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How does this short MUSA affect the price of Suya in Maiduguri

tyor: what makes it new?

maybe the plate number

U guys are funny oo,so what is wrong with her criticism of Naija'a obvious failure.Meeen imagine using biro to write that trash @ an "International Airport"..Gooosh!!!!I'm so ashamed.Abeg let d sweet gurl be jooor.No be her put naija for its sorry state.Una no dey criticise GEJ?Why r u guys raising dusts about her own? mtscheeeeeeew!!!!!! RUBBISH NIGERIA

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UNILAG abi MAULAG.Pls edit d post

ftmom: In Naija?
I suspect he's a bachelor

No dear,u are wrong!infact ¶ went to d market on Friday evening cos my wife travelled to her place wt my two kids.And ¶ know she would be very tired when she comes back on saturday.¶ had to even process d Banga seeds.¶ heard her shouting from d kitchen wen she came back and went into d Kitchen.She wz thrilled beyond measures.

WOW THAT LOOKS LIKE D BIAFRAN FLAG!..LAND OF THE RISING SUN!!!!!

never knew we mark HALOWEEN in nigeria!

Pls can ¶ get it 4 1.450m pls call me on 08033762069

Clerverly: I Love this Oba die. I hope my hungry Igbo chiefs can learn from this Oba!!
See as the Mumu sit down like inwi
Go and sort out the NEPA and Boko Haram Wahala retardeen.

U are a mooron of a rare breed! Y bring tribalism into this u son of a dog n Goat cross breed.For u guys who hoped to achieve wateva by posing this pic,it turned out like the proverbial ugbana(flamengo) dt was rubbed wt charcoal and it became prettier than before! GO n Hang Jona Haters!

bhookie09: My friend blackberry was stolen in Karu Orphanage home, Abuja in May this year, it was Torch 9800. I still had her contact on my own Blackberry, so I keep pinging each day to see if someone would start using it. Then sometimes this June, there was a reply to my ping and I quickly add the person. He suddenly ask me if I had known him before and I said no, but that, I just purchased my BB from its owner and I saw his PIN and so I added him. So from then on, he was on my contact. When I enquire from my friend if she had added him too, she said she has, and that the moment she accused him that the BB belongs to her, he deleted her instantly. So we both agreed that I continue to keep him as contact to see if I can get some info from him. So, I keep saving his dp pics and that of his girlfriend and some friends too.
Today, I decided I should come out open to him that the BB wasnt his, and I started by asking him to give me his email address so i can forward a MS word document to him, the next thing, the guy just deleted me straight. Unknown to him, I have saved the BB barcode on my BB, so I have the BB PIN.
The pin of the BB is 27CFB06B. Add him and when he added you back, tell him the BB is a stolen one, the next thing is that he will delete you straight.
Now, I have his picture, and that of his girlfriend picture and some friends. I intend to go public with the picture on twitter, facebook and on nairaland and any other places online. I also known he resides in Kaduna.
The question is, should i go ahead and make his picture public?

If u want,¶ can make d bb unusable 4 him by sending annoying battery drainning PIN messages to him.¶ need ur approval though

eghost247: this is not in anyway funny

Don't they sell ropes in ur Area? U can as well close ur eyes and cross 3rd mainland bridge

Policewoman: What a sad way to die. Wish there was a way of detaching my husband's p e n i s when he will be away and reattaching it wen he is back.

Its very easy!..use a sharp knife or better still a brand new razor blade(tiger) for seamless detachment.U can get ur female neighbour to hold it for u while u "detach"it

fredoooooo: see di natale o

¶ wonder if d guy wear CanvaSs instead of soccer boots

FABREGAS IS A CHRISTIAN! #SHIKENA!

Abeg wats d scoreline? No reception here 4 mars! Ramos don play?Naija Sat wey loss dey block network here

Hey Guys I'm off to mars,¶ hv been appointed a ball boy to pick Ramos ball

i am smelling a coup detat in absentia!watch and see how it will happen

GoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaL!!!!!!! Van Persieeeeeeee!......... *wakes up*

¶ very much appreciate u guys responses,I'm about tying d strings on my decision.But will still like sum more info on d prices of the two cars

Thanks a bunch bro! Still need more views

Pls Friends and forumites,¶ am confused between choosing a car.The options are 2001 Toyota Avalon and 2003/04 EOD.Pls ¶ need ur professional advice and suggestions in choosing between d two cars.What are d ups and downs of the two cars,and which of them is more reliable and cheap to maintain.And ¶ also need d market prices of the two cars.¶ am ordering from the US thru my Friend's brother

Dude! U got this "camry" for 150k,why u wan sell 210k? Maybe just 155k or 160k make u for chop 10k.

Can it go for 800K contact me on 08033762069 ¶ need d VIN also

The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk
June 13th, 2012 by zebbook

Chapter 1

1)  And it came to pass after these things, on the first day of the first month of the twelfth year after the second millennium, that king Jona son of Bele announced to the people saying; there is no money left in the royal treasury, and the future of the kingdom is in great danger.

2) Therefore, a measure of oil shall no longer sell for three scores of silver and seven, but shall now be seven scores of silver and one. But the people grumbled aloud, and said unto another, what shall it profit our king to gain all these oil money and lose his throne?

3) For it is appointed unto him to reign but once, and after this prison, for many are the atrocities which he has committed.

4)  So they said unto the king, eat thou thy food in peace in the palace, and surround thou thyself with thine women, only touch not our oil price and do thy people no harm.

5) But the king would not listen, and said unto himself, I know my people, they shall only grumble for a while and soon they shall forget.

6) But the people would not forget, for the burden was too much for them to bear, and they said; now unto him that is able to increase the price of oil exceeding abundantly above all that his people can bear or think, according to the greed which worketh in him;

7) Unto him be curses in the streets by the masses throughout all ages, protests without end.

So they took to the streets and gave the land no peace, and there was no going out or coming in throughout the kingdom for two weeks, and the king feared greatly and said to himself, surely these people shall overturn me if I answer them not.

9) So he called the head of the labourers unto the palace, and gave him bags of gold, that he mayest turn off the wrath of the people against the king.

End of Chapter 1
Chapter 2

1) So the king assembled the people and said unto them; a measure of oil shall no longer be seven scores of silver and one, but shall now be four scores of silver, one dozen and five, to this your leaders have agreed. Praise me now therefore for I am a benevolent king.

2) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal.

3) And said unto him, gather ye now all the oil sellers, that we may know who stole from the kingdom. This did him with diligence, and came back with his report saying

4) Thieves abound in the land, and so have the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave them not oil, this they did with the help of Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount he mentioned was unheard of in the land.

5) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.

6) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we make available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king.

7) If thou deliver us unto the people that they may punish us, we will hold not our tongue to tell the people that thou art one of us.

And they said unto him, how else shall we destroy the message if not to destroy the messenger? Let us therefore implicate Farcrook the son of Lawal in this matter.

9) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money, that he may alter the report which he had set before the people.

10) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money.

End of Chapter 2
Chapter 3

1) And the people where amazed, and their hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom they had put their trust.

2) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.

3) He exploited my greed; he leadeth me in the path of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake.

4) Yea, even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for bribes are with me; my loots and my kickbacks they comfort me.

5) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over.

6) Surely the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever.

7) And the people wept, but there was no one to console them...Pls sum1 add Chapter 4!

Mr.chippychappy:
Lol then you know nothing about Omotola or "Nollywood". Omotola's marriage came close to collapsing after her husband found out that Mr Taiwo Afolabi was hitting "IT" day and night whenever he traveled for business .

There goes d nairaland FOOOLS,eating their poverty-stricken flesh while d real peeps enjoy their success n wealth! Mtscheeeeeew!Foools again.Gambian goats!!!!!!!

HUNTELAAR! HUNTELAAR!! HUNTELAAR!!!where art thou?

emmke: D question now should be: where the heck is Huntelaar?

Kicking legs and slapping backheads

Ds Dutch defence sef! Dem dey play lyk MAULAG

Never underestimate d Blazing Gunner!

dplordx: I sometimes wonder how a basterd like Obi ever got to become the governor of one of the most blessed state in Nigeria.
And what the intellectuals of the state were looking until a half-baked, uninspiring, uninformed, and okirika human being like this made it there.
Isnt this the same governor fuking his wife's sis. Anyways, whatever allegiance this guy plays, hes way more PDP than APGA.
His intentions are so clear, he will hand over the state to Uba, or whoever the PDP wants, cut a deal with GEJ so the EFCC wont come for his head. Anyways, may God save the Ibos.
So much for our Biafra dreams with traitors like this. Hes done more damage to Ibo land than any Aboki I know.

Ur madness knws no Cure!What r ur Kins doing about it? Foolish Massob Lunatic