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fredoooooo: dont let gunners fans hear that o , the first red card of the tournament is from a goalkeeper but ,i dont know his club

U Gambian goat! He was not d 1st player to see Red! Mumu

Still dnt understand why SIASIA was sacked and replaced by the pot-bellied empty brain Keshi!

It is a plane Hijack by BOKO HARAM! A replica of the 9/11 attack!May God Help us

Breaking SAD News: A DanaAir passenger plane coming into Lagos from Abuja crashed in Iju area NOW!!!

i cant believe these iddiots who call themselves students of ANSU are spewing this rubbish.Some of those foools protesting are either using Blackberry Bold 5 or iphone 4s.There is one of them on my BBM.,hen he posted the riot activities on BBM,i was sooo mad,this is d same guy that just bought a honda baby boy,even as a student..this is d same guy that comes to my outlet to buy exppensive blackberry phones once they come out.SHAME ON U IDDIOTS!.IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH U FOR DESTROYING UR SCHOOL PROPERTIES!!!!U SHALL ALL GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN WHO WILL BEHEAD U AND DRINK UR BLOOD...#MARK MY WORDS#

ceejay80s: od3! S33 ur lif3? Upon all th3 f9 w3y i g3t for ssc3, i stil g3t mon3y pass u, and u go 43v3r r3main for squar3 on3

Who is even dis iddioot called ceejay80s?Why do u keep writing trash here? Who ask u about money?¶ dnt even knw why d fuucckk u keep writing 3 in place of 'e'.As per ur hating on Mikel? Take d trophy he won and shove it up ur gaping g.a.y Ars.e!

The players voted to leave Rio behind and take Terry to the Euros. They didn't feel safe leaving Terry behind while their wives are alone!#just observing#

Pls send d pics and price to jefforacle@gmail.com including d sepcifications.

This Efulefu(never do well in Igbo) is a very mischievious liar!.He is my guy n he told me he's gonna set off a thread that will generate lots of replies especially from d women folks!..He told me he enjoys how Nairalanders switch over to tribal fights over a non issue!.......He is always thinking of a catchy story/caption to post!He just pulled this one off!

1)Overstone-when d ball passes on d stone used for post
2)Ikpa Matches-a player to stretch to kick d ball,only to miss it completely
3)Onye Ogbo-Person who does not know how to play @ all
4)Okpata Enye- an interesting One sided football game where we hv only one goalkeeper and anyone who scores will become d keeper.
5)Felele-a balltype we used to play then which is very light and can be easily carried by a small wind
6)Suriaa-To dribble a player by putting d ball btw his legs
7)Kemkem-Ball jugling
Ono n'etiti-a game of three or more players where one is in d centrechasing d ball,whoever he collects from goes to d center....MORE COMING SOON!

An unidentified man, in his thirties, was found dead on Sunday, at a grave site, while apparently attempting to rob a corpse in Kazaure, Jigawa State.

The man was said to be attempting to exhume the corpse, which had been buried earlier on Sunday morning, in an effort to steal some valuables said to have been buried with it.

While making the attempt, the loose earth collapsed, trapping the man as shown in the picture. He died on the spot.

He was found, hours later, dead, but onlookers said it appeared that he had struggled to free himself from the grave site, but could not.

From the injuries sustained on his head, it was apparent that he had hit his head on an object in the grave which, perhaps, made him unable to free himself.

Also, sympathisers said he might have been knocked unconscious, and so could not have been able to shout for help.

Nigerian Tribune investigations could not, however, ascertain how he was related to the corpse, or how he knew what valuables had been buried with it, as his corpse was yet to be claimed at the time of filing this report.
http://www.mercyjohnson.com/alleged-theft-man-found-dead-half-way-in-grave

Edward Mofulunanya:Popularly know as Eddy Murphy is a Nigerian of igbo origin whose father sojourned in d US as a slave.And later changed his name to Eddy Murphy becos d white men cannoy pronounce Mofulunaya,they now made easier with Murphy.He has starred in lots of award winning Hollywood movies.If una think say na lie,make una ask me..LWTMB!!!

Tony Spike: HAKEEM KAE KASSIM

This British trained actor was born in Lagos was based in South Africa for quite sometime. He has apparently received some impressive roles in Hollywood movies some of which are:

1. The Pirate of the Carribeans: At World’s End
2. Hotel Rwanda
3. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
4. The Fourth Kind

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0434444/

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OMG! Bro u forgot that dis dude starred in the popular blockbustre Tv series "24" as d african Terrorist leader Col Iker Dubaku,he also starred(though few scenes) in "LOST" where he was a brother to d other yoruba dude who starred in LOST

Where ¶s dt foolish Ref,why didn't he cancel d 2nd goal!!..and he's yet to award a penalty! Dats not what he promised!!!!!!

Plan A has failed,They will be considering PlanB now........PENARITY

Armed robbers at the weekend hijacked a luxury bus near Ijebu-Ode area of Ogun State raping secondary school students who were coming home for the Easter holiday. The bus was coming from Enugu to Lagos, but waylaid by the robbers, who barricaded the road about 11.30p.m. on Saturday

The bus was hired by a Catholic secondary school (name withheld) to convey the students to Lagos. Daily Sun gathered that the bus the students originally boarded left Enugu at about 7.30am but broke down on the road and another was sent to pick up the passengers.

It was gathered that the new bus was not also in good order and broke down several times on the way. A passenger, who simply identified herself as Franca, said at Ore in Ondo State, the passengers appealed to the driver to stop as it was already night but the driver was adamant, preferring to continue with the journey. Franca said somewhere near Ijebu Ode, some hoodlums barricaded the road and the driver was forced to stop.

She said the robbers, who were armed with sophisticated weapons, ordered the passengers who were mostly female students into the bush and had field day raping them.
She said the robbers, no fewer than 20, did not stop at raping the females but also dispossessed them of money, phones and other personal effects. She revealed that two girls suffered worse fate as most of the robbers who identified the two girls as virgins had rounds of sex with them.

Relatives of the victims yesterday stormed the head office of the transport company at the Jibowu area of Yaba Lagos protesting what they termed negligence on the part of the company. The relatives, who vowed to take the company to court, wondered why the driver of the ill-fated bus did not pass the night at Ore if he did not allegedly connive with the hoodlums.

Spokesman of the relatives, who simply identified himself as Mr. Martins, said they had gone to the Lagos State command to report the matter but they were referred to Ogun State since the attack did not happen in Lagos but Ijebu-Ode in Ogun State. Efforts to reach the Ogun State Police Public Relations Officer on phone proved abortive. He was said to be attending a seminar.

However, Lagos State Police spokesman, Jaiyeoba Joseph, confirmed that some people actually came to the state command to report the incident but were referred to Ogun State.

ENUGU— PANDEMONIUM broke out at Port Harcourt Street in Ogui New Layout within Enugu metropolis yesterday, following the cold-blooded murder of a printer right inside his shop by two unidentified persons operating on an unregistered motorcycle.

Vanguard learnt that the victim identified as Ifeanyi had sent out wedding invitation to take his newly found wife to the altar coming Easter Monday and had been busy making necessary arrangements for the wedlock before he was gunned down yesterday.

An eyewitness said the printer in his late 20s, was shot three times by the gunmen who concealed their pump action guns in their “overall suite”.

He was attacked at about 4.50pm by the gunmen who were said to have laid ambush around his shop waiting for him to return.

The eyewitness said: “While his boys were working in the printing press, Ifeanyi who had gone out to see someone returned to the shop and less than two minutes after he stepped into the shop and closed the door behind him, the assailants forced their way inside and pulled out their pump action rifles out of the long suites they adorn.

“One of them shot at him twice while the second person shot him once and he fell down immediately bleeding profusely from the head, which was shattered by the bullets. His pockets were searched and some money and his handset were removed by the killers. One of them saw another handset belonging to one of Ifeanyi’s boys, who were inside the shop working when the incident occurred, and they also took it away”.

They immediately zoomed off on their motorcycle.”

Residents of Port Harcourt street, who heard the gunshots took to their heels while some shop owners in the area abandoned their wares and ran helter-skelter for safety.

However, policemen from Ogui Police Division who were alerted by some residents only rushed to the area to meet the blood-soaked lifeless body of the printer, who was described as a hardworking young man.  The policemen took his corpse to the station from where it was deposited in the mortuary.

The increasing wave of violent crimes by gunmen operating on motorcycles, popularly called Okada, within Enugu metropolis has reached an alarming proportion as innocent citizens are dispossessed of their hard earned money and other valuables with some unlucky ones killed in the process without any major challenge from security agencies.

Only last Monday, a student of University of Nigeria Enugu Campus Secondary School ,who was being conveyed to school in the early hours of the day by his father, was murdered by two unknown men who sprayed a poisonous substance suspected to be “chemical mess” into their vehicle at the gate of the university. The boy inhaled the chemical and died few minutes later.

The incident is currently being investigated by detectives from the state police command. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/gunmen-kill-printer-in-enugu/

¶ Love Nairaland soooo much!..¶ am marveled by d high Species of Foo.ls and idioots here(¶ hitherto thought they were extinct).They dnt hv anything but pile to excrete,talking rubbish and always making no sense.Exactly why ¶ referred my friend who is conducting a RESEARCH on foolishness and Madness to Nairaland.We should be proud of NGOZI's strides if we hv a sane mind

hello andrew,how r u?longest time, i am dat guy Oracle dat u deleted from bbm a long time ago,, i hv sent u a lot of emails which u never replied, i had to give a long time not to disturb u.i am asking if u can readd me again plss, i am still looking for solution to that problem of imei/pin change(suspended pin), thanks as i await our reunion

Stoopid ASSanal!

Common Sense should hv told u guys dt this is a Nollywood movie set, the girl is on set shooting a movie.check d background,d guys there are totally relaxed and also check the headtie on her head b4 she put on d helmet(to avoid free barber),  
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' ‎​  LAFF DON MAKE MY PRICK STAND! .All the same,pretty chick

All these yoroobas protesting even the new pump price as directed by our dear President should be shot in d head at close range if sighted on d streets in d name of protests.BlO0dy Agberos! Ndi ara!!!!

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Where is Henry?,¶ heard d goal he scored against Leeds was offside!, so cheap!

Still wondering how n whEre our dear FO00lish Wenger gathered this boys!, very funny!!!

Henry looks like an old man playing with little children.Looks very out of place, soo Odd!!!!!

A very horrible Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!, Very Pathetic Wenger and a miserable THIERRY HENRY

3:2 hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!, ¶ am laffing tru my Pussycat