₦airaland Forum

kingsmecca:
How can you be sure! N Power prefer taking secondary school leavers than Graduates. I'm disappointed in the scheme mode of selection, you people were unprofessional right from the Application Stage!!!

baseless excuses where were you when graduates, NCE, HND holders were selected in 2016. and as a matter of fact majority of those that were selected for 2017 are all degree holders

VastFinder:
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An aggrieved Nigerian Lady Drink Water
@OSCARanking took to social media to narrate her experience in the hands of “some Lagos boys”.

Read below;



https://mobile.twitter.com/OSCARanking/status/947211822389702656

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SOURCE: https://primesng.com/nigerian-lady-narrates-lost-n15000-atm-queue-lagos/

Eni o ba go nii GBE igunu!

coolh3ad:
So the idiot sef dey sleep.. If you quote me again with your useless, senseless, dry and local Diss and Insults, Satan will punish you abundantly in this new year. Oloriburuku, Oloshi, Omo ale jati jati. Don't come and beg me to include you on my payroll so you will know the true meaning of enjoyment in 2018. Dey there make small boy dey Insult you and your generation. I would have said you should be ashamed of yourself but It is very obvious you are "over" ashamed of yourself since when you took down your profile picture. If dem born you well and e sure for you upload am back make we see. I repeat myself. If you quote me again, Satan and the witches in your village that made your life miserable.will continue to punish you and make.your life more miserable in 2018. Bastard son of a bastard father.....quote me at your own peril....

They don teach yoruba by tipa by tulasi . A won oriburuku ti waa se won tii n ba ee to Jo. Iwo FOFOREMI omo akukuibi San see radada! Yoruba bo won ni Oriburuku kii ba won lagba ati kekere lo to n ba won loo. Go get an interpreter because this is too much for your rotten brain to handle

coolh3ad:
Because it's late already and I need to freshen up before i sleep. People suffering from insomnia as a result of insanity and partial blindness can't relate to that........

Hmmm freshen up tufuaah! old pig like you. idiot

coolh3ad:
Mtchewww. RUBBISH...Try again later...

it is taking eternity for your filthy fingers to reply your are such a n hopeless fellow

coolh3ad:
You are no match with me jor. Your insults are just too "boring" and "local" for my liken. Swerve comot make I see front...

too local indeed for your miserable mind

coolh3ad:
Copy copy - copycat. Go and sleep. You need to get some rest. REST IN PEACE WEREY!!!

Asinwin ! won't you keep vigil Olorikori!

coolh3ad:
Oshey! Boda elenu gbogboro. It's like you can't type much again. Shey you don't know what to type again ni abi your brain Don dey shut down for the day or is it that you have 5mb left to use?.

Hmmm boba elenu gbogboro! oponu olonraye!

coolh3ad:
I need sleep oo. I am not suffering from insanity like you wey be werey already. You know mad people kinda suffer from insomnia. So I am not surprised. Baba! Go sleep jor. You are not my match. I will keep saying that over and over again.

clap for yourself Boda ode!

coolh3ad:
***Yawns*** You are not making sense Bro. You do no have what to say again. Go and sleep Bro. You are not my match...**Yawns again**

You are such a miserable thing. you don't need sleep ode!!

coolh3ad:
God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck. If you can beat this, I will continue quoting you. If you can't, Mister man go and die rather than lIve a wretched and god forsaken life pinhead.....

what do you expect when a mad parent gives birth to a mad man like you... e don turn WEREDIRAN!

coolh3ad:
Must you copy me bloody wan.ker?... And what thing are you talking about?. Good look and intelligence abi....Shameless He goat

it is obvious you are a confused clown. Old dirty pig!

coolh3ad:
And blindness and insanity is a part of your generation....

Don't you know that thing runs in your lineage
Boda ode!!!

coolh3ad:
And agree with me that you are blind and mentally unstable......

Your malady no get part 2. it obvious that abnormality run in the blood

coolh3ad:
Para!!. How?. Shey you don dey hallucinate see me ni. Well I am not surprised sha. Hallucination is a symptom of mental disorder. Go visit a psychiatrist ASAP.

I said it stupidity is part of your genetic make- up! Your real problem haven't reveal itself to you. Just agree with me that you are sick!

coolh3ad:
Will you shut your dirty mouth. Shey your sub finish again?. You better go see an optician or betterstill a psychiatrist...You've got a lot of things you are dealing with bonehead..

See as you dey para ! a times facial expression doesn't determine wellness. You have got a serious problem sick head!

coolh3ad:
Ugly?. You mean yourself. I now know you have eye problem or brain problem....Go and die dunce....

Your "Hmmm" made me feel sorry for you at first. Did my Diss and insults touch your heart?. Did I touch a nerve imbe.cile?..

You don suffer! see senseless question he is asking me. I know you haven't taken your prescription today.

coolh3ad:
Chill baba!!. Give me time eh. I dey come. Keep all these grammar for just a few hours eh. I will be back. Don't you have other things to attend to?. I thought you said you weren't jobless na. So you can rent a bedroom space on nairaland today. Chai! This shows all my diss and insults touched you deeply in the right places. Next time you will learn to mind you business. Like I said previously, I can add you on my payroll for 2years conveniently. Won't you jump at that offer?. You need it Bro. You seriously need it. Your family won't accept your failure and senseless excuses in 2018. I AM GIVING YOU A FEW HOURS TO THINK ABOUT THIS CHURCH RAT...

Hmmmm! what a waste you are I repeat. when next they are looking for a corporate clod like you just do me a favour by presenting ur ugly self

coolh3ad:
Retreat?. So you cant read again??. Na wa oo - Your problem is too much for me to handle. Let me repeat myself again dead brain. I hope you get to understand it now.....

"You know I could sit here and wait for you to diss me back, but that could take HOURS, so i am gonna go on with my life, attend to business and make some money while you sit in your BOX and think of what to type since you have lots of time, no life and no brain. I will come back in a few hours then you can "diss me", i will diss you and we'll start the same thing over again until you find a life on Jumia, konga or OLX, buy it and do something with yourself numbskull. Hope you understand this sha"

So as you can see, I am trying to make you understand that i will be back in a few hours. I am trying to even be thoughtful here oo. At least I didn't run away for 3 days without saying a word because of your inability to get N100 to buy 50mb. Bobo, make I rush finish wetin I dey do. I dey come eh!!

Hmmm! all I could deduce from these seemingly incoherent line of thought is cheer cowardice and monumental stupidity! You nothing different from those menama at sabo I can see stupidity written all over your face

coolh3ad:
E pain am to the bone marrow. I will be back to give you more lashing very soon. I got better things to attend to. I only have time for you when i am less busy and watching nickelodeon. Check your data balance and ensure you still got enough data oo. I dey come haggard looking, bony faced idiot. Wait for me eh!!

Hmmm see retreat! when I called you Mr Periwinkle ,old frog and Mr Bolingoli I thought you would prove me wrong but you have just shown yourself as a pitiable old lazy coward. I have got ur time. useless old pig!

coolh3ad:
You do not seems to understand what I typed previously and you think your brain is functioning properly abi.

You know I could sit here and wait for you to diss me back, but that could take HOURS, so i am gonna go on with my life, attend to business and make some money while you sit in your BOX and think of what to type since you have lots of time, no life and no brain. I will come back in a few hours then you can "diss me", i will diss you and we'll start the same thing over again until you find a life on Jumia, konga or OLX, buy it and do something with yourself numbskull. Hope you understand this sha

From where you bought your current rusty brain? Jumia, Kong's or OlX don't sell trash I wonder where you got this your retarded rusty brain from

coolh3ad:
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing..Remember - Without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs YOU after all!

Hmmmm! "Brains aren't everything" what a great waste you are!

coolh3ad:
Bobo you are just typing nonsense grammar up and down. You don't even know the meaning of what you are typing. Na by force to speak English

Aaaaaah I thought as much your redundant brain may find it difficult to comprehend it

coolh3ad:
And it is very obvious that calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people...I'd have loved to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today??

Calling you a zombie would be an understatement. it's obvious your stupidity is congenital

coolh3ad:
Ode!!. Upload you picture back na. You wan use scope divert talk. Mumu!!!

Mr apoda opunu afofungbemu!it obvious your brain needs some hard reset!

coolh3ad:
Old?. Lol. Is that all you got. I am very sure you are older than I..You better respect your old and haggard looking self. Before small boy go just fall your hand. Mumu!!!

Aaaaah! Older than your miserable self. u must be kidding Mr Bolingoli!

coolh3ad:
So you work all days of your life even on Holidays when you are meant to stay at home, relax and celebrate with your family. Damn!!.. No wonder you have a bony face and look very unkempt. Well for you information mister - I have businesses of my own and got people working for me so if I decide to book a bedroom on nairaland, I got nothing to lose and will still add you to my payroll conveniently for two years. Secondly you call me old dirty pig - hahahahahahaha. Guess it's either you are blind or long sighted so I think it's best if you move your phone very far away from you and view my picture again. Your brain might also be malfunctioning - who knows.

Lol. Why did you take down your profile picture?. You are sooooooo ashamed of yourself dude. Guy you are no match with me and you will never be even if you hustle for two years straight without rest. Go f*ck yourself shabby looking old bastard......

old frog clap for yourself!

coolh3ad:
Wooh!!!!. You just renewed your sub after how many days to quote me again??. BONY FACE! Go get a f*cking life. You are no match with me at all.......

because you are a jobless old maggot that has got nothing to do with his miserable life rather than booking a bedroom on nairaland old dirty pig!

PcNnews:
Nigerian Music Legend, Davido is on a fast lane, celebrating the spirit of a New year,the Fia Crooner shared photos of himself with Billionaire Oil Mogul,Femi Otedola, DJ Cuppy and Richest Man in Nigeria, Dangote at the New Year Eve Event with DJ Cuppy.

Imagine paying 500k just to watch some celebrities sing on stage and then you cross over to 2018, haba operation use your head activated oo ..

See photos;
https://joelsblog.com.ng/davido-dines-with-kingsshares-photos-of-himself-with-femi-otedoladj-cuppydangote-at-an-event/

Davido legend? op una well so?

dulux07:
You knew that, before u started d relationship with him. Your best option is to discuss with him n convince him to allow u continue worshiping in ur church, if he does not agree, u ve no choice than to ff him to his church if he insist, cos he is ur husband, n the bible is against u disobeying him, all u can do is keep praying abt it. So its better u guys agree on this, before u get married.

My bro it is easier said than done oo! if he allows her to be attending her own church, he will be doing it to buy up the time after 2 or three kids now you will be hearing stories that ... am not comfortable with this idea of attending separate churches...

hungryboy:
you wan ban rice importation when our local farmers never get enough rice to meet demand, which will only lead to one thing, making rice more expensive and unaffordable for people like me. When dis man go get sense?

You sound incomprehensible." farmers never get enough rice to meet demand"

coolh3ad:
I can see you lack common sense. E be like say your brain dey pain you well. Why did you quote me first idiot?. Why didn't you just mind your business in the first place. I wasn't even talking to you or your generation so why quote me?. If you will notice I dey follow you and your generation talk because I do not give a f*ck. You are just a busy body looking for cheap attention. I would have ignored a bastard like you but no - I get your time. If you got the balls, continue quoting me. Make we see who go first tire bony face!!!!......

Mr periwinkle face clap for yourself idiot!