₦airaland Forum

mrvitalis:
If so America wont be scared of russia

Scared as in..?

mrvitalis:
Enough of all this stupid stats

Nigeria is indeed a poor country relative to other developed countries

But to say this is a big lie

A wheelbarrow pusher makes far more than this
Shoe maker makes far more
Akara sellers makes far more

Even boys that pick iron make far more
Don't come here and shout 18k minimum wage cos no one earns that
That's for level one step one

85 % of Nigeria at working age are employed maybe a lot of them are underemployed but they work

Unless you are lazy making millions in Nigeria is so so easy

This stupid organization needs more donations so ghetto quote this rubbish

But whether we like it or not stats are indicators of level of development of any nation!

About 152 million Nigerians live on less than $ 2 a day, representing about 80 per cent of the country ’s estimated 190 million population, the African Development Bank has said.
According to the AfDB , which stated this in its 2018 Nigeria Economic Outlook , the level of poverty in the country is unacceptably high .
The Nigeria Economic Outlook is part of larger report, the African Economic Outlook , published by the bank on an annual basis .
The report stated , “ Nigeria still faces significant challenges , including foreign exchange shortages, disruptions in fuel supply, power shortages and insecurity in some parts of the country.
“ Revenue mobilisation efforts are insufficient; at five per cent, Value Added Tax rates are among the lowest in the world , and revenue administration is inefficient.
“ Poverty is unacceptably high; nearly 80 per cent of Nigeria’ s 190 million people live on less than $ 2 a day. ”
The report noted that recovery in oil prices and production would help drive growth and provide fiscal space as the government pursued important structural reforms to diversify the economy .
According to the AfDB, faithful implementation of the Economic Recovery and Growth Plan ( 2017– 20) holds the promise of weaning the nation off its dependence on oil .
The plan focuses on six priority sectors : agriculture; manufacturing ; solid minerals , including iron , gold , and coal; services , including Information and Communications Technology, financial services, tourism , and creative industries ; construction and real estate ; and oil and gas...
http://punchng.com/152-million-nigerians-live-on-less-than-2day-afdb/

A former National Publicity Secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party, Chief Olisa Metuh , was on Monday produced on a stretcher before the Federal High Court in Abuja for his ongoing trial in respect of the N400 m he allegedly received from the Office of the National Security Adviser in 2014
The trial judge, Justice Okon Abang, had to adjourn the matter due to the condition of the defendant .
After the matter was adjourned , Metuh was taken to an ambulance of the National Hospital , Abuja , waiting outside the courtroom.
He was driven off in the ambulance with number plate, 44 Q 20 FG , at about 10 :27 am on Monday .
The case was adjourned till March 14 .

EODforce:
. keep deceiving yourself young man
no go hustle!

And what has your hustling brought you?

IamBoobs:
Good day NLers.
I'll try and make this short and simple.

Am 23, I've my own Data Selling business and by God grace am doing well, so money is never a problem.

But the problem I've is that, am a skinny dude.
When it comes to food, I don't have much choice, so basically am always eating, same type of foods all the time.

I eat all sorts of Carbohydrates and protein foods still yet man still slim.

I know some will say maybe it's my parent genetics, but NO, they're both Fat, same as my other siblings.


Dear NLers, Please any Food Diet I can Eat Or Fruits Or Maybe Drugs I can use?? I must be Normal or FAT o lol.

Please help a skinny dude.. Lol

NOTE: I don't masturbate, I don't smoke, I don't Have Any STD.

Ni bi ti adie ti n sukun aileyin nibe ni ajanaku ti n sukun airete bo tie~ where the fowl is crying of not having teeth, the elephant is bordered about not having a broader lip to cover its tusks

pls which company has the track record of hatching healthy layer chicks am about to stock my pen. meanwhile CHI= #200, AMO= #200, ZARTECH= #190

Groovenaija360:
Tanzanian police have deemed a controversial, self-proclaimed prophet mentally ill. According to the Dodoma Police Commander, the condition was disclosed following a medical check-up on Nabii Tito.

The 44-year-old Tito, real name Onesmo Machibya made headlines after he was pictured preaching with a Bible on one hand and a bottle of beer in the other.

Viral photos of Prophet Tito kissing his wife and house help have been doing rounds on social media leaving many astounded.

While making the announcement on Tito’s mental health at a press briefing, Commander Gilles Muroto warned the preacher against preaching controversial messages about Christianity.

Muroto accused Tito of incitement against religion and misleading his followers with a non-existent doctrine.

Nabii Tito’s case comes just few months after a church known as Louzolo Amour in Congo was exposed for preaching that drinking beer can cast out demons.

Founded by Guy Emile Loufoua Cetikouabo, he proclaimed himself God and his followers claim that he is invisible. Cetikouabo’s representative on earth is one Charles Mikoungui Loundou who is also the church leader.

Speaking to African News, one of the church’s followers confessed that “I arrived here sick, brother Mikoungui gave me a bottle of beer, I drank a first sip, and a second, at the third one, I went into a trance, I then felt better.”

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/prophet-pictured-ks-sing-wife-house-help-is-mentally-ill%E2%88%92tanzanian-police/

Saint Bottles Cathedral

Groovenaija360:
Tanzanian police have deemed a controversial, self-proclaimed prophet mentally ill. According to the Dodoma Police Commander, the condition was disclosed following a medical check-up on Nabii Tito.

The 44-year-old Tito, real name Onesmo Machibya made headlines after he was pictured preaching with a Bible on one hand and a bottle of beer in the other.

Viral photos of Prophet Tito kissing his wife and house help have been doing rounds on social media leaving many astounded.

While making the announcement on Tito’s mental health at a press briefing, Commander Gilles Muroto warned the preacher against preaching controversial messages about Christianity.

Muroto accused Tito of incitement against religion and misleading his followers with a non-existent doctrine.

Nabii Tito’s case comes just few months after a church known as Louzolo Amour in Congo was exposed for preaching that drinking beer can cast out demons.

Founded by Guy Emile Loufoua Cetikouabo, he proclaimed himself God and his followers claim that he is invisible. Cetikouabo’s representative on earth is one Charles Mikoungui Loundou who is also the church leader.

Speaking to African News, one of the church’s followers confessed that “I arrived here sick, brother Mikoungui gave me a bottle of beer, I drank a first sip, and a second, at the third one, I went into a trance, I then felt better.”

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/prophet-pictured-ks-sing-wife-house-help-is-mentally-ill%E2%88%92tanzanian-police/

Saint Bottles Cathedral

Simpledude0847:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-fg-orders-security-agencies-monitor-social-media-posts

Is only here in Nigeria where secret is never a secret!

nwakibie3:
Former aide to the immediate past President, Goodluck Jonathan, Doyin Okupe, has said that he and other politicians from the South West have always known that associating with the Northern political elites is regrettable.

Doyin said any Southwest politician can come out to prove him wrong adding that most northern politicians he had worked with played very selfish and parochial politics.

The former Presidential aide said this in a post he shared on Facebook where he maintained that the northern political elites often time, make them, the southern collaborators look like saboteurs of their people.

Doyin wrote, “I chose politics over Surgery.

“In choosing politics I also chose a party, NPN, with a national outlook than the regional party, UPN, that held sway in my geopolitical zone.

“From then, 35years ago, and now I have always choosing national parties because of my belief in Nigeria.

“I am not alone in this class of southwest nationalists. i have seniors like, Akinloye, Awotesu, Odunjo, prince adetona, M.K.O. Abiola,who are all late. Baba Akinjide is still alive and well.

”However and quite sadly I say it openly today without any fear of contradictions that with no exception, WE ALL REGRET OUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE NORTHERN POLITICAL ELITES.

“I have not spoken to chief akinjide in over 3years and I do not have his permission to speak on his behalf. Since God has preserved his life till such a time as this, nigerians are at liberty to (confirm or denounce) my statement from him.

“We regret our association because the most of those we worked with played very selfish and parochial nearly based on master servant relationship. Always the interest of the north superseded every other interests and it must be achieved at any and all cost. Often times making us, the patriotic the southern collaborators look like saboteurs of our people.

“I must add here that but for general Babangida and Aliyu Gusau with very few associates, the wrong that was done by the unfair annulment of Abiolas mandate would not have been assuaged by the the creation of a political scenario which ensured head and tail, a southwest President emerged in 1999.

“People may want to argue that this was not a big deal since it was Babangida’s administration itself that caused the annulment. If the annulment was an error the subsequent incaseration and death of MKO was a major disaster that had the potential to scatter this great nation for good if not carefully recompensed through a political retribution in 1999.

“Whenever we asked for the correction of the political and unjust imbalances done by the military, the northern political elites always give the untenable excuses that those actions were done by through military fiat and not the political democratic system.

“Yet the entire military interregnum was headed by northern officers. This is why today we have ridiculous lopsidedness in distribution of states and local governments in the country. it is the same reason we are a federation run with a unitary constitution. it is the same reason that virtually ALL northerners irrespective of their political parties are united in their opposition to Restructuring.

“It is the same reason that all securities agencies in the country (except for 1 or 2 minor ones) are headed by northerners. Yet our political elite class and colleagues in the north look the other way and are quite comfortable with all this unfairness and condemnable injustices which breed hate and disunity in the country.

“The worst of it all is the unguarded, arrogant and uncaring pronouncements from northern elites and leaders in times of severe national calamities inflicted by some northerners on other citizens of the nation.

“The recent gruesome killings in Benue is a thing all Nigerians should be sad and concerned about. It is not an occasion for profuse but irrational arguments and justifications. Certainly not an occasion for display of insensitivity.

“I personally will never ever do anything or participate in any actions that will precipitate the dismemberment of Nigeria. To do so, will be to break the nearly 60years mirror of hope that I had envisioned Nigeria.

“I will however sound a note of warning to our friends from the North, and this is more partisan, that yet we may appear to have been fooled for so long, yes, in the interest of national unity, we have with great anguish, we have tolerated and accommodated the sustained excesses of the north, we have finally reached the end of our tethers. Our elasticity has been stretched to its breaking point.

“I therefore desperately plead with our friends and colleagues to apply reason and good conscience in issues that concern equity and justice in this country. No part of this nation was conquered by another.

“We are an independent sovereign Nation and no citizen must live in fear, none must be treated before the law as being superior or inferior. Governance must be all inclusive and must belong to all not a few as we presently have. Senior citizens from the north must stop playing the ostrich just to please their own especially when their actions harm other sections of the country.

“From now onward it is the North that will decide if the country shall remain together or otherwise.

“May the Almighty Bless our country Nigeria and imbibe its leadership especially those from the North the conscience to stand for what is equitable and just and the courage to speak against evil no matter who the perpetrators are.”


http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/24/yorubas-always-regret-associating-northerners-doyin-okupe/

Homogeneity has and will continue to be the only surviving factor helping the developed countries of the world. Nigeria has a multicultural complexities which have never for once worked in our favour. Until this heterogeneous arrangement is broken down into simple manageable ones,things may not work out the way we want it

HeWrites:
A South African lady identified as Saidy Brown, has taken to her Twitter page (@saidy_brown) to shared her amazing journey living with HIV.

According to her, she does not allow her health status affect her as she is still living her best life and does not consider herself a victim.

Saidy who shared her beautiful photos wrote:
“HIV might have changed my life,but I never would have allowed it to limit me. I am still standing. I am still alive. I am queening. I am no victim. I am an #HIVictor”

https://twitter.com/saidy_brown/status/955331014435491840

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/937741380067168256/2aXoHmLl_400x400.jpg

if una they hear "keep off danger zone"

cruzita:
SEE AS D MAN JUST STAND STRAIGHT LIKE ELECTRIC POLE

before nko! u won make him bend like dry fish ni

where do we put the power of the holyspirit? it is no longer news that people under the auspices of religion are ready to milk unsuspected victims dry

exlinklodge:
Is as if she wants to go naked in broad day light. Biko, what is wrong with girls of nowadays? The daughter of ex-governor of Oyo state, Grace Lodoja, has created lots of buzz on social media with her fashion class which calls for serious concern.

Did her father see her before she left the house? No doubt she is someone that loves fashion and she has gradually groom herself to that level where she does not care about what is being said about her or what the society thinks of her. It’s all about the tech world and sis is doing fine just the way she wants to live her life as she continues to enjoy her father’s wealth.

She created a stare recently when she stepped out in an outfit that calls for serious questioning considering the kind of reputable family she is from.

No be small thing ooo.. More pics below


More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2018/01/daughter-of-ex-oyo-state-governor-steps.html?m=1

A minute silence for the fallen heroes!

seunmohmoh:
..

a pity no slaying for heaven

smulti:
Sleeping Giant that cannot Carter for her people but embezzling millions of public funds and stashing it overseas for their unborn generations

this is why Nigerians emigrated to countries they are far better off

I believed you read the post very well. We have citizens of other countries in south Africa going about their lawful business and likewise Nigerians in SouthAfrica. The way you have painted it is as if it is a very bad idea for the citizens of another country to stay off their shores. The report did not say they are illegal immigrants as a matter of fact they are successful businessmen

itspzpics:
Juliet Ibrahim Vs Eudoxie Yao : Who rock this oufit Better?

Curvy Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim and curvy Ivorian actress Eudoxie Yao both wore the same dress in the same colour. Juliet wore hers for the Soundcity MVP Awards on Jan 12 while Eudoxie shared a photo of herself in the same dress.


Gist from @boipraize


Source ::: http://www.praizeupdates.com/1844-2/

A won agbako idi!

EmagNig:
Delectable Nollywood Actress and filmmaker, Maryam Charles has presented her own opinion on the trending sex doll topic, and she is of the school of thought that the dolls can never take the place of a “real girlfriend.” And broke guys cannot even afford the sex doll.

In a post she made on her Instagram today, Maryam Charles says the sex dolls are not even meant for guys that are not loaded as each costs a whooping N800,000.

Maryam Charles also stated the things that a real girlfriend can do, but a doll can't

She says:



http://lailasnews.com/broke-guys-cannot-buy-a-sex-doll-actress-maryam-charles/

so u wan compare yourself with
those sexy dolls. some dolls sabi romance person than all these fake girls around

excelsiorfarm:
Ogunleti01 send your mail directly to my email or reach me via whatsapp or post your intention here.
God bless

want to know how much your training fee is? bamiseogunleti@gmail.com

lavenjcrown:
Good day my fellow nairalander, my name is Adewunmi, an OND holder, currently doing my internship here in NNPC DEPOT, Lagos. i am fortunate to be working in the Depot manager's office as the assistant secretary but the issue i'm having here is i don't know how to express myself so well when i'm with my DM or staff that comes around to see the DM. i feel i should be eloquent and bold with speaking to my DM but i feel so shy and less courage when speaking with her. please your advice.

The embarrassment one of my senior colleagues got from one our lecturers then in the university pushed me to buckle up as regards my spoken English. I am a product of public primary as well as secondary school so speaking English was like a taboo.My first year in the university was like hell. I couldn't relate well with my peers both at hostel and in the class. I turned down every request to represent the class and even in the fellowship. But I experienced a turnaround when I was searching for a book out of hundreds of books my mother used during her modern school days- Brighter Grammar 1 &2. The little I can speak and write today was aided by that book. Pls endeavour to get them.

bughead:
this shiit was making sense not until when you started replacing one Yoruba lunatic olumba olumba with his real name (lord Jesus Christ) that's when I stop reading this piece of shiit

So olumba olumba obu is a Yoruba name eeen? clap for yourself

emma321:
One, Abdullahi Haruna, from Nasko community in Magama Local Government Area of Niger State, has been arrested for defiling seven underage boys. man drugs, Rapes

According to Punch, The 50-year-old was said to have had regular sexual intercourse with the teenagers for a long time before he was nabbed.

 
It was gathered that Haruna divorced his wife sometime ago and took to defiling young boys in Getagi village.

Haruna allegedly drugged his victims before having carnal knowledge of them.

Confessing to the crime, Haruna said, “I have been into this act for over three years and I cannot explain why am still doing it, but one thing was certain, I know that the police would apprehend me one day.


Details: http://anstalk.com/50-year-old-man-drugs-rapes-7-underage-boys-niger/

punnah no dey hungry you again but innocent boys

Emekus92:
http://sunnewsonline.com/abomination-man-impregnates-mother-in-law/

una see yourself so! stop drinking alomo,derock,babyoku,koboko,kogbebe, agbaraokunrin, agbaraobinrin, agbara omode...una no dey listen.

iamJ:
so person marry this one wonders shall neva end

she looks dirty even with all the make up, the guy try

aaaah! una well so?

FastestTech:
Source: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/art-or-trash-checkout-this-ladys-unclad-trending-photo/

The dignity of womanhood is nowhere to be found nowadays

bringing in rashford as a sub would have made a lot of difference rather than starting him. he makes impact coming off the bench

let hope man u don't disappoint this night

Sheun001:
Draw soup loading....
Man united 1 vs derby county 2
Quote me after the match

so ur own draw soup is 1:2 bad belle wouldn't let you be

stephenduru:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/after-7yrs-of-datingnigerian-soldier.html?m=1

Waiting for the day someone will propose to her girl on Lagos-ibadan express road or benin-ore it will be too much eeh!

tigerclaws:
masha Allah amin
amen ooooo

The same way you would have wished death to your miserable self.

NaijaCelebrity:
Liposuction is now in full force in Lagos, Nigeria. Men are now in  big trouble because a surgical expert who specialises in fat transfer procedure, liposuction and reconstructive surgery has landed in Nigeria. Meet UNILAG College of Medicine Graduate Dr Rasheed Ayobami Aranmolate.

Dr Rasheed Ayobami Aranmolate is currently works at Grandville Medical and laser clinic in Surulere and Lekki. He is the plastic surgeon who has turned around the in-perfect bodies of Tonto Dikeh into figure 8 shape that men long for.


http://news.nollyzone.com/meet-doctor-turned-tonto-dikeh-perfect-body-figure-8-shape-men-long/

"... is currently works..." ayeooo! Ogun esu see how op massacre English language

SHEAU:
if u an afonja, u can mine skull, little capital required

Hmmm! when last did you renew your brain license? obviously it is outdated!