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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by okabe(m): 9:32am On Jan 27, 2017
please the show is #BBNaija and not BBA.
to all those who tag it BBA...

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
did you know that the lower limb is femurs for having the longest bone in the human body?

use ur naija accent
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Car TalkRe: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by okabe(m): 7:34pm On Nov 13, 2016
NemzySeries:
Dummies? u must b used to suffering datz y u see pple living d easy life u get uncomfortable..... so bkos u can't afford 1 makes it bad 4 pple dat drive it abi? 4 ur information oga, I can only buy a manual car wen I dunno wat to do wit money.
good for you, different strokes for different folks
Car TalkRe: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by okabe(m): 10:01pm On Nov 12, 2016
Osyxcel:
When you are always getting stuck in a move and stop traffic for long hours, you'll know there joy in automatic and I'm sisure your orientation will change
Egbon I use both transmission systems, there's just something about manual.

i have this feeeling that the manual cars u've driven are those 1965 model 504's and volvos tongue (that was on a lighter note though)
Car TalkRe: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by okabe(m): 7:24am On Nov 12, 2016
my dear, automatic gears r 4 dummies, moreover there is no joy in it.
wait till u try a manual gear, i'm sure ur orientation will change
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Toyin Saraki At Rhythm Of Hope Festival Of Art & Culture by okabe(m): 12:45pm On Oct 10, 2016
eeeeesh! see as living people dey wrap demsefs like Lazarus 4 bible wen im die. undecided

wat kind of thing is dia naaaw *in Helen paul's voice*
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 8:02pm On Sep 21, 2016
Told my babe Amy that I am in the USA, she com tink sey na washing thing, Mi-ami babe knows I miss her but she has no idea I miss Balti-more
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:48am On Sep 16, 2016
This morning I ROSE to kiss my girlfriend LILY with TU-LIPS, instead I knocker over her favourite VASE on the nightstand that had an ORCHID, now the flower can't BLOSSOM again. cry LOT-US pray she forgives me when I offer her the HIBISCUS and FOXGLOVES from the garden. I better get her bestfriend DAISY to help beg her.

In other news, I heard 12yr old Grace Vanderwaal won 2016 America's Got Talent, I must say, either she has a strong bond with God or the force is with her.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:24am On Sep 16, 2016
Laziness is for losers, I won't stop working hard till I release what is in me...I'm cummin for sucksex
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2016
I love beaches, especially hot ones, I can ride on them all day...but I love real women more
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 11:12am On Aug 14, 2016
the kind of posts I see lately can hardly be called puns. I mean, at best, they are just rants (no disrespect). For the sake of fun of this thread, let's all dial down on the trash we dump here and try to post only real puns. Thanks.

PUN: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

I hate to sound like a broken record but hey, it's a Sony day grin
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TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by okabe(m): 11:07am On Aug 04, 2016
ITgenuis:
Quick Question. Abeg where do they hold the MTN project fame?
u wan go? grin

anyways, the venue is Ultima Studio.

Address: Funke Zainab Usman Street, End of Admiralty
Way, behind This Present House Church, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos, Nigeria.

TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by okabe(m): 8:20am On Aug 02, 2016
aphixiano:
You ought to put " in my opinion " in your comment
mbok no vex o, but what did you think the 'I think' in his/her comment meant?
TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 8 Official Thread by okabe(m): 4:43pm On Apr 14, 2016
easycoolll:
Pls on the project fame who can tell me tips on how to pass auditions
1st of all, just understand that I'm trying to help.
2) I think all you need are: a fantastic voice, a good command of notes, confidence and most importantly, the favour of whatever supreme being you worship. A basic skill in at least 1 musical instrument will definitely be a good plus.
3) do ur research.
4) discipline and humour will come in handy.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2016
my Lil bro, quincy, was born in a free maternity home, till date I still call him frequency
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 9:43pm On Jan 06, 2016
wen my pastor told me dat Jesus was no chemist yet he turned water in2 wine, I was like "hw come did he now make HYDRO-GIN?" grin
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CelebritiesRe: Bbm Pin Exchange by okabe(m): 9:51am On Dec 15, 2015
if I understood u clearly, u just nid d number nt d friendship/socialization? huh undecided
RomanceRe: Photos: What Your Sleeping Position With A Partner Says About Your Relationship. by okabe(m): 5:38pm On Dec 08, 2015
very insightful smiley

quickly let me add, just for those who their sleeping position(s) may threaten, don't fret, this isn't foolproof smiley

kudos op
TV/MoviesRe: DJ Arch Junior Winner Of South Africa Got Talent 2015 by okabe(m): 3:48pm On Nov 10, 2015
ajo nwa si owerri baa nne ya Afo grin
RomanceRe: 8 Brutal Truths You Should Know If You Are Dating A First-born. by okabe(m): 1:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
I just want to say, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS!
PoliticsRe: Buhari May Swear In Ministers Wednesday by okabe(m): 2:03pm On Oct 30, 2015
good! perfect!
let the government BEGIN!!!
Car TalkRe: Checkout The Features Of The Mercedes-benz 2017 E-class by okabe(m): 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2015
Whizpeter:
Chai.. Technology don mad finish...
u neva jam sef. . .more coming grin
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Gave Your Life To Christ, Who Was Holding It? by okabe(op): 9:03pm On Oct 23, 2015
@mightysparrow u make brain but if I understand u correctly, you are saying that the devil has got everyone's lives by default (I mean, without even trying) and it is left for us to struggle and give it to Christ? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Gave Your Life To Christ, Who Was Holding It? by okabe(op): 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
francoray:
Girls
dude ur own case no get part 2 oo! shocked
at least people wey devil bin hold dia own, God fit do am hard man...but as e b sey na girls, I rest my case
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Gave Your Life To Christ, Who Was Holding It? by okabe(op): 8:52pm On Oct 23, 2015
niggi4life:
see question o! Na devil hold am before na, who else i for talk? My papa or my wife?

U funny o
hehe, y u tink sey I put dat warnin, 'dis is nt a joke'?

anyway, anybody fit hold ur life nah, u no c d guy wey say na girls holl im own grin
Christianity EtcBefore You Gave Your Life To Christ, Who Was Holding It? by okabe(op): 8:25pm On Oct 23, 2015
Warning: This thread is not a joke and it was created with the aim of clearing a major grey area in the reasoning of contemplating believers and aspiring Christians and even non-christians at large. Do well to leave your opinions and share your views, argue your cause if need be but above all, DO NOT JUDGE!

okay, to the issue at hand, I want the general house to help answer the question "before you gave your life to Christ, who was holding it?"
I know most of us have never really given it any thought but here's your chance. smiley
Myself, I have an opinion (a theory if you must), but i'll let people express their views first before commenting.

let's hear YOU
PetsRe: Questions And Answers( All Pets, No Exceptions) by okabe(m): 10:04am On Oct 01, 2015
Wen is the best time 2 start puppies on extra food aside breastmilk and what is the best food to start them off on?
TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 8 Official Thread by okabe(m): 12:14am On Oct 01, 2015
phrezzz:
Ugo of season7 has been nominated for the headies award. smh Geoffery see your life
Ogaaaaaaaaaaa! Haba mana!
Everybody no go waka wit d same pace nah. Chillax 4 my homeboy abeg

Congratz 2 ugovinna BTW, ah swearrugad as I c d nomination I was pleasantly shocked.


Keep calm and listen to monalisa grin
TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 8 Official Thread by okabe(m): 6:20pm On Sep 26, 2015
Ultima studios. . .as e dey hot

TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 8 Official Thread by okabe(m): 5:04pm On Sep 26, 2015
luvmijeje:
Good luck to all the finalists...... They are all winners.
In a sense, yes. . .but for real, pesin wey win motor+cash and pesin wey no win anytin no dey d same level at all.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 4:18pm On Sep 26, 2015
Tottenham b like "Man city, to b 4-1'd is to b fore armed" grin
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TV/MoviesRe: MTN Project Fame Season 8 Official Thread by okabe(m): 4:15pm On Sep 23, 2015
Adortem:
What is the price for a correct prediction?
Errm...for starters, some bashing tongue

but. . .

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