₦airaland Forum

Stop talking nonsense.
Humans need to be governed by rules and regulations, otherwise they’d do whatever they please.
Students must not be allowed to make adjustments or abuse the fixtures located on campus, especially electrical and plumbing installations.
Most importantly, in designing and building high-traffic structures, such as schools and markets, thorough diligence must be done in who the contractors would be, to ensure long-term quality and easily-maintainable facilities. More so, there should be a well-stocked and -funded maintenance department ready to clean and fix things before they get out of hand. Let’s stop being primitive with all the education, divination, and travels our people possess and boast about.

osuofia2:
Go to hostels and see the way students are mismanaging it,

Yet, these cowardly idiots don’t have the cajones to fight and scatter Peter Obi without resorting to criminal subterfuge, much less ordinary bandits and terrorists. Sadly, they are failing woefully in carrying out the executive, legislative, and judiciary duties they were desperately rigged in to perform.

This is bvllshit! These fvckers need to die and burn. WAR needs to be declared today, else we are just a country of cowards and hypocrites. God punish the government.

Who are these ones? Youths in politics my arse! What the hell is that title, Queen Mother of NYIP? They look like opportunistic youths posturing to use this unfortunate terrorism to be used to loot. The solution is resignations, repercussions, and restructuring: 3Rs.

Ol’boy, I play well well o! See the games we played in the early to late 80s.

11. KPAKIN: shooting udara (agbalumo) seeds into holes by flicking fingers at the seeds from a distance.
12. KALO KALO: street slot machine played by depositing udara seeds into a perforated kpangolo (Milo can) and spinning it with the aim of winning seeds that fall out.
13. EGUNGUN: played around Christmas, were children moved about in masquerade dance/musical groups to sing funny and vulgar songs while the masquerade dances in demonstration of the songs’ lyrics.
14. BORIS CARTS: making and riding carts built with wood planks, ball bearings (boris), bucket handles, etc.
15. FLUTE: challenging each other to play familiar tunes.
16. WORDING (yabis): making jest of each other with funny and vulgar tropes. Parents were not left out. Eg., Your-mama jokes.
17. EGBON: kids entered verbal contracts in Pidgin English to own whatever they can hit out of each other’s hands, with the exception of things belonging to parents, other adults, or siblings. Dis one go make you cry and become enraged with vengeance.
18. SCORE and KEEP: football played with one goal post, one goal keeper and 4 or more players. Whoever dribbles the others and scores becomes the new goalie…LOL.
19. POPI! YES!: Played when one person wearing a blindfold yells out “POPI” while seeking for and reaching to touch others who respond with “Yes?”, all within in a small space. Care must be taken not to be misled by mischievous ones towards the gutter.

Change the dirty uniforms to look cleaner, smarter, and well equipped. We need to stop chasing shadows.

The unconstitutional Sharia law and islamism is what gave rise to these.

Nigeria needs to divide along the Niger and Benue rivers to prevent these terrorists from causing mayhem in middlebelt and southern states.

TINUBU is the godfather of corruption. So, everyone is hewing accordingly, disregarding where the chips may fly or what the consequences would be.

olaolulazio:
Abi na Tinubu do this one again.

We are our own problem.

Read again,

Slowly


This

Time.

There’s nothing like “talk more”; it is much less. “Talk more” generally refers to increasing communication or engagement, while "much less" (often used as "let alone" ) emphasizes that if a small task cannot be done, a larger one is impossible.

Cyberterror:
Fake news. Even in the south, such free gifts will be rushed, talk more much less the north.

This is not sustainable. Why are we so backward? In a Federal Capital Territory and anywhere else that has many residents, a rich government, and health priorities, the drainage should be done with a wide and covered conduit.

Uncanny fellow gainsaying the facts and spewing drivels. They always argue foolishly to keep their corrupt cronies and paymasters in power.

Then, their leaders should start dressing and reasoning like Igbos, to neutralize the stereotype. They are the ones giving themselves a bad name to be dragged and hanged.

EloquentMedia:
This is a case of giving a dog a bad name to hang it. If this came from an Anambra senator you would have seen it as playing politics but because you grew up with the single story that Ebonyians are not that smart you only look for things consistent with that belief system

That's how the human mind works and that's the genesis of xenophobia and genocide. Beware the root of hate is already sprouting in you

Hopefully, that number (91k) doesn’t include ghost prisoners. Trust Nigerian Civil Service leaders at your peril.
Also, economy of scale (purchasing large quantities and inmate labour) should make the cost per meal + snacks to be about #100.

GanagiBitrus:
14,800,000,000÷91,000÷365
=445.58 per day for one inmate.

That's less than ₦150 per meal.

Damn too poor.

This nothing but ASTROTURFING.

Otutubuike:
Soludo Magic: How Sit-At-Home Ended In Anambra

By Law Mefor




* Law Mefor, PhD, is the Anambra State Commissioner for Information.

How is Lagos on the list? Places like Lagos Island, Eti Osa, Ajeromi Ifelodun (Ajegunle), etc., don’t have potable water, given the brackish ground water and contaminated water ways. The water isn’t safe enough for human consumption, cooking, and hygiene, having all manner of pathogens and contaminants.

All the Italians, Germans, Dutch, French, Japanese, etc, who moved to the USA lost their languages over time and adopted English to survive in a hostile environment.. You have to be monolithic, prosperous, self-sufficient, needed, ubiquitous, and united to not give up your native languages. The US federal and most state governments would even translate official documents to accommodate your people. The Jews, Armenians, Chinese, Persians, Koreans, Filipinos, Vietnamese, and Spanish have been able to preserve their culture. NIGERIA is not monolithic, prosperous, self-sufficient, needed, and united. We are ubiquitous, but need to stand alone. Igbos, Yorubas, Ijaws, Hausas, Efik, Ibibio, etc, would have to dominate certain areas and be needed enough to be desired for our fashion, food, masquerades, festivals, culture, products, and services. If any one of the tribes can create their version of the trending ceremonial dresses and delicious meals like Egusi, and keep improving upon it, tney’ll have their towns, like China Town, Little Armenia, Filipino Town, etc.

musicwriter:
Of course, those are Africans but called African-Americans.

And there would have been much more cultural exchange between them and Africa if we didn't give up our native languages in exchange for European languages.

The most powerful tool would have been taking African languages there and having them speak it.

If that were the case, you could have easily stumbled on an African-American in the street of New York, California or even black Europeans in Europe speaking fluent Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Gikuyu, Zulu, Swahili, etc. If we were in our right state of mind, this would have been one of the main goal of true African literature.

But Chinua Achebe, Wole Soyinka and co in their naivety said no, and with the patronage of their white masters, they created the mess we live today

It’s funny that nobody recognized her. She’s ADETOUN, the self-styled activist who yelled at a street cleaner at Ikoyi for bringing her young daughter to come help sweep streets early in the morning.

Hot garri and delicious egusi sauce.

Gen Z spotted. Pretty Okafor is one half of former Junior and Pretty of the 90s.
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Kalulu44:
I was born in 1980 and I have been listening and hearing Naija based songs from 1990 that I believe I knew myself very well. Since then till now I haven't heard any songs sang by these unknown names they're calling here.
Who's Pretty Okafor and who's Sydney Sparrow?
Or is PMAN no longer performing Musicians Association of Nigeria?

LOL
Funny people
Nigeria we hail thee………………..

And you’re a tall man suffering from small-mindedness.

mohbadliveson:
Short man with tall dreams.

The most broken bone in the human body: Clavicle

Israel oooooooooooooooooo….have mercy……..please\\


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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…He was already going to LAAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS. She should’ve challenged him with going to MAIDUGURI.

That’s how one silly mechanic at Oyingbo tried to do a wire bypass in a fuse that controls the radiator fan for my Acura MDX. I cautioned and fired him ASAP. AVOID Mickey-Mouse mechanics.

PERSON B!

EXPLANATION.
Person D will live by lowering his/her height and the rolling ball will roll over the small gap.

Person C will live because the rolling ball is not a free-falling (vertical fall) object that gains gravitational momentum enough to force the LEVER downwards. Rather, the ball rolls along the INCLINE PLANE with a frictional force that might slow the ball’s momentum and lowers its weight. Hence, it lands on the LEVER with a tangential and weakened force, with insufficient EFFORT to lift the LOAD of the bigger ball resting on the other side. So, Person C will be saved.

Person B will die because after the rolling ball lands on the lever, the wedge on the lever with serve as an incline that will send the ball into a PROJECTILE motion, causing the ball to fly into the air towards Person B or Person A. But, given that the force on the flying ball will be ATTENUATED by gravity, the ball will land where Person B is located. Also, given that the pit where Person B is standing is wider than the DIAMETER of the flying ball, Person B will be crushed.

Person A will live because the rolling ball won’t get to where he/she is standing. Moreover, Person A has ample space to move and avoid the rolling ball.

WRONG! The rolling ball is not a free-falling object that gains force due to mass and gravitational acceleration. In this case, as the ball which has less mass rolls along the incline with a frictional force that might slow the ball. Hence, it lands on the LEVER with a tangential and weakened force, insufficient EFFORT to lift the LOAD of the bigger ball resting on the other side. So, Person C will be saved. Meanwhile, after the rolling ball lands on the lever, the wedge on the lever with serve as an incline that with turn the ball to a PROJECTILE, causing the ball to fly into the air towards Person B or Person A. But, given that the force on the flying ball will be ATTENUATED, the ball will land where Person B is located. Given that the pit where Person B is standing is wider than the DIAMETER of the flying ball, Person B will be crushed.

A305:
The answer is C due to momentum from acceleration otherwise known as gravitational force from the rolling ball. And this will only happen if the mass of that rolling ball is greater than the mass of that stationary ball on the other side of the swing.

The energy in the speed of the rolling ball has to go somewhere, hence, centrifugal force will make it bounce back and the stationary ball might change direction to join it to press down the swing to kill that unfortunate fellow.

Oh, please be quiet! Don’t we have plenty thermal power stations that need a copious flow of gas to produce electricity 24/7?

helinues:
You are right to some extent but how many Nigerians are using gas?