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TPAND:
She never meet correct guy na why. If she meets a correct guy and her other half, trust me hormone oxytocin go flow and trigger sex, she will offer that body as edible catering to her man.

Leave story, virginity is outdated. No real man wants a virgin, we need experience.

We no want no virgin, we need experience, someone who is ready to go on an awe-inspiring adventure of sex with her man, not my mommy/pastor says don't touch me there

Chai! U need Jesus

U r such a blessing! Am wondering how d plants get watered afterwards.

Onegai:
Green Walls

So, after a brief hiatus, we are back!

Have you heard of a Green wall/Living wall? Basically, it's a wall consisting of living, growing plants and moss. You can have it indoors or outdoor, but it looks much nicer indoors. Construction is not that hard and the raw materials required can be sourced easily in Nigeria but I haven't seen anyone do it, so I would advise getting one of the kits (they sell them pre-packaged) abroad and assembling in Nigeria.

You'll need:
Wood as the backing
Moisture retaining material
Felt material
Potting soil
Plants
A location that is close to sunlight

It's like hanging a photo on the wall. It's a very unique look. May I suggest if you get one, don't over water it as you don't want the wood underneath to soak in water.

Here are some examples of them.

Kylekent59:
Hw sure are u dey purposely did it. What if dey were killed by ritualist and dumped beside a transformer. NOTE: DO not follow the multitude to reason what dey reasoned.
Use ur brain and find out what cld b d cause.

[url][/url]but u saw d burns?

STFUareyouG0d:
Mtcheeeeeeeeew this troll again

the guy is a serious idiot. Haven't met some 1 more cursed. What mother raised him?

Whether she self medicated or drug was prescribed by a dr, she wud have still had it.

Michaeluzomam:
https://tori.ng/userfiles/image/2016/may/31/adverse-drug-reaction-2.jpg
https://tori.ng/userfiles/image/2016/may/31/adverse-drug-reaction-1.jpg

According to a Twitter user https://mobile.twitter.com/nazirgaladanchi/status/737550463210389504 who shared the photo on social media, a woman has fallen victim to Stevens-Johnson syndrome (SJS) in Katsina State, after taking Septrin Sulphamethoxazole tablet as the adverse drug reaction turned her to black.

"This is why self medication is usually not recommended. If you report a reaction at a hospital , it is usually written in BOLD in front of ur hospital file so subsequently, no one would prescribe that drug to you.

"Some of us are not told and we don't ask questions at the hospital so we don't know. Next thing we are ill and self medicated and go ahead to get that same drug we react to, unknowingly. Drug use awareness needs serious promotion!," an Instagram user commented on the viral photo.


>>https://uzopedia./2016/06/01/shocking-adverse-drug-reaction-see-what-happened-to-a-lady-after-taking-septrin-in-katsina/

U r on a long thing.

GossipHeart:
There is nothing on earth called Illuminati
This is the kind of story they told us when we were kids.

I'm in the USA, tell me where the Illuminati office is, i wanna join them.

Bullshiit

U obviously didn't read d story. Or u have a terrible comprehension.

VaginaTerrorist:
This Should not be a gender issue@all! Someone gotto payoff some debts, Wo/Man. Nigerians hate paying debts especially since BugaHry Took Over Government.
As For Me ooo I Would Slap Anybody Morethan Fifty Times as long as S/He try's to Evade debt payment.

Don't be silly! First it wudnt have been that easy to slap his male employee, not to talk of some1 his size or more macho. An animal wud always try to get over one he feels is beneath him. For ur information if he was raised by a 'mother' he'll have no business laying a finger one any1 not to talk of female. These are the issues

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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]But do you have to turn it into a Man vs Woman thing?

Your boss slapped you over 8k. Simple! That's the reason he slapped you and not because you are female. Stop trying to turn it into a gender abuse of some sort. It could have also been a male staff he would slap like that and what do you expect the male staff to say about it?

Some of these women sef. They experience something but they complain for the wrong reasons. [/color]

this babe eh! Lo@ Babybed 2500

zaynie:
TeamCaptains.....e be like say una don forget say today na PrayerMonday .....
Oya wey list of una teamies make una begin prophesize beautiful beginnings and happy endings to your preggies o!
BeWatchful....
DontRelent....
LetUsPray!


TeamMay-Gaily04 (no retirement till 31.5.16: 00:00)
TeamJune- Enkaydewdrop, I saw your prayer.
TeamJuly-Mitchyy pick someborri to host o
TeamAugust- BritneyStacy....busy looking for babybed of 2500, branch here and pray first
TeamSept- Sugah babe aka IyaAyomide....oya come and pray for us.
TeamOct- Feddy27, mama wey sabi town well well...oya enter here and sama us with strong prayer.
TeamNov- Iomoge2, foodie-mama oya bless us with better kabashings
TeamDec- Mamacajah where art thou? Your flock dey wait you o. Oya someborri should assist her to lead the prayers.
TeamJan- Oya someborri, anyborri pray that prayer.
TeamFeb- Oya those on 2WW should sharperly enter this slot.....e fit be you o!




My prayer today....
Unlimited joy!
Everlasting peace!
Overflowing success!
Unwarranted grace!
Abundant blessings!
Divine protection!
NoMoreLoss
NoMoreTears
NoMoreDisappointments.
NoMoreLetdowns
Thats all I want for this week for myself and for my e-sisters.
In Sha Allah bikudiratullah.
Suratu-l- Fathia
Ayatul-l- Kursii
Suratul-l- Kaothar.

Toosure70:
I have them planted already in bags for transplanting. 50 naira each

and some bad belle peeps said ugu can't grow in buckets, and co coz of its root.

It really looks more like reflux oh than colic imo. Coming out of the nose. I think it's best she presents at a hospital, and am wondering what the GA was at birth, and then any history suggestive of birth asphyxia.


author=favoredgal post=45648142]

The symptoms definitely sounds more like colic than reflux, except it's silent reflux

Spit ups are normal

With reflux my daughter used to PROJECTILE VOMIT after MOST meal and scream when it was time to eat.

So Why not take her to the hospital for proper diagnosis?

Nospermin and gripe water doesn't even work for colic talk less about reflux Stay away from those things

Infant gestacid is usually recommended for reflux sha - dint get it to buy here in Naija

Either ways if its colic (which I suspect strongly) it will be outgrown at roughly 3 months so hang in there. My daughter outgrew her reflux by her first birthday she is now 2 plus.
The ff tips will help either colic or reflux

1. Ensure she burped after every meal and she don't use to burp easy at all - sometimes it took as much as 30 mins to get a burp out of her

2. Hold her upright after every meal for at least 30 mins, don't be in a hurry to put her to lie down

3. Breastfeed and avoid bottles or use any ok colic bottles such as dr miracle

4. You the mum - Avoid dairy products, beans products and similar foods

5. Put her to nap / sleep on her tummy - supervised cuz of SIDS and slightly elevate her head by putting books under the leg of the cot or blanket under her head

All the best, both are extremely hard to deal with but remember it passes. I pray it's colic not reflux - only because colic passes faster. Email me if you need anything[/quote]

livelystone:
Pls mamas, what can I give my 6wks baby to help him gain weight. He weighed 2.5kg at birth, he was preterm & now weigh 3.4kg at 6wks. I ws told he is underweight at d clinic. He poops during each meal. He was on ebf before, just introduced formular this week & it's stil d same thing. Sabi mamas, Pls wat can i do to help him gain weight.

am sure ur baby is fine now. It may interest u to knoW that preterms catch up on weight, height, and headcircumference, at different times with those of their term mates. the nurse most likely didn't put that into consideration when she said that.

colossus2:
Na only you dey get experience upon experience
Clap for yourself but I can't read all that.
It adds no value to anything

u need Jesus

Ada243:
Abuja mamas please recommend a good ultrasound centre where i can do a gender scan and be sure of the result.

there's medicaid,, owned by a dr, wife of a governor. Google the address.

Zaynie mama, thank u joor. Bis finished,aNd had free data elsewhere, so been there. Missed nairadairies, and can't wait to catch up. We bless God for LO, am sure urs are beautiful.

zaynie:
Hey! Long time bae, was just going to ask after you.
How have you been? LO nko?


Pretty confident ehn?

Purple, and without d scan I know it's pink.

gandyluv:
team purple.d lord is our strenght

Omg, this got me

Ur English though. Terrible read. Sorry

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

@faith2013, people think it's abominable to speak up and get help when they are dying to get help. A little information can be of help to anyone having the male infertility. The problem is that most men will not talk about it so it's left for the wives to do what they can to help their husbands. We had 2 icsi this year, one chemical, one bfn and if I knew what I know now, I wouldn't have been in a hurry. Fertilaid is good. DH took it and his count rose from 100,000 to 1.8mil within a month. Though they said it's takes 3 months but I know someone who took maca roots and it unbelievably went from 3mil to 120mil in 5 weeks.

I want to think multi maca from flp is gd

ajuwarhodes:
I agree he has the cure, but on the other hand... We all have the cure, because if u listened to the CO-discover,Dr Luc.u will understand what am saying.

pls what r u talking abt. Expantiate biko

Ur English though, for a dr!

stuffyG:
you better wake up to reality. u may i dont want to use u can never reach his level beforeyour demise. calling him a pastor prof in law n YOUR vice president a slave is a symptom of schizophrenic

stuffyG:
have a little respect for your patient na. u cant be taking pic when yo patient still on operation table. is bad in my own view. mind u am also a doctor

it's obvious u don't come around.

donbenedict:
Noooo, I think the reason why the doctor called you in to see was to re-iterate your mind abt tryn to have sex with her.. and to let you knw that not all babes are clean down there...


You should be thankful a thousand times for letting him show you.. he just wanted to teach you somthing

Where is d unlike button biko. Lamest guy ever

Gaddafithe2nd:
30 is the answer.
1+1+1+1+11+1+1+1+11+1×0+1= 30

where r u seeing d 11 biko?

hazyfm1:
;imh

Nice one SLOT.

Credibility restored

all I know is that Slot is bad kpon qwem. They are rude, expensive... imagine getting a samsung tab charger for 3, 500, what u'd get for 1,500 outside. It's just d beginning of their downfall.

Talc in d privates predispose to ovarian cancer.

Onegai:
It's not about fake Johnson's products, it's about how harsh Johnson's can be in quite a lot of babies' skins. I had issues, my nephew's had issues and I know people who has issues with Johnson's baby wash. We all bought ours from different sources in the U.S. and in the U.K. as in, we were physically present abroad buying them and still got rashes. Even my paeditrician abroad told me not to use Johnson's because it can be quite harsh in some babies' skins. Even amongst mothers abroad, the rashes are a common complaint. But it's the cheapest baby product on the market and since they do have quite a strong lobbyist presence with most U.S. govt bodies, they will sort themselves out. Some doctors in Nigeria are now echoing that sentiment too.As per cancer, I don't know. Personally I won't put any talc-based powder or powder of any sort near my privates or anyone else's (leave the good bacteria there to do its job )

Am happpy oh. I keep saying it. Thank God pple have same reasoning. I tire for shallow thinking.

ArinzeAlec:
My neighour had a tough time time conceiving, When she eventually did, she had two kids in succession and they closed that chapter due to medical reasons. Kids are grown and enrolled in schools. Both parents are business people which means they also leave in the morning.

This couple developed a routine which leaves me with smiles. Wife wakes early in the morning and most times, the noise from her kitchen rendezvous gets me up to start my day too. Whilst busy in
the kitchen, her husband sweeps the house. Don’t ask me
how I know, cause I
see him do it and most
times I greet him in the
process. Wifey bathes the kids and the husband helps out in preparing them for school. Before 7:30am, they are on their way out. Kids get to school on time, they get to their businesses on time, everyone is happy.

A win-win situation. I also love the way they have brought up their kids. You could see their male child in the kitchen washing plates while the girl plays. When asked, she would gladly tell you it is his turn to wash the dishes. He sweeps and does whatever his sister does. He is a teenager now and I see him go to the market, I see him cook, I see him do what a normal human should do. He has been trained to understand that being a male isn’t an entitlement and no task is an exclusive preserve for the women.

Wherever he finds himself, I believe sorting out his basic needs wouldn’t be much of a problem to him.
I have heard most men say they would never do certain things and it ranges from to cleaning the house, to cooking, to washing etc. According to them, they are for women and the married ones would ask “what did I marry my wife for?

It is very heart breaking to see men who wouldn’t participate in the upbringing of their kids save for bringing money for essential commodities. It is no wonder men who bath their kids, participate in house chores are called all sort of names. What is “unmanly” about a man who know the real definition of being a father? A man who understand the role of bonding with his kids? Who set those standards? You bring a child into the world, you should be responsible for his welfare. It is very ridiculous to say “im helping my wife bath the kids or change diapers, or clean the house”. On your own kids, in your own house?? Are you okay?? I believe two adults who come together to make a family, a home should be responsible for the welfare of the home.

Leaving all duties to the woman because you feel it is her responsibility reduces her to a maid Isn’t it surprising to note that men who would rather be dead than partake in house chores demand their wives partake in the financial responsibility of the family. It is very okay for her to work, raise kids, clean home and then bring her monthly contribution while the other end remains unbalanced because You are a Man and certain duties are not cut out for you.

I have an idea on how I want to raise my kids. If God blesses me with boys and girls, I would raise them as human beings.
Humans who should be responsible for their basic need, their environment and welfare.
Humans who understand that no role is gender specific save for the ones our biological make up has prepared us for.
Humans who shouldn’t
feel any sense of entitlement because of their gender Humans who understands the
importance of teamwork I really want to break those stereotypes when I have my kids. I want to raise fine men and women who wouldn’t tow societal expectation even if it is BS just to save face The next generation shouldn’t be burdened with the load of BS we take in daily as normal This shouldn’t repeat itself, we owe our kids that much.

PS: I am not responsible
for what you make out
of this post.

No be today na. Makeup artists without initiative. Everybody they makeup must have one colour, one eyebrow format. Yeye dey smell. And we paid somebody.

[qsheuote author=metronaija post=44542215]https://16745-presscdn-0-7.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patience-Jonathan.jpg
Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song for late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red, best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fashion-police-arrest-patience.html[/quote]

You of course! Congratulations on ur new post luv! Long live you, and beautiful, healthy pregnancy to all. Cheers.

Lbotusme:
@ kwentjules ,pls no throway face. Oya take dis 25litres of fuel...smile na

October mamas roll call

Feddy27
SerendipityF
Gandyluv
Luscioustrish
BellaElla
Oyinyechika08
Mamajesu
Ojac1
Kwentjules
Marcjane
Nwapastor
Chicmoniq

Please who is our team captain?
It shall end in praise.

Talltosyne congratulations. God bless him

MAMA zaynie, ekele m.

zaynie:
Hello mamas,
How are you all doing.
Hope una no dey vex say I dey always hang out here?

Ok, Ejimikeokwu( I hope I got that right).
When you pray, be specific in your prayers. Tell God to give you the strength to defeat this spirit. Trust me, its not in your mind.
When we were little and used to have nightmares, my mom would tell us to fight back in the dream. She would say in the dream, we were equals. Havent you ever wondered how you are able to do incredible things in the dream.
I am speaking from experience, when I was pregnant with my first, I used to experience this. Then I would see me driving with 2 kids ( an older boy and a younger girl) behind ( I couldnt drive at this time, I didnt even know the sex of the belle yet). He would threaten to kill my husby and kids if I didnt succumb. One day I actually fought him and stabbed him. The thing is I didnt go searching for a knife, it just came into my hands. The shock on his face, I can never forget.
I didnt see him again till like 2 years later. He came as husby buh didnt do like husby buh sleep was clouding my eyes.
I told husby to stop waking me up to do it, he thot I was playing until the day I mistook him for the spirit and punched him hard.
We do it befor we sleep, in the afternoon or when we wake in the morning. There is no mistaking.
When next he came, he was limping. He was actually scared to move close to me.



I know someone(A) who was stabbed by B in a dream, A fought back and collected the long pin and stabbed B back.
A woke up with plenty body pains and called me to tell me what she dreamt. She didnt know that few hours ago, I saw B and she was complaining about severe pains and poisoning in a body part.
Few months later, B died.
What if A hadnt fought back?
FYI, A isnt a prayer warrior somebody. She is very stubborn and doesnt take nonsense but she prays.
In real life, she would never raise a finger against B. In the dream, they were equal.