₦airaland Forum

tydi:
I eat very fast, just like a speed of light I don down 3 bowls of fufu.

lol, na cement u dey carry for Dangote factory?

DrFunmisticGlow:
lol. I can't just imagine my hands in the air like a bird about to fly when eating

is number 3 I wanted to write.

GOVERNMENT2:
NOT EVEN TEA CUP

lol

DrFunmisticGlow:
One of my most shameless moments in everyday life occurs when a plate is placed before me. I am transformed into a state where every morsel lowers my inhibitions and reveals the monster within

1. Eating bones in a public place: i demolish everything, whether it is chicken breast,
turkey wings to suck the bone marrow or fish head, where nothing remains except the 2 stones in it's brain. i literally have no shame, but I have improved, i just recently started requesting that my bones be packed because i have dogs to combat the habit. (Still shameless but get less wierd looks).

2. Putting my hands on the table: I don't know why this is a bad habit tho. But where are my arms supposed to be before? In the air? Elbowing the person next to me?

3. Swishing my mouth with water after my last bite: Yes i am one for dental hygiene, but if the restaurant doesn't have a good private sink or toothpick, i go for this option. I hate the thought of food being stuck in my mouth (meat is the worst) or having mouth odor after a meal. So i will rather swish my mouth (before i forget)after a meal in public like your annoying uncle than deal with the other available options.

4. Eating with my left hand; I am ambidextrous, but prefer to use my left hand for a lot of stuff,(except writing). I am mindful of this in the presence of older people tho(boomers always have something to say regarding this)

ur number one got me rolling on the floor, but ur number two is so gross

Nawao, it's only sliced bread I can eat without dipping into tea, any local bread or unsliced must be inside tea before I can put it in my mouth.

Who cares?
Everyone must try to maintain table manner when you are in public, that is why I can never eat any meat cooked with draw soup in public.
What I hate most if for u to eat meat and pour the bone back in to the soup bowl or wash ur hands inside the same plate that was used to served. If u do dis two just prepare for ur almajiri plate when next u are ready to eat

Jazzafizzy:
Igala Woman doing this ?

first of all I'm surprised that OP claimed he spent huge sum on bride price, their bride price is highly affordable by any ready husband to be, secondly igala people I know have got plenty tradition, according to them, if a man toast their wife and and d woman kept silent about it, without mentioning it to her husband, the repercussion is deadly not to talk of sleeping with the man.
Well, maybe na only ogugu get that one.


As for OP don't blame urself at all, u were doing the right thing only that she's loose.

Drinking coconut water can make one becomes a dullard in terms of academic activities

Arrewa:
You'll not see children of hate here!!

If na for zamfara village this one happen they'll come to tell you how unsafe the whole northern states are.
Hypocrites!

who even knows? May be your brothers committed this atrocious act. Very heartless and merciless barbarians

motheex:
My friend shut up.. if you no get anything to say.. you can’t be pretty sure when you don’t even know her..

this can't be ordinary, from 10 children to only one? The evil policemen that ended the last two guys were only an instrument used to finish up the woman.
Life is a total mystery, that's why we need to pray all d time

These evil creatures are just everywhere now, this is how they used gun to scatter one navy officer in my area in the course of his duty exactly 4days ago. At least few have been caught. Their location is always far from where ever they operate, but they will leave their evil land and be committing atrocities wherever they are, and unfortunately police started arresting every innocent souls they see around that crime scene before they were able to apprehend the real evil ones.
U needed to see their faces, very ugly bastards
Fulanies or hausas are the same to me as far as I'm concerned, evil creatures.


Quote me and be beheaded by ur evil brothers someday

perfectsusanoo:
mtcheew.
but wait oo, those him cows, na Abuja dem dey Abi na Daura?

na every where now

jojofola:
Sarcasm ke? That one meant every single word he typed.
From the moniker, you should be able to read between lines.

if that's the case, I hope he gets a visit soon from his brothers (bandits)

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Work is not business?

ijawwoman, please I'm feeling headache
Are we still on this?

Fools
RIP to the innocent souls

Altair25:
Time don pass i still dey where i dey

lol

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hushpuppy my niggarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hmmmm, learn from his ordeal and know when to quit.

Perfecttouchade:
Are they building another structure ni ahaaa

lol, why are you opening ur mouth, u have to commend him for being so prudent

HUSTLER001:
My dad died of stroke and now your post is bringing back memories. We did everything to make him make good use of his limbs again but then death strikes.RIP Dad.

so sorry, may his soul rest in peace

olumig:
I survived stroke

eyya big congratulations

GIANTPLUSHUB:
Marriage palava again. May God see them through.

dis one na relationship palava, they are not even married yet

SimplyFacts:
One Igbo friend once told me that, in his village, the elders can even take #500 out the #250k presented as bride price & ask you to take care of their daughter with the rest. And the bride's family would always gift the couple so much; from wears to electronics.

Just like someone mentioned above, he confirmed that the uncles are the main problem sometimes. But the girl's father (if alive) always finds means to make the groom feel at ease.

Las las,,,, money solves all issues.
May God bless us with enough


What do you have to say, Oizee

absolutely nothing

Altair25:
I quote you. And then?

lol, u calm down first, the day is still young. But if u finally enter d camp by catapult abeg let us know o, make I put im moniker for head

It's ok

Soon again? Na una sabi

Bigggloadofcum:
Hey... That's my church and we don't wear oversize shirts.

lol

Oh nooo....... Ur killers shall never have peace. money that we won't take to our grave makes some people so heartless

Hedonini:
You don't have to wonder. The average Nigerian soldier is a bloody useless coward whose only area of competence is bullying UNARMED and HARMLESS civilians.

When confronted with real threats, even ragtag armed civilians like Boko Haram, their cowardice would immediately manifest.

Just imagine the idiots allowing themselves to be disarmed and captured by ragtags. Any reasonable warrior, knowing that capture means certain death, would rather FIGHT TO THE DEATH than surrender like a chicken. But of course the Nigerian armed forces is populated by chickens in human form. Let them keep stripping innocent girls on the street for 'indecent dressing' and brutalising harmless civilians. That's all they are good at.

u just said the honest truth, I wonder how they're trained, nawao, I keep wondering if they were not with their weapons at all, I'll rather shoot myself than to be captured by those merciless barbarians

What's all this? And tomorrow they'll lay side by side on the bed

Wonders

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Quote the insulting word in my comment.

your common sense is an insult, haba when I'm not a child. The op's questions was even straight, work and position and not even biz, and those that never takes opportunity for granted advertised their biz still.
Do you think I will ever mention where I work on a faceless forum where you don't know who is who.
Have you forgotten that some people post the challenges they face in the office with their bosses here?

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Your common sense didn't tell you it is an opportunity to advertise your business if you have one without paying a dime or getting banned. Do you know how many visitors they have per day?

y d insult now, we know those type of business that needs to be advertised and we can see that those people are already using the opportunity to do so.
Pls mind urself o cuz I no like trouble

talktrue1234:
I don't post my work affairs on the internet, it is one thing I don't joke about

don't mind them, it's the fun I found interesting, no one will mention where they actually work I can assure you that.