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I agree

Ojisik:
FUTURE. PREDICTIONS ABOUT THE BEACH PARTY:
1. The people that are forming ginger (shouting "aye aye" )will NOT show up...it's on that day you'll start hearing about how their aunty is sick or go slow or similar stuff.

2. Nobody will show up
3. Think about it better....3 weeks doesn't really deserve a party,what are you celebrating ("you" not "we" because I definitely won't show up). If it's a party at the end if the service year,then count me in.
NIGERIANS TOO DEY CELEBRATE

4. It's just an avenue to find girls to kpansh or for girls to chop men's money.

ABUSE ALL YOU WANT,YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT ITS TRUE.

My people, How far the beach party? Where are all the people that were shouting "aye" "aye!!!!". You all made me seem like a prophet of doom back then,but can you now see the reality?

+ They try to shoot us,they don't know that we'rd like Aunty Peshay Jonathan....we shoot on a daily basis.

+They try to kidnap us,they don't know that we were born in Niger Delta.

....I'll be back with more

Like if you want to see her doing all those stunts stark naked.....I'm no perv I'm just curious to see how her bones will bend

The guy is a sure boy....bros before girls I wish my friends did the same.....it's kind of weird to see a guy and his babe in the front and he is at the bavk so I totally support him.
As for the smoking and drinking,you knew of it before you started hanging out with him so you have to manage it. Give him a high five for him, few men are that loyal to their male buddies

Like if you skipped all the stories and went straight to the pictures

Drakula:
Wow, if you didn't camp in lagos you are... am thankful to God for the wonderful experience, last night in camp was something else, on the sound of the begeal Corp members where reluctant to go into their rooms, the soldiers got deadly and turned off the hostel lights firing a tear gas which dropped into our room, come and see area scatter, my room mates in room 1, confronted the soldiers at the stairs, a scuffle ensured, when it was getting too hot I went to gdaniels room (room 3) and slept there, the noise and disturbance later calmed down, no one was decamped, room 1 was purposely targeted because we really gave those soldiers a tough time while in camp, we hardly go to parade on time when they come with their whistles we would roll it for them and clap, sometimes we would ask them to sit with us and gist or eat, and so many stubborn but funny attitude, so the punished us with tear gas. I count it all fun, got posted to subeb, at first I thought it was a school going by its location in Maryland group of schools, only to be told later it's a ministry under education, see corpers cross country racing to alausa, I got there with gdaniels, I was the 177th person, it was fun. Done with Bank account opening relaxing at home

bro,our rooms were close,I was in room 4 (opposite room 1) I watched the whole tear gas saga with my two koro-koro eyes. Commander Okon was beating one guy with plastic table leg...the soilders got scared when one of your roomies started choking,the last night was fun...I hardly used my phone in camp so I couldn't come online while we were there. Inbetween....I miss my #350 noodles,egg and Turkey from Honeywell Stand + one Schweppes (#70) =#420

Haba Nairaland,even in the description of a scientific term (disease) : V.V.F, you still edited the second "V", na wa oooh
So what if I was to learn the full meaning of VVF from you,na so I for fail my exam. I understand your moral standards but please use discretion.

Thank You

.....true talk @OP,I guess man loves himself and everything about himself,it's similar to the way we all think we're beautiful/handsome even when it is not true. BUT some farts are sooo bad that even the "fartee" runs away

NB: I sometimes admire my shit before flushing the toilet,it always look like art work.

Lemme drop my phone before Monsieur Didier slaps me.

LOCATION: FRANCE

This is lovely news, viewing this from my lecture hall in France...lemme sharply keep my phone away before Monsieur Didier catches me

Bankijey:
Lol your prediction might be true.. but u didn't have to be so cold bout it. As for the 4th one and so? We all adults peeps can do as they please. you're entitled to your opinion tho

Lol....sorry if it seems cold fam,but I always speak exactly what is on my mind anywhere and anytime

FUTURE. PREDICTIONS ABOUT THE BEACH PARTY:
1. The people that are forming ginger (shouting "aye aye" )will NOT show up...it's on that day you'll start hearing about how their aunty is sick or go slow or similar stuff.

2. Nobody will show up.

3. Think about it better....3 weeks doesn't really deserve a party,what are you celebrating ("you" not "we" because I definitely won't show up). If it's a party at the end if the service year,then count me in.
NIGERIANS TOO DEY CELEBRATE

4. It's just an avenue to find girls to kpansh or for girls to chop men's money.

ABUSE ALL YOU WANT,YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT ITS TRUE.

gdaniels31:
its justvfor camping 20days and you back to lasgidi for your PPA so do not be scared.

Thanks bro

NYSC, confusing the youth since their inception....IS THIS CHANGE JUST FOR CAMPING OR FOR THE WHOLE SERVICE YEAR?

Mannylex:
They do. That 25Percent I mentioned has ministries incorporated in it... Just know that majority ends up in schools. Except those in the medical field.








Have no fear; Mannylex is here

I have no fear because Mannylex is here abeg do you have any tips on how someone can get posted to a ministry? And where were you posted to?

It is advisable that you go to the registry of your university with all your credentials,so that the problem can be rectified quickly. If you don't go they may treat your case slowly,and if they treat it slowly,na FEBRUARY things for you be that

Mannylex:
NYSC won't post you there, though in some very rare cases u could be posted to private firms, but not the one's u mentioned... U can ghost your ppa though, in the sense that u accept your primary posting then convince them to help you sign your monthly clearance^{NYSC won't post you there, though in some very rare cases u could be posted to private firms, but not the one's u mentioned... U can ghost your ppa though, in the sense that u accept your primary posting then convince them to help you sign your monthly clearance}NYSC won't post you there, though in some very rare cases u could be posted to private firms, but not the one's u mentioned... U can ghost your ppa though to a place of your choice in the sense that u accept your primary posting then convince them to help you sign your monthly clearance...

Traditionally 75percent get schools
25percent get Lga
5 percent private firms...





Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Thanks bro,so are you insinuating that corpers don't work in ministries?

Ademat7:
This is a very good topic but I wonder why corp members don't even want to comment on post this days

I've been wondering the same thing,please ex-corpers/serving corpers,answer us

Please add me to the group :08078078400,thanks

I also aspire to be there someday. Do Bsc holders still spend 4 years there?

This will make the front page in a few minutes.....I have seen the future

EVEN MORE PICS:

:-XFrom my years of research,this pictures are not far from the truth.
*MEN PLEASE CONFIRM IF TRUE/FALSE
*WOMEN DEFEND YOURSELVES

Ogbeni,no be underground be that oh,which underground will have Sun shining like that?

Please your opinions are highly welcome,help a brother abeg

Please more opinions are needed NLders,help a brother abeg

But wait,I have a question. "Why should a jinn or alujonu take the form of a person and go on living the person's life instead of wrecking havoc (isn't that what demons do?) everywhere? Or why don't they fulfill some desires which they may have had but couldn't perform because of their spirit form,e.g.: sex with the opposite gender or something?

Why do they always live the lives that the previous owner of the body was living?

Good afternoon once again,please can corpers work in private firms (e.g.: MTN,GTBANK etc) during their service year,if YES, please how can this be achieved?
If NO, can you suggest a very good government agency to work for in LAGOS(e.g.:.ALAUSA SECRETARIAT, LIRS and the likes) and how getting posted to such places can be achieved

Cutehector:
I think my toilet will be ok....

There is a time for jokes and a time to be serious and reasonable Sir, opinions from this thread may influence corpers decisions for PPA and in the long term may affect their lives...think futuristic my brother