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Tix kinda easy to calculate with diz kinda application of yours.
Jambites, wishing you the Best Luck could offer.

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

You've not given him his favourite dish.

Here you go......

Some Nigerians showing what they know best.

Kidnappers(now ADULTnappers) and Ransom are like....

They preached to you about the saving power of Christ, you turned a deaf ear. You console yourself that Jesus coming is a myth. Then, SUDDENLY, that your "holy holy" friend vanish from your sight, it dawns on you that the rapture has taken place. "Ewoooo! I cant miss this event", you said. Then, you remembered that Bible verse: "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed.......". You starts claiming the promise and then, "I claim it, oya Opapa parada, na sky eagle dey fly, oya make i fly".

Who cares what denomination you attend? Is this not what is causing division in the house of God?
"I am of Paul, you are of Apollos, who is Paul, who is Apollos? Paul planted, Apollos watereth". Both are working toward the same goal.
Christianity of nowadays is about My pastor, Your pastor. So lazy to open their bible and search the scripture what God says, they will rather depend on their pastors(God-called and Belly-Called).
Who cares about your church?

Pull outta CAN and then what? Will they Stand Alone or join MAN?? Politics has entered into Church, Church has entered into Politics. I say: KONTINU.

La Click La Bend if i click on that link.

OAU:
[b]O[/b]ba(King)
[b]A[/b]won(of all)
[b]U[/b]nifasiti(University)

She must be thinking about how much she bought garri and tomatoes.
OP is not telling us the whole story. She's not saying "Oh Buhari" alone.
I know she must be saying:
Oh Buhari, uhm buhari..... Yee, datz too much..............it's painful, oh buhari".

ireneony:
if I form una go talk..i'm just being real. Una tag me agbero

How real are you? Making a skipping rope outta rubber bands? Even LIE muhammed wont dare such sarcasm. You gotta tell us how you do that before telling us you are being real.

kelvinreality:
don't tell me you did not do such? If at all you did not engage in such event, have you not seen a glimpse of someone with a rubber band like skipping rope?

I've not, frankly.

Donkaz:
Back then girls in my street used to make skipping rope with rubber band.

There's a way they tie the rubber band to each other

okay sire. Thanks for corroborating her comment.

osesology:
The guy is not lying...I used to do it myself back in the day. I miss those day, mehn!

Is "she" a guy? Can you expasiate how you did that then? Maybe i've seen it and didn't notice that's what she's making reference to.

SkinnyDude:
bro it's true.. you can double it, triple it.. depends on your choice'.

okay. Seems she is right afterall. Okay @Ireneony, i've agreed with your comment and i'm tendering an apology letter.

ireneony:
I did it ...

I use it to make skipping rope.

Na wa oo. Diz ur own sarcasm get grade oo.

I know of a girl that did something similar to this, but she would inform her boy prior to it. So what happens to communication?? "If you got nothing to hide, why are you putting your hands at the back"?
That girl is either playing "Ludo" or "Pick Two, Pick Three, General market" game with OP's life and destiny. .

Such is Life.
Life is Such.

Pesin wey get HEAD, no get CAP.
The one wey get CAP, no get HEAD.

Some have loyal girls but they are broke.
Some are damn rich but have "life-bending" girls.

Every one with a Unique problem in Life.


Life is Such.
Such is Life.

pcguru1:
Could be the stress of PHD or she might just want personal time, during my time in school , I switched off my devices because I really wanted no calls and just alone time, maybe you need to take your attention, at 32 I sincerely doubt she's gonna start playing games.

And that should happen EVERY EVENING or you didn't read what the OP said??

If you believe that Girl has a Cockroach in her wardrope, a dead fly in her tea, a paste in her butter, Hit LIKE.
If you believe she's not "co-habiting" or using OP as a "maga", make you press SHARE.

Creamish:
Uploaded in error I guess. Maybe she was chatting wit some other guy at the same time with the prayer group.. Quite unfortunate..

Isn't this Hypocrisy and "Pharisee-attitude"?

gossipfreak:
That's sweet
But would you do it for your bae? That's the question

Sure i Can do that as far as love and affection is there. Go read my first post.

KnightMare7:
my point is, why limit it to your wife? Is your girlfriend not a woman too?

That's if there's real love. I can do that only with small bags and not those "sack-like" bags that a full-bred dog can be kept inside.

gossipfreak:
I would love to see a naija guy do that for me though but men of nowadays don't have any sense of chilvary.. Smh

Some men does that and i'm inclusive. Atleast, i carry my mum's bag(back then).

KnightMare7:
African men need to upgrade asap, they are so way back, gush!!!

#team foreign men hahahahaha

Too much of Telemundo. Stop it.

Wife:YES
Girlfriend: NO. Except where it's inevitable to lend a helping hand--especially where she's carrying two bags.
Dont get me wrong, not saying doing that for your girl is wrong but, why should i carry your bag when you are the custodian of it.

ever811:
this are the type of death Dora akunyili was fought to prevent,but flats head killed that woman for us..ohoohoh rip to the dead

Olodo. Who's your English Teacher?

mikkypel:
Olodo, "who was" not "who is"

Olodo second. WAS is to PAST as IS is to PRESENT. Your English Teacher should be PLANKED.

Gross

Confusion everywhere.

I think it's gentlemanly of you to paid. But, one thing is, you should have flirted with one or two of her "bags" that came with her right there at the restaurant. Her facial expression will change--dont pay attention to it. You gotta teach those "heartless" some sense.