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my name is OGUNWALE

Choose d longest of your names, and comment each letter as a post without any obstruction frm any oda person. For example, if your name is ADEYEMI, type "A" and submit, quickly type "D" and submit till you type d last letter without any obstruction frm anoda persn......

**RULES OF THE GAME...***
* You'll have to start again if you are obstructed...
* No short names. The least is six(6) letter words
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R'member, ur fastness and network determines ur sucess...
LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!!

Girl: I'm having my operation now...... I love you.
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The girl lays on operation bed and Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying "I love you too".

Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone....
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Girl: Nurse where is he?

Nurse says: They didn't tell
you who's heart they gave you, did they?
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Nurse hands the girl a note and the Girl reads note......
''I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOURS......''
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How many of you guys can do this

simpleseyi: Yes, very right Obasanjo is Igbo, just as

Jonathan is from Ogbomoso, Oyo state
IBB is from Ilesha, Osun state
Dame Sheppopo is from Adamawa
Ojukwu is from Sokoto
Stella Oduah is from Ilorin

NONSENSE.

i double zoom u bro.... D guy is saying rubbish with confidence..#lol

-THINGS ARE HARD (remember, people are buying cars, living well and building houses everyday)
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-SINGLES: I DNT TRUST MEN OR WOMEN, THEY ARE BAD (your mates are wedding every saturday, are they marrying spirits?)
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-MARRIED: "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE" (no be married people like u dey celebrate Gold, silver and even plastic jubilee? Make it work my friend)
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-"l HATE MY JOB" (60 million pple are jobless, u wan join them?)
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-"l HATE WHERE I LIVE" (pass ojuelegba, mile 2, cms, idumota, yaba bridges at night, u will be grateful u even have a place to stay at all)
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-"I'm TIRED OF LIFE" (go mortuary go look)
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Point is, be careful what u wish yourself. Your mouth or thought could be hindering u.
Be positive and believe in God. That's all that matters.
AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING
GOD AND PLEASE, TAKE ACTIONS TOO.
1Day 1Day, very soon, U will get there!!!

oyinbo.......

u sure dis is correct?

Obasgilbert:

u'v tried it or u just tryin 2 book a space?

Ruq: while I gather it

you are a thief in the lord....

Post Yours.....

1. While siting at your desk in front of a computer, or any chair, lift your right foot off the ground and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. I can bet with my life that your foot will change direction.
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2. Call one of your friends and tell him to grab a pen and a biro that you wanna dictate some codes to him. Tell him to write these letters;
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***370HSSV 0773H***
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And simply tell him to turn it upside down. I'm very sure you'll spit out the stress inside of you by your friend's reaction.
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Are you now wondering how this will relieve your stress? Its simple. When you are happy, you are less stressed. When you try this excercise, it seems kinda funny and impossible and you'll wana try it over and over again. By that time, you would have forgotten that you have been stressed. But please, don't try this in a General meeting oo make dem no go tie you rope...
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**@Mod this must surely make the frontpage**

wher did u gt dis frm?

Mina98: will you now ask what the reason was or you take action immediately?

i'm nt a violent person n i'm a kind of guy datz nt usually freaked abt al dose tinz. I might feel bad o bt i wont tak any action immediately. I'll jst leave n probably listen 2 music n create sum dance steps den i"l b fine.

dis is hilarious.....na dier wahala b dat!!!

this is beyond physical....... I know i dnt av any demon bt sum pple luk irritating sumtimes.

change frm being a perfectionist 2 imperfectionist.... Simple!!!

hmmm....

**first page tinz**

is dere any difference?

2m/annum? Will i meet fridge, television, home theatre, air condition, bed, rug and so on inside d building?

shebi dem do deliverance for d guy? Mayb dat was a superficial deliverance.

go 2 dier office....

**space booked**

derez nutin i cn do......4 my partner 2 cheat on me, den dere must b a reason. I might even b d cause. Bt i'll lik 2 knw d reasn sha.....
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