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ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 11:54am On Oct 08, 2008
@ AUDACIOUS THE HAYPROF CLONE

YOU ARE THE JUVENILE INTRUDER.

YOUR LAST WORDS ARE ACTUALLY A MIRROR OF YOUR TRUE PERSON.

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE TRULY THE CLONE.

ONE AND THE SAME
ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 10:59am On Oct 08, 2008
MR HAYPROF AND HIS AUDACIOUS CLONE,

BEING THE PHOTOCOPY YOU ARE, YOU HAVE SIGNED ON USING ANOTHER ACCOUNT IN THE NAME OF AUDACIOUS TO MAKE YOUR POINT SEEM LEGITIMATE.

YOUR PARENTS PROBABLY DID NOT SPANK YOU AS CHILDREN, AND THEY ALLOWED YOU ROAM ABOUT FREELY.

HENCE IT HAS REFLECTED THESE DEFCIENCIES IN YOUR CHARACTER.

ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 9:39am On Oct 08, 2008
I need not explain anything to you Hayprof.

You are an example of a toddler that requires flogging.

I leave you to your senior ones to do that.

You lack proper home training.

That is why you go about poking your long nose into other peoples affairs.

You ALIEN
ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 9:37am On Oct 08, 2008
@ Hayprof

I have viewed your postings in other threads, and noted your style, and from all indications I can see that you are nothing but a POORLY BROUGHT UP toddler with a perverse sense of mind. Go and look for your mates and mess around with.

You go about this site, popping your stinky mouth into other people's discussions. People you don’t even know in real life. You lack courtesy, and take it for granted that since it is a virtual world, you can barge into people’s discussions and talk trash.

If it were in the real life, you could get slapped on your ALIEN face because of this. I hope you know this.

If your father wasted his money and put internet in the house, it does not give you the right to make use of it in his absence.

You are the product of joblessness, and this is the reason why you go about this entire site pouring excrement from your poorly formed mouth.

The message initially posted was not meant for you, I still stand on that, and once Lynxnoon viewed them, I removed them, so that prospective photocopies and webjunkies like you do not abuse them, as all indications point to such in your own case.

I wish it were a real life situation, then you would have learnt it the hard way, why infidels like you should not poke their catarrh infested noses into other people's affairs.

A word is enough for the wise, you web crazed, boredom infested, mentally porous and pervert minded degenerate.

PhonesRe: New Exciting Service From Zain Called "Tru Cal & Tru Txt" by ohelala: 10:47pm On Oct 07, 2008
Looking forward to that.
PoliticsRe: Police:why The Bribe? by ohelala: 11:52am On Oct 07, 2008
SEE ME OOO

DEM ASK ME FOR GREEN (BRIBE)

I NO GET GREEN

DEM JACK ME OOO

POLICE OOOO

ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 8:32am On Oct 07, 2008
THE FACE OF A FOOL
STARCOMMS HAYPROF GRASSPROF

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Foreign AffairsRe: Usa Economy Is Falling by ohelala: 9:40pm On Oct 06, 2008
The US economic issues has started to reflect on other key economies in different part of the world.

The various stock market indices of Hong Kong, China, Japan and parts of europe are already falling.

USA is the main buyer of virtually anything. The cars, electronics, clothing, oil etc.

Already the price of oil, raw materials and commodities have crashed by more than 30%.

The Nigerian raw materials and commodities exporters are already facing this reality.

The commodities that just left the port of Apapa Lagos for overseas markets some fee weeks ago already reflects this situation.

The wave is hitting everywhere, even Japan.

No one is left out, whether you are concerned or not, or directly involved or not, the pinch will be felt, no matter how small it may be.

The joy here is that regardless of whatever the issues may be, God is still the provider.
ComputersRe: Starcomms Izap - Is It Really Fast As Starcomms Claim? by ohelala: 6:06am On Oct 06, 2008
What an ALIEN POKEY NOSE MASTER you are, HAYPROF!!!!

This nappy wearing toddler!!!

It looks like you are here to steal other peoples ideas and information, that is why you gave yourself the tag Photocopy.

Lynxnoon was the one who asked a question and I answered, but people like you (hayprof) are the ones that use this place to trade insults and poke your noses into other peoples affairs. lynxnoon has seen the images and the screenshots of the download speeds, and then I deleted them thereafter. Your posting (hayprof) is crap likewise and meaningless, and a clear indication that you are one big BUSY BODY. The information is for lynxnoon ONLY and he got it, that is what matters. He was the one that requested info, and he has got it. That is what is necessary now. You did not see the most recent details of what I posted in response to flyuche's request. The information does not concern you (hayprof), as it was meant for lynxnoon. Abi U wan thief am too, since you are a photocopy and not an original. Its good I deleted everything, before you begin the photocopy.

You (hayprof) are the ones that use this place to trade insults and not me. I was only discussing with lynxnoon as I notice he is here in Lagos.

You (hayprof) are the one that does not seem to mind your business. You are the ones using the forum to brag. Mr Pepperskin Grassprof.

You (hayprof) are only being the Pokeynose master here. Hayprof my foot. Na Grassprof.

Crap Fake Prof. Go and find your own level somewhere else.

I take my exit from your turf, web junkie nappy wearing toddler.

You can see how you look below this thread STUPID BUSY BODY.

ComputersRe: AMD vs Intel: Which Is Better? by ohelala: 5:11am On Oct 06, 2008
cut and paste
ComputersRe: House Beware Of Raila Odinga Virus by ohelala: 12:50am On Oct 06, 2008
Aiyaa.

Sorry.

Avast na powerful one.

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Found In Ogun State by ohelala: 7:04pm On Oct 05, 2008
you know dem intention na to MEND.

Abeg no do oooo.

We will all leave the oil in the world one day.

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Found In Ogun State by ohelala: 7:03pm On Oct 05, 2008
Jakumo U wan MEND people to MEND u like dis??

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Found In Ogun State by ohelala: 7:01pm On Oct 05, 2008
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Hands Over Oil-rich Bakassi To Cameroon by ohelala: 6:43pm On Oct 05, 2008
I live for PH well well.

My mamma na Bonny woman.

All dat MEND talk na gra gra.

We know the drill.

Do little, talk big.

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Found In Ogun State by ohelala: 6:12pm On Oct 05, 2008
BLA BLA BLA Galore

PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Found In Ogun State by ohelala: 6:10pm On Oct 05, 2008
Truth is that the whole quest for this is borne out of greed.

Yes those on top are greedy, but the greed waters down to the least person on the street.

All this talk and that solves nothing.

The politicians are there packing their own. The militants are there cutting out their own.

If you are given such opportunity you will do worse.

Only few people in this country can be regarded as clean when it comes to such issues.

Lets forget about the grammar and exchange of words, whatever the tribe it is, the greed and corruption is there.

No matter the level.

The over invoicing done at the offices, how does that concern the government? The pilfering and misappropriation of the church finances, how does that connect itself with the government.

The manipulations carried out by the technicians in the auto workshop, what does that have to do with the government. The list is endless.

The truth is a habit that cuts across all tribes and all levels of people.

We like to blame others. Today it is government, tomorrow it is the other tribe. This tribe, that tribe.

The problem is that it is all of us. Regardless of the situation in life, one can choose to stand by what is right or what is wrong.

The quest for unimaginable wealth is what is driving everyone, from the top to the bottom.

As far as I am concerned, all this is BLA BLA BLA.

AdvertsRe: Make Over N200,000.00 Monthly Printing Fast Selling Recharge Cards: by ohelala: 11:18am On Oct 05, 2008
The truth about the typical Nigerian is that he will never tell you the secret of his money making business, if it is genuine.

If it truly pays such amount, he will keep it secret.

Dis wan na american wonder offer
AdvertsRe: Make Some Cash If You Have Pc/internet At Home, Love Soccer & Speak Good English by ohelala: 9:38am On Oct 05, 2008
Bros Holy Rule.

Which Kain Bizziness be dat?

I get pawaful internet for house.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Hands Over Oil-rich Bakassi To Cameroon by ohelala: 10:56pm On Oct 04, 2008
Another Propaganda.

Who killed foreign soldiershuh

Or is it Al-Quaeda
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Hands Over Oil-rich Bakassi To Cameroon by ohelala: 8:42pm On Oct 03, 2008
let MEND go and MEND the place.

Bakassi is part of the Niger Delta.
PoliticsRe: Female Naval Rating Faces Court Martial For Leaking Info To Militants by ohelala: 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2008
There is corruption from the top to the bottom.

Every man for himself. Though they will claim that they are fighting for the "general interest" of the people.

Its pure propaganda.

He who leadeth into captivity shall be lead into captivity. He who killeth by the sword, shall be killed by the sword.
For this is the confidence and faith of the saints.
PoliticsRe: Female Naval Rating Faces Court Martial For Leaking Info To Militants by ohelala: 8:24pm On Oct 03, 2008
Militants, ?

Are they ready to strap explosives on themselves and blow themselves up in crowded places?

No,

This does not sound like militancy to me, because the brains behind it are busy making money for themselves.

None of them will want to die and leave the money.

I see it more as a higher level of Armed Thuggery.

If they want to learn the militancy, let them go to Al-Quaeda training.

This one is likened to a situation where a man engages in theft, and when he is caught, he begins to blame it on the fact that he is hungry and poor.

If one is truly a militant, he will be ready to die and not disseminate propaganda as is being done here.
PoliticsRe: Ogun To Join Oil Producing States Soon by ohelala: 7:48pm On Oct 03, 2008
Its a good development.
PoliticsRe: The Nigeria Army: Best In Land Troops Worldwide? by ohelala: 4:43pm On Oct 03, 2008
Nigeria has the best military in the world. We have the most seasoned officers in the entire world.

Their main area of specialization includes over invoicing of contracts, political concocting, international money transfer to swiss accounts in US$, and the sheer fact that most of them have even forgotten where the trigger of the gun is.

Ours is indeed the best in the world MILITARILY.
PoliticsRe: My Ordeal In The Hands Of The Netherlands Police, By Osoufia by ohelala: 10:35am On Oct 03, 2008
no need for all this

Go and pray

We Nigerians are good at grammar.

Quality change begins from the inside.
TravelRe: Nigerians Living Illegally In China Are Now Going Through Hell! by ohelala: 6:14pm On Sep 28, 2008
Chong Cheng Chu Hee dem no like anybody.

They only love NNNN and $$$$$$

Simple as dat

Imagine the addition of melamine inside something as important as milk
PoliticsRe: 99% Of Nigerians Are Corrupt And Dubious by ohelala: 9:13am On Sep 28, 2008
America is the laboratory of corruption and double standards.

China is the factory of corruption.

Bangladesh is the worker of corruption.

Nigeria is just trying to balance. We agree there is corruption in Nigeria, but most times it is often overblown by the white man.

The white man is corrrrrrruuuuuuupppppt. In fact he is KURUPT.

So many legitimate Nigerians have been defrauded by the whites.

We know of so many here.

The difference is that the white man is more secretive of his corruption, while we over here react openly about it.

The Americans are the great grand fathers of corruption. While the Chinese are the grand fathers.

China is corrupt, dubious and diabolical. Yet the communist government is secretive about it.

Is it the Russians? chei there is no known means of measuring the Russian corruption. Theirs is so astronomical that each time you try to measure it, the standard you will make use of becomes faulty.

Nigerians are corrupt but there are still clean Nigerians, hard working Nigerians and contented Nigerians.

Those who steal here, do it in a crude manner, and hence when you hear, you are shocked, but in the white man's world when he does his own, we call it financial engineering. He adds technology and modernization to his own.

The corruption came from USA. All the flashy stuff and materialistic urges we have today came from USA. The white man is the teacher.
PoliticsRe: MEND Declares Ceasefire In Niger Delta by ohelala: 9:15pm On Sep 26, 2008
Goodbye brothers.

I see in you great entrepreneurs and statesmen.

Lets not cut everything short.

Look at Afghanistan, look at Iraq.

Guys a man in the prison does not pray for wealth. He prays for freedom.

A sick man does not pray for a wife. He will first pray for the restoration of his health.

A nation torn by war, will not look towards development immediately as such would be far away, they will concentrate and pray for peace.

I leave the stage for my great friends to continue. We are Nigerians and not Igbos or Yorubas or Hausas or Niger Deltans, where ever we go we are seen as Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: MEND Declares Ceasefire In Niger Delta by ohelala: 9:11pm On Sep 26, 2008
East or west. Home is best.

We allow the conflict and destruction to continue?

Do you think it is the foreigner that will come and put our house in order?

The answer is NO?

Let peace reign.

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