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citizenY:
As a newcomer I now understand the sense of humour in these parts, all the ostriches abound here.
Let us continue joking with our future, na una sabi.

FYI, this is the jokes section, so we are alowed to joke with our future, present or past, what matters here is that we get a laugh out of it. U grab citizenx?
Leave the serious stuff to other sections.
if u have nothin funny to say, just read and dont post.

Are u sure u r in the right section,FYI this is the jokes section

And the yahoo boys come crawling out.

I don use am
on my dog
God rest his soul

Newdeal, so u know the shitz too?

Wayo na sin, call it yahooozy, 419 or any other nice soundin names, but what in Gods name is this thread doin in the jokes section?

sunej:
I think Otapiapia will do a better Job!

Otapiapia? E dey work? na wetin u use cure yaself?

apocalypse:
How the hell did I miss this shit for so long , got me reeling on the toilet floor

really good

Shit happens, thats why.

chioya:
holla
so wats next

u have a nice voice, are u as pretty as u sound?

I get it, osama is a dick head, bro' if I wrere u i'd be careful about opening mail. . . . . . . . .Anthrax, bombs, airplanes etc

Wetin I go do na, Bros, I dey PH, militant headquaters, those guys don't play.

Guys forget what was said earlier, th best thing to do insuch a situation would be to press 911, within 2 seconds, instead of money coming out, mobile plice men will come out of the slot and quickly arrest the crimina, its the latest technology from interswitch, I used it myself last week, no be lie, meeen, those cops were big, try it.

The dude sounds as if he is talking from expirience.
Holla if u agree.

My brotha.WORK is really killing me, so I am now on a nightly dose of BEER, 6 bottles per night, but it seems to hav some serious side effects, my head aches and my mouth tastes funny in the morning, besides, I learnt that the medicine can be addictive, abeg advice me should I continue with treatment?

And the man has to insult us with big grammer, vitu what? guy na waa uooo!

what if ur pin happens to be the same which ever direction u put it, like 4664 or 7777?

lol

Nice remix, good1.

^{*wakes up drenched with water, Standing by his bed is SAM with a guilty look on his face and an empty bucket in his hands*}
Wetin I do u now, why u pour me water, I was having this nice dream about me, some AK47s and. . . . . .

Just because I,m talented doesn't mean u have to beef me, jelousy doesn't ecome a nice young man like u.
so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO TALK SAY WE DEY JOBLESS

THAT PERSON DEY HOPELESS

NA BECAUSE THIS PLACE MAKE SENCE

THATS WHY U SEE OUR PRESENCE

POSTER YOUR MOUTH DEY RECKLESS

NA WHY U DEY TALK NONSENCE

NOW THAT UR SMELLY MESS

HAS PUT U IN DISGRACE

NOW ITS TIME TO TALK LESS

NLD REMAIN BLESSED.

Nice one, next time anyone sends me all those useless virus alerts, I'll know just what to tell them.

Wrong, who be 007, that small boy, me I be 000000010, he is lisenced to kill, me I dey lisenced to kill steal and destroy with special emphasis on pillage and plunder, doo u feel me.

Sorry but the word is freedom fighter, one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

sunej:
kai! Iraq na abroad na, wey all those guys wey de struggle for visa, get am free to Iraq

Where is their embassey, I always wanted to meet a real life suicide bomber, but unfortunately they all end up dead.

I know that ingle, always coca cola, nice concept. lol

Ha bloody ha.

SAM MILLA:
WHO BE THIS?

I am the guy to bring 9ja to the atntion of the world wikth casa flakes(ijebu garri) and ppeanut bars(kulikuli). wanna invest? U can contact me thru my number

webdezzi:
Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com

webdezzi:
Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com

pesin say make una no open say na blank page una go open.
Now who be the mumu eh!

But u dont know the kid of equipment the dude is packin, could be any thing from a lock prick, sorry pick to a battering ram, but just beware sha. friendly advice.