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 Health › Pictures Of A Half Head Man by ojeffo(op): 3:25pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
A bad boy who was left with half a head following a dramatic accident has spoken out for the first time – blaming his astonishing appearance on a drink and drugs binge. Carlos ‘Halfy’ Rodriguez, who also goes by the name Sosa, lost a large portion of his brain and skull in a crash after flying through his car’s windscreen and landing head-first on the road. In a new video he has used his appearance and story to warn others not to drink and take drugs. Doctors were forced to cut away large amounts of flesh and bone to help him survive and he has since been able to continue his life in Miami, Florida. I was barred out on drugs. I was driving and I hit a pole and flew out the front window and landed on my head,’ he said in a new warning message on You Tube. Showing his head to camera he added: ‘And this is how the old boy has come out. That is why it is not good drinking and driving or drugness (sic) and driving. It is no good kids.’ According to the German tabloid Bild he had the accident aged 14. ‘I was with a cousin and a friend stole the car, there was a near-fatal car accident. As the speed was too fast we lost control of the car and crashed,’ he said. Mr Rodriguez shot to fame two years ago after he was was arrested for allegedly soliciting prostitution. Miami Police had problems with their paperwork and his forms contained no name and simply the description ‘half a head’. His mugshots, showing his missing forehead and battered skull, spread across the world online but many thought that it was a hoax. But despite his serious message to stay away from narcotics, it appears that he is yet to change his ways after admitting he still smokes a lot of drugs. In a bizarre tirade he also accuses American President Barrack Obama of doing the same. ‘This is what I do daily: burn a stake,’ which is slang for a joint. ‘Obama is the President of ya’ll United States and he smokes. (Expletive) has the whole White House growing. ‘Then why can’t I smoke me a blunt?’. ‘Halfy’ is not the only person to survive with half a head, as several other Britons have done the same. Teenager Ben Maycock was lucky to be alive after a brutal hammer attack left him a huge dent in his skull in 2010. The vicious assault left Ben’s head shattered – and doctors had to hack away huge chunks in a battle to save his life. Medics at Queen’s Medical Centre, Nottingham, doubted Ben would survive his horrific injuries, and told his grief-stricken mum to prepare for the worst, but incredibly, he survived.
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| Politics › Re: Pictures From Oshiomhole’s Inauguration by ojeffo: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2012 |
Callotti: Damn!MAY UR ENTIRE GENERATIONS BE WIPED OFF BY A DEADLY HURRICANE....ANIMAL |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by ojeffo: 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
what is d grand total of the numbers of ur sojourn on planet earth in direct comparison and contrast with my own personal earthly sojourn in numerical equivocation?  6 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Xi Jinping Elected To Lead China by ojeffo: 2:59pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
obadiah777: WHY ALL THEY NAME SOUND SIMILARwhy all "THEY"english sound gbagaun-ish  1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Secession Bid Of Texas And Obama's War Options! by ojeffo: 4:57am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Pls ¶ want to drink garri!...has d price come down? |
| Health › Re: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by ojeffo: 9:16pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Finally.................*dancing* azonto |
| Health › Re: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by ojeffo: 9:10pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
U see am?
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| Health › Re: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by ojeffo: 9:05pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
StIll looking 4 mine...... 1 Like
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| Crime › Aluu Community Season 2 by ojeffo(op): 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
¶ jst got this on my BBM,¶ dnt knw what they did,but jst like d Aluu 4,¶ couldn't bring my self to watch it http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/cfs-ak-prn1/v/608710/278/10151253873252463_31213.mp4?oh=335de32326a8560e183686a5a542727b&oe=509E0DFB&__gda__=1352526026_9fe4e62709102de3d946dabe879e90a3 |
| Phones › Re: Glo PC Internet Connection Is Down? by ojeffo: 4:53pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
a customer who has d same problem for 5 days now just left my office 20 mins ago...i hv tried everything to troubleshoot it,and found out there is nothing wrong with his ipad.I advised him to go to a glo office and find out exactly what d situation is. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama Wins Second Term: Mitt Romney Refuses Ohio Out Come by ojeffo: 6:57am On Nov 07, 2012 |
achukwunet: Mitt Romney refuses to accept the outcome of Ohio and refuses to make his concession speech (he hasn't written one yet!!).Mitt Romney and his Republican party has rejected d result of d Election and has vowed to challenge it @ Elections Petition Tribunal.Speaking to Newsmen in Abuja Romney bemoaned d process as a charade.He pointed out that Late arrival of materials in strategic wards and local governments marred d entire process.With thugs snatching ballot boxes here and there....chooooi! ¶ still remember Maurice Iwuruwuru(former INeC chairman saying that America shld come n learn how to conduct Elections from Nigeria!! #odiegwu ooooo |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Schalke Vs Arsenal - (2 - 2) -On 6th November 2012 by ojeffo: 10:41pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Worst disgrace coming to Chelsea 2moro.....watch dis Space |
| Crime › Police Red Alert!:avoid This Places And Be Safe! by ojeffo(op): 8:09pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
DEAR FRIENDS, ATTACHED IS AN ALERT FROM THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE.PLEASE BECAREFUL AND TELL OTHER LOVE ONES. "Quote Good day all, The Nigerian police has advised all to avoid the following places as they have been identified as hot spots for Ritual Killings: 1. Ota, Ogun State 2. Lambe, Ogun State 3. Ikorodu,Lagos State 4. Mowe, Ogun State 5. The Bridge linking Abiola Garden with Otedola Estate, Lagos. 6. Isheri Olowo-Ira under Bridge, Lagos 7. Toyota Bus Stop on Apapa/Oshodi Expressway, Lagos (Clifford Oji's former location) 8. Waterfront River Niger area Of Onitsha, Anambra State 9. Isiala-Ngwa, Abia state 10, Igwurita, Muruokoro, Port Harcourt, Rivers state 11. Ilorin-Oro Road, Kwara state 12. Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, Kogi state 13. Kaduna Eastern By-Pass, Kaduna state 14. The Bank of River Kaduna, Kaduna state 15. Kaduna/Abuja Expressway, Kaduna state 16. Abuja Motor Park,Kaduna 17. Kawo Motor Park, Kaduna 18. The Railway tracks, Kaduna These are police emergency numbers in Lagos, please: POLICE CONTROL ROOM 1 - 07055350249 and 07035068242. RRS CONTROL ROOM 2, Alausa - 08065154338 and 07055462708 CONTROL ROOM 3 SHQ; - 08079279349 and 08063299264 and 767 toll free line. If you by mistake fall victim quickly send an sms/pre-text message to all or any of these numbers. Make sure you drive at the middle of express road at all times. If anyone tells you that your car is sparking or there is fire or smoke coming out from your car bonnet, please do not listen just drive on. That is their new tactics. Pls kindly advice your loved ones accordingly. |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Need Advice On The Type Of Phone Or Laptop To Buy? Here's The Place by ojeffo: 4:49pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Gbadebo01: ..I think u are .talking about the DELL INSPIRON 15R, here are the specsNow dis is d laptop ¶ hv been looking for.Where can ¶ buy it and how much is d best price ¶ can get 4 it? |
| Family › Re: Things A Man Should Do For His Wife All The Time (Part 1) by ojeffo: 6:18am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Lexoria: my hubby does some of the things here and others that aint and I appreciate it a lot,infact I do somethings for him that he knows Is impossible for me to do but I go against all odds to do it just to show my appreciation.Stop watching too many Nigerian movies! They r not good 4 ur Imagintion |
| Car Talk › Re: How To Avoid Buying A Flooded Car From The US? by ojeffo(op): 8:21pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
@Guys! Ur responses are jst very incisive and encouraging.¶ think ¶ hv 2 wait out and see wt he will bring to me.¶ will tell him to watch out 4 dose signs of flooding jst to make him aware dt ¶ knw about all those tricks!...Again .THNX GUYS |
| Education › A Funny Waec Result by ojeffo(op): 5:30am On Oct 31, 2012 |
¶ came across this WASSCE RESULT
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| Car Talk › Re: How To Avoid Buying A Flooded Car From The US? by ojeffo(op): 3:49am On Oct 31, 2012 |
yhemster: My Advice to a fellow Nairalanders:Hhhhmmm!!!! U get serious point here oo.But dis guz na my best friend oo,and ¶ dnt knw hw to go about asking him 4 refund.Funny thing is dt he has not even shown me any pictures or details of any car,and has given me many different stories each time ¶ demand 4 an update.d sms ¶ sent him d last time has never been replied. |
| Car Talk › Re: How To Avoid Buying A Flooded Car From The US? by ojeffo(op): 4:00pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Thank u sooo very much Uncle Fhemmy! i appreciate! |
| Car Talk › How To Avoid Buying A Flooded Car From The US? by ojeffo(op): 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
i pre ordered a car from a friend whose brother is based in the united states,and he is yet to deliver the vehicle,and im not even sur if he has purchased it.My fears now is that he may just finally get me a flooded car,which might develop very bad problems later.pls i need ur contributions. |
| Politics › Re: Aki And Pawpaw Visit Flood Victims In Delta State (pictures) by ojeffo: 5:48am On Oct 30, 2012 |
Abagworo: The fairer of the midgets is damn too swaggalicious.The Dark has got Class!Class is for Men! |
| Education › Re: How To Pronounce "Fork" Correctly by ojeffo(op): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
DAALU TOO MUCH MY BROTHER |
| Education › How To Pronounce "Fork" Correctly by ojeffo(op): 7:49pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
During a recent PTA meeting of my kids's school,an issue came up.A parent said that the children should be made to learn phonetics correctly.She gave an example of how her child(who attends another school) corrects them in the house when they call FORK "fork" Instead of "FEK". Another parent who studied English Language(Bsc),tried to let her know that the actual correct spelling is "FORK".At that point,the headmistress of the school told the meeting that those calling it "FORK" are woefully wrong(can u imagine) that it is pronounced FERK.....PLS FELLOW NAIRALANDERS,WHY DO NIGERIANS PRONOUNCE IT AS FERK INSTEAD OF FORK? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The First Question You Will Ask God In Heaven? by ojeffo: 3:59pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Pls Dear God,When will arsenal win a trophy? Why didn't Nigeria win a Medal @ london games Where will ¶ charge my Blackberry |
| Music/Radio › Re: Lessons To Learn From Tonto Dikeh’s Music Adventure by ojeffo: 8:17pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
Goldenheart: its nt bout dat, op....... She is just 2 rude, Dats y ppl re pissed. U dnt ve 2 insult when people criticize u
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| Politics › Re: Fashola, Obi Disagree On Geo-political Zones, Constitutional Amendment by ojeffo: 6:40am On Oct 19, 2012 |
[quote author=musiwa7]. and there was no time in Nigeria that the people of Nigeria agree to 6 zone. Edo and delta state boycotted the conference . You people should get it clear, the Yoruba people do not accept the 6 zones. And the day Goodluck dear to put that nonsense into the constitution of Nigeria. the Yorubas in the army will overthrow the govt and end the democracy and make all the governor jobless. And when they are Jobless they will all stop talking about nonsense. look I honestly doubt Ekwueme as even caring for his fellow igbos.. Look Ekwueme does not love even the igbo, i doubt , igbos are the majority of river state.. Why on earth will Ekwueme put river state into a zone that the river state igbo will be minority in a state they are majority. Do you know where they please minority over majority in world. what does that tell you about Ekwueme?? even for drawing sure a map of 6 zones. it show Ekwueme is a bias man , who has no respect for other nigerian . and only interest in his own people selfishness. can you force things on others no.. i think we should call a spade, advocate of 6 zones are children of the devil. they are satanic people. you have to be satanic to even think of 6 zones. Ekwueme is not a type of man who can draw up zones or region in Nigeria. base on his knowledge.. Sorry that i have to talk to the old man that way, but you have to learn to speak up in Nigeria and not be scare or respect anyone.. if they dear put that nonsense in the constitution. the army overthrown will the govt. there will never been 6 zones over the dead of every yoruba man. We have petition the United nation already. but the time we vote at a united nation referendum, i will see how you will get 6 zone . Why dont you go and find out. You racist people. why you other nigerian very racist. this is black people been racist to other black people. [quote author=musiwa7]Oga ur post lacks coherence,insight,wisdom and intelligence!!...u were jst abusing everyone including urself.haba! U jst kept fuming like a soured Egusi soup.There was no complete sentence u made in d entire post dt was gbagaun-free.Pls go back to school! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Fashola, Obi Disagree On Geo-political Zones, Constitutional Amendment by ojeffo: 6:23am On Oct 19, 2012 |
bittyend: I concur with what Fashola and Edward Clark said.This is d 1st unintelligent teenager ¶ hv noticed in dis very matured thread.¶ hv been reading d incisive analysis of the posters here and was marveling at d level of their intelligence and maturity till this one spoilt my day. 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dike - Hi & Itz Ova by ojeffo: 9:04pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
...Who will be d next to sing? Ini edo abi Oge Okoye
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| Crime › Re: Face Of One Of The UNIPORT Students Murderers by ojeffo: 6:02pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
One down.......KARMA IS SUCH A BEAST! STREET IS MILITARY!
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| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Killed By JTF In Borno by ojeffo: 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
ajuyah22: if dx is true i guest it will a gradual end of menace in d north.Guest? Easy bro?no be by force sha |
| Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by ojeffo: 6:57am On Oct 05, 2012 |
fortyfeet: Your parents must have been crying for a long time, energy, and memory wasted because am sure they would have fogotten the thrilling thrusts and high hight of 0rgasm that brought about you.Now ¶ hv hit u where it dfinitely hurts!..Randy Priest like U!.Go and lick ur rotten wound.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!¶ don laff sotey ¶ paid 10billin naira tithe! |
| Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by ojeffo: 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
maclatunji: Of course and they don't ask questions about how a single man can afford to give such huge amounts away without stealing or some other form of crime. Even Dangote can't give away N1 billion without putting his business in danger. He can only make such donations to fuel political campaigns to get $1 billion in return.¶ jst feel like spitting on all these idiioots that are posting trash here in d name of trying to defend their socalled Rev Fr(s).Receiving stolen money in d name of tithe is even d least of crimes and taboos committed by these clowns called catholic Priests.It is now a common knowledge that they engage in homosexuality to d point of abusing little boys of 10 yrs old.In Nigeria,some of them sleep with the girls of their parish(¶ hv evidence of this) and some even sleep with d wives of their parishioners(¶ also hv evidence of this).So ¶ dnt understand whz some of d f.ools here r crying because EFCC wants to arrest d catholic clergy for baptising and receiving stolen money.And pls ¶ must add this,for all dese ignorant fools pouring jibberish trash about tithing...There is never a way sum1 can pay a tithe to these Priests w/out them knowing who did.They even give them car gifts and other things.PLS DNT LET ME EXPOSE U GUYS ON A PUBLIC FORUM.. |
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