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braintext:
What's cv?

COMPUTER VILLAGE....the popular phone market in Lagos, Nigeria

, i give your phone 15 minutes in the hands of a CV boy, Google will never find it bro. Moreover, it only works when the phone is on. My phone (HTC ONE M8) got missing in February, I called one of my CV guys after trying this Google stuff, (it even allows you to put a message on the LOCK SCREEN) . He laughed at me , he showed me how they stop such from working.....toooo easy.

Well, it simply means: "You can not do that at the moment, please try again in a few hours"

Who else has seen the New Glo Advert with Lynxx. I wonder if they have a team that vets their adverts before they release them. Lynxx was stopped by police for not having his license which is an illegal act. He then proves to them that he is a celebrity by showing them one of his videos on Youtube using GLO internet. The police then begin to smile with him and eventually let him go.
In my opinion, this doesn't make sense....the international community may see this (that's if they haven't seen it already). Are we now saying our police are that foolish. The Nigerian police should even publicly warn GLO about this mishap. In other countries, even Congress Men are given speeding tickets, we saw how Chris BRown was bundled to court after he beat Rihanna. Please watch the advert and express your thoughts. Glo should just withdraw this advert from the public.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMYbCv3iXk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMYbCv3iXk

nothing like 4....it's definitely 1


4 go and kill 1 with your bare hands na.

It's simply paid for...use that same google to research on SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION (SEO).

It started from their mother Eve, I think they believe lies by default.... God told Eve the truth about the tree but it sounded TOO SIMPLE TO BE TRUE, the serpent then told her about the tree and it sounded TOO COMPLICATED TO BE A LIE. Don't blame them my guys,they're only doing what they're wired to do.

HOLD ON TO ANY LADY THAT BREAKS AWAY FROM THE NORM

LOL, you probably didn't notice when they made the switch. They always show you a perfectly functional phone then they switch it for the fake during the payment process.
No issues bro. ..you came out smarter.

MY dear Nigerians, see what our Official National TV station was airing during the final moments of the election, this is mediocrity at its highest level. #babanowthatyouarethere, please ensure those people have a re-orientation. ...showing how to make hats at such a crucial time. What is wrong with NTA International??

You can verify my claims by tuning into both channels right now or look at the time and date stamps on the DSTV Channel Scroll Bar.
This is the first channel a foreigner will tune into to know whats going on concerning the election, only to be met with such rubbish... .THIS IS PART OF THE REASONS WHY THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY DOESN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY.

NB: THE TIME IS 2:18 a.m.

The pot in the last picture is dirty ,i recommend VIM

APC's campaign team is just toooo smart. I can bet my left leg that PDP doesn't have such a setting, who dash them projected images talk less of Microsoft Excel. Their own situation room will be making phone calls and writing the results on paper. <<<<backward PDP people.
Even if APC loses this year, 2019 is unfailingly theirs....Imagine a Fashola/ Amaechi combination or a Fashola/Osinbajo combination or Fashola/Oshiomole (all muslim-christian combos)....atleast APC gave the north their chance in the form of Harry Boo (Buhari)

YES, I JUST SAW IT too, it's a very nice doodle. thumbs up to them for "CHANGING" the doodle a day to when we are about to "change" Nigeria for the better. The whole world is in sync with our need for "change"

THE SHOCKER YOU WILL GET WHEN YOU REALISE THAT YOU WASTED YOUR TIME TYPING ALL OF THAT.
I'M NO TANOID OR GEJITE, BUT ITS' OBVIOUS HE WILL WIN....where has Buhari been all these days. I strongly believe that man is sick.

i agree with the poster, Truecaller does that excellently well.
Based on the assumption that you use a smartphone (other NLders don't start asking me how he posted this, he could have used a laptop ), check the Application Marketplace, you should find it.
Android's version is the best

I am not so new to Lagos City and I also don't know if this phenomenon occurs in other states of the federation. Can someone please explain in detail why agberos collect money from bus conductors at every bus stop and what do they do with the money. i.e.: 3 questions.
1. Who are these people that collect money from bus conductors at every bus stop?
2. Why do they collect this money?
3. What is done with the money?
Please help me understand

This is actually very creative,it just needs a little more "packaging ". Its sustainable and its also a form of recycling.
Kudos to the school for not waiting till they had enough money to build a mansion. Rome wasn't built in a day.

NB: see two lovers in tge fourth pic one wearing white shirt and shorts, the other is in a cardigan.
#eagleeye

FROM THE THIRD PARAGRAPH TO THE END,SHE USED ALL THOSE #100 LOVE TEXT MESSAGE BOOKS, no possible way that she could compose that after the incoherency of the first two paragraphs

That's good

I REAlly don't understand what you mean OP, some pictures of the said phenomenon will definitely make me understand

THE NAME IS "SPACE IMPACT" on nokia 3310, i rocked it like mad back in the day

BY march 28th, you'll go back to being a professor.....nothing for you sir,you and your presidential candidate are not winning. The same way JK is also not winning Lgos.
NIGERIA: PDP
LAGOS: APC

Hilarious stuff...

I FEEL YOUR PAIN BRO, THAT WAS ALSO THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND WHEN I HEARD THAT THE ELECTIONS WERE OFFICIALLY POSTPONED. BE STRONG, YOU CAN TAKE UP SKILL ACQUISITION OR BEGIN A PROFESSIONAL COURSE WHICH WILL MAKE YOU STAND OUT AMONGST YOUR PEERS. USE YOUR TIME WISELY

.....you talk as if you own NAIRALAND, if you don't like it, then don't click on the "poltics" link.

Even if it were to be closed (which definitely won't happen) how about Twitter, Facebook, BBM and PUNCH newspaper ads sponsored by Ayo Fayose.

Over the last few weeks,I've noticed that as soon as news hits Nairaland, it hits Linda Ikejis blog a few minutes later......in the same vein, some articles which hit her blog first are almost immediately the trending topics on this great forum of ours.

In your opinion (be honest and impartial) between NAIRALAND and LINDA IKEJI, who gets news first?

We can support our answers with screenshots, since the shots show time.....let the games begin

MOVIES:
*300 (the first one)
*The Green Mile
*The Karate Kid

SERIES
*GAME OF THRONES
*HOUSE OF CARDS
*LEGEND OF THE SEEKER (I still wonder why the show was cut off)

Other worthy mentions:
*Family Guy
*Merlin
*24

I once read an article which said that the formula for determining the youngest age you could date (man or woman) is: YOUR AGE /2 +7 e.g.: If I am 34 years old....34/2+7 =24,the least age of my GF should be 24

Happy Sunday my people

Qwerty

13. The ones who will step into club immediately after the grace has been said

Drakula:
For your info, the party date has been fixed and it's exclusively for a few selected who are optimistic!
We met in camp and made genuine friends had fun, but I guess it's something you can't understand or relate with, don't worry we shall post pictures here for you to see, you could be a part of it if you've changed your mind. If you are still interested whatapp me for details.

Selected few? Why? The other LAGOS 14C Corp members are inferior to these "selected few". Are you guys like an elitist group or what? What kind of leader does that Mr. Drakula....make it an open invitation,post the date,time and venue here on NAIRALAND for everybody to see, all men are equal so for choosing only a selected few......you are wrong

Jeremiah 29:11
Proverbs 3:6
and John 16:24 (not included on the list)