------------

AGE -------------------------------------------

AMBITION ------------------------------------

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY -------------------------------

DO YOU LIKE JOKES --------------------------For sure

ARE YOU STUPID ---------------------------------------depends on my mood

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY ---------------------------------and jack and johnnywalker and odeku and guilder and ogogoro. . . .

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ------------------------------I love chickalas

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ------------------------------which govt.?

gabrywyl:
How can it be mine when I don't wear bra? I still be pikin sha

Na liee u de wear, oya show me make I kno say na true u dey talk.

fart on sista, let it rip
*holding ma nose as I run out of the thread*

;d

which vaccine? u mean the new antikolomental vaccine? Noway, una no go get me, make una leave my crase for me, if una want una fit remove una own

I know wetin u get, they dey call am sweety, if ee dey scratch u ee go dey sweet u.
How my neighbor curein own be say im carry gun, put am for im head and pull the trigger, from dat dey, nothin don itch am again,

Lo and behold, i have found a kindred spirit, i no send whether u promise or not, just name the time, place, quantity and quality of the odeku(big medium or small. )

I don legista for adult educashun, I dey plamaly 4, na how I know, ee get 1 man for plamaly 2, our anty dey call am olodo, him name na newdeal.