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Acekidc4:
Who da Fvck is Twaci cos here in Puerto Rico we don't know her

Dats cos dis is nairaland n not some 'puertorico-land' or 'WTF currency they use dia land'

I'd love to pitch my tent with #teamNever but my better judgement disagrees...



I'll modify mine a bit to. . .


1 minute after a woman beats you and she hasn't apologised (of course with a deep sense of regret and remorse feelings), I say beat her to pulp!
God help me, if I don't kill that lady I'll leave her beyond orthopaedic remedy


However, what will a sensible man be doing with a woman to get her to the point of her being physical? So, I guess in a way, I'd never hit a woman!
funny story, d day I told a lady this, she 'slapped' me, 1 tin led to anoda...till an ecstatic ending*if u catch my drift*

Mmm-hmmmm *clears throat*
Okay, for the record, I promise to trek from my location to the location of whoever wins this years contest

BTW, I have not yet made up my mind on whom to vote, so y'all should keep trying to win my vote...it might just be the 'game changer'...kinda like messi

Goodluck to the contestants
*signing out*

Location and starting bidding price?

MzNelly:
Lol, come again.
This time in English, please.

Haha, u r funny. Didn't quite realise I typed swahili b4
Anyway, I'm sure u got d gist

MzNelly:
Yeah, we know majority of you men are dumb.

No telling.

Smh, 1 buffoon(sorry Op, dats d best I can call u afta openin dis thread) does somtin horrid n ur 1st response is 2 bash ur bf, or fada (at least u must hav 1 of dem)

missclasssy:
What's up with you these days?
You are becoming really feisty.

10q 4 noticin jare. U c, d problem is dat she stopd gettin her usual CUMtribution

Iffa hear! Till den 1st

Hian! Kini big deal?
Momsi go just surprise wen den carry 1 geh wey im pikin don knock up com show am...den her worry go just change gear

shockwave91:
dude so u want me 2 kill seyi shay or yemi alade? B/w the 3 of them hu u think say go sabi 4 bed pass?? Ma nigga na my parameter b dat o! Bedmatics

Baht guy

shockwave91:
kill chidinma.

dude! 4 real? Y is dat if I may ask?

rokiatu:
kill davido and widzkid.

I bet more dan half of naija babes wil agree wiv u on dis 1 Hav heard chics refer 2 dem as 'pompous pricks'

fedrick901:
lol

As in eh, like 4 real! Just watch it, dat fact wil b used as political gimmick 2 disable his campaign...I pray he has super counter stunts up his sleeve 2 pull wen d time coms

Marry chidinma, Kiss Yemi Alade n Seyi Shay Murda Cynthia Morgan

His chances r slim, next to notin if u ask me. I dnt tink USA can handle 2 consecutive black presidents especially seeing how they r bashing Obama n his government.

Good luck to Carson tho...I wish I'm wrong abt u

Nice article op, though next time do a little more work on making ur write-ups neat n more beautiful. I cud hav read 2ru if ur work was better arranged

Gud 4 him! I luv wen folks in d medical profession step out like dis

Ewooooo! Dem wan kill ma Igbo chikalas 4 mua
I'm so gona lov d fallout from this thread *sippin my zobo*










BTW, op u can lie eh, wen did nneka refuse 2 bleep u?


Dnt take dis this thread too seriously my ppl

None of d above, but may comprise of a bit of 1 or both sometimes

Chazzyboy:
I doubt if this is true

Den u shud check out d URL.

Scepticism is gud 4 knowledge

Omo! Ur next of kin na ur next of kin!

Shoro niyen?


BTW, dis thread shud b in family section

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Funny how evrytin fits


Dat nõ 3 tho...lol