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Iamberlyn:
it is even too small ... All those yeye guys that wont use condom, do they think punny is where u donate sperm anyow ni

Ah! See this my sister, shey you no know say the "yeye guy" no put on condom before you open and spread am like this?

phetto:
Give dat guy 6 crater of origin

Crater kor, Pothole Ni.

Is that a Poem??

"...to make her run mad"??

ohn1759:
just a question ... voice your opinion ...why don't women receive same praise when they do it?
#Palmgossip

Because it's the 'norm' to them.
Men aint 'wired' in child caring like their Women counterpart. That is why they are the one that borne the job of carry the kid in the womb and breastfeeding them as well.
Seeing a man sparing time to care for their kids is seen as something 'strange and unusual' but in actual fact is not strange.
Shout-out to every Caring Mother and Father out there.

And na 'Brother' the junior ones at home dey call you ooo...

Tallesty1:
Stop lying to yourself bro.

Try to search your heart and tell me if what i stated above is false.
I don't follow my Head, I follow my Heart.

tee59:
I go marry 4 love oh, but money is important in any relationship and evn marriage.

Yeah money is important. Atleast, marriage cost money. For you to go ahead and had one shows you aint a pauper.

Love: the sustainance of marriage during crisis.
Money is a good servant but a Bad Master yest Can't buy Everything.

Mimido2:
money
d love will come later

And when the worse comes, then hatred sets in, bickering here and there. Then peace is lost at home and then ended up in Dissolution of Marriage. You come back to Square One and start all over again.
Is that Life?

Why should i marry for Money?
Money can't buy Everything.... Can't get someone happiness or peace of mind.
Better to eat a dry loaf of bread with peace of mind than to live in wealth with trouble here and there.

Ifakiland:
See ur face like peeled tangerine.

You no go enter heaven...

POUTING.
I've discovered where they got that 'trend' from.
This is "who" they are copying:

Not this again.

ojotobiloba1:
Effect of taken expired paracetamol.. OP, get a life

You're learning fast from me. Keep it up Bro. Change that word in red to 'taking'.

Ah! My brother, im nor easy at all.

You no know how times dem don go for Shiloh.

Abi shey na the times wey dem don lie under plastic chairs for church dey pray for hubby after the service don end??

Abeg, im worth am.

mofeoluwadassah:
lol....her life don beta

In 3months time, his "this thing" will looks like an abandon Oil rig in the middle of a desert and her 'that thing' will seems like a Crater in the jungle of congo.

Stupedinluv:
You should recognise sarcasm by now bro

That shouldn't be sarcastic at all Sis.
Generalizing such is like setting up the whole womenfolk.

mofeoluwadassah:
Eh!wonders shal neva end

Abi.
When you think you've seen it all.

Stupedinluv:
Eeeya sorry

Thats how all Nigerian girls are

Where did you get this your Paralysed cum Convulsing Report from?

No offense.

Airforce1:
You're beautiful

but like skinned girls rock

They might rock In your own world, but not in mine.

Tyviv:
It is well Op

No be only WELL, na BOREHOLE.

Haba!! My Sister,
Im talk say e no well? Op dey ask for solution, you dey tell am say it is well.
Proffer solution to his predicament, that's what he's asking for Ma'am.

kinibigdeal:
Flee away from fornication, for they shall have their place in the lake of fire

Ride on Pastor.

I see a Red and Green coloured Jersey with white stripes on the shoulder.

Akeelahtunez:
Lol bro but seriously what u gonna do if it were u

Bro, if i dey your shoe, no be say i go shun the girl patapata but, i no go let her gimme any trouble.
Wen she dey do "mortal and pestle", she no know say na things like this im dey born?
Abi she no understand am say "push it it, deeper , go deeperrrrrr" na "pot belly" im dey result to?

I even woo her sef, she no gree, her calamity now come, karma don blow am for corner, na now she know say i dey somewhere?

She didn't even sees you as a 'boyfriend' material THEN, but want to have you NOW as someone to lean and push the responsibility on.

Tix a no no for me.

Akeelahtunez:
Dude has a christian and a friend I don't want her to abort that baby its just MURDER.I feel she should bore the child who knows he can be the joy of her tomorrow

Lol... If she abort, shey na your problem? Abi na you givam belle? Why are you taking panadol on another man's headache?
EXCEPT YOU AINT TELLING US YOU ARE THE DUDE THAT GOT HER PREGNANT
Dude shey her pregnancy or abortion............

Akeelahtunez:
cause she said its 7weeks old..I dunno what to say to her..any1 with good and reasonable advice should come to my rescue cause she has been asking mi on what to with the baby.m now like her advicer..

Nle oo, "Chief Adviser on matter relating to Pregnancy".

Akeelahtunez:
cause she said its 7weeks old..I dunno what to say to her..any1 with good and reasonable advice should come to my rescue cause she has been asking mi on what to with the baby. m now like her advicer..

How dumb can someone be? asking you what to do with the baby?? Why not accept the Baby? I just feel like hitting you with hammer to reset your "thinking faculty" which is hibernating right now.

If he was green, i would have considered him an extra-terrestial "somebody".

16.

The "McDonald cup" in white equals ten(10).
The Hamburger or Hot dog equals five(5).
The "McDonald Snack's bag" in Red equals one(1).

###This Pvssy will fvck your Life Up###

The caution was only saying: "You see, this 'borehole' here can sink your destiny and make your future bleak and blurry".

Only Pervs will think the caution was about sex.

"Toaster and Toastee" You won't kill me with laugh.


Na only bread i know dem dey toast oo.