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please the show is #BBNaija and not BBA. to all those who tag it BBA...
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did you know that the lower limb is femurs for having the longest bone in the human body? use ur naija accent |
NemzySeries:good for you, different strokes for different folks |
Osyxcel:Egbon I use both transmission systems, there's just something about manual. i have this feeeling that the manual cars u've driven are those 1965 model 504's and volvos (that was on a lighter note though) |
my dear, automatic gears r 4 dummies, moreover there is no joy in it. wait till u try a manual gear, i'm sure ur orientation will change |
eeeeesh! see as living people dey wrap demsefs like Lazarus 4 bible wen im die. ![]() wat kind of thing is dia naaaw *in Helen paul's voice* |
Told my babe Amy that I am in the USA, she com tink sey na washing thing, Mi-ami babe knows I miss her but she has no idea I miss Balti-more |
This morning I ROSE to kiss my girlfriend LILY with TU-LIPS, instead I knocker over her favourite VASE on the nightstand that had an ORCHID, now the flower can't BLOSSOM again. In other news, I heard 12yr old Grace Vanderwaal won 2016 America's Got Talent, I must say, either she has a strong bond with God or the force is with her. |
Laziness is for losers, I won't stop working hard till I release what is in me...I'm cummin for sucksex |
I love beaches, especially hot ones, I can ride on them all day...but I love real women more |
the kind of posts I see lately can hardly be called puns. I mean, at best, they are just rants (no disrespect). For the sake of fun of this thread, let's all dial down on the trash we dump here and try to post only real puns. Thanks. PUN: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound. I hate to sound like a broken record but hey, it's a Sony day ![]() |
ITgenuis:u wan go? ![]() anyways, the venue is Ultima Studio. Address: Funke Zainab Usman Street, End of Admiralty Way, behind This Present House Church, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos, Nigeria.
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aphixiano:mbok no vex o, but what did you think the 'I think' in his/her comment meant? |
easycoolll:1st of all, just understand that I'm trying to help. 2) I think all you need are: a fantastic voice, a good command of notes, confidence and most importantly, the favour of whatever supreme being you worship. A basic skill in at least 1 musical instrument will definitely be a good plus. 3) do ur research. 4) discipline and humour will come in handy. |
my Lil bro, quincy, was born in a free maternity home, till date I still call him frequency |
wen my pastor told me dat Jesus was no chemist yet he turned water in2 wine, I was like "hw come did he now make HYDRO-GIN?" ![]() |
if I understood u clearly, u just nid d number nt d friendship/socialization? ![]() |
very insightful ![]() quickly let me add, just for those who their sleeping position(s) may threaten, don't fret, this isn't foolproof ![]() kudos op |
ajo nwa si owerri baa nne ya Afo ![]() |
I just want to say, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS! |
good! perfect! let the government BEGIN!!! |
Whizpeter:u neva jam sef. . .more coming ![]() |
@mightysparrow u make brain but if I understand u correctly, you are saying that the devil has got everyone's lives by default (I mean, without even trying) and it is left for us to struggle and give it to Christ? ![]() |
francoray:dude ur own case no get part 2 oo! at least people wey devil bin hold dia own, God fit do am hard man...but as e b sey na girls, I rest my case |
niggi4life:hehe, y u tink sey I put dat warnin, 'dis is nt a joke'? anyway, anybody fit hold ur life nah, u no c d guy wey say na girls holl im own ![]() |
Warning: This thread is not a joke and it was created with the aim of clearing a major grey area in the reasoning of contemplating believers and aspiring Christians and even non-christians at large. Do well to leave your opinions and share your views, argue your cause if need be but above all, DO NOT JUDGE! okay, to the issue at hand, I want the general house to help answer the question "before you gave your life to Christ, who was holding it?" I know most of us have never really given it any thought but here's your chance. Myself, I have an opinion (a theory if you must), but i'll let people express their views first before commenting. let's hear YOU |
Wen is the best time 2 start puppies on extra food aside breastmilk and what is the best food to start them off on? |
phrezzz:Ogaaaaaaaaaaa! Haba mana! Everybody no go waka wit d same pace nah. Chillax 4 my homeboy abeg Congratz 2 ugovinna BTW, ah swearrugad as I c d nomination I was pleasantly shocked. Keep calm and listen to monalisa ![]() |
Ultima studios. . .as e dey hot
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luvmijeje:In a sense, yes. . .but for real, pesin wey win motor+cash and pesin wey no win anytin no dey d same level at all. |
Tottenham b like "Man city, to b 4-1'd is to b fore armed" ![]() |
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(that was on a lighter note though)

