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nothing surprise me again with this man, very aggressive and proud

hmmm ezu onyene

Katier00:
this man don't look normal to me.

he looks normal, he only look wretched and, don't forget that looks can be deceptive.

hmmm totally speechless......Oga Lucky, u shall always experience mercy and kindness wherever you go o

almost 80, RIP Sir....u tried

RIP mama

Abilistic:
Supreme Court Pigeons....
They are waiting for Supreme Court order to fly

lol

FalseProphet1:
Na one month I heard say Dem give am.

u see am for vision abi u hear am?

southniyikaye:
I tried not to type rip today being my birthday..

But shey I get choice? Birthday wey I dey celebrate every armed forces remembrance day.

Rip

eyya, happy birthday, more fruitful years to you

DropsMic:
RIP

u say? we are so use to death that we now even type RIP before it happens. God please we need a seriously sanitised society.

Rashduct4luv:
Jinn are creation of Allah that humans ordinarily are unable to see.

They live, procreate and can harm us by Allah's leave.

May Allah protect us from them and those evil people among us.

Ameen

Onaswu:
You can reach me on 07057717419

ok

Ishilove:
I'm struggling to make sense of your post

do you even blame him? let them keep ranting, they generalise as if there is no female in their home again.

just too bad

BlackLondon:
I lost my business and still i tried to invest the little I had left with a guy but he duped me and left me hanging, can't pay rent, can't feed, I stop going out since December, I owe different people not less than 200 thousand.

I stopped seeing people since last month

why would you stop going out? u created this depression for urself u know.
you know you have a fragile heart and u went into biz? biz is meant for the tough ones, and they ain't even born with such toughness, they developed it when they decided to get into business.
my brother, please don't cuz endless sorrow to mumcy bcuz of ur pride and selfishness, please have some empathy for ur loved ones.

I was really amazed when I read your cause of depression, u want to commit suicide bcuz u are owing different people that when you sum the total amount it won't reach 10m?

during difficult times like dis, friends tends to be distant but that is just the nature of life, there's that one friend that u can still reach out to, even if he's an old friend and live far from your present location, contact him today and beg him u need his assistant to host you for a while so u can run around to get something doing. explain to him ur present condition and how it's making u feel now. just carry ur bag and move.
if you have contacted the friend of urs, let me know cuz at the end of the month, I might be able to raise u the tp. Good luck.

I dislike people who are not bold enough to face issues as they come. ur biggest problem is that, u don't want to face harassment from those that u are owing. food is not ur problem, u can always go back home if hunger is the problem.


this guy u fall my hand o, people that are even owing millions of naira are still eating their favorite meals everyday and still face their embarrassment with it. Nigeria as a whole is owing, so who are you? as for the fraudster just leave him to his Creator.

BlackLondon:
I have lost everything including hope, I am in debt



I will go home in a few days but I am sorry for my mum

Bros please I want to assure you that suicide is not the solution to this at all, instead it creates depression for another of your loved ones who might not be able to take the pain as you and the cycle continues.

I was once in ur shoes, I attempted but failed, today I'm glad it wasn't a success. look, we all face some kind of challenges at a point in our lives where you feel that there's no headway, and u feel God is not there for u cuz u are going through so much but you can't feel his presence, but the way we handle those challenges shows the level of our maturity and approach to life. how much do you think you are owing that you want to end your life for it? please will your death automatically pay for the debt? naaa.
people u are owing would be swearing for u and you will even liv a negative image for the family.

but how much is ur debt? please I need ur response

liv things of men for the men, what is dis biko?

this thread made my day

happy birthday sweetie pie, many more fruitful years and good health. u are such a cutie

clowns everywhere

GofuckYourself:
Can you mention his monicker here or connect us asap?

his moniker is blacklondon

GofuckYourself:
I know the feeling , a two time suicide attempt survivor myself

When I was younger I felt overwhelmed with experiences I couldn't explain , everyone telling me I was this and that for seeing things and hearing things no one else could

Life lost meaning at some point I tried end it twice .. this is why I passionately like to work with people who feel overwhelmed

I know that feeling of feeling like it's all too much, you want to tell someone but their unaware and confident tone makes you hold off.. you don't want to seem weak, you are hurting so bad inside. But you don't want then to say "is that why you are sad abeg grow up" words like this or fear of being judged make you withdraw further.

They don't understand what you are feeling , they will think it sounds stupid but I understand you ..
Sometimes we can't fight these demons on our own , we need help.

I am here for you

Just send me a DM let us talk .. let us figure this out together..

I have help countless people get through the deepest of depression and I will help you to..

I am just one DM away.. let's discuss whatever it is from a life and spiritual angel

Be strong and talk to me before you give up or if you know someone battling depression don't leave then alone , send them here let me help them



Cheers

please there's a guy on family section that needs your help right now, please help him

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

u are simply hilarious

I dislike men that loose their Sense of reasoning when it comes to s.x u even use the word hate on a toddler and u called urself a father........kai

The5DME:
Take sniper. It'll end it swiftly.

what sort of foolish advice is this? depression is real, if you have nothing positive to say, I don't see any reason for you to even type at all.

Oluromantic:
First I like your keen observations about men. Many girls your age don't know half of what you know about the opposite gender. But they expect the opposite gender to know all about them.

However, apart from the fact that even a spec can later lose shape and fall out of being spec after four children, the choice on making the right choice for any sensible man involves a lot of things. Naturally, no true spouse has 100% all a person need: no man finds everything he needs in one woman..nature has made it so. The woman who possess the virtues a man need may not be totally physically appealing to him and the one who's physically appealing may posses only some of the virtues. A lady may be really attractive to a man but may not be fluent enough in English language to him while the one who speaks good English may not be humble or wify enough.

I can't count how many super shapy girls I see in the market selling pepper and roasted fish with liveliness to customers, who can't even speak the simplest english and are very crude to fetish level while the educated ones we come by with flat front and back will be making unnecessary yanga. Some shapy educated ones have totally lost true humility due to constant attention they get from men and they don't even know they've lost it.

These lapses are what brought about "grooming". A man(bridegroom) acknowledges the excesses and lacks of a woman who possess at least 60-70% of his desires(enough to hold on to) and begins to groom her up...cut off the excesses, and add up to where she lacks. Some men have sponsored their Sweethearts in school to measure up to their educational/intelligence level, some have successfully registered theirs in a gym and followed her up closely to lose fat and gain shape. Some even tell thiers how he wants to be addressed inside and in public, how she wants her to dress, serve his food etc. Just to groom her to his dream woman

But then there's a little problem which is... Not all women are groomable. Some already consider themselves equal or even higher than any unlucky man that come their way even before he comes. And some have the "I cannot kill myself" syndrome. May God save men from the demerits of civilization

nice one, may God bless you with more wisdom

ur location pls

nawao, dis baba own shock me o

DontBullshitMe:
As long as the breast isn't sagging, feel free to breastfeed in public.

Sagging breasts is an eyesore.

lol, saggy or not, how can a nursing mother's breast attract any man?

oh, this is completely heartbreaking.