smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

Na Laugh: I hope you guys do realize that as funny as the "first comment" post is, it is just a copy and paste that many people use on the internet and simply edit the site they're pasting on right?

Hourglass4real:
Hia! Kill joy, who askd u?

omo_to_dun: @smile4kenn

You too much! But you didn't come up with this write up and everyone is giving you credit for something you didn't invent.

https://www.nairaland.com/1015826/calling-all-writers-contest-1#11770031 was the first guy to do this on Nairaland. And he also stole it from some guy on facebook.

smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

rokiatu:

[size=40pt]You are a legend son.[/size]

The funniest comment I have ever seen on nairaland.

donigspain: @smile4kenn;
Congrats bro. It's never an easy achievement. I pray you manage this great responsibility effectively without it getting you intoxicated or corrupted; remember what they say about 'power' as well as 'absolute power'. While basking in the euphoria of your achievement, remember to put me in your prayers so I can also get to that position someday. Lest I forget, I know you may probably already started serving your consequential long-term jail owing to your well deserved expression of your innermost feelings in written format on a thread/video that has absolutely nothing to do with humour (sarcasm), but hell yeah, who cares? You don't, ebamma doesn't and neither do I. Please smile4kenn, don't be disappointed when you see the 'kill joy' group coming here to lay claims of how a plagiarist you are; it's normal with serial losers. I also observed how much 'LIKES' your humble speech has attracted, hmmm, it goes to show we still have a good number of Nigerians with good sense of humour. Finally, I wish to reiterate the fact that your expected ban is a welcome development in this our first to comment competition as I now have one less competitor to worry about. In the meantime, I'll always make out time to visit you in jail (BAN) hopefully the wicked warders (moderators) will let my agege bread and coke get to you. Thanks and remain incarcerated!
From: Donigspain
(fellow competitor)

adexsimply: Smiles?really sweetheart, u are a master of understatements...



how are u?

Vanneni: I don't understand that but I'm good. Trust you are too.

adexsimply: dont mind them o..some ppl just dont knw when to shut up

donigspain: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

adexsimply: I meant u ought to be lafin like...instead of SMILING..


am trying to be gud too...

plendil:

This shyte has been around for years. I first came across it on a foriegn forum. I'll try to get the site.

Yet smile4kenn is shamelesslessly taking the glory as though it was his.

phaya:




LWKM!!!! LMFAO!!! ROTFL!!! Guy u be real fool!

Vanneni: Smile4ken has been banned till 2015 that's why he hasn't been commenting but I guess he'd soon use his alt acc to comment.

Paschal007: seriously?

Vanneni: Smile4ken has been banned till 2015 that's why he hasn't been commenting but I guess he'd soon use his alt acc to comment.

Vannywealth: Yes.