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In a Funny Way.

When you see a Beautiful Flower, you are instantly drawn to its Beauty. You've forgotten that there is the "dirty" part of that flower that gives life and support.
That "dirty/flaw" part is what gives growth and support to that flower.
So also, one must be ready as well to accept the flaw or bad part of that Girl/Boy because that's what makes Him/Her what he/she is today.

There's this problem with everyone, always seeking for Mr/Mrs Perfection.

Hope you have enough Super Glue to mend that "Broken Heart" before it turn to "Shattered Heart"?

They came in through the Social Media but want to GAG and SILENCE that same Social Media because they can't stand the "heat" coming from that end AFTER using same against the previous government.

They've forgotten that:
"Karma has No Menu, You get Served what You Deserved".

Pls sign this petition that goes against NCC data Hike, Say No to data increment in Nigeria.
Someone has already created a petition on Change.org and I need you all who use data, and you violently don’t want it to increase in price, to sign this petition. Share it on every social media let every body know.
Go https://www.change.org/p/nigeria- communication-commission-ncc-data-plans- rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be- increased-by-ncc?recruiter=642402116& utm_source=share_petition& utm_medium=copylink

TAX kor, Revenue ni.

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Fidelismaria:
PRETTY Isnt she?

Undisputed!

But she's definitely not from Kenya.

Don't even think you can lie to us OP.
We've seen how Kenyans look like...if you haven't, i believe you've watched Olympic before...

No bad belle meant BUT
This is how their women looks like:

I believe the lady in that picture is either from Ethiopia or Eritrea.

Winnelyn:
in my opinion i think she is hot down there... She's on a heat

When she's not a goat

tell her she need Jesus Ma

When he is not ThermoCOOL.

Why would i want any of them to crash?
MMM: Life Saver
PDP vs APC: The Sweetness of Opposition
FG: Why I'm still called a Nigerian.

selencious:
I met my Fiance at the cyber cafe. I went to Nigeria on vacation to visit mi dad. I decided to drive my friends to the silverbird cinema, where I visited the cafe. I was browsing when he came up to me.

Love From The CyberWorld

newakata:
on the street, waiting for a cab ride.

Love At The Bus Stop. ah ha! I hope those Nurtw people will be in attendance on that day sha?

You're not going to marry that girl my brother, that's the fact. The Deeper life i know won't allow 'importation' marriage except she didn't "programmed" her wedding in the church.
Though, they allow inter-denominational marriage but won't allow a marriage where one of the couple is unknown by the members or pastor(s) in such district(what you called parish or province) or his/her spiritual life can't be attested to by his pastor/rev'd/bishop.
Also, no one should coerce you into doing what you don't want, but the Girl knows better than you in that area, reason why had to divulge that to you. Someone who don't want you(maybe as life partner) won't tell you that secret.

Sorry, I don't do Tail.
OP, for the sake of LOVE, we wholeheartedly give you the go ahead to marry her.

Case solved.

Don't corrupt me, i'm still a kid, i dont understand what you're talking about OP.

BUT

Do you think it's an easy job doing "Mortal and Pestle"?

Harbeeorlar:
My fiance is running a PT program and she is in her second year. She has been telling me for more than two months now how her lecturers keep dusturbing her with flirt proposals and it keep bothering her. Though i was not too bother at first until this weekend when she returned from class and raised the issue and showed me her conversation with one of the lecturers. While we we are at that, another lecturer called her and informed her that they will be having test in the next class but after passing the info, the next thing is "how about our discussion blah blah blah? ".

Not that my fiance want to give in but she is afraid it might affect her results and all. Though i tried to calm her down that she should stood her ground that nothing will happen, that she should not let their threats bother her but as at that me myself am bothered.

Please help, what can she/we do to avoid this harrassment from her lecturers?

There Goes the problem: FEAR. The most versatile tool used to coerce someone into subjection and submission.
FEAR: Falsified Evidence Affecting Reasoning. Isn't it?
FEAR is nothing but Frequent Exaggeration Altering Reality.
Now, you and your fiance are thinking that she might be given bad grades if she didn't accept their advances because your fear is now a Fictitious Expectation Anticipating Rejection by her lecturers.
Don't give in to their fear, let them do their worst, remember: "Karma has no Menu, you get served what you Deserved". Just make sure she record any convo between her and those "God Rejected Men". Good day.

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How can you claim to be a virgin when your Peak Milk Tin had been "poked" already.

ladiebee:
Hi people. Am a virgin but do mouth gig with my boo and we finger, just want to know is it possible to get pregnant by just doing the aforementioned? Cos my period has delayed for two days now and am beginning to get worried

C'mon Don't get worried. It was held up in the gridlock that greeted the Ondo election. You will soon see its arrival.

There's a stark difference between "God-Called" and Belly-Called

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nowpresence:
Boob's are sexual organ same as ass

You mean "Donkey"

Blame my mom.
She taught me right from infancy.
The day i landed in this Globe, i had wanted to eat Rice and Bean but she said No!, you can have my breast for the next One year and half.

So, dont blame me for staring at it, it's not easy leaving the habit of infancy.
Just like Peak Milk: It's in You.

Rìn pèlú Àfojúsùn

you guys have dirty mind

That Guy is a GrandMaster in the Art of Ignoring.

HERSLEY:
Not all please

Oh oh! But is there any difference between the posted pictures and your DP's especially the third pix??

That's the best "thing" they can offer.