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Okija_juju: Yeah!!!







_{I cant believe I saw Chika Ike and my mind didnt even go to Vaseline.. Maybe the 5kg Vegetable oil I just used on Obamas Daughter has something to do with it..}

Better locate ur calling. Just start acting BLUE-FILMS.

Who cut the umbilical cord for her?

I hope he doesn't grow beards at his down below too, because i heard that the oyibo doesn't shave theirs.

Charity begins at home. I am looking forward the day T.A. Orji will hug Orji Uzor Kalu.

Habiolar: I tink dts d only solution 4 weak Govt like GEJ. Its either u go front or back, if front is nt available , back should be. Clueless GEJ.

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Do u have the polo shirt of ''MY OGA AT THE TOP''? I will like to be the South-South Zonal Distributor? Thanks

Smile4kenn, pls where are u,whether in the moon or mars, jupiter,even in this earth, pls come out let me manage you for Nite of a Million laugh by Oct. 1.It will be hilarious.

Monkey-turned ATM machine.

honey001: Foolishness at its peak

All these Foolishness of a thing is becoming a child's play. Anyway, since it has come to this, it is foolishness at its Cowbell.

The Nigerian Broadcasting Commission, has released a list of videos that have been banned from being played or aired.

P-Square’s ‘Alingo’, which is currently enjoying massive airplay, especially with the energetic dance steps that accompanies it, makes the cut. Other videos include D’Prince’s ‘Take Banana’, Flavour Nabania’s ‘Shake’, etc.


The list below show music videos that have been tagged NOT TO BE BROADCAST by NBC:

1. Tillaman ft Vector- Ma Roll (contains Intimate and suggestive dance steps)
2. Wande Coal – Go Low (scenes of nuditiy in the video)
3. D’Prince – Take Banana (contains Intimate, vulgar, words and suggestive dance steps)
4. Flavour – Shake (vulgar and suggestive dance steps)
5. Goldie – Ski bo bo (features minor with suggestive and immoral dance steps)
6. Chuddy K – Chop My Dollar (features ladies and children with suggestive and Intimate dance steps )
7. Timaya – Shake Ur Bum Bum (Intimate, suggestive dance steps with vulgar lyrics
8. P Square – Alingo (Intimate dance scenes at the end of the musical video)

What do u have to say about Alingo, since it teaches us EXERCISE?

That's why after the training one person eats 50 fish heads after exploiting the poor masses. SMH

Hope his Palace will not used as a zonal branch office for Boko Haram Conglomerate PLC.

To be frank, the money alone is enough to build a new refinery and also maintain the existing ones.Even after all these monies were spent we are still having shortage of petroleum products across the country. Come to think of it, when they say someone borrows, it then means that the person is broke. All the barrels of Oil thAT go out of this nation daily where is the monies going to? If someone like me can't borrow why should a whole NNPC borrow? I believe that one day i will still lend some monies to NNPC since they have turned to 'borrow borrow'. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!, SHAME.

Davido and Ja Rule look alike.

Islamize Nigeria

Why not. If after all said and done Obama won. Why not GEJ

Anybody wey snake bite, if him see lizard him dey pick race. As for me i no fit enter dana air again.

I can lay down my love for the life of my love

Shugamania: Bolombolo

Even the White prefer now to call it so ''Bolombolo''

When do they start pecking on the ear instead of cheek?

Must it be a real gun? If u pose with a toy gun on the Facebook, will anybody know it's a toy gun. By the way, that your friend with a gun does he work with FBI or Is he an arm robber? Why must he be perambulating with a gun? Gush, this is an expensive joke!!!These whites, we blacks are becoming more safety conscious than them.NISP

NeeFEmi: Just their low thinking faculty.[color=#990000][/color]
On a more serious note, some of these men who do that want the women to understand how they feel.
So its just passing an indirect message that the lady needs to see where she missed it.

But I don't buy the idea. Why not just correct her in love

That's an insult to MANKIND? Don't u realized the man is the head where the thinking faculty situates? What a women does is what the man (the head) interprets to her to do.
Anyway, for men not to eat after quarrels is to tell the woman that there is no way she can threaten/punish him even with food. (The woman thinks that food and sex are the only things used to punish a man).

Actually, you might not reap its fruits now, but later maybe when u want to take up any government appointment or enter into politics. It is advisable to do it bc u don't know tomorrow. For them to have not scrapped it since does not mean they are fools.

::Andrew:::
fashola was very lucky it wasnt my dad he met

That col. is a cool one. Bloody civilians

Na true na. If na ur dad him for lie down 4 ground, crying begging and swearing dat he can't do it againoooooo.

Though not proper but somtyms i read only those posts with the highest 'likes'. I find most of them interesting. Love u all.