₦airaland Forum

dre11:
http://punchng.com/lagos-abuja-anywhere-igbo-reside-and-invest-is-part-of-biafra-massob/

Group of confused clowns

just imagine the Night of Champions without Ijemba and Sean... what can i say... larry got it spot off

kettykin:
this should be taken to the joke section biko, a Man whose country lacks electricity , still imports fuel , has security issues in about 28 states out of 36 states , is battling flood problems has the time to seat down for 90 minutes in front of a television set , where as people like me that are pure private enterprenuers cannot seat down for more than 30 minutes before the TV set , Hmmmm APC is really playing with the destiny of Nigeria.

but whar about the issue of security and flood in the US? stop allowing prejudice becloud ur senseless brain

UncleRichy:
love is blind

what do u mean? foolish goat

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] life sha, didn't want to talk b4 but i know this girl very very very very very well

Wendy is the name that i know her with, maybe uche is her official name, see her forming decent here life sha

Women, who no fear them never start life

Happy married life wendy [/color]

Spoiler na yua surname!

Hustle must pay! proudly an IPOB

coldsummer:
Looool



We are really encouraging local companies made in Nigeria to grow the naira indeed.

Silly senseless man

Are you going to finance it frm ur pocket? Olodo oshi read in between the lines

toseen7:
I wonder how this as$nal team take get fans


Yeye team

shey dem don cut ticket ni my nigga?

kokoA:
All these men broses sef.. them no go allow girl mature finish before dem begin camp am.

Nna ehnn the thing tire me ooo. Nah catch them young dem dey do now!

paBuhari:
In sane climes, Buhari would have been impeached long ago for abdicating responsibilities. But because this jungle is a zoo, mediocrity is the order of the day.
Wait and see how mumu members of the zoo's govt will tag Buhari's illness and recovery the biggest achievement of Buhari's govt. Since they have nothing to show for in terms of achievement, Buhari will soon be celebrated by zombies for spending 6 months taking pictures and cracking JOKES in London ~ with TAX PAYERS money..
What a zoo!

why are so hopeless and ill-informed like this. So surprise you could open that your smelly mouth to say HE ABDICATED HIS RESPONSIBILITY... Dis you Nnamdi Kanu has brainwash you tiny flat skull.

Diffdeef:
The boy doesn't even resemble neither the mother nor the father.

Una don come with ur mischievousness abi?

sirmmykay:
I read through the comments and i just laugh. Let's learn to find out fact before saying rubbish.
1. It was stepped down becus of the crisis between police and Amb. Akoh (Not peace corps and moreover Saraki said the reason for steeping it down has nothing to do with the court case).

2. Those that are after genuine information knows that NUPEC (which David Mark is supporting) are fighting hard to be added to the Peace Corps which they are yet to have their way. as a result of this, they (NUPEC) are frustrating the passage of the bill.

3. NUPEC only got to Senate without passing through Rep, and as a result of this, the Rep are saying there is nothing like NUPEC. to solve this problem, Senate committee on Judiciary are asked to meet with House of Rep in order to know what is really wrong.

4. In doing this, NUPEC will automatically be scrapped out (Oh sorry for those that bought their form and their ranks)

5. Judiciary are to feed the house back in two weeks time.

6. To all the enemies, the bill as passed through all processes that may disqualify it, all that is needed is adoption which is just a matter of time.

7. Advice, for the fact that you are not part of them, doesn't mean that you should be against the hope of another fellow. no amount of security personnel is enough to secure a nation. we all can't be an entrepreneur so don't expect everybody to be what is not possible.

As for me, i've started the journey with peace corps, i know it's only for a while, we shall overcome and by then i can leave this underemployed job that can't take me home (just like many of you).

when ur age might have worked against you-my problems with the zombies who have turned 40, 50 still parading themselves as peace corp member.

Homeboiy:
Osun---oshogbo

omotayo something

Tufiakwa

ndi uwa mmebi

Evans kinsmen take ur time

chie8:
Remember controversial Nigerian pastor Prophet Anointed CFM aka Prophet SEER 1 who lives in Lusaka,Zambia?He claims that his anointing water healed a patient suffering from HIV.

What do you think?



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/prophet-seer-1-claims-that-he-healed.html

His own holy water get expiry date. Motherfucker!!!

ecoeco:
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E be like say all dos prince nd king roles wey e de play
4 film don de enter im head
Pls som1 tell him that dis is real life oo



#Eco99#

The same way you people run down Desmond Elliot with ur ogbono mouth

Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

Chai! See humiliation. U don suffer! JELILI ONISOO!

Blessed16:
seven years? hmm,End time bby

everything na end time instead of appreciating the wonderful gift of God.

autojosh:
The trend that got Bugatti, Aston Martin and the Lexus building matching yachts and planes has attracted Mercedes-Benz too.

Tagged the ‘Gran turismo‘ of the seas, and a distant cousin of the Benz S class, the Mercedes Silver Arrow Yacht was built to drop jaws of Mercedes-Benz lovers and critics alike.

For N930 million (£2 million), you get a 900bhp, twin diesel engines, 880 horse power, and the smoothest and noiseless cruise you’ve never imagined.

The interior is a beauty to behold, with its exquisite kitchen facilities, wine fridge, a large glass table, fully retractable side windows,and a vast glass sunroof.

And for those that look to spend weeks at sea, a push of a button retracts the glass table and out slides a king-size double bed for a night under the stars.

https://autojosh.com/2017-mercedes-silver-arrow-yacht-review/

I cast and bind every spirit of poverty from my life. I banish anything called wretchedness.

salford1:
The thread is about Lagos. You can open another thread for Osun if you care so much about its GDP or allocation. My people have better things to think about than worry about Oil companies moving their offices to kafanchan or timbuktu....

That has always been my problem with these misinformed JEWS. Is as if they have been hypnotised not to accept the fact that they couldn't invest in their poverty stricken states for reasons best known to them rather they preferred to come and invest in another man's land.

jnichole:
pls is the LG g3 a nice phone to pick?

They are as delicate as eggs. If you can cope with d incessant breakage of the screen

Gptech:
Plus run when you hear the name Lg g2, unless you are ready to keep replacing your screen.

My brother u hv spoken well. After buying my lg G2 pro have replaced the battery with abt 3000 the screen twice. And just on wednesday the phone packed up while charging

pls @ bamiseogunleti@gmail.com

Once again i would like to advice you not to be in a hurry to lock up your information on the portal. this is the mistake ppl are making. You still have more than enough time to make little adjustment to the already saved infomation. like in the case of ur nysc certificate no some are using their call up no. for instance i initially picked 'other' for my course of study because i could not find international relations from d list but was surprised this evening when i checked and saw international relations live and direct frm d list. plz check very well befor u paddlock your data.

obonujoker:
Lemme see any Yoruba Muslim that will come hear and shout Buhari is not a thief....

it pains me most of the time when i read post that lacks logic and common sense. Buhari is a thief yet he would not spare anyone found wanting among those whom he has choosen to work with him... Is there any correlation? Put on ur thinking cap!!!

hinwazaka:
Ole, barawo, sophisticated thief. And you want to rule Nigeria. Only God knows the billions they are bribing you with now.

it is obvious u have taken some weeds.

WorldRichest:
Money that is supposed to be used for Capital project is used for recurrent expenditure. Is that how the state will develop?

continue building bridges while citizens are dying of hunger everyday. Stuwpid talk

Jodha:
Madam go rest..

Jhoor oo.. We will not take this..

indeed she should go and rest while u continue to display ur ignoramity. 11million votes multiply by #30 for using ur sim to vote multiply bt the number of weeks=? Do the calculation urself and at the end of the day winner goes home with 25 million. But if government decided to put 2naira on top of d fuel price, hell would be let loose. I think a rational thinking Nigerian should ask of what importance is the show to Nigerians?

naughtyDiana:
lmao!!! if dem born ur papa well, send am

omo if una dey hear odikwa risky...

Whoeppme:
So Sad. Killed on Duty just because of IPhone to Show off. What a wicked World .

So you know that in more civilised World delivery Men are usually sent to learn Martial Skills in case of circumstances like this one, They can defend and fight for them self.

martial art with these two hefty men and their stupid girl?

suzan404:
Remember to use condom oo

SouthAfrican girls, Odikwa Risky!!!

Get bitter kola aplenty, blend them into pulp and allow the pulp to stay inside a big plastic of water for like 2days. Then spray ur surroundings with the solution

Shehu9ja:
Ministry of Trade and Investment

was Tourism officer under the ministry of information culture and tourism shortlisted in any state