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Webmasters / Re: Does Anybody Have A Twitter Account To Sell by ojotobiloba1: 5:18am On Mar 11, 2023
adeniranfam:


Too high. Na twitter verification i need
Did you later bought the account den, if yes, can you recommend the seller for me
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by ojotobiloba1: 5:14am On Mar 11, 2023
Letlovelead213:
Anyone
8 is available sir
Location.. Osogbo
08039545401
Phones / Re: My Whatsapp Was Banned, Is There Any Hope That It Would Be Unbanned by ojotobiloba1: 5:09am On Mar 11, 2023
Taunt:
Why would you be using mass massage sender on your personal accounts?
Serves you right.
I can help you recover it.
Indicate if you're interested
Can you recover a Twitter account with two step verification wahala.. I ddnt save the backup code as I just change a new device. Now to log in is impossible
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by ojotobiloba1: 11:54am On Mar 09, 2023
Vickho:
how much?
90
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by ojotobiloba1: 6:35am On Mar 08, 2023
Letlovelead213:


Your thumb print day work?? And na 20k I get oo. What’s d gig on d phone and the distance but I can come if worth it
You won't see the swapping you re looking for. Very unfortunate human being that always abuse one's mother.
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by ojotobiloba1: 9:56am On Mar 07, 2023
Letlovelead213:
Anyone
Message me on whatsapp 08039545401
Very clean i phone8 sent from abroad
Na osogbo I dey o
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ojotobiloba1: 12:06pm On Mar 06, 2023
i phone 8 for sale
64gb
105k (slightly neg)
Osogbo
08039545401
Phones / Re: Google Authenticator App & Twitter Log In Issue, Help by ojotobiloba1: 12:41pm On Mar 04, 2023
OneKinGuy:
On Google authenticator app, Goto setting, Time correction of code, sync now. Then try login again with cdoe from Google authenticator
Pls seems u knw much abt this.. Can you u give me ur whatsapp no so as to discuss further with u.. Or here is mine 08039545401
It's really painful because my 5k account is abt to sink
Phones / Google Authenticator App & Twitter Log In Issue, Help by ojotobiloba1: 1:45pm On Mar 02, 2023
Hello Everyone, Good Afternoon, pls I need anyone who can generate code on Google authenticator app for Twitter log in ..My password is correct bur to bypass two step verification code using Google authenticator app is now a massive problem as I am unable to log into my Twitter account,

The only option is the Google authenticator app to generate code and enter it on Twitter, the codes no dey work. I am just tired

Pls is there anyone who can rescue me from this stress so as to gain access to my Account

Romance / Re: No Child After 4 Years Marriage by ojotobiloba1: 10:53am On Mar 02, 2023
jeromestarks:

The op is an idiot.
He went ahead to marry a 26 year old woman. I always say that a woman above 23 is no good for marriage. Most of them are battling one terminal disease or the other.
He said she can't ovulate. As in, she has never ovulated in her entire life or what?

That woman ovulates when she was young. Infact, people like her start ovulating every early in life (say at age 12).
The best thing is to marry her at 18 so she can birth all her eggs before she clocks 24. Most girls on the street, like the op's expired wife, are suffering from various illness.

If you didn't marry a young virgin woman, you will be frustrated ( like this mumu op) and you will use your hard-earned money to treat diseases which you know nothing about.
Now this Op's wife is 30!πŸ˜’. She can't give birth πŸ˜’. She's currently useless as a woman πŸ˜’.
All you can do with her now is to have sex with her and VERY soon, she will stop getting wet. You won't even enjoy the sex again πŸ˜’.
Useless woman. Stupid husband. Bunch of fools.

My advice to the op is that he should go and find a young (18-23) virgin and marry ASAP as he discards that empty barrel he called wife. Nonsense!

Once a woman is above 23, fvck her and let her go gently. Never wife her.



Women get clumsier with age.
You re very stupid with this jargons you wrote.. Advice Op, you were writing like a frustrated human being.. Spit on you

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Webmasters / Re: Twitter Is Down For Users Around The World. by ojotobiloba1: 5:04pm On Mar 01, 2023
Log in to my Twitter account yesterday after i got a new phone, the issue I am having right now is two step verification code shit, as I have forgotten the back up code.. Since yesterday, I couldn't gain entry into my account. How can I sort this out.. Anyone plz
Webmasters / Re: Twitter Is Down For Users Around The World. by ojotobiloba1: 5:03pm On Mar 01, 2023
Log in to my Twitter account yesterday after i got a new phone, the issue I am having right now is two step verification code shit, as I have forgotten the back up code.. Since yesterday, I couldn't gain entry into my account. How can I sort this out.. Anyone plz
Politics / Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023: Result Updates from INEC portal & Collation by ojotobiloba1: 3:49pm On Feb 25, 2023
Egbedore Local Government
Ofatedo prime under abe igi Code 9, Osogbo

Presidential Election
Eligible Voters.. 129
Apc 58 Votes
Labour 37 votes
Pdp 28 votes
Void 7 votes

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Lick My Armpit During Sex by ojotobiloba1: 3:59pm On Feb 21, 2023
OdogwuMoney6:
How is asking my own babe to lick my armpit are foolish thing? My own girlfriend ohh? Someone I spend money on. How is asking her to lick my armpit during sex stupid?
See nonsense entitlement and silly Request. She ought to have told u to also cut her private hair with ur teeth.
Why don't you tell her to eat your s*it with Bread, Wetin someone no go see for this Nairaland
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ojotobiloba1: 10:16am On Feb 21, 2023
Pls someone should put me tru because I am a novice.. I just downloaded klasha app for payment on aliexpress.. What next again after that?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ojotobiloba1: 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2023
jetoraphy:


You can use KLASHA or CHIPPER CASH.
You can download them from playstore.
Thanks sir
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ojotobiloba1: 12:19pm On Feb 20, 2023
Pls what is the mode of payment u guys used on Aliexpress since naira debit card have been restricted
Family / Re: Our Country, our Pride by ojotobiloba1: 11:35am On Feb 19, 2023
Turquoiseee:
Are you unaware that most people would have been in the same predicament but they chose to hustle and work hard.
Go and look for work oga. Even pregnant women and disabled people still hustle in their condition not to talk of an able bodied man like you. angry
God bless bro
Family / Re: Our Country, our Pride by ojotobiloba1: 11:24am On Feb 19, 2023
Saintmary:



I pray you find help soon, I understand how house rent gulps a lot of money for a lot of people.

May God keep your marriage intact.
Thank you so much mam
Family / Our Country, our Pride by ojotobiloba1: 8:34am On Feb 19, 2023
God bless Nigeria
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ojotobiloba1: 3:35pm On Feb 17, 2023
missbae:

Samsung
Lagos
45k
Chat me on whatsapp
Let's talk better 08039545401
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ojotobiloba1: 3:57pm On Feb 16, 2023
missbae:

I have 32".....I ll give you a good discount considering waybill
.
Brand of the TV,
Ur location and price
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ojotobiloba1: 3:25pm On Feb 16, 2023
Anyone who wanna sell 32/42 inch TV should mention me. Na osogbo i dey plz
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What New Naira Policy Did To Me by ojotobiloba1: 12:05pm On Feb 15, 2023
Dididrumz:


Drop.
Out of context, but pls help me also. Just have mercy on me
I am seeing shege at the moment
0049632249 Gtbank.. Pls
Family / Re: Why Are Some Bride Prices Higher Than Others? by ojotobiloba1: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
EmiDon11:
where be that?
Ijoko, Ogun state
Family / Re: Why Are Some Bride Prices Higher Than Others? by ojotobiloba1: 1:07pm On Feb 03, 2023
EmiDon11:
I am planning to marry from owerri but friends told me to run, that thier bride price is high...

Why are some bride price higher than others?

Are they not thesame humans?

And how much is bride price in ur area?
50k Last October
Romance / Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by ojotobiloba1: 12:50pm On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?
If your own wife do ds to you, pls how will u feel?. I hope you finish something u re abt to start Mr Sperm Dealer. Impregnate your own legal wife first.
Business / Re: CBN Bans Dollar Charges On Domestic Transactions by ojotobiloba1: 3:59pm On Jan 26, 2023
How can someone buy something on Aliexpress because local debit Master card have been restricted since Dec 31st
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by ojotobiloba1: 12:07pm On Jan 18, 2023
fman:
And sanwo-olu will be like "it was a one nightstand stuff"
And sanwo olu family be like.. Let's collect our son oo.. Our son no dey sleep outside
Family / Re: Help On House Rent Remaining 30k by ojotobiloba1: 10:32pm On Jan 14, 2023
seedic:


God will send his help bruh
Thank you so much
May almighty God hear all your silent prayers
Romance / Re: My Body Is Doing Me Somehow by ojotobiloba1: 12:53pm On Jan 12, 2023
Dreadlock69:
During this Christmas break , after the stressful semester
I decided to visit my friend village kinda of like a distance relative.
Long story short , i think i got a girl from that village pregnant. She called me today telling me she missed her period jan 6 and this girl is telling me this today .
The cold wey dey catch me for leg ehh no be hear after she told me . I went raw on her but she’s a nurse.
I should have stayed with the olosho i dey Bleep with condom and my cousin village get brothel i dun Bleep up truely
How can i go about this mess nairalanders
This life Sha isn't fucking balance

Something someone dey want is wat anoda is fed up with

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