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The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS FOWL BONANZA Is here again.
Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!!

This is to inform the general public especially those that are getting ready for Christmas that we've commence the sale of Christmas Fowl at Discount Prices.

*Fairly Used Chicken in stock
*Tokunbo chicken also in stock.

Buy 2 and get 1 free..

GRADE:
* London used chicken - #1,900
* USA used white chicken - #1,870
* Stolen chicken - #930.
* 1 eye fowl - #820
* Blind chicken - #700.
* Chicken that's deaf in one ear - #650
* Deaf and dumb chicken - #600
* Crippled fowl - #380
* Nigeria used fowl with one leg - #250
* Sick chicken - #150
* Fowl that had head-on collision with Dangote trailer but is hospitalized - #125
* Stroke stricken chicken- FREE!

Order for your own now!!!
Contact:
Lalasticlala on 070Supermod
Seun on 090Nairaland
Myndd44 on 081BanningMod

PROMO VALID WHILE STOCK LAST

Catalin:
She gave her a beautiful reigning style after the cut. Not bad

The aftermath of the haircut even looks better on her.

PaperLace:
You desire a LEXUS LS600H but you wanna sell this to me_ a struggling, patriotic, civil and tax-paying Nigerian.
Chai
Man's inhumanity to man.
Uncle fear God o...

He was only doing you a favour na. It even comes with Gucci leather shoes, isn't that wonderful at that price?

La Click La Bend La Twist La Die

ajokeade920:
Am sure ur one of them.don't worry, i know what to do to pple like you.

I will take that as compliment.

Anyway, don't corrupt me, i'm still a 4yo' kid.

16. “Assumptions are the termites of relationships.” - Henry Winkler

I like this the most outta every other.
It captures why marriages and relationships breaks. Why there's no trust etc.

ajokeade920:
some guyz are beast.they take babe who come visit them in their house as olosho which is nt true.

Who goes on visitation to a Beast house, if not a Beast also.

Moral of the article:

Be Contented with what you have.

MackBrooklyn:





Lol, Oshey Mami!!! Boys don dismantle the lid!!

You mean, dem boiz don poke the peak milk tin?

That's why i'm staying a virgin myself..... You say what??

We knew that "recession" started over 7Months ago while you stopped "drugging" 7 months ago as well, could this be Coincidental??

Hi all, my boyfriend doesn't take me out nor buy me gifts

When you aint a Trash-bin

Here, i've gotten some for you.
Search through the whole of Romance section before i could find these. Just choose any of them....no no no, you can't have the two, just One Soul mate.

Wake up. It's morning already.

lawrenzi:
me i was not abused oo. the girl just beat me.. her name is Eno, she is from calabar, then i was in J.SS 1. I could not control the tears. But i won't tell you how it happened, but i got my pound of flesh, please don't ask me how.

But, i'm sorry, i can't help it. Please, [color=re]HOW[/color] did it happened and HOW you got your pound of flesh??

Ontarget:
You have two ladies to choose from. One has slept with only one particular guy 50 times in her lifetime, while the other lady has slept with 5 different guys twice each making it a total of 10 sex sessions in her lifetime, which of the two ladies will you choose assuming you like both ladies equally?

I will just stop the Assumption.

Ahmadgani:
so the war is about to start??


what's happening to my country??

when will all this unnecessary killings stop

When they believe that there should be no Compulsion in Religion

If you Agree with this man Hit the LIKE button.
If you Disagree with his submission, press the SHARE button.

The ONLY people i see attacking him on twitter are Muslims.

But then,

This could overcharged/heat the polity and might be mis-interpreted that the man is calling for armed-uprising or religious conflict.
He was only asking for the christian to invest in the arts of Self-Defence considering the Government is uselessly hibernating in its major duty of protecting its citizens.

Jaynom:
That is the white man's Tradition. It has no significance what so ever. "he got down on one knee and proposed Awww" how romantic right? Buull sh*t

BabaRamota1980:
the whole thing about proposing on knees is boatload of bs. what does it really do for the marriage? Nothing!

MIKOLOWISKA:
So many foolish girls on this thread. You're not even happy he is proposing, you're waiting for him to take a knee. No gree na, other serious girls will take it. Mumu girls.pesin manage consider you, you de form Oyinbo, nonsense

Shol3:
Honestly it's okay

These are people that understand "something". My Buddies.

Mimido2:
because he is d one dat invented phone abi?

any guy dat does dat is lame and stupid

see his mouth sef "my father proposed to my mother tru Nipost"

he is so old fashioned and archaic

mtchewwww

why the bitterness oozing from you?
What you termed archaic and old fashioned was once the NORM.
So, because someone knelt down for his girl to make proposal, we should just accept that as the ONLY way or everyone should just follow same pattern and never innovate their own?

I've seen where a guy proposed to his lady by inserting a ring into the bread she will eat. She took a bite and holla, there was the ring ring in her mouth... Brought it out and wanted to flare up with the waiter, before her guy calmly used same ring to proposed.

If everyone proposal is Outstanding, then, i think i should innovate and Stand Out among them.

No be someone started Pre-wedding Pictures posting? It was dumb then, but ALMOST everyone out there have caught its Fever.

ElsonMorali:
It's not silly, it's DUMB!

Pharisee, na im you be.

What you called the "Norm" of nowaday(kneel proposal) was started by someone and i know it was DUMB and eccentric then until you all sees that as the Trend.

How hypocritical can one be?
It's not Silly nor Dumb But Innovative and Esctatic

1bkaye:
I would feel some type of way if he proposed in the flesh and he wasn't on his knees not to talk of a phone proposal smh, lol to each their own

What are you saying? I don't seem to understand you ma'am

Why would i?
So she can make me her puppet and her Money Dispenser at will right??

So, because she's beautiful(in her own way) i should then allow that to becloud my reasoning?

A lady that does that WILL poison you one day.

You see that 'stick' she's holding, that's what i will use to reshape her already twisted destiny outta my house.

badassProdigy:
wat abt if she's richer dan U...?

Is she a Registered Nurse in the US that she will be wealthier than me?
If no be say you be my guy, i for don beat you up there.... You no know say your question get as e be... Im caught me offguard

If you want to catch a Woman, just give her "Material things"

They love material things because they want Comfort in Life.
Women and Material things(things that makes them comfortable) are like:

MzLarem:
Won get bobo yen baje

Iyen nipe won mon Password re

You want your husband back??

So what are we to do?

Send your Ex-husband New Wife outta HER home??

You want to make their marriage 'unfortunate' just like you and your mother did yours??

You better enjoy your 'singleness' and stop having one 'demonic' love for someone who WAS ONCE your husband before God Panel Beat your life.

ikp120:
Yea, I have a lot on my mind, so I come here to free myself. I'm a highly respected guy in real life. But sometimes we just gotta have fun anonymously. I don't even talk the way I talk here in real life. Nairaland is my fake world.

Be Lying.... We are Listening.